Keep Your Friends Close.../Script: Difference between revisions

(''Tommy's office, Tommy Vercetti, Lance Vance and Ken Rosenberg.'')

'''Ken Rosenberg''': Tommy! Oh good, good. Listen, listen. Uh, listen, I like fish. I love fish. I love them as pets in bowls, or as food on a plate, but as much as I love em, I don't want to sleep with them. Okay, but right now your Italian brothers are coming from up there to fit me with some cement shoes, and I...

'''Lance Vance''': It's your friends up north Tommy. They ain't too happy you capped their man. They're coming down to see the business today.

'''Tommy Vercetti''': They took longer than I thought... Guys, we gotta make this final, we gotta leave no doubt that this operation is mine. Mine! Ken, you get the first run of counterfeit cash and put three mil in briefcases. Lance, you get the guys together...

'''Sonny Forelli''': Tommy! What? No big hugs for your old buddy?

'''Tommy Vercetti''': I've had fifteen years out of the loop, I'm a bit rusty on family etiquette.

'''Sonny Forelli''': Always angry, eh Tommy? Didn't I say your temper would get you into trouble, huh?

'''Sonny Forelli''': How many was it? Ten? No, eleven men. That's how you get to be called the Harwood Butcher! Heh-heh-heh!

'''Tommy Vercetti''': You sent me to kill one man, ONE MAN. They knew I was coming, Sonny...

'''Sonny Forelli''': Tommy, Tommy, watch your tone... Anyone would think you blame me for that unfortunate set of circumstances.

'''Sonny Forelli''': Get the damn cash. You know, Tommy? I did what I could for you, I pulled strings, called in favors. I was your friend, Tommy. I hoped you'd see sense, see what's good for business. I trusted you, Tommy, and you disappointed me. But at least someone in your chicken shit organization knows how to do business. Isn't that right, Lance?

'''Lance Vance''': No, I sold YOU out, Tommy. I sold YOU out. The real cash is upstairs in the safe.

'''Tommy Vercetti''': You're going down, you back stabbing prick!

'''Lance Vance''': Oh you think so!

'''Tommy Vercetti''': Come here you double-crossing piece of shit!

'''Lance Vance''': You're history, Tommy, history!

'''Tommy Vercetti''': You picked the wrong side, Lance...

'''Tommy Vercetti''': You took fifteen years from me Sonny... And now I'm gonna make you pay!

'''Sonny Forelli''': You still don't get it do you! I OWN you, Tommy. Those fifteen years were mine to spend! Get him boys, he never understood a thing.

'''Ken Rosenberg''': It looks like you ruined your suit! And Tommy, that was a beautiful suit! Tommy, what on earth happened?

'''Tommy Vercetti''': I had a disagreement with a business associate, you know how it is.

'''Ken Rosenberg''': Tommy, I have a disagreement, I send them an angry letter. Maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III. You know, maybe you should speak to my shrink...

'''Ken Rosenberg''': Tommy, I never liked that guy, okay? He's neurotic, he's insecure, he's self-centered - the guy's an asshole! I'm glad you took him out!

'''Tommy Vercetti''': I don't think we're gonna be getting any more heat from up north, either... 'cause there ain't no 'up north', anymore. It's all down south now.

'''Ken Rosenberg''': That we're in charge... I mean, that you're in charge. Oh, Tommy!

'''Tommy Vercetti''': You know, Ken. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship... After all, you're a conniving, backstabbing, two-bit thief, and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer.