Jack Howitzer - Revision history

El Grando Smokio at 11:51, 12 June 2021

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	* [[Push-Up - The Movie]] <small>(1984)</small>		* [[Push-Up - The Movie]] <small>(1984)</small>
	* [[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]] <small>([[1986]])</small>		* [[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]] <small>([[1986]])</small>
	* [[Annihilator ~~(film)\|Annihilator]]~~ <small>(between 1986 and [[1992]])</small>		* Annihilator <small>(between 1986 and [[1992]])</small>
	* [[Zero Seconds to Death Time]] <small>(between 1986 and 1992)</small>		* Zero Seconds to Death Time <small>(between 1986 and 1992)</small>
	* [[Wasteland ~~(film)\|Wasteland]]~~ <small>(between [[2008]] and [[2010]])</small>		* Wasteland <small>(between [[2008]] and [[2010]])</small>

	==Murders committed==		==Murders committed==

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	In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He was arrested in [[Los Santos in GTA V\|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas in GTA V\|San Andreas]] in [[2010]] for an unspecified reason, and spent 3 years in [[Bolingbroke Penitentiary]]. Due to his deteriorating mental state, Jack took up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], speaking for it in a high-pitched broken English, and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]] while living in a dilapidated motel in [[Blaine County]] and hording jars of his own urine. He is frequently armed with an [[AK-47]].		In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He was arrested in [[Los Santos in GTA V\|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas in GTA V\|San Andreas]] in [[2010]] for an unspecified reason, and spent 3 years in [[Bolingbroke Penitentiary]]. Due to his deteriorating mental state, Jack took up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], speaking for it in a high-pitched broken English, and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]] while living in a dilapidated motel in [[Blaine County]] and hording jars of his own urine. He is frequently armed with an [[AK-47]].

			==Known filmography==
			* [[Loincloth]] <small>([[1984]])</small>
			* [[Evacuator]] <small>(1984)</small>
			* [[Push-Up - The Movie]] <small>(1984)</small>
			* [[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]] <small>([[1986]])</small>
			* [[Annihilator (film)\|Annihilator]] <small>(between 1986 and [[1992]])</small>
			* [[Zero Seconds to Death Time]] <small>(between 1986 and 1992)</small>
			* [[Wasteland (film)\|Wasteland]] <small>(between [[2008]] and [[2010]])</small>

	==Murders committed==		==Murders committed==
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	*Unnamed agent - <small>(killed for unspecified reasons by Jack in his motel before Rufus Bellows signs on as his new agent)</small>		*Unnamed agent - <small>(killed for unspecified reasons by Jack in his motel before Rufus Bellows signs on as his new agent)</small>

	==Real ~~Life Inspirations~~==		==Real life inspirations==
	*'''[[wp:Arnold Schwarzenegger\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]]''': Many of the films are Schwarzenegger movie parodies, such as ''[[wp:Commando (film)\|Commando]]'' (''Evacuator Part II''; both are soldiers with their families kidnapped), and ''[[wp:Kindergarten Cop\|Kindergarten Cop]]'' (''Special Needs Cop'').		*'''[[wp:Arnold Schwarzenegger\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]]''': Many of the films are Schwarzenegger movie parodies, such as ''[[wp:Commando (film)\|Commando]]'' (''Evacuator Part II''; both are soldiers with their families kidnapped), and ''[[wp:Kindergarten Cop\|Kindergarten Cop]]'' (''Special Needs Cop'').

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	*A [[wp:Howitzer\|howitzer]] is is a type of artillery piece characterized by a relatively short barrel and the use of comparatively small propellant.		*A [[wp:Howitzer\|howitzer]] is is a type of artillery piece characterized by a relatively short barrel and the use of comparatively small propellant.
	*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.		*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.
	*He is never seen ~~in person throughout the~~ [[Grand Theft Auto]] ~~series~~.		*He is never physically seen until [[Grand Theft Auto V]].
	*Jack Howitzer is one of the few characters to be carried over from the [[3D Universe]] to the [[HD Universe]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]], and [[Derek the Dodo]].		*Jack Howitzer is one of the few characters to be carried over from the [[3D Universe]] to the [[HD Universe]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]], and [[Derek the Dodo]].
	* Pedestrians in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"		* Pedestrians in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"

Grand Theft AJ at 05:13, 12 May 2014

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	Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Loincloth]]'', ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in [[1984]]. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In [[1986]] he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''[[Annihilator (film)\|Annihilator]]'', and ''[[Zero Seconds to Death Time]]''. Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.		Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Loincloth]]'', ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in [[1984]]. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In [[1986]] he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''[[Annihilator (film)\|Annihilator]]'', and ''[[Zero Seconds to Death Time]]''. Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.

	By [[1989]] Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ''Special Needs Cop ''in [[1992]], a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in [[1991]]). In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.		By [[1989]] Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ''Special Needs Cop ''in [[1992]], a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in [[1991]]). By this point Howitzer developed post traumatic stress syndrome from the battles and wars in his movies. In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.

	===HD Universe===		===HD Universe===
	In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his own reality TV show since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.		In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his [[Jack Howitzer (TV Show)\|own reality TV show]] since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.

	In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He was arrested in [[Los Santos in GTA V\|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas in GTA V\|San Andreas]] in [[2010]] for an unspecified reason, and spent 3 years in [[Bolingbroke Penitentiary]]. Due to his deteriorating mental state, Jack took up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], speaking for it in a high-pitched broken English, and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]] while living in a dilapidated motel in [[Blaine County]] and hording jars of his own urine. He is frequently armed with an [[AK-47]].		In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He was arrested in [[Los Santos in GTA V\|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas in GTA V\|San Andreas]] in [[2010]] for an unspecified reason, and spent 3 years in [[Bolingbroke Penitentiary]]. Due to his deteriorating mental state, Jack took up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], speaking for it in a high-pitched broken English, and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]] while living in a dilapidated motel in [[Blaine County]] and hording jars of his own urine. He is frequently armed with an [[AK-47]].
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	*[[Ho Chi]] - <small>(killed by Jack Howitzer for unknown reasons, during filming)</small>		*[[Ho Chi]] - <small>(killed by Jack Howitzer for unknown reasons, during filming)</small>
	*[[Billy Dexter]] - <small>(accidentally shot him with a gun on the radio during a broadcasting of [[Entertaining America]] in [[1992]])</small>		*[[Billy Dexter]] - <small>(accidentally shot him with a gun on the radio during a broadcasting of [[Entertaining America]] in [[1992]])</small>
			*Unnamed baby - <small>(killed a baby that he thought was a chicken, presumably during a war flash back due to his ''post traumatic stress syndrome'')</small>
	*Unnamed agent - <small>(killed for unspecified reasons by Jack in his motel before Rufus Bellows signs on as his new agent)</small>		*Unnamed agent - <small>(killed for unspecified reasons by Jack in his motel before Rufus Bellows signs on as his new agent)</small>

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	==See also==		==See also==
			* [[Jack Howitzer (TV Show)]]
	* [[Celebrities]]		* [[Celebrities]]

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	===3D Universe===		===3D Universe===
	Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in 1984. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In 1986 he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''Annihilator'', and ''Zero Seconds to Death''''.~~'' '''~~Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.		Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Loincloth]]'', ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in [[1984]]. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In [[1986]] he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''[[Annihilator (film)\|Annihilator]]'', and ''[[Zero Seconds to Death Time]]''. Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.

	By 1989 Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ~~''Loin Cloth ''right before~~ ''Special Needs Cop ''in 1992, a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in 1991). In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.		By [[1989]] Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ''Special Needs Cop ''in [[1992]], a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in [[1991]]). In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.

	===HD Universe===		===HD Universe===
	In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his own reality TV show since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.		In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his own reality TV show since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.

	In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He ~~has again attempted~~ to ~~revive~~ his ~~career as an entertainer~~, ~~taking~~ up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]].		In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He was arrested in [[Los Santos in GTA V\|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas in GTA V\|San Andreas]] in [[2010]] for an unspecified reason, and spent 3 years in [[Bolingbroke Penitentiary]]. Due to his deteriorating mental state, Jack took up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], speaking for it in a high-pitched broken English, and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]] while living in a dilapidated motel in [[Blaine County]] and hording jars of his own urine. He is frequently armed with an [[AK-47]].

	==Murders committed==		==Murders committed==
	*[[Ho Chi]] - <small>(killed by Jack Howitzer for unknown reasons, during filming)</small>		*[[Ho Chi]] - <small>(killed by Jack Howitzer for unknown reasons, during filming)</small>
	*[[Billy Dexter]] - <small>(accidentally shot him with a gun on the radio during a broadcasting of [[Entertaining America]] in [[1992]])</small>		*[[Billy Dexter]] - <small>(accidentally shot him with a gun on the radio during a broadcasting of [[Entertaining America]] in [[1992]])</small>
			*Unnamed agent - <small>(killed for unspecified reasons by Jack in his motel before Rufus Bellows signs on as his new agent)</small>

	==Real Life Inspirations==		==Real Life Inspirations==

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-[[File:JackHowitzer-GTAV.jpg|right|thumb|Jack Howitzer, circa 2013, with his sockpuppet.]]
-'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]], and [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy|Evacuator films]].
+'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in the [[3D Universe]] and [[HD Universe]] appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]], and [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy|Evacuator films]].
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 In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his own reality TV show since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.
-In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet Rufus.
+In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet version of [[Ho Chi]], and gaining a new agent [[Rufus Bellows]].
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 ==See also==
 * [[Celebrities]]
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	'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], ~~and~~ [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy\|Evacuator films]].		'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]], and [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy\|Evacuator films]].

