Whack the Racers

Mission

Whack the Racers
Helping Chan to win a race. Helping Chan to win a race.
Game	GTA Chinatown Wars
For	Chan Jaoming
Location	East Island City, Dukes, Liberty City
Reward	$100 turf map available in PDA
Unlocks	Jackin' Chan Stealing the Show Parking Pickle
Unlocked by	Pimp His Ride
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Whack the Racers is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars given to protagonist Huang Lee by Chan Jaoming from his garage in East Island City, Dukes, Liberty City.

Mission

Plot

Chan is upset that the other competitors in the race have more superior cars than his. Chan wants to win the race badly so he wants Huang to smash them off the track. Huang grabs a fast car and waits near the starting line. At the start of the race, the street race champion loses control of the car and crashes the car. Chan now has three competitors to worry. Huang rams the cars off the course and prevents them from going ahead of Chan. Chan eventually wins the race.

Walkthrough

See /walkthrough for details on how to complete the mission.

Rewards

The rewards for completing this mission is $100 and the turf map is available in the PDA. The missions Jackin' Chan and Stealing the Show are unlocked.

Script

(At Chan's Garage)

Chan: ...Oh, my head! I've got a killer hangover. One of those that feels like a midget is in your head and he's trying to get it on with your cortex, and that street race is just about to start! I'm fucked! My therapist would call this self-sabotage, but then my therapist has never had a transsexual prostitute.

Huang: The race you want to win to impress the Tongs?

Chan: Yeah, but I heard the other drivers have cars that are race lightened for extra speed. How can even I - the best driver in the city - compete with them when they cheat like that?

Huang: You mean they're driving race cars in a car race? That's disgraceful.

Chan: I know and I've got to win this race, Huang. I can't have both my dad and my theraist laughing at me again. There's nothing for it. You'll just have to smash them all off the track to make sure I win. It's only proper.

(At the finish line)

Chan: I told you I'd win Huang! And in the end I didn't even need your help. The Tongs are gonna be pretty impressed when they hear about this. I might blog about this and stick it on my myroomonline page.

Huang: You gangster! Let's hope the Tongs just hear about it and weren't watching.

Chan: Huang, baby when I am the boss you'll have a place at my side. You could be my number one number two! Heh-heh!

Huang: You and me, Chan, we're heading to the top!

Trivia

• The name of this mission is a reference to the cartoon, Wacky Races

Mission Replay description

"Chan's idea of fair play is, 'anything goes, so long as he wins'.

So, he got me to smash all the other drivers off the track at his street race.

He wasn't even grateful. Rich prick asshole."