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[[Image:Lanceu.PNG|thumb|300px|Lance giving the player the mission]]
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|name=Taking the Fall
|target=[[Vice City Bikers|Bikers]]
|location=[[Ocean Beach]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]]
'''Taking the Fall''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]] given by [[Lance Vance]] to protagonist [[Victor Vance]].
(''Lance, Vic Vance inside Lance's apartment.'')
'''Lance''': Yeah, I'm Lance T. Vance, baby! 'T' for tulips in Thailand. Great. Yeah, look, I gotta go. A'ight. Later.
Vic''': So who was that?
'''Lance''': Oh, bro, that's just the accountant. He's getting us a better rate at cleaning the money.
Vic''': And you call the accountant "baby"?
'''Lance''': Well, yeah. I'm a friendly guy. And "baby" is slang, you know? I don't love him. I ain't like that.
Vic''': Yeah, hey, whatever you say.
'''Lance''': Anyway, we got real things to worry about. Someone's been helping themselves to the stash. The Mendez's are freaking out, and I told 'em we'd take care of it.
Vic''': Aw, that's the last thing I need, on top of everything else.
'''Lance''': What are you talking about? What's wrong?
Vic''': Oh, man, it's just... Louise. I really thought we had something, but... we just don't get to see each other.
'''Lance''': Yeah... Well, you know, relationships can be tough. Believe me, I know. Uh-huh. Yep. Come on, man, we got some thieves to deal with. You can take out your sexual frustrations on them! Come on. Let's pop!
'''Lance''': You know, I love you, bro. Aye...
Vic''': So who's been stealing the yayo?
'''Lance''': What? Oh... Yeah, uh... it's... the bikers.
Vic''': You sure?
'''Lance''': Yeah. 'Course I am.
Vic''': You don't look it.
'''Lance''': Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to prove it to you. You do the flying, I'll do the frying! Come on, let's take it to 'em!
Vic is flying and Lance spots some Bikers.'')
'''Lance''': I can see a bunch of those ugly mothers down there. Take us in closer. I'm gonna pop a few heads. That's it! Run, you sissy boys! Eat it! I'm so good I'm bad! Chew on lead, biker boy! There's more on the roof!
(''The chopper is damaged, Lance falls out of the chopper.'')
Vic''': We're hit!
'''Lance''': Ooooh, shiiiit!
(''All the Bikers are dead, Vic goes to find Lance.'')
Vic''': Lance, are you there?
'''Lance''': Hey, Vic! Look what I found!
Vic''': You're alive! I thought you were dead.
'''Lance''': No, man. I landed on a few soft bikers. Now I've got me a new bike! Yeah!
Vic''': Never mind that. Where's the stolen coke?
'''Lance''': Uh, yeah... Uh, they probably sold it already, the bastards. I'll see you later, bro.
Vic''': I don't even know why I bother sometimes.
'''Mendez''': Our 'product' is still going missing. Don't fuck with us Vic... resolve this situation.
The reward for this mission is $300.