	==Biography==		==Biography==
			===3D Universe===
	Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in 1984. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In 1986 he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''Annihilator'', and ''Zero Seconds to Death''''.'' '''Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.		Jack Howitzer's earliest known films, ''[[Evacuator]] ''and ''[[Push-Up - The Movie\|Push-Up]]'', were released in 1984. He also appears on the radio that year in a commercial for [[Little Lacy Surprise]] and as an imaging voice on [[Emotion 98.3]]. In 1986 he appeared in the ''Evacuator'' sequel, titled ''[[Exploder: Evacuator Part II]]''. In the next three years, he appeared in films titled ''Annihilator'', and ''Zero Seconds to Death''''.'' '''Howitzer also frequently used [[wp:Anabolic Steroids\|Steroids]] during his film career, leading to many film critics and talk show hosts mocking the fact they had apparently shrunk his genitals.

	By 1989 Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ''Loin Cloth ''right before ''Special Needs Cop ''in 1992, a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in 1991). In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.		By 1989 Howitzer's popularity had eventually declined and his career slowed down. He released ''Loin Cloth ''right before ''Special Needs Cop ''in 1992, a severely politically incorrect film in which he endangers the lives of special needs children and other innocents. He also became delusional, believing that his movies were real and the [[wp:Soviet Union\|Soviet Union]] could still attack (despite the fact they had collapsed in 1991). In 1992, He was interviewed on [[West Coast Talk Radio\|WCTR's]] Entertaining America show where he accidentally and fatally shot host [[Billy Dexter]] (Jack thought that his gun wasn't loaded), also shooting at others on the scene. Jack was later put on trial for murder and faced the death penalty, although the outcome of the trial is not revealed. When interviewed by WCTR in a [[Los Santos in GTA III Era\|Los Santos]] prison awaiting trial, he admits to killing the original [[Ho Chi]] from the Exploder movies, also demanding his prison bitch act like her.

	In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years ~~alive~~ in prison for shooting Dexter~~, was paroled by 2008,~~ and ~~was now having~~ his own reality TV show. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.		===HD Universe===
			In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years in prison for shooting Dexter and starred his own reality TV show since his release. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.

	~~Jack Howitzer is one of very few characters to be carried over from the [[3D Universe]] to the [[HD Universe]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]]~~, ~~and [[Derek the Dodo]].~~		In GTA V, Howitzer has a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet Rufus.

	~~Jack~~ Howitzer ~~also had~~ a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet Rufus.

	==Real Life Inspirations==		==Real Life Inspirations==
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	*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.		*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.
	*He is never seen in person throughout the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series.		*He is never seen in person throughout the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series.
			*Jack Howitzer is one of the few characters to be carried over from the [[3D Universe]] to the [[HD Universe]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]], and [[Derek the Dodo]].
	* Pedestrians in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"		* Pedestrians in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"

			==See also==
			* [[Celebrities]]

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			[[File:JackHowitzer-GTAV.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Jack Howitzer, circa 2013, with his sockpuppet.]]
	'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], and [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy\|Evacuator films]].		'''Jack Howitzer''' is a character in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], and [[Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony]]. He claims to have appeared in over 40 films before his prison stint. Howitzer's most notable role was as [[Tim]], a war hero from the [[Evacuator Trilogy\|Evacuator films]].

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	In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years alive in prison for shooting Dexter, was paroled by 2008, and was now having his own reality TV show. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.		In [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], the [[Weazel News]] [[weazelnews.com\|website]] reveals that Howitzer instead served 15 years alive in prison for shooting Dexter, was paroled by 2008, and was now having his own reality TV show. The show was failing, though, with low audience ratings.

	Jack Howitzer is one of very few characters to be carried over from the [[~~GTA III Era~~]] to the [[~~GTA IV Era~~]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]], and [[Derek the Dodo]].		Jack Howitzer is one of very few characters to be carried over from the [[3D Universe]] to the [[HD Universe]], alongside others only heard on the radio like [[Lazlow]], [[Fernando Martinez]], and [[Derek the Dodo]].

	Jack Howitzer also had a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet Rufus.		Jack Howitzer also had a [[Lifeinvader]] [http://www.lifeinvader.com/profile/jackhowitzer profile]. He has again attempted to revive his career as an entertainer, taking up ventriloquism with his puppet Rufus.
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	*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.		*The [[Panjit Gavaskar\|host]] of [[Radio Del Mundo]] mentions Howitzer's name in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], set in 1998.
	*He is never seen in person throughout the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series.		*He is never seen in person throughout the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series.
	* ~~You can hear pedestrians~~ in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"		* Pedestrians in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] mention him. For example, one of the pedestrian curses is: "Jack Howitzer's ballsack!"

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