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 ==Fame and wealth==
+[[File:Jill_vc_gta4.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket]]
+[[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTA4-artwork.png|thumb|right|A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.]]
+The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
-The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].[[File:Jill_vc_gta4.jpg|thumb|left|Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket]]
 Jill herself is a well-paid spokeswoman, recieving a free [[Grotti]] sports car every christmas from the dealership and a ''lifetime supply'' of food from any [[Burger Shot]] outlet in the American North-East (excluding [[Alderney]]; the ''Freak State'', which is weird because Jill lives in Alderney). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.