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Chapter 1: Loose Ends

Carl Johnson in his mind: My brother was just arrested, and know my sister and friend are both dead. I am not sure what to do from this moment on. Should I just run off? Should I continue leading the gang? Should I reform myself? What should I do?

12:08 PM, APRIL 2, 1998, LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, LOS SANTOS, STATE OF SAN ANDREAS, UNITED STATES.

Announcer: Thank you for flying with FlyUS! We hope you enjoyed your flight! Have a wonderful day in Los Santos!

Carl: Hey Taxi!

(few moments later, Carl gets in the cab)

Roman: Where do you want to go?

Carl: Grove Street in Ganton.

Roman: On our way. Why do you want to go there?

Carl: I have to check on my house.

Roman: Okay. My name is Roman by the way. I immigrated from Serbia to work as a cab driver here in America. Where are you from?

Carl: I'm from Ganton. I just came here after I took a week long vacation in Las Venturas. I have a house up there. But my real home is Ganton. My name is Carl Johnson by the way.

Roman: It will be a pleasure to take you home.

(a few minutes later, Carl arrives at his home)

Carl: Thanks Roman!

Roman: Remember; call Belic Taxi Express if you want another Taxi!

Carl: Thanks.

(a few moments later, Carl goes inside his house)

Carl (talking to himself): Man, so empty around here. Nothing touched. The Nintendo 64 still turned off. Not one piece of bread eaten. Nothing man.

Random Grove Member: GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!

Carl: Woah! It's just me Carl!

Random Grove Member: Oh, sorry about that. Didn't recognize that. You here to stay?

Carl: Yeah. You can go back to your home.

Random Grove Member: Call me if you need to protect any of your other properties.

(Moments later, Carl decides to go watch some television)

TV Game Show: Ok John, here is your question for 1,000,000 dollars. Who wrote the Canterbury Tales? Was it Geoffrey Chaucer, William Shakespeare, John Addison or Emily Dickinson?

TV Game Show: It's Geoffrey Chaucer!

TV Game Show: YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

Carl: I need to make some friends. I can't watch Who Want's to be a Millionaire all day every day.

7:00 PM, APRIL 2, 1998, GANTON, LOS SANTOS, STATE OF SAN ANDREAS, UNITED STATES.

(Carl picks up his cell phone)

Carl: Hey Roman!

Roman: Ah! It's you Carl!

Carl: Listen, I don't want a cab. I figured maybe we can just hang out, you know? Can you bring your car?

Roman: I have nothing going on anyway, let's go!

Carl: Alright, see you in 10 minutes)

(minutes later)

Carl: What's up Roman!

Roman: Hey good to see you! What do you wanna do?

Carl: I figured we might as well eat something.

Roman: HORRAY! I Love the food here! Burger Shot, Cluckin Bell, Wigwam, Well Stacked, EVERYTHING!

Carl: There is a Well Stacked near here. Wanna eat there?

Roman: Of course

(They drive to the Well Stacked Pizza Co in Idlewood Boulevard. It's unfortunately disputed territory between the Lime Families and Ballas.)

Pizza Guy: Hey! My name's Jeff! How can I serve you 2 Napoleon sized dickfaces!

Carl: Hey don't make fun of my height!

Roman: What's wrong with you?

Pizza Guy: Sorry, I hate this job. What the hell do you want?

Roman: I want a small "express sized" box. Give me pepperoni, ham, pineapple, bacon and chicken!

Carl: Same thing here!

Pizza Guy: I'll tell you when your shit is ready.

Carl: What a dickhead.

Roman: Let's sit here.

(A few moments later, Ballas arrive)

Pizza Guy: What do you purple wearing clowns want?

Balla #1: YOU'RE GETTING ROBBED BITCH! GIMME ALL UR MONEY!

Balla #2: AND GIVE US A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA!

Roman: Shit, we gotta get outta here!

Carl: C'mon, we can make a quick exit!

Roman: On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3!

Carl: RUN!

Balla #1: Hey!

(shots fired)

Roman: Shit! Get in my car!

Carl: STEP ON IT!

(They drive back to the Grove)

Carl: Damm, that was tense shit back there!

Roman: And we didn't get our food.

Carl: Next time, we get delivery.

Roman: Definitely! See you another time.

Carl: Okay

(Carl goes into his bedroom and watches some CBS and then calls it a night and sleeps)

CHAPTER 2

8:00 AM, GANTON, LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS, USA

(Carl goes downstairs to get eat some waffles)