Dirk (GTA V)
|Occupation||Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force member|
|game_1 = GTA V
|name = Dirk
|status = Alive
|gender = M
|nationality = United States
|affiliations = [[Sebastian Kayden]]
Dirk is a fictional 25-year-old member of the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force team from an animated television show of the same name where she is also shown as a student in the class of Mr. Hitzman, the groups mentor, having never graduated from high school where he continues to play football.
The lifetime football fan - high school is the greatest time of your life, and you wish it could last forever. For some who are academically challenged, it does. But that's all part of the master plan. If you don't have the gifts of the brain - use your gifts of the brawn, and help your school win the high school football championship. That's the most important thing in life.