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Re-run of a fictional radio hero that originally aired in 1938 (as mentioned on the show). The show was canceled quickly for obvious reasons. | Re-run of a fictional radio hero that originally aired in 1938 (as mentioned on the show). The show was canceled quickly for obvious reasons. | ||
*'''[[Ernest Keigel|Time Ranger aka Ernest Keigel]]''' (Bill Lobley) – The stereotypically snarky and fast-talking Time Ranger whose penis is a time machine. When he masturbates he travels through time, ending up in a randomly chosen time and location. He cannot normally be seen by adults and it is joked that he is a eunuch because of his "time machine's" minuscule composure. | *'''[[Ernest Keigel|Time Ranger aka Ernest Keigel]]''' (Bill Lobley) – The stereotypically snarky and fast-talking Time Ranger whose penis is a time machine. When he masturbates he travels through time, ending up in a randomly chosen time and location. He cannot normally be seen by adults and it is joked that he is a eunuch because of his "time machine's" minuscule composure. | ||
*'''Richard''' (Chris Ferrante) – The Time Ranger meets this boisterous child first in the episode, when he travels back to the year 1175. The child, presumably a son of a noblewoman from medieval England, explains that in his time period, "dragons roam the land, and we are also infested with clichés." He also listens as the Time Ranger embarks on a monologue describing the future. | *'''[[Richard]]''' (Chris Ferrante) – The Time Ranger meets this boisterous child first in the episode, when he travels back to the year 1175. The child, presumably a son of a noblewoman from medieval England, explains that in his time period, "dragons roam the land, and we are also infested with clichés." He also listens as the Time Ranger embarks on a monologue describing the future. | ||
*'''Mother''' (Kate Greer) – Richard's uptight mother, and presumably a noblewoman. She seems to be very sexually engaged with the king. She states that the "[[wp:Black Death|plague]]" has already happened, though the actual Black Death would not happen for another 200 years (Although this could be a prod at the cliché of the plague). Despite apparently living in medieval England, both Richard and his mother have poorly-concealed American accents. | *'''Mother''' (Kate Greer) – Richard's uptight mother, and presumably a noblewoman. She seems to be very sexually engaged with the king. She states that the "[[wp:Black Death|plague]]" has already happened, though the actual Black Death would not happen for another 200 years (Although this could be a prod at the cliché of the plague). Despite apparently living in medieval England, both Richard and his mother have poorly-concealed American accents. | ||
*'''Mademoiselle''' (Jen Cohn) – A shrill aristocratic woman that the Time Ranger meets when he ends up in a stable after travelling to France during its [[wp:French Revolution|revolutionary period]]. Her obsession with the phrase "[[wp:beheading|off with your head]]" implies that she could be a caricature of [[wp:Marie Antoinette|Marie Antoinette]]. The episode ends on a suspenseful note, with the Time Ranger engaging in [[wp:mammary intercourse|mammary intercourse]] with the Mademoiselle as the rebelling peasants try to charge the door of the stable. | *'''Mademoiselle''' (Jen Cohn) – A shrill aristocratic woman that the Time Ranger meets when he ends up in a stable after travelling to France during its [[wp:French Revolution|revolutionary period]]. Her obsession with the phrase "[[wp:beheading|off with your head]]" implies that she could be a caricature of [[wp:Marie Antoinette|Marie Antoinette]]. The episode ends on a suspenseful note, with the Time Ranger engaging in [[wp:mammary intercourse|mammary intercourse]] with the Mademoiselle as the rebelling peasants try to charge the door of the stable. | ||