The following is a script of the mission [[Bull in a China Shop]] in Grand Theft Auto IV. ==Script== '''Mel''': Ah, fuck you! You're a bunch of pussies and fags. '''Mickey''': Nice. '''Mel''': I'm going back to the meetings. '''Mickey''': Good. '''Mel''': I'm going to be somebody! '''Mickey''': Yeah, yeah. See you later, Mel. '''Mel''': You always were an asshole, Mickey... '''Mickey''': Hey! What where you're going. (''Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down'') '''Niko''': Hey! '''Mickey''': I tried to tell ya. '''Mel''': Fuck you... '''Niko''': Excuse me. (''Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan'') '''Vlad''': So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again? '''Niko''': Big mouth prick. '''Vlad''': Very catchy, sit down. Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy. '''Niko''': I try. '''Vlad''': Yes... and this once, I let you take the shit out of me. '''Niko''': Take the shit? '''Vlad''': Yes, mickey about. '''Niko''': I don't understand. '''Vlad''': People who fuck with me get fucked with! '''Niko''': Okay, fine. Calm down. '''Vlad''': Whatever, some old man not paid me in months, and I'm not kind of person who is treated this way. Old bastard owns a china shop on Camden Avenue in Dukes. Here you go... Don't hurt him. Just teach him a lesson. '''Niko''': I don't need a bat to teach a lesson. ==Dialogue== (''Niko goes to the store'') '''Niko''': Hey, let me in. You owe Vlad protection money, old man. '''Shop owner''': Big Vlad and his protection money. I so scared. What I need protection from? '''Niko''': You think this door is going to save your shop? There's shit I can break out here. '''Shop owner''': Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money. (''Niko smashes the window'') '''Shop owner''': Stop it, shit brain. I pay up now, I pay up. '''Shop owner''': Shit. Here. I thought Vlad and I had understanding? '''Niko''': Only thing I understood was you owed him money. or: '''Shop owner''': Here's your money. I hope you and Vlad choke on it. '''Niko''': Sure, whatever. or: ''(Niko smashes the window before talking to the shop owner'': '''Shop owner''': What fuck you doing? You pay for that, crazy man. '''Niko''': You should have paid Vlad his protection money. '''Shop owner''': Point proven. I get it. (''Niko takes the money back to Vlad'') '''Vlad''': Hey yokel, you manage to do the job? Get Vlad his money '''Niko''': He paid up. I had to smash the shop up pretty good, but he paid. '''Vlad''': Don't worry our little peasant head about it. Stupid jerk made a mistake of telling me how much he gets that shit for back east. He's the biggest crook in the neighborhood. Lucky I don't tell his customers what they're paying for. '''Niko''': That it? Can I go now? '''Vlad''': Sure, get out of my face. ==Post mission text message== Yokel, come see me for more work. - Vlad ==Failing the mission== ===Shop owner is killed=== '''Niko''': Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead. '''Vlad''': Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now you cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.