Lance Vance doing the Lance Vance Dance.
|Game||GTA Vice City Stories|
|Location||Ocean Beach, Vice City|
|Fail||Insufficient amount of cocaine collected|
Where it Hurts Most|
|Unlocked by||Taking the Fall|
Victor drops by Lance's apartment. Lance asks what he's doing there and after a while Louise, Victor's girlfriend, appears from the kitchen who says she and Lance got high together which angers Victor and after a long going argument, Lance runs outside to a chopper and threatens to give away all of his coke around the city. Victor then follows his chopper which drops a package spread all around Ocean Beach, in a hovercraft and collects as many packages as he can, completing the mission.
(Louise, Victor, Lance at Lance's apartment)
Lance Vance: Hee! Alright, baby! This is the Lance Vance Dance! You got to... pop it... and, uh, lock it... Yeah! Woo!
Victor Vance: So this is where the coke is going? Up your nose?
Lance Vance: Hey, Vic...
Victor Vance: "Hey, Vic"?
Lance Vance: What're you doing here?
Victor Vance: You had me running around town like a psycho, and all the while you're siphoning it off for your personal use. You are unbelievable.
Lance Vance: Hey... I'm sorry. Uh... Look, can we talk about this later?
Louise Cassidy-Williams: Oh... Hey, Vic... Shit...
Victor Vance: Louise! What the hell is going on?
Lance Vance: Well, uh, um... Uh, bro... 'Ey, 'ey, bro, it ain't nothing like that!
Louise Cassidy-Williams: I wouldn't do that to you... I just needed something to take my mind off things.
Victor Vance: So you fucked my brother?
Louise Cassidy-Williams and Lance Vance: NO!
Louise Cassidy-Williams: We just get high together! Goddamn, you are so judgmental, like you're a damn saint or something. Why are you being such an asshole?
Victor Vance: You are a mess.
Louise Cassidy-Williams: And you're wonderful. A wonderful drug dealing, thieving murderer.
Lance Vance: Oh, come on, guys.
Victor Vance: I was doing it for us.
Louise Cassidy-Williams: Who're you trying to kid? You don't give a shit about me.
Victor Vance: Not now I don't.
Louise Cassidy-Williams: You know what? You make me wanna puke, you self-righteous dick!
Victor Vance: Ah, get lost!
Louise Cassidy-Williams: Stay away from me, you sick bastard! You're a phoney, Vic Vance.
Lance Vance: What are you gonna do?
Victor Vance: Thanks a lot, Lance!
Lance Vance: What?! Listen, who cares? It's my coke. It's all my coke, and I'll do with it whatever I damn well please!
(Lance runs outside to a chopper and Vic goes after him)
Victor Vance: Lance, come back here!
Lance Vance: Shut up! You're always telling me what to do! But if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have any of this! If I wanna take coke, I will! If I wanna give it away, I will! And I'm gonna give it away! All of it! And you can't stop me!
Victor Vance: Lance! Don't be stupid!
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