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	[[File:~~Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration~~.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]		[[File:ElderlyAsianManHeldAfterFailingtoSatisfyImmigration-GTAIII.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]

	The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].		The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].

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	[[~~Image~~:Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]		[[File:Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]

	The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].		The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].
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	As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.		As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.

	"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport~~, Shoreside Vale~~\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."		"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport in GTA III Era\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."

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	'''Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration''' is a [[Liberty Tree]] article written by [[Amy Salzburg]]. The article is reference to the [[Oriental Gentleman]].		'''Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration''' is a [[Liberty Tree]] article written by [[Amy Salzburg]]. The article is reference to the [[Old Oriental Gentleman]].

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	[[Image:Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]		[[Image:Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration.jpg\|center\|thumb\|Strange, old Asian man.]]

	The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].		The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America\|country]].

	As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.		As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.

	"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."		"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport, Shoreside Vale\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."

	==External Link==		==External Link==
	*[http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/story2.html Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration article]		*[http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/story2.html Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration article]

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	"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."		"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport\|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."

			==External Link==
			*[http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/story2.html Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration article]

	[[Category:Liberty Tree articles]]		[[Category:Liberty Tree articles]]

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'''Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration''' is a [[Liberty Tree]] article written by [[Amy Salzburg]]. The article is reference to the [[Oriental Gentleman]].

==Article==
[[Image:Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration.jpg|center|thumb|Strange, old Asian man.]]

The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the [[United States of America|country]].

As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.

"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."

[[Category:Liberty Tree articles]]