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{{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk |
 
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*Everything a patriot could want!
 
*Everything a patriot could want!
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*Let's do it, come on.
 
*Let's do it, come on.
 
*It's on now!
 
*It's on now!
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*I'm about to lose my temper!
 
====Killing Pedestrians====
 
====Killing Pedestrians====
 
*Welcome to America!
 
*Welcome to America!
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*G.S.F. for life!
 
*G.S.F. for life!
 
====Picking Up Money====
 
====Picking Up Money====
*Guess you won't be needing this now
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*Guess you won't be needing this now.
 
*(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
 
*(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
 
*(when he's fat) Lunch money.
 
*(when he's fat) Lunch money.
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*With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay.
 
*With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay.
 
*Hey, gimme that paper!
 
*Hey, gimme that paper!
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*You don't need it no more, huh?
  
 
====When the police are crashing into him====
 
====When the police are crashing into him====
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*Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
 
*Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
 
*Yeah i hear you, cool.
 
*Yeah i hear you, cool.
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====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his haircut====
 
*The fade? It's straight gangster.
 
*The fade? It's straight gangster.
 
*This cut? Awe thanks.
 
*This cut? Awe thanks.
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*'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
 
*'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
 
*'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up!
 
*'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up!
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*I'm gonna kill this guy! Make sure it's the right guy this time!
 
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*I'm gonna make you real sorry!
 
*I'm gonna make you real sorry!
 
*You're gonna regret the day you came here!
 
*You're gonna regret the day you came here!
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===Countryside Hillbilly 2===
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*Two black eyes coming right up!
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*All right, put 'em up!
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*You picked the wrong old-timer boy!
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*No problem!
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*Easy now!
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*You had this coming!
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*My fault!
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*Well excuse me!
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*Hey!
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*You got a problem buddy?
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*Don't mind me!
  
 
===Mexican sex pedestrian===
 
===Mexican sex pedestrian===
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*We is law abiding citizens!
 
*We is law abiding citizens!
 
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
 
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
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*Grove Street Families suck ass!
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*Grove Street mamas suck my dick!
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*Grove wear snitch jacket!
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*Suck my dick Grove bitch!
  
 
===Mexican drug dealer===
 
===Mexican drug dealer===

Latest revision as of 23:42, 10 March 2017

Contents

AmmuNation Clerk

Big Smoke

  • Damn, fool!
  • Ah, look out.
  • Watch where you're goin', moron!
  • Excuse me.

Carl Johnson

Well Stacked Company Clerk

Cluckin' Bell Clerk

Burger Shot Clerk

Female Clothing Shop Clerk

Male Clothing Shop Clerk

Los Santos Boxing Trainer

  • Yo, you wanna see some new moves?
  • Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
  • Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
  • Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
  • Wanna go on a round with me?
  • You charge at him and batter your opponent!
  • (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
  • Don't give the opponent the time to recover.

San Fierro Kung Fu Master

  • So, you wish to become a warrior!
  • You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
  • Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
  • The warrior's path shall bring you back!
  • Would you like to spar with your master?

Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher

  • You want to see some new moves?
  • Come back if you change your mind, man!
  • Alright man, pay attention!
  • Want to have another round with me?

Indian pedestrian

  • (farts) My ass is stinking!
  • Shit cock bastard head!
  • Smell my fingers!
  • You fucking shitface!
  • Aeyyy!
  • I kill you!
  • Dumb bastard!
  • You shit!
  • I'll get you!
  • Take this, you dick!
  • You want some of this?
  • I studied martial arts in Kathmandu!

Croupier

  • Place your bets!
  • Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
  • An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
  • The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
  • The house regonizes _ credit rating.
  • Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
  • No more bets, please!
  • No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
  • No more bets, people.
  • You win!
  • You win, Sir, well done.
  • Congratulations, Sir.
  • Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
  • Thank you for playing, Sir.
  • Jackpot!
  • Another win for Sir!
  • Blackjack!
  • Blackjack! House Exclusive!

