Jill Von Crastenburg
|Jill Von Crastenburg|
|Appearances||[[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto IV]]|
|Full Name||Jill Von Crastenburg|
|Date of Birth||1995|
|Place of Birth||Liberty City|
Mr. Von Crastenburg (father)|
Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother)
|image = JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG
|games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
|gender = F
|dob = 1995
|pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV era|Liberty City]]
|home = [[Alderney]]
|nationality = American
|family = Mr. Von Crastenburg (father)
Jill Von Crastenburg is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in Alderney with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in www.electrictit.com but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.
- She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
- Despite the young age, it would appear that Jill Von Crastenburg is a parody of Paris Hilton. Not only are the two heiresses, but they both have had sex tapes (both even being filmed in nightvision).