User:A-Dust/Sandbox/GTA V - Revision history

A-Dust: /* Phone numbers */

2014-03-27T00:35:29Z

Phone numbers

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 -0168
 [[Growler]]'s owner
-Results in a request to stop prank calling the number.
+"Stop prank calling me!"
 -0131
 Unknown
-Results in a request to stop prank calling the number.
+"Stop prank calling me!"
 -555-0139
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 [[Glass Heroes]]
 Results in a request to check the company website for hours and availability.

A-Dust at 23:39, 26 March 2014

2014-03-26T23:39:13Z

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	'''Drunk guy''': This is it. To be honest that ride kind of sucked... but, whatever, we're here now.		'''Drunk guy''': This is it. To be honest that ride kind of sucked... but, whatever, we're here now.

			==Phone numbers==
			555-0168
			[[Growler]]'s owner
			Results in a request to stop prank calling the number.

			555-0131
			Unknown
			Results in a request to stop prank calling the number.

			323-555-0139
			Apartment rental number
			Results in music being played even after the phone call has ended.

			555-0142
			[[Glass Heroes]]
			Results in a request to check the company website for hours and availability.

A-Dust at 22:30, 13 October 2013

2013-10-13T22:30:37Z

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	'''Eva''': Ohhh. Looks broken. You no want. A-A-Ahhhh		'''Eva''': Ohhh. Looks broken. You no want. A-A-Ahhhh

			'''Eva''': Mrs. Amanda drink a lot. She need lot of glasses.

	==Michael interacting with Amanda==		==Michael interacting with Amanda==

A-Dust at 22:23, 13 October 2013

2013-10-13T22:23:25Z

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	'''Eva''': I nearly done.		'''Eva''': I nearly done.

			'''Eva''': Ohhh. Looks broken. You no want. A-A-Ahhhh

	==Michael interacting with Amanda==		==Michael interacting with Amanda==

A-Dust at 22:47, 3 October 2013

2013-10-03T22:47:43Z

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	'''Baygor''': You can ignore me, but you cannot ignore the truth. The truth is that dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are too weak. The world is only 157 years old. We are all decended from the same tree. Find out more at epsilonprogram.com. Kifflom.		'''Baygor''': You can ignore me, but you cannot ignore the truth. The truth is that dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are too weak. The world is only 157 years old. We are all decended from the same tree. Find out more at epsilonprogram.com. Kifflom.

			==Taxi firm: Three VIPs==
			;Phone call, prior
			'''Dispatcher''': Mr. Clinton, we've got three guys waiting for a pick-up saying they're big VIPs. I don't want to send the wronig person, do you think you'd be able to take this one?

			'''Franklin Clinton''': Gotta do my thing for the business, I guess.

			;Mission
			(drunk guy refers to all three, did not make a note of which one said what)
			'''Drunk guy''': Bring it in, dude! Okay, we got three stops, bro. Paulie here's the closest. The Maze Bank, Alta Street. Quick as you can, we're kind of late. As you can see, we're good for a tip.

			(''Franklin begins to drive to Maze Bank'')

			'''Drunk guy''': Drunk massage!

			'''Drunk guy''': Whoop-whoop!

			'''Drunk guy''': On the company dime! We're skipping work. Banking, dude... they want you there twenty-four seven. You have to let off a little steam sometimes. No use making all that money if you can't enjoy it. On that note, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Holla! Blaze that bad boy!

			'''Drunk guy''': Are you four twnry friendly, bro?

			'''Franklin Clinton''': Whatever.

			'''Drunk guy''': Oh yeah, bail-out blunt! It's happening.

			'''Drunk guy''': Nothing like a few drinks and a smoke before gambling with someone's retirement. Driver, do you want a hit?

			'''Franklin Clinton''': Nah, I'm cool. Smells kinda weak to me.

			'''Drunk guy''': This is prime green, man!

			'''Drunk guy''': Yeah, this is high-end. It gets delivered by a guy with a briefcase and shit.

			'''Franklin Clinton''': I'm good. I'll leave it to you professionals.

			'''Drunk guy''': Whoa, take it to the dome! This is some straight-up dank.

			'''Drunk guy''': Will you hurry up with that? Seriously, puff puff pass, Paulie! Sharing is caring.

			(''Paulie leaves the taxi after arriving at Maze Bank'')

			'''Drunk guy''': Next stop's FLEECA Bank on Hawick Avenue. Thanks, bro.

			(''Franklin begins to drive towards the FLEECA bank'')

			'''Drunk guy''':Is that the last of the weed?

			'''Drunk guy''': Yeah, afraid so. Man, I am so relaxed. That Olga gives a serious massage. I still can't believe Pauly got the dude!

			'''Drunk guy''': Pauly asked for the dude! Deep tissue, no hands!

			'''Drunk guy''': Whatever, yours looked like she used to be a dude.

			'''Drunk guy''': So, did you end happy?

			'''Drunk guy''': Didn't get a chance. I blew my wad into the towel halfway through. You can't knead a man's thigh like that!

			'''Drunk guy''': Good times, bro.

			'''Drunk guy''': Oh God, I so don't want to go back to work.

			(''Franklin arrives at the FLEECA bank'')

			'''Drunk guy''': Okay that's me out. Next time, we call a different cab company, okay?

			'''Drunk guy''': Okay, screw going back to work! I need to get some junk food in me. Can you drop me at a 24/7? I think there's one on Innocence Boulevard.

			(''Franklin begins to drive towards the 24/7'')

			'''Drunk guy''': You ever been to the Richman Hotel?

			'''Franklin Clinton''': It ain't one of my usuals, no.

			'''Drunk guy''': You should check it out. Killer cocktails, great spa. Can't believe we only dropped two grand this time. Must be slipping! But if we'd tipped any more, it would have been awkward. What about those two, huh? Top guys. Always a crazy time. Lobster in the sauna, though? Schoolboy error. Think fat girl's vagina. You live and learn, am I right?

			'''Franklin Clinton''': I think we're nearly there, thank god.

			'''Drunk guy''': Oh man, I am so hungry. A dozen donuts here I come!

			(''Franklin arrives'')

			'''Drunk guy''': This is it. To be honest that ride kind of sucked... but, whatever, we're here now.

A-Dust at 21:59, 3 October 2013

2013-10-03T21:59:22Z

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	===Texts===		===Texts===
	'''Lester Crest''': Bugstars Pest Control have some vans at their warehouse in the Port of Los Santos. There's security in the port, so go in quiet around the back, or him em hard and fast.		'''Lester Crest''': Bugstars Pest Control have some vans at their warehouse in the Port of Los Santos. There's security in the port, so go in quiet around the back, or him em hard and fast.

			==Meeting Baygor as Franklin==
			'''Baygor: You can ignore me, but you cannot ignore the truth.

			'''Franklin Clinton''': Sup home, how's everything goin' with you?

			'''Baygor''': Great, really great. How are you? Well, I know how you are.

			'''Franklin Clinton''': So it's true what they say about you weirdos, then?

			'''Baygor''': Hey, last night, I was in forty five different places at the same time. I know my truth, brother-brother.

			'''Franklin Clinton''': Good for you then, homie.

			'''Baygor''': Trees can talk, but only some people can hear them. That's a fact. Sperm is a lie. It does not exist. You were told about sperm to make you believe in the great evolutionary myth. If evolution were true, we'd be able to fly just like planes. And that's a fact.

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': We are all related, father-brother. We're all related aside from people with red hair. They are not decended from the great wise one known as [[Kraff]]. I know you doubt, but doubt is the pathway to faith!

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': Do you want to be happy? Don't mock my happiness. You may think it's funny, but where will laughter get you? Laughter won't make you happy. Pick a new set of lies. Pick a fellowship of like minded adults who tithe money (subtitled as moey) for eternity and merit badges. Kifflom.

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': Salvation comes at a price, and it's a price worth paying. Salvation is available to anyone who wants it, and to anyone who can afford it. That's a message of truth. Pick your own truth. Be whom ever you want to be. This is an American religion and it's basis is lies, money and polyester leisure wear. I'm talking about Epsilonism, but can you hear me?

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': Do you want happiness, or do you want the truth? Do you want success, a great and varied sex life, and a satisfying relationship with the only thing you can change - the truth? Then it's time to embrace America's religion, Epsilonism. Find out more at epsilonprogram.com.

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': I'm an epsilonist. Yes, I'm an Epsilonist. This is our time. Don't believe what they tell you. Why not be happy? Why not buy into a system that frees you from nonsense and gives you something sensible to believe in? Your own happiness. Life is a gamble, change the odds.

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': Let me ask you a question. What is the point of your life? Where do you find happiness? I'm happy. I'm free. And for a reasonable investment of time and money, you can be too. Find joy the American way... at the end of your credit card bill.

			(''prolonged gap'')

			'''Baygor''': You can ignore me, but you cannot ignore the truth. The truth is that dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are too weak. The world is only 157 years old. We are all decended from the same tree. Find out more at epsilonprogram.com. Kifflom.

A-Dust at 15:05, 2 October 2013

2013-10-02T15:05:00Z

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 '''Gang member''': We got one! Go, go, get in there! You fuckin' move and you're dead. Give me the fuckin' money
-===The Good husband===
+===The Good Husband===
 ;Amanda shoplifting (accessed after Friend Request)
 (''Phone call'')
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 '''Michael De Santa''': Is peace and quiet too much to ask for?
 ==Talking to Tracey - high==
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 '''Michael De Santa''': Looking good, Carlos?

A-Dust at 14:33, 2 October 2013

2013-10-02T14:33:29Z

What changes will this make?

A-Dust at 12:51, 2 October 2013

2013-10-02T12:51:05Z

What changes will this make?

A-Dust at 00:28, 2 October 2013

2013-10-02T00:28:13Z

What changes will this make?