Darius Fontaine - Revision history

El Grando Smokio at 11:46, 12 June 2021

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El Grando Smokio at 11:45, 12 June 2021

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	==Online Diagnosis==		==Online Diagnosis==
	Darius has various phobias on his website for the visitor to chose from. When the phobia is chosen a solution is ~~give~~:		Darius has various phobias on his website for the visitor to chose from. When the phobia is chosen a solution is given:

	'''Death/Necrophobia''' : Go RIGHT NOW and kill the first person you see. You will notice that death is not really so very bad.		'''Death/Necrophobia''' : Go RIGHT NOW and kill the first person you see. You will notice that death is not really so very bad.

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	'''Darius Fontaine''' is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. Fontaine wrote the book "Fear It? Do it!", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]], the [[Epsilon Program\|Epsilon Program's]] founder and cult leader, and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.		{{infobox character\|
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			'''Darius Fontaine''' is a character in the [[3D Universe]] and the [[HD Universe]] and is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. He founded the program in [[1978]]. Fontaine wrote the book "[[Fear It? Do It!]]", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]], the [[Epsilon Program\|Epsilon Program's]] founder and cult leader, and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.

			Between [[1992]] and [[2013]] Darius became the leader of the [[Children of the Mountain]] Cult, however at some point he lost control of the cult in a legal battle with [[Brother Adrian]].

			==Online Diagnosis==
			Darius has various phobias on his website for the visitor to chose from. When the phobia is chosen a solution is give:

			'''Death/Necrophobia''' : Go RIGHT NOW and kill the first person you see. You will notice that death is not really so very bad.

			'''Dogs/Kynophobia''' : DON'T WORRY. There is no such thing as dogs.

			'''Drug Addiction/Pharmacophobia''' : Buy several hundred dollars' worth of high quality crack cocaine. Smoke it all. You will notice drug addiction no longer holds any fears for you. You have taken ownership of your fears. Well done.

			'''Foreigners\Xenophobia''' : You will discover they are not very frightening when they have been surprised by a sniper's bullet.

			'''Insanity\Maniaphobia''' : You're not mad. Life really is this bad.

			'''Masturbation\Masturphobia''' : It is perfectly natural, assuming you do it correctly. Please send a video for verification to DARIUS FONTAINE(TM).

			'''Monsters/Teratophobia''' Are you mad? Don't be afraid of monsters. Pedophiles, mass murderers, terrorism and the government pose a much bigger risk to society. Own your fear.

			'''Root Vegetables/Vegephobia''' : WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?

			'''Sex/Coitaphobia''' : Come to my office. In a series of personal sessions, I will rid you of all your sexual hang ups, in exchange for money. Please send a photo first.

			'''Transvestites/Trannyphobia''' : Try it, you might like it. BRAS CAN BE VERY SUPPORTIVE.

			'''Water/Aquaphobia''' : Drink a glass of water. Notice how nothing happens! YOU ARE FREE! Go in peace!

			'''Women\Gynophobia''' : Join the club.

			==Trivia==
			*It is evidenced by Darius' Online Diagnosis that he condones murder, incest, and drug abuse. He also seems to be a sexual offender.

	==External link==		==External link==

A-Dust at 20:57, 9 November 2013

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	'''Darius Fontaine''' is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. Fontaine wrote the book "Fear It? Do it!", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]], the [[Epsilon Program\|Epsilon Program's]] founder and cult leader, and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.		'''Darius Fontaine''' is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. Fontaine wrote the book "Fear It? Do it!", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]], the [[Epsilon Program\|Epsilon Program's]] founder and cult leader, and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.

	==External ~~Link~~==		==External link==
	*[http://www.fearitdoit.com/ Inversion Therapy website]		*[http://www.fearitdoit.com/ Inversion Therapy website]

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	'''Darius Fontaine''' is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. Fontaine wrote the book "Fear It? Do it!", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]] and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.		'''Darius Fontaine''' is the founder of Inversion Therapy, which attempts to help people conquer their fears. Fontaine wrote the book "Fear It? Do it!", although he has no qualifications for this. [[Lazlow]] describes him as 'a former sociology professor' on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America, although he is a qualified gardener. He hates religion and in [[1992]] has an on-going feud with [[Cris Formage]], the [[Epsilon Program\|Epsilon Program's]] founder and cult leader, and Lazlow. Lazlow in 1992 had a restraining order against Darius after he encouraged Lazlow to sleep with his grandmother, although Lazlow slept with his mother and was almost imprisoned.

	==External Link==		==External Link==
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