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			The following is a script of the mission [[Bad Cop Drop]] in [[The Lost and Damned]].

	==Script==		==Script==
	'''Johnny''': Hey Jim, good to see ya man. What's the trouble?		'''Johnny''': Hey Jim, good to see ya man. What's the trouble?

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	'''Jim''': Here's as good a place as any.		'''Jim''': Here's as good a place as any.

			'''Jim''': Here's where we end it.

	''(The bikers begin to fight the cops)''		''(The bikers begin to fight the cops)''
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	'''McCornish''': We got the whole LCPD behind us, you fucking shit birds.		'''McCornish''': We got the whole LCPD behind us, you fucking shit birds.

			''(If McCornish is killed)''

			'''Matthews''': McCornish - dammit. Bastard nearly had his twenty.

			or:

			'''Matthews''': You're going to hell for that, shit head.

			'''Matthews''': You fucking mopes. McCornish was the best bad cop I knew.

	''(Police reinforcements show up)''		''(Police reinforcements show up)''
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	'''Jim''': Great, here come the rest of them.		'''Jim''': Great, here come the rest of them.

			'''Jim''': More of Liberty's least fine. Just what we need.

	'''Jim''': We ain't the pussies you thought we were.		'''Jim''': We ain't the pussies you thought we were.

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	''(The two lead the cops to the ambush)''		''(The two lead the cops to the ambush)''

			'''Jim''': This is where we deal with this bullshit.

			or:

			'''Jim''': Here's as good a place as any.

			''(The bikers begin to fight the cops)''

			'''McCornish''': The rest of your fucking biker buddies are gonna pay for this, too. You fucking hump.

			'''McCornish''': You got no idea the shit storm that's going to come down on you, you fucking pricks.

			'''McCornish''': You guys are the dumbest fucking mopes I've ever seen in all my years of service.

			'''McCornish''': We got the whole LCPD behind us, you fucking shit birds.

			''(Police reinforcements show up)''

			'''Jim''': And here are their buddies. Just great.

			or:

			'''Jim''': Great, here come the rest of them.

			'''Jim''': We ain't the pussies you thought we were.

			'''Jim''': You chose the wrong boys to put the squeeze on.

			'''Jim''': No commemorative gold watch and nice little bribe for you, man.

			'''Jim''': Case fucking closed.

			'''Jim''': You pigs chose to play dirty, didn't you?

			'''Jim''': Fuck you very much.

			''(The Lost kill the bent cops)''

			'''Jim''': We got lucky there, Johnny boy. I thought we'd be shoveling shit for those dudes 'til God knows when.

			'''Johnny''': Now you know we ain't going out like that, Jim. I'll see you soon.

	==Alternate dialogue==		==Alternate dialogue==

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==Script==
'''Johnny''': Hey Jim, good to see ya man. What's the trouble?

'''Jim''': Take a guess, bro. It might have something to do with those cops that pulled one over on us.

'''Johnny''': I figured.

'''Jim''': The way I see it we got two choices. Either, we buy a big tub of grease and prepare to take it from these fat pigs for the rest of our lives.

'''Johnny''': Or?

'''Jim''': Or, we head over to the clubhouse, close to where I happen to know they got themselves set up, and we show them that we're not quite the bitches they think we are.

'''Johnny''': Well, tempted as I am with your first option, I'm gonna have to go with the second.

'''Jim''': I figured you'd say that.

'''Johnny''': Lead on, James!

''(Jim gives Johnny a full automatic pistol)''

'''Johnny''': Nothing like the feel of a fully automatic pistol in your hand, you son of a bitch.

==Dialogue==
'''Johnny''': How bout we race over to those fucking dirty cops, old man? Think you can handle it?

or:

'''Johnny''': Let's see if you still got it, old man. Let's drop the fuckin' hammer on this run to those assholes.

''(If Johnny wins)''

'''Johnny''': How do I look from behind, man? You like looking at my patch?

or:

'''Johnny''': Shit, Jim, you should think about retiring with moves like that.

''(If Johnny loses)''

'''Johnny''': Age before beauty, my man. Age before beauty.

or:

'''Johnny''': You still know a few tricks, old man. I'll give you that.

''(The two meet the cops across from the Lost clubhouse)''

'''Jim''': Wait here a minute.

''(Jim walks over to the cops)''

'''Jim''': Hey, officers, how you doin?

'''Matthews''': Hey McCornish, this fat perp's brought us a present.

'''McCornish''': You know, I forgot how stupid lookin' this guy was, Matthews. You think he's smart enough to realise that we got expensive tastes?

'''Matthews''': What you got for us, mope?

'''Jim''': Ah, exactly what you asked for.

''(Jim punches McCornish in the stomach and throws coffee at Matthews)''

'''Jim''': There ya go!

''(The two leave)''

'''Jim''': Head to Trinity in Acter Industrial, alright? The boys are gonna meet us there.

or:

'''Jim''': We gotta finish this bullshit off, get us to Trinity in Acter Industrial.

'''Jim''': Make tracks to Trinity Road, John. Come on. I got some brothers coming to meet us.

'''Johnny''': You stole his donut and spilled his coffee. Real mature, man.

'''Jim''': We don't want to piss 'em off too much. Not yet, at least.

'''Johnny''': Maybe you should have stolen his lunch money.

'''Jim''': Maybe you should be on the fucking stage with jokes like that.

''(The cops pursue the two bikers)''

'''Johnny''': Stupid pigs.

'''Johnny''': Don't let 'em catch you now, Jim.

'''Johnny''': The bulls are seeing red.

'''Johnny''': Time's almost up, you dirty bastards.

'''Johnny''': It's nearly retirement time, fuckers.

'''Johnny''': I'm gonna go undercover in your asses, dickheads.

'''Johnny''': Poor assholes don't eve know what they're in for.

'''Johnny''': Write me a speeding ticket.

'''Cops''': We're looking forward to kicking the shit out of you, mopes.

'''Cops''': We're gonna break your necks, you scum.

'''Cops''': Pull over so we can beat the shit out of you.

'''Cops''': You're going to pay for that coffee and donut fat man.

'''Cops''': Now you oew us the cash and your necks, biker boys.

'''Cops''': Hey fatty, you can't fit on that bike. Why don't you pull over?

''(If the cops are too close)''

'''Jim''': Johnny, man, they're right on top of us.

'''Jim''': Hey, brother, this is about to get real unpleasant.

'''Jim''': Shit, Johnny. We're about to get fucked by those pigs.

'''Jim''': They're right on us, Johnny.

'''Jim''': Brother, those cops have almost got us.

''(If the player switches to the cop's sight)''

'''Matthews''': ...three heads in the West River and not a body in sight.

'''McCornish''': No, no, no. It was the Humboldt. They found those left feet in the West River.

'''Matthews''': fuck me sideways, you're right.
----
'''Matthews''': ...I.A.D. and the Sarge taking turns to screw me like it's my fucking quinceanera.

'''McCornish''': Always plant a gun, always. What did I tell you?

'''Matthews''': I know, I know, it's just there's only so many you can carry. Who'd think there'd be five of them.
----
'''McCornish''': so, I said, "But racial profiling works, motherfucker. Now give up the product."

'''Matthews''': Ha, ha! Bet that shut him up.

'''McCornish''': Ha ha ha! Turned out to be a sociology professor at Vespucci University.
----
'''McCornish''': ...balls the size of mangoes.

'''Matthews''': You know what, I can't wait to get them down the precinct so we can really stomp on those fuckers. Throw him in holding and let a pack of meatheads break them fucking potatoes for us.
----
'''McCornish''': Come on. I give up, alright, I give up. Come on, tell me.

'''Matthews''': A hooker being picked up by the chief on a Saturday night and let off with a special caution.

'''McCornish''': Ha! You are fucking killing me man. What'd you eat funny pills today or what?
----
'''Matthews''': ...no, no, Mommy. Mommy, no. Mommy. Boo hoo hoo.

'''McCornish''': Mommy. He's crying like a little fucking bitch. Matthews you kill me you prick.

''(The two lead the cops to the ambush)''

==Alternate dialogue==
'''Jim''': That'll show 'em.

'''Johnny''': Oh yeah. You messed with a dirty cop's donut. You're one badass biker.

'''Jim''': You know, cheap sarcasm should be beneath you, Johnny.

'''Johnny''': Didn't even save me any, you fat fuck. Thanks a lot.

'''Jim''':

==Failing the mission==
===Losing the cops===
'''Johnny''': There'll be another chance to deal with them. Don't you worry about that.

===Cops killed early===
'''Jim''': Fuck me man, the whole LCPD are gonna be after us now. You can't just do that to a cop.

'''Johnny''': Yeah, I know man, I know. Look after yourself.

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