Police

Police Boat

Countryside Police

Police Helicopter

Motorcycle Police

Los Santos Police

{{arrange}}{{expand}} {{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | *Everything a patriot could want! *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. *They, uh, all lost their serial numbers. *I don't do big military orders. *You hard yet? *If the cops ask, you didn't get a deal, ok? *I didn't sell you this, right? *Have fun! *Hope you kick some ass! *The choice of a proffessional. *Works well in a crowded area. *The revolution is coming! *There are cultists everywhere, friend. *The wars are coming, you hear? }} ===Big Smoke=== *Damn, fool! *Ah, look out. *Watch where you're goin', moron! *Excuse me. ===Carl Johnson=== {{AudioTranscript| hLgatPkIgHg | ====Being Arrested==== *Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman! *Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts? *You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! *Fuck you, one time! *Fuck you po-po! *Just shut up! *Well done, cop. Well done. *Ahhh, screw you, cop! ====Threatening someone with a gun==== *(when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun. *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! *Welcome to San Andreas, fool! *Hey, what's cracking now? *Oh shit, I got a gat. *What's poppin' now? *You want to get ventilated, huh? *You want some lead in you? *Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark! *I'm packing heat, fool! *G's up, fool! *What was you saying? ====Running away from the police==== *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! *I think you should stop with that shit! ====Car Jacking==== *Welcome to San Andreas, fool. *Remember, heroes get killed. *Shit fool, you just got jacked! *Give me this fucking car. *Grove Street needs your car. *Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide? *I'm having that! *This is a robbery, don't make it a murder! *Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"? *I need that shit you driving! *What's you expect? It's America. *You gonna have to walk now, sucker! *I'm having this! *Gimme that fucking vehicle! *I'm a loser, so hate me. *Get out the ride! *Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked! *Get out the car! *Get outta here punk! *Roll up outta here. NOW! *Thats MINE! *Be cool, its just a jacking. *Gimme your whip fool! *Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh? *Don't blame me; blame society. *Now you can buy another one! *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) *Caught slipping again! *Hey, get out the car gangster. *Heroes get popped, move! *Blame society man! *Get out the vehicle! *Come on, get outta there! *You've been slipping again, huh? *Let's move on. *Go on fool, out! *Don't make me shoot you homie! =====Stealing A Bike===== *Gimme that fucking bike! *Damn, you fell off? *Gravity's a bitch isn't it? *You ain't gonna cry now are you? *Off the bike! *I'm having that bike! *Get off that bike! *Now don't make this get really ugly. *You just got jacked! *OFF! *Don't mind me! *Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike. *You want a beating as well? *Gimme that bike! *Don't make this worse for yoursef! *I want your bike! *I need your bike! *I'm gonna have to borrow this bike! *I'm having this bike! *GET yo' ass off. *I need to borrow this bike bitch! ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle==== *Did you buy your license? *Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? *My car! *What kind of license you got? Fishing license? *Whats your poison: grin or gin? *Ah, for fuck's sake! *My car!! My fucking car!! *Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that! *Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool! *Fuck, you hit me! *Damn! My Whip! *Did you steal your license?! *You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back! *Idiot! *What in fuck's name are you doing?! *My ride! Fool! *Ahhh, screw you! *Look where you going! *What you been drinking?! *How you allowed to drive if you blind?! *Oh, you asshole! My shit! *Can anyone in this state drive? *You've been drinking brake fluid! *Who let you out of the mental home? *Ahhh G! *You a comedian asshole?! *Now that ain't exactly funny! *You have to apologize before I get out and hit you! *You think that's funny? ====Falling From A Building==== *Oh, shit! *Damn! *What the fuck! *Bullshit! *I don't need this shit! *Oh, motherfucker! *I hate gravity! *Shit, damn! *Aaaah! *Oh, fuck, shit! *Noooo! *Oh, hell no! *Oh Jesus! Ahh! *Oh, no! *Aaaah, no! ====Fighting==== *Make it easy on yourself and run away! *Come on! Fight then! *Come on! Punch! *This gonna be easy bitch! *Oh, you real hard huh? *I warn you, I don't give a fuck! *You got scraps huh? *You got scraps huh bitch? *You think you tough? *Do you know who your fucking with? *Head up, you and me! *Your fucking with Carl Johnson! *You know who you up against? *You know who you messing with? *It's your funeral asshole! *You should back down and run away! *You little punk! *Run away fool! *You gonna back down soon? *Run away bitch! *Come on! Show me what you got! *Toe to Toe fool! *Come on asshole, then fight! *You just a bitch! *You dead motherfucker! *(when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker! *(when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk! *(when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob? *(when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh! *(when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole! *(when he's fat) I got weight on my side. *(when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk! *(when he's robust) I'm gangsta. *(when he's robust) I'm showstopper! *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico? *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit f