Albert Crisp

Albert (left) and Archie Crisp (right) from Grand Theft Auto: London 1969.

Albert Crisp is a character in the port of Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 and Grand Theft Auto: London, 1961. Along with his twin brother Archie Crisp, they provide the character with odd jobs. The Crisp brothers employ Harold Cartwright and Jack Parkinson. Albert is considered the brains of the operation, and gives instructions to the player while Archie remains silent. Though Albert has a steady girlfriend he nicknames "Duchess", Cartwright tells the protagonist "Albert's very partial to a little bit of slap n' tickle [sex] with your kind, and he ain't none to [sic] particular whether he tickles, or whether he slaps. Understand?". He is based on Ronnie Kray, also a high-profile bisexual British gangster who worked alongside his twin brother.

The final mission of GTA London 1969 leads the player to attempting to assasinate the Crisp Brothers by blowing up their car with them in it and only succeeds into injuring them.At the end of the final cutscene they announce that Archie is moving to Devon and Albert is moving to Thailand to make sure the player "won't throw a bleeding A-Bomb next time."