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*Not now! I wanna take a dump!
*Not now! I wanna take a dump!
*MOVE! You're between me and the john!
*MOVE! You're between me and the john!
*All I want to do today is sit on the john.
*All I want to do today is sit on the john.

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Ammunation Clerk

Big Smoke

  • Damn, fool!
  • Ah, look out.
  • Watch where you're goin', moron!
  • Excuse me.

Carl Johnson

Well Stacked Company Clerk

Cluckin' Bell Clerk

Burger Shot Clerk

Female Clothing Shop Clerk

Male Clothing Shop Clerk

Los Santos Boxing Trainer

  • Yo, you wanna see some new moves?
  • Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
  • Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
  • Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
  • Wanna go on a round with me?
  • You charge at him and batter your opponent!
  • (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
  • Don't give the opponent the time to recover.

San Fierro Kung Fu Master

  • So, you wish to become a warrior!
  • You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
  • Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
  • The warrior's path shall bring you back!
  • Would you like to spar with your master?

Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher

  • You want to see some new moves?
  • Come back if you change your mind, man!
  • Alright man, pay attention!
  • Want to have another round with me?

Indian pedestrian

  • (farts) My ass is stinking!
  • Shit cock bastard head!
  • Smell my fingers!
  • I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu!
  • You fucking shitface!
  • Aeyyy!
  • I kill you!
  • Dumb bastard!
  • You shit!


  • Place your bets!
  • Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
  • An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
  • The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
  • The house regonizes _ credit rating.
  • Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
  • No more bets, please!
  • No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
  • No more bets, people.
  • You win!
  • You win, Sir, well done.
  • Congratulations, Sir.
  • Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
  • Thank you for playing, Sir.
  • Jackpot!
  • Another win for Sir!
  • Blackjack!
  • Blackjack! House Exclusive!


Police Boat

Countryside Police

Police Helicopter

Motorcycle Police

Los Santos Police

{{arrange}}{{expand}} {{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | *Everything a patriot could want! *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. *They, uh, all lost their serial numbers. *I don't do big military orders. *You hard yet? *If the cops ask, you didn't get a deal, ok? *I didn't sell you this, right? *Have fun! *Hope you kick some ass! *The choice of a proffessional. *Works well in a crowded area. *The revolution is coming! *There are cultists everywhere, friend. *The wars are coming, you hear? }} ===Big Smoke=== *Damn, fool! *Ah, look out. *Watch where you're goin', moron! *Excuse me. ===Carl Johnson=== {{AudioTranscript| hLgatPkIgHg | ====Being Arrested==== *Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman! *Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts? *You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! *Fuck you, one time! *Fuck you po-po! *Just shut up! *Well done, cop. Well done. *Ahhh, screw you, cop! ====Threatening someone with a gun==== *(when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun. *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! *Welcome to San Andreas, fool! *Hey, what's cracking now? *Oh shit, I got a gat. *What's poppin' now? *You want to get ventilated, huh? *You want some lead in you? *Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark! *I'm packing heat, fool! *G's up, fool! *What was you saying? ====Running away from the police==== *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! *I think you should stop with that shit! ====Car Jacking==== *Welcome to San Andreas, fool. *Remember, heroes get killed. *Shit fool, you just got jacked! *Give me this fucking car. *Grove Street needs your car. *Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide? *I'm having that! *This is a robbery, don't make it a murder! *Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"? *I need that shit you driving! *What's you expect? It's America. *You gonna have to walk now, sucker! *I'm having this! *Gimme that fucking vehicle! *I'm a loser, so hate me. *Get out the ride! *Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked! *Get out the car! *Get outta here punk! *Roll up outta here. NOW! *Thats MINE! *Be cool, its just a jacking. *Gimme your whip fool! *Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh? *Don't blame me; blame society. *Now you can buy another one! *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) *Caught slipping again! *Hey, get out the car gangster. *Heroes get popped, move! *Blame society man! *Get out the vehicle! *Come on, get outta there! *You've been slipping again, huh? *Let's move on. *Go on fool, out! *Don't make me shoot you homie! =====Stealing A Bike===== *Gimme that fucking bike! *Damn, you fell off? *Gravity's a bitch isn't it? *You ain't gonna cry now are you? *Off the bike! *I'm having that bike! *Get off that bike! *Now don't make this get really ugly. *You just got jacked! *OFF! *Don't mind me! *Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike. *You want a beating as well? *Gimme that bike! *Don't make this worse for yoursef! *I want your bike! *I need your bike! *I'm gonna have to borrow this bike! *I'm having this bike! *GET yo' ass off. *I need to borrow this bike bitch! ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle==== *Did you buy your license? *Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? *My car! *What kind of license you got? Fishing license? *Whats your poison: grin or gin? *Ah, for fuck's sake! *My car!! My fucking car!! *Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that! *Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool! *Fuck, you hit me! *Damn! My Whip! *Did you steal your license?! *You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back! *Idiot! *What in fuck's name are you doing?! *My ride! Fool! *Ahhh, screw you! *Look where you going! *What you been drinking?! *How you allowed to drive if you blind?! *Oh, you asshole! My shit! *Can anyone in this state drive? *You've been drinking brake fluid! *Who let you out of the mental home? *Ahhh G! *You a comedian asshole?! *Now that ain't exactly funny! *You have to apologize before I get out and hit you! *You think that's funny? ====Falling From A Building==== *Oh, shit! *Damn! *What the fuck! *Bullshit! *I don't need this shit! *Oh, motherfucker! *I hate gravity! *Shit, damn! *Aaaah! *Oh, fuck, shit! *Noooo! *Oh, hell no! *Oh Jesus! Ahh! *Oh, no! *Aaaah, no! ====Fighting==== *Make it easy on yourself and run away! *Come on! Fight then! *Come on! Punch! *This gonna be easy bitch! *Oh, you real hard huh? *I warn you, I don't give a fuck! *You got scraps huh? *You got scraps huh bitch? *You think you tough? *Do you know who your fucking with? *Head up, you and me! *Your fucking with Carl Johnson! *You know who you up against? *You know who you messing with? *It's your funeral asshole! *You should back down and run away! *You little punk! *Run away fool! *You gonna back down soon? *Run away bitch! *Come on! Show me what you got! *Toe to Toe fool! *Come on asshole, then fight! *You just a bitch! *You dead motherfucker! *(when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker! *(when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk! *(when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob? *(when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh! *(when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole! *(when he's fat) I got weight on my side. *(when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk! *(when he's robust) I'm gangsta. *(when he's robust) I'm showstopper! *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico? *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool! *(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side. *(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool! *I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich) *Come on, fool, run away. *Nobody punches CJ! *You think you can take me on, you punk? *Give up, homeboy. *Let's do it, come on! *Oh, you think your hard? *I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up. *You calling CJ a bitch? *You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy. *Go on, run away homie. *Let's go bitch. *Trust me, I don't give a shit. *Hit me then, homeboy. *Let's do it, come on. *It's on now! ====Killing Pedestrians==== *Welcome to America! *Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac! *Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face! *I'm a punk? Am I? *Welcome to San Andreas! *I don't give a fuck! *I'm a lunatic, fool! *I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! *Bitches! *Welcome to Ganton, fool! *Bang, bang, bang! *Asshole! *You should of stayed at home. *You tricks! *Punk ass bitches! *You mark! *G.S.F. for life! ====Picking Up Money==== *Guess you won't be needing this now *(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full. *(when he's fat) Lunch money. *(when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner. *Gimme that Grip! *Aww you so kind. *Ah, look at all this paper! *Thanks, bitch! *Next time you should put it in the bank! *I need this more than you, I think. *Is that all you got? Cheap fool! *Give me them dollars! *Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal. *I'll take that paper. *That's going in my retirement fund! *Is this for me? *Gimme those chips! *Yeah, them ''my'' ducats ''now''. *I like to share too, thank you. *Hey, pay a nigga! *Send 'em ducats over here! *With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay. *Hey, gimme that paper! ====When the police are crashing into him==== *I'm not laughing, cop asshole! *You're fucking me off! ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel==== *These clothes? Yeah, they're tight. *Just some old kicks baby. *Straight. Good looking. *Fo' sho, thanks. *Yeah, they gangster ain't they? *This how Grove street kick it. *Thanks gangster. *Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying? *My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight. *Whatch you expect, huh? ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his tattoo's==== *That's why I had them hit up on me. *Pure gangster, homie. *They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up. *Yeah pretty gangster ain't they. *Yeah i hear you, cool. ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his haircut==== *The fade? It's straight gangster. *This cut? Awe thanks. *Awe, thanks G. *Yeah, good lookin'. ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his muscles==== *Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights. *Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know. *Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you. *Awe, thanks. *Straight. ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his hygiene==== *Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G. ====Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's==== *Why don't you shut your bitch mouth, punk! *Yeah, and you just a punk ass bitch. *Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama! ====Accepting a prostitute visit==== *Moms, I'm so sorry about this. *You don't have no VD do you bitch? ====Recruiting Gang Members==== *They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong. *I'm gonna put in some work, you down? *C'mon dude, roll wit' me. *C'mon man, we're families. *C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg. *Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster. ====Losing at the casino==== *Fuck you and your casino! ====Singing==== *Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane! *Girl you dropped a bomb on me! *Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street! *Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch! *Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it... *Rollercoaster...! *Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay.... *Two loc'ed out nigga's going crazy.... *Move your body, move your body.... *Take your time and let me love you good.... }} ===Well Stacked Company Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | *What do you want? *Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir! *Oh? Uh, what would you like? *What would ''sir ''''like''?''' *Everything's well stacked, sir. *Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir. *Here you go, enjoy! *We're out of napkins. *We stack 'em high, sir! *Here! Next! *Nice n' cheesy does it! *Enjoy your meal! Sir! *Have a well stacked day! *Careful:it's hot! *Kifflom gets a discount here. *That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you! *Fuck off, we ain't serving you! }} ===Cluckin' Bell Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | *Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you? *Cluckity fuck, please place an order. *It's all processed chicken ass. *How may I further degrade myself sir? *Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo. *Don't choke on the bone fragments. *Hope you choke a doodle-doo! *You might be lucky to find a feather. *If you come back; you're a moron. *Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!! }} ===Burger Shot Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | *What may sir desire? *I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot! *What would you like sir? ====Serving CJ some food==== *Please enjoy your meal. *Slurp! My burger sir! *I've enjoyed serving you sir! *Munch all the way to bits sir! *Have a wonderful day! *I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir! *Please leave, sir! }} ===Female Clothing Shop Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| *Welcome! *Try our clothes in the changing room! *It's exhillerating to have you here, sir. *Have a nice day sir! *Good choice sir! }} ===Male Clothing Shop Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| *Well hello gorgeous! *Have a nice day honeybum! *It looks great on you. *We also have a wide selection of thongs. }} ===Los Santos Boxing Trainer=== *Yo, you wanna see some new moves? *Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first! *Fine man, but the streets are mean dude! *Alright, but I'll know you'll be back! *Wanna go on a round with me? *You charge at him and batter your opponent! *(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing! *Don't give the opponent the time to recover. ===San Fierro Kung Fu Master=== *So, you wish to become a warrior! *You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength! *Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn! *The warrior's path shall bring you back! *Would you like to spar with your master? ===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher=== *You want to see some new moves? *Come back if you change your mind, man! *Alright man, pay attention! *Want to have another round with me? ===Indian pedestrian=== *(farts) My ass is stinking! *Shit cock bastard head! *Smell my fingers! *I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu! *You fucking shitface! *Aeyyy! *I kill you! *Dumb bastard! *You shit! ===Croupier=== *Place your bets! *Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! *An offer of credit has been made, Sir. *The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir. *The house regonizes _ credit rating. *Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds. *No more bets, please! *No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please. *No more bets, people. *You win! *You win, Sir, well done. *Congratulations, Sir. *Thank you, Sir, have a nice day. *Thank you for playing, Sir. *Jackpot! *Another win for Sir! *Blackjack! *Blackjack! House Exclusive! ===Police=== ====Police Boat==== {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw | *Suspect is overboard. *Where you gonna swim to? *Get out of the water, you can’t escape! *He tries to swim away! *There he is, in the water! *We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard! *Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh? *Get out of the fucking water, right now! *There he is! *Get out of the fucking water! *Hey, get outta there! *We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water! }} ====Countryside Police==== {{AudioTranscript | yVNg5ipgUmg | *Police, move! *Excuse me, please! *Out of the way! *Don’t you push me there! *Police, out of the Way! *Get back here! *Come back here, you’re under arrest! *Stop running away, boy! *I will kill you, boy! *My daddy told me about guys like you! *You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit! *You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal? *I’m a racist, boy! *You don’t hit cops in my town! *I’m gonna mess you up, boy! *Out of your little mind, boy! *I can hardly wait to put you in! *You await your death, boy! *I see you, boy! *You think you’re tough now, boy? *You disgust me! *I’m on to kill you! *Hey, dump bastard, look at me! *You should play nice, boy! *I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth! *Yeah, boy, happy now? }} ====Police Helicopter==== {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw | *We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire. *'''Co-Pilot:''' I see her, SHE'S beautiful! *'''Pilot:''' HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal? *'''Pilot:''' You get two! *This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated. *You’re going down, hard man, right now! *Give up, the game’s up. *You think you’re hard, huh, asshole! *We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters! *This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect. *Put your hands up, it’s over! *'''Pilot:''' There is he, shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?! *'''Pilot:''' Because ''I'm'' a pacifist! Kill him! *Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that. *We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop! *This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats. *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, I can see my house from here- *'''Pilot:''' Hey, will you shut the hell up! *You, stop! *You’re in trouble now, bad boy. *This is chopper support - suspect is in sight. *This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down! *This party is gonna be shot down! *You’re mine, tough guy! *You! Stop, or we will kill you! *We are the good guys, you little chump! *'''Pilot:''' Kill that asshole! *'''Co-Pilot:''' I’m trying, I’m trying! *'''Co-Pilot:''' You, stop! *'''Pilot:''' Just kill him, you pussy! *Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping! *You can’t escaping, asshole! *'''Pilot''': Stop! Police! *'''Co-Pilot''': I think he knows that by now! *You! Stop running! Now! *It’s time to shut you up, asshole! *'''Pilot:''' Playtime is over, kid! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so dominating! *'''Pilot:''' Hey, do you see anything? *'''Co-Pilot:''' Higher! Shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Where is he? *'''Pilot:''' Over there, you dick, kill him! *You’re going to respect the law, pal! *Hey, stop, or we will kill you! *We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect! *'''Pilot:''' (says something not to make out) *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch! *'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!. *'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up! }} ====Motorcycle Police==== {{AudioTranscript | HTte9VTG65Y | *Don’t make this a 99A! *I'm going to call the police! I believe in sharing. *You have a last request? *You are going down! *I’m ready when you are, pussy! *I’m gonna get that bastard! *Bring it on! *You wanna fight a cop? *Officer, requesting backup! *Easy there! *I need backup here! *Hey! *Let’s see what you got! *Careful, partner! *Where'd you learn to throw a punch? *This one’s mine! *I’m going after it! *I’m gonna hum with you! *Ah, you want some of this? }} ====Los Santos Police==== {{AudioTranscript | DLvRFmygM2Y | *Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy. *Tell my wife I banged her sister. *You hit my squad car! *You dick! You psychotic dick! *I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm. *You have the right to remain silent, mister. *LSPD, freeze! *Police! Move! *LSPD! Stop! *You! Stop! *Don't move! Do not move! *Come on, move! *LSPD! STOP! *LSPD! He's getting away! *Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted. *I can't believe you hit my car! *You blind shitbag! *Duck! Get your heads down! *Come on! Fight! *Fight, fight! *Come on pal! I got a wife and kids! *Hey stop! This is the LSPD! *You piss-stain! Stop! *Give up bud! Stop! *I got a clear shot on him! *LSPD! Get out of the way! *Move! I'm a damn cop! *My dad was a cop. *I won't shower at the stationhouse. *I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that! *That psycho's shooting at us! *I'm gonna put you in a hospital pal! *I'm just doing my job pal. *Kill this asshole! *Stop with the running pal! *Stop running you girl! *Look at me pal: you're dead. *You happy now, son? *End of the road, kid! *OK, I got you! *You know your rights. *Don't move a muscle! *You're mine, buddy, mine! *Don't annoy me again! *You wanna die? You wanna die? *Don't move! *You coming with me! *I can kill you any time, I'm a cop. *Remember, I call a backup! *Come on, come on! *This is the LSPD, stop! *Hey, stop! *I'm gonna kick your ass! *Officer. I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages) *You're mine now, kid. *End of the line, scumbag! *You're under arrest! }} {{YoutubeAudio|vhPOA4Ju3GU}} ====San Fierro Police==== *Watch where you going! *Sorry, my fault, entirely! *Did you hurt yourself? *Yeah, let’s connect! *Did your mother drop you as a child? *Hey, watch it! *Hey, I just polished these shoes! *When you see this badge, step the hell aside! *Let’s see what you got, boy! *Take it like a man! *Bruise yourself for pain! *When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it! *Careful, I know how to use this stick! *Move it or loose it! *I’m gonna take you down! *First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off! *Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there! *Man to man, like nature intended! *Prepared for a beating! *You wanna bump up, huh? *I’m gonna ''violate'' your ass! *Come on, pal, one fist or two? *How can I help you? Please stop! *I’m actually a social worker in a uniform! *Let me help you, I’m a social worker! *I can help you crying out with my help! *Did your daddy kiss you? *Fighting is never the answer! *I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy! *Wait, bro! *Come on, we can get on the bottom with this! *Why you wanna hit me? *Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it! *The police are your friends! *I’m licensed by the state! *Hold it, I’m also a social worker! *Slow down! *Stop, you’re just troubled! *Didn’t your mommy love you? *Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue! *I can feel your pain! *You have a death wish, punk? *Slow down! *I can make this look like a suicide, you know? *You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass! *You can’t escape! *You ain’t losing me, asshole! *I’m dragging your ass to jail! *I’m right behind ya, buddy! *I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost. *My wife puts up a better fight! *Slow down, damn it! I just ate! *I smell the fear of a criminal! *I’m on your ass, daisy! *Come on, let’s talk about this! *This badge does not break for no one! *You can’t escape! *You see me coming, don’t ya? *I’m on the edge, asshole! *I’m gonna slap you good! *Get your bitch and switch! *Drop your pants, honey! *Let’s wrestle to submission! *Wrestle me, honey! *Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him! *Don’t move a muscle! *What are you doing? *You’re going downtown! *My ex-wife drives better than that! *What the hell are you doing? *You better pay a price for that! *Son-of-a-bitch! *Hey! *Tell me about your childhood. *You're going down. ====Las Venturas Police==== {{AudioTranscript| g1_Wbxv4J-o | *Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait. *If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch! *If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch. *You're under arrest asshole! *Fun time's over, buddy! *Pull the trigger pussy! *I serve my community by kicking ass! *YOU MOVE IN! I have kids! *There's no cameras around to catch this beating. *Wake up chickenshit! *Look at this lucky ass! *Move your vehicle! *Get out of the way! *You're gonna have to move! *Move, police! *'scuse me! *MOVE! *Come on! Move! *Hey, this is official police business! *Hey! *You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop! *Go ahead; you don't have the balls! *You wanna play rough? *HEY! BEAT IT! *I got the visual on the suspect! *Some guy's fooling around with my wife. *She's a goddamn cheating wife. *Goodbye Angela! *My beautiful squad car! *That guy's trying to kill me! *He's trying to kill us! *Your head's gonna get busted for this! *Come on tough guy! *That's it buddy, you're dead! *Come on! There's cops everywhere! *GO!! GO!! We got this kid! *You think you could get away from me?! *Show's over buddy, give up! *You are surrounded! Give up! *You've been messing with the wrong cop! *Just try punk, just try it. *About to be in a world of pain, boy...! *You little asshole! *I got a 11-54 in front of me! *You lose your glasses? *You see this badge? *Damn it! I need some help! *Great, now you're making me run? *You think I need some evidence? *I got a plan, cover me! *Ow! My coffee! *My car is signing your death warrant! *I'm a cop you asshole! *Cop killer! *Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down! *What the hell?! *11-82 in progress! *You can't hit a police car! *Psycho at the wheel! *INCOMING!! *You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy! *Nice work kid! *San Fierro needs more guys like you. *Don't expect a reward, kid! *Hey! Look over there! *Hey! Look behind you! *MOVE IN! *What's this wise ass trying to do? *This little chase is making me angry! *We're all over like stink in shit! *Smile you son of a bitch! You're mine! *Don't move a goddamn muscle chump! *You're going down asshole! *Hey, we're blocked in here! *YOU!! MOVE! *You're pushing your luck. *Gimme some help over here! *I don't believe this guy! *AWWW! *Hey watch it! *I'm gonna enjoy this! *Don't lean on me, I lean on you. *OK, we'll settle this the hard way. *You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere? *I don't know anybody called Miranda!? *Let's settle this! *I'd wish I shot ya! *Just try it! *Put the damn gun now son! *You won't get away from me! *You're trapped! *Looks like we got the last lap boy! *We're gonna blow your legs! *Anything you say, you better talk! *This makes my whole day worthwhile. *You're gonna die! *You will regret that! *Where do you think you're going? *PIECE OF SHIT! *Damn it, shithead! *Shithead! *This ain't a good day for you! *Thats it!!! *Mofo! *Nice try dickface! *Yeah, yeah! *Give it to me baby! Give it to me! *Choke on this asshole! *You could have been killed! *I'm immortal! *I spy with my little eye! *I'm in pursuit! *You're going down pal! *Mono en mono, you're surrounded! *Dog turd! *Don't move Adam Henry! *MOVE IT WISE ASS! *Hey fender lizard, move it! *I got him spotted! I got him spotted! *Cover my ass goddammit! *WHOA! Man down! Man down! *Much obliged, citizen. *Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over? *God if I lost him... *I need backup! *I need backup to establish a perimeter! *Surrender! *Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there! *Let's go boys! }} {{YoutubeAudio|WQvEQAOOgls}} ====S.W.A.T==== {{AudioTranscript| wRAgVkh_b8w | *I'm gonna take you out asshole!! *You're gonna die!!! *You yellow bastards! Stop *YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE! *Take him down once and for all!! *Holy shit!! Get down!! *Move in move in move in!! *Look out below!!! *Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! *I ain't walking away from this shithead! *You're gonna die asshole! *Return fire! I'm going in! *Eat dirt! *I hate this bit. *Comin' in hot! *S.W.A.T team coming in! *We're all over your ass homeboy! *I'm gonna drop him! *Mother: I love you! *Incoming fire!! *Watch out below!! *Aw shit! I'm stuck! *Target spotted: Get down here boys! *Get your weapons down before this gets worse! }} ===San Fierro Triads=== * Fuckhead! * Muttonchops! * So Sorry. * Hey! * Don't get too close to big money. * Get away from me. ====Driving==== * Do we have to torture you? * Did your brain just stop working? * You got brain freeze or something? * Out the way, mutton-head! * Off the road, idiot! ====Fighting==== * Damn mutton-fool * Your children are going to miss you! * We're gonna cut you up! * We're gonna slice you up! * We're gonna slice your face off! * You goin' down, fuckhead. ====Criticizing CJ's apparel==== *Have you got the red eye disease? ====Shooting==== * Keep his damn head down! * Gimme a clip on this motherfucker! * Hope you liked your face! ===Da Nang Boys=== * How's it goin'? * Watch it! (bumping into someone) * I need a hit of your shit. * Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians) * You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians) * Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians) * Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians) * Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians) * Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians) * Hey, dude. * Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint) * You always drink good shit. * Hey, brother! * American girl talk too much. * I gonna go Canada. * Tastes good, remind me of prison. * This your wallet? (bumping into someone) * You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic) * I studied astrology in prison. ====Telling CJ to leave their turf==== * What is this shit, who are you? * Someone drop you off here, girlfriend? * You wanna be a gangsta? * You got to be from L.S. * L.S bastards smell like you! ====Commenting on CJ's apparel==== * Nice pants, man. * Those are ugly shoes! * Where you get your super shoes? * Why you wear so funny shoes? * I shit on your car! * My dad had a cool shirt like that. * I want a car like that someday! * You need new clothes! * You look like homeless. ====Fighting==== * No more playing! * Who taught you how to fight? * I gonna kill you! * Oh, I love fighting! * You dead now! * You wanna fight prison style? * You end up in my dinner, chicken! * Run while you can! * Cover me! === Samoan pedestrian=== *Get out of the way! *Move that piece of shit! *Komo. (Asshole) *Shit! I'll kill you! *Ufa. (Fuck you) *You better move! *Shit! Come on, watch it! *Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole). *Easy! *Stay back asshole! *What the... *You better not do that again. *You like hospitals? You must like hospitals. *Man, you crazy? *Watch out! *A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic. *Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off. *This fresh record from [[Verona Beach]] was still hoes! *Ain't no cops holding me down. *Cops are such pussies. *Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime. *Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store? *Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit. *I wouldn't walk around looking like that man. *You better look out for the fashion popos. *Another working pillow for the hood. *Man you need to hit the gym. *Man you have to lay off the fast food. *Man don't you give a shit about yourself? *Shower's over this way komo (asshole). *Hey komo (asshole) take a shower. *Hey man take a shower, man you stink. *Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you. *What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me? *Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there. *Stylin' bro. *Looking good bro. *Hey homie, looking good. *Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights? *Hey man, you've been hitting iron? *Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe. *Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'? *Shit! No! Damn! My bike! *You better run now! *Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this! *Man, you're dead. *How are you going to pay for my car?! *Now you going to have to pay for my car! *Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead! *Look out! *Damn! Oh shit! *Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress. ===Purple 31 pedestrian=== {{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k | *Fool are you on ''sherms?'' *You bitch-made busta! *You about to get beat by a bitch! *I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so? *I''m about to start trippin'!'' *Get yo stupid ass movin'! *I drink all your booze under the table! *Move, punk bitch! *Those fool oughta get blasted! *I gotta check this mark! *Who's this busta ass mark?! *Excuse me mark! *When I slap you, don't trip! *I love violence! *On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation! *Fool, I said raise up! *I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip! *Better you than me! *Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura. *You up in here smell bangin'. *Get 'em up you perpetrator! *Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?! *I'm startin' to feel a little faded. *A bitch ain't got time for this shit! *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! *Man that's just triffling! }} ===Countryside redneck=== *Wow son, you're a big boy. *Careful piggy! *Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer. *Why are you driving like that? *Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?! *Oh yeah! You're real funny kid! *My mama taught me how to fight! *Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her! *Get away from my home! *Howdy, partner! *Hello she-male! *Have you ever shot a dog? *Inbreeding ain't so bad. *Did piggy make it? *This guy's insane! This must be judgement day! *Dude, can I get out of here? *Move it, numbnuts! *Move! *Move your ass! *Come on move! *Open ''your eyes, ''boy! *Mama and papa are close cousins. *Those little curly tails freak me out. *Some peope say swine is fat. *I love that car, is that real? *Don't shoot! I don't wanna die! *Keep yer dirty hands off me! *ARGH, off! Get off me! *You can't just carjack me! *You ain't robbin' me piggy! *Oh yeah?! *I cannot wait a minute! *Have you liked pink pigs? *Have you shot a dog? *I have a fat hog. *What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless. ===Mexican sex pedestrian=== *I had porn for breakfast. *Shit on a shingle! *MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT! *Do you like Japanese school girls? *Do you like Bangkok? *Take a shower ese. *Holy macaroni! *Big gun pencil dick sabes! *Molest you later! *What comes with the aftertaste of poosy? *The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno. *You think you have the bolas for me borardo. *Goddamn piss swimmer! *You smell like my ass man! *You drive like a muher! *I buy a round for all the boys! *Bende hamas! *MOVE IT! Le's go! *Cabrone! *Que paso loco. *Pussies are like porridge. *You smell like pasulo! *Carre I hate this weather. *You better not walk away from me, puto! *Nice ''ink!'' *Ah! The boobies are out today! *Pendejo (Berk), that was my car! *Chale! *Paboso! *Shit! My finger! AHH!! *I need some smoke, I need to get whacked! *Have you got some whack-whack! *Game over, pendejo! (berk!) *Get off me pendejo! (berk!) *What you doing man?! *HEY! My porno's in there!! *You better hope I don't find you!! *Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!! *Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show! *Chale! No way! *Forget it man! *Hey there, chula! *Shit, I was gonna get some pussy! *Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation! *I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar. *Paboso cabbie! *Keep going man. I want that cabucha! *Carifa! *You got big bolas! Keep the change! *You like young girls too?! ==="Mr Trenchcoat"=== *They are watching us! *They know. *You know they know. *Get away from me! *He's one of them! *You're not gonna probe me again! *You green blooded monster! ===Kifflom backpacker=== {{AudioTranscript| 9UZfJ5QcwO8 | *Kifflom, brother uncle! *Are you looking for spiritual answers? *Kifflom! Kifflom! *Can I interest you in religion? *Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT! *[[Cris Formage]] saved my life! *Epsilon protect me!! *Put me up brother uncle! *Something big is happening in American religion. *You should read our literature! *Can I talk to you about religion? *Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!! *Don't corrupt me! I'm saved! *Kifflom and Krant! *Before I read the tract, I was lost. *Careful, brother uncle. *Careful, careful. *Do you need spiritual guidance? *Find out! *Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free? *Have you thought about the answers to the universe? *I bring a message of peace. *I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship. *I haven't spoke to my parents since... *I lie with nine of my sisters every week. *Join our fellowship. *No, it's a terrible lie. *Kifflom! Krant! Help! *On the road take care in the woods of darkness. *Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision. *The world's beautiful, and so are you. *Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism. *They should all read the Epsilon tract. *Kifflom, sister aunt! *Have you read the Epsilon tract? *Biology is a LIE! *I love the sexual side of Epsilonism! *Epsilonism doesn't allow this!! }} ===Refined pedestrian=== *You smell like shit sir. *Who cut the cheese? *You smell like Copenhagen. *My old tailor is in a box at home. *Whoopsie daisy! *Might I sniff you again, sir? *Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way! *You are creating an incident! *You are not moving when you should be! *Please forgive me! *No broken bones! *Quality tailoring makes the man! *Trust funds for everyone! *This weather is dissapointing. *I love to travel! France is so lovely! *A tattoo is for heathens. *You smell exquisite. *You remind me of spring! *Tattoos remind me of my service day. *What do you think you're doing?! *I'm on my way to the symphony! *Maniac! *Menace! *You're sick! You're dangerous! *I need something to keep me polite. *Your devotion to fitness is admirable. *I would like to get stoned. *Oh my! Please be more gentle! *Take more money for petrol! *I'll call the constable! *This property isn't yours! *You want a donation? *You fool! *Greetings sir, how do you do sir? *Do you enjoy the programme "law"? *I find [[Ammu-Nation]] supplies me well. *You are a gentleman and a scholar. *Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes. *Chauffeur! Taxi! *Let's hit the road! *With haste, young man! *Now hurry, and off the way we go! *The stickiest of the icky please. *My motorised penny farthing! *Oh dear. *Poor swine! *Your finest narcotics please. *Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action! *That's the way the cookie crumbles! *If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back! *Yes! Truly unfortunate! *Absolutely not! *How do you madam? *Enjoy yourself sir! *Sprunk taste like dirt. *Oh my word, no. *Public transportation is rubbish! *You sir are a menace! *I regret stepping into this contrivance! *My blind wolfhound drives better than you! *Oh my goodness! *Did you notice that person?! *You've killed the poor person! *My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities! ===Dread gangster=== *What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller! *My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work! *Step aside baby-nuts! *I've got a bad, bad temper! *I don't know about the hood! *Vatos can't fix that bucket! *This fool's got a hearing problem! *My bike! That is yo ass! *You getting that bike fixed, mort! *You bucket-drivin' busta! *You gotta see it to believe it! *You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?! *Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?! *You're not a popo, are you? *It's on now, busta! *I'm surgical with these fists! *I'm gonna make you suck my gun! *You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will! *That's my car punk! *I can't be faded homie! *Don't make this a 1A7! *Your luck has just run out! *Hell yeah, it's the bomb! *No way! I don't think so homie! *Hey baby! *Hey bitch! *Alright bitch, keep that ass warm! *Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me! *Hey! Bring this shit right there! *Get this thing rolling man! Step on it! *You're making enemies with this thing man! ===Black drug dealer=== *I gotta call my lawyer! *Got some sticky-icky-icky homie! *So this is the best shit man! Government issue! *Yo man! Why you stressin' me! *Man! Damn! My [[ProLaps]]! *Man! You should've smoked me CJ! *Hey man, it's my block CJ! *Man, you half dead CJ! *Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?! *Now what's up bitch! *CJ I'm gone! I'm gone! *Man, fool, I don't know no you! *Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later. *Man, I ain't the one homie! *I'm supposed to be dead dawg?! *I should turn my life around? *Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm! *I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing! *What da hell?! ===DJ pedestrian=== {{AudioTranscript| XI1_LQpV7JI | *Everyone is tryin' to rip me off. *Come on man! *I got places I wanna be! *No way homie, I'm on to you. *Nice to meet you. *Hey when you back up, the people say ''beep!'' *My two-wheeled baby! *When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel. *I should get big muscles like yours! *Pencil dick asshole! *Corporate gangsta! *Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money. *Stop rhymin' and start runnin'! *What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there! *I'm a kill you now! *Yeah, you be sorry now! *Holy remix! *Bless my diamond stylus! *Street means body armour! *Hey! Hey! This car is also my home! *Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit. *Great spinnin' 2 inches! *These city streets ain't safe! *Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car! *When I get famous, you'll be sorry! *Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks? *Pick it up baby bop, come on! *Aw, you got some nice moves there! *No homie, you can keep the change! *Oh no! My house! I mean my car! *Be careful, this car is also my home. }} ===Caucasian drug dealer=== *Excuse moi, asshole! *I'm gonna cut you a new smile! *This is shit man, and you know it! *I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up! *This stuff is the shit! *ASSHOLE!! *Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go! *Gotta cut this shit with washing powder. *I hope I'm not watching my house. *Hey you got the wrong ''guy!'' *Man you're deluded! *Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE! *Whatever sport! *OK, I read you loud and clear. *Take it to someone who cares. *Go screw a raccoon. *This shit's weapon great! *Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man! *You want sliced?! *You think you're something huh?! *Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh! *I can't believe this shit!! *I want my lawyer! ===Ex-convict thug=== {{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 | *Why you touchin' my beer? *Don't make me kick your ass! *You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!) *You know who I am chump? *Raise up little bitch! *You wanna die little bitch? *Raise up little bitch. *In the pen, we play strip football. *I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta! *Nice wheels for a chump. *I'm taking bike repairs out your ass! *I'm taking car repairs out your ass! *I'm taking repairs out your ass! *I'm too big for little sales, sir! *Watch out punk! *Stupid mark! *This shit better be good, punk. *In jail, being on top ain't gay. *You're a sissy with a silly ass car. *Don't make me repeat myself! Move! *Nice car asshole! *Is that yo mama's car? *That is one ugly ass car! *I made a fool drink piss. *Those steroids make your dick do WHAT? *I just stole that bike too! *I just stole that car too! *I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic! *I like that car little bitch. *Please sir! I'll be a good little thug! *Who pulls me out of my car?! *You sneaky punk! It's your funeral! *This is my vehicle punk! *Run if you want to live mark! *Show some respect punk! *That dead body made my day. *Jackin' my homie? I should jack you! *Taxi! Bring yo ass over here! *I'm a make you wash my drawers! *Bail before I make your heart fail. *I'm a give that fat ass a spanky! *Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here. *This shit better be good punk, any bad tricks I'll kill you. *Damn I missed out on all the fun! *Another 187 haha! *This murder put me in the mood! }} ===Old bathroom pedestrian=== *World of Cog has the best toilet paper! *AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES! *Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!! *Not now! I wanna take a dump! *GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! *GET THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE OUTTA HERE! *MOVE! You're between me and the john! *All I want to do today is sit on the john. *Your girl's got no nose! *You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster! *SHIT ON A STICK!! *Show some respect dummy! *Get off the road, I wanna take a piss! *Uuuugh... my heart! *Johnson respect, dummy! *This street is too small! *What?! Yo shit don't stink. *Crack my head, crack yo head! *You be careful now. *What in damnation is going on?! *Ain't cha got self control?! *No tomorrow for you! *You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!'' *This is the end of days for sure! *I soiled myself because of you! *That car will be your coffin!!! *I took a good dump this morning! *You ain't gettin' away dummy! *I can't even masturbate anymore! *Hey! I'm an old man! *Underwear is overated man! *You thieving dummy! *You goddamn dummy! *Man, I need some tits to squeeze. *Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches) *Your cologne is very sophisticated! *MOVE THAT BUCKET! *I eat dummies for breakfast! *The urinals in this joint smell good! *Get that piece of garbage outta here! *OW! What the... *I've been to every public bathroom in the city. *Your tattoos are giving me the runs! *Man this weather SUCKS! *Careful dummy! *Cool it meathead! *This is bullshit!! *SHIT!!! *LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!! *AHHHHH!!! Not my time! *I need something extra special! *I'll eat you and spit you out! *Feet don't fail me now! *Look out! I've got a heart condition! *Shiiiiit! *GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!! *You can't take a coffin from a old man!! *You gotta be faster than that boy!! *This is supposed to be a nice city! *How's it hangin' bro? *My ass still hurts in that Indian food. *I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays. *Burger Shot has some quality meat. *Damn no respect kids!! *Let me outta here already!! *Have you been to Rusty Brown's? ===Liberty City tourist=== {{AudioTranscript| oadLx0OStQA | *The ladies love me, I think. *Careful shithead! *You smell like you're from England. *Have you dated a American? *I slept with a Scotsman last night. *Have you ever gone to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *Have you ever gone to Karate school for free? *I shaved downstairs this morning. *My god, you're a whale! *Dude, are you wearing curtains? *Does your mom dress you? *Jesus Christmas! *What are you, retarded? *Your tits are enourmous! *I told the cop: "Hey! Don't molest me!". *I got the body of a ninja! *I'll eat your dog! *Out of the way shithead! *Dude are you in a play what the hell are you wearing? *I love you too asshole! *Eat my shoe! *MY FREAKING CAR!! *Are you wearing a diaper? *Both my parents are dead. *Hey move over punk ass! *You think this is funny?! *What's your problem!? *Get off dick! *Yeah, I really like French fries. *What is up with that smell?! *Damn! You look money! *Damn! You look good! *I wish I had some muscles. *This is gonna cost you pal! *HEY SHITHEAD! WATCH IT! *YOU FRICKING IDIOT! *This is shit, I wanna refund! *Take it easy grandma! *Hope you like hospitals! *That's a real gun man!! *Do I look like a jerk to you?! *You're gonna pay for this!! *THATS MY CAR DICK!! You're gonna pay for this!! *Come back here shithead!! Come back, I need that!! *No freaking way! *Buzz off TV-head! *Later sweetheart! *Have you ever driven a seven-nine Maibatsu? *Here's some arigato money! *Thanks she's looking good. *Now she's mine, got it? *Cluckin' Bell is shit. *I'm gonna get you, ya paint freak! *I hate those cars and I'm not Japanese. *Get your ass out of here bozo! *Smooth ride dude! *I've had it with Los Santos. *My car's fast and it totally rocks. *What you done that for?! *Screw this! I wanna live! *Oh my god! Let's go! *Thanks for the ride! }} ===Biker=== *You think I'm bad at knitting?! *Careful asshole! *Here I come! Ready or not! *Is that coff designer ink? *City tattoo artists are gettin' good! *I'm coming after you jerkoff! *Nobody touches my bike! *Oil cans make good flower pots. *What're you doing out here? *Eat my leather! *Hope you like the taste of black leather! *Violence isn't the answer man. *YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!! *That was a price for my old lady! *Forget it, no way man. *Hello, little lady. *Howdy partner! *Adios amigo! *You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses? *Burger Shot was made from roadkill. ==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== *What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere. *Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here. *Something died in my underpants. *I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas. *Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"! *When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it! *Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *I was world heavyweight champion in 68. *I had crabs the size of a baseball. *The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway. *Now you got the cooties, jackass! *You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut? *I shouldn't have eaten that taco... *Tag! You're it! *I hate this place. *Woof! Woof! *Excuse moi asshole! *Has anyone seen my lizard? *I can't masturbate anymore. *When will I find true love... *Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die! *Are you, go ahead shoot me! *OK, OK, don't shoot me. *You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you? *Hello there missy! *Good day, sweetheart! *Have you sniffed that icky-icky? *[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster! *My stomach is rumbling. ===Los Santos taxi driver=== *Why did I take this route?! *Green means "go"! *You're on with this car crash bullshit! *I got a nephew with LSPD. *Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs! *I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad. *Watch the road! *I just bought this taxi!! *I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car! *I'm pressing ''charges''! *I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot! *No liquor thanks, I'm on duty. *Come 'ere I gotta tell ya something! Gettin' served by an ''oooold ''man! *Sprunk on the rocks. *Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again! *Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west! *I feel shame for your mother! *HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab! *You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here? *Get ready for an ass whoopin'! *You think this is a parade! *The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff! *You blew your chance for friendship. *Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos! *I don't bang son, relax. *Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me. *Papa don't take no jive! *You got a glass jaw, baby gangster! ===BMX rider=== *I'm gonna crack your brain bucket! *Too much rocket fuel bro. *What a dick! INVOLOINTARY DISMOUNT ENDOOOOO ===Bikini woman=== *Get your fat body off the beach. *You smell like shit. *I'm special, asshole! *Wow, you smell hot! *My thong, asshole! *Go pick somebody fat instead! *Look at that guy! *Hey you, you looking good! *Nooooo! My hair!! *You can't shoot me!! I'm American!! *Hey fatty! *Hey porky! *Hey lardy! *I'm fighting the war on fat. *Get the hell out of my shadow. *Good luck losing the weight. *Stop staring at me!! *I'm not broken, am I? *Stop it you asshole! *Go hit a fat person! *Screw you dick! *I thank God for not making me fat. *Stop molesting me! *You are disgustingly fat!! ===Grove Street Families=== {{AudioTranscript| O1C_jEdtrw0 | *LSV killa! *VLA killa! *Come on Carl, relax! *Glad it ain't my ride. *Shit! Slow down homie! *Slow your row CJ! *Aw shit! The car's on fire! *Ball-ass bitches! *Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas! *Time for no kicks, Carl! *What's with that motherfucking hooptie Carl? *That clothes is not gangsta, Carl. *You deaf or something Carl? *Hey CJ man, I like the threads. *[[Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker! *Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass! *Family violence, yeah! *Kick back Carl, damn! *Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?! *See you round, homie. *Still banging dude! Still bangin'! *Take that, ballsack! *Who's the bitch now homie? *Take that ya LSV bitch! *Oh that shit is whack, homie! *You never seen no gangsta? *Guh...thanks man...! (coughs) *These kicks insult me personally. *Ass touchers can't see us! *I ain't drinking that bullshit! *Where's that ho ass sister of mine? *We families positively sir! We just protecting the hooood, officer! *Screw you vagina holes! *Sherm is my ho-MAY!! *CJ I'll jack you a better car! *Az-dicks! *Get these bizzals in yo jizzals! *Any of y'all seen sheefa? *Hey Ballas! What's up now? *Ball-LESS! *I'm not scared of no ASS-lickers! *Come on CJ, why you doing that? *Come on Ballas, let's go! *Vato fools! *Those Aztecas are all mine! *Is this a Balla bar? *What is going on man? Move out of the way! *Hey, watch it homie! *Hey playboy, watch that! *Hey CJ! What'cha doing?! *They are all mine!! *WOOO!! Now we're movin'! *Where did you get your license from? *WOOO!! We're flyin'! *I can't go back to jail! *You must be smokin'! *My grandmama drive faster than that! *CJ you're a maniac, man! *It's on motherfuckers! *Hey man! Who did that to your hair? *Why do you do that shit? *Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang! *You need to kick your barber's ass! *Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride! *Hey man! Watch it!! *I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer! *You are IGNORANT! *Cover me! *Duck homie! *Hey baby! Right over here, baby! *Don't be eyeballin' me fool! *Hey Ballas cocksucka! *Florida fucker! *I'll kick yo ass man! *You gone to tear da car up! *Who taught you how to drive? *That car is do-do! *Hey yo hair is whack! *Hey man! Look at me when you die! *I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped! *ASS-tecas have been lying down! *Hey man, pass the blunt! *Hey Aztecas! *What up boy? *Varrios goats! *Ballas gonna cry to moms! *Vagos eat my shit! *VLA are gonna bleed! *Die VLAs! *Ryder was right about you CJ! *I want the best CJ! *Grove Street OG coming through! *Can I get my drink on? *Man, how come you can't see me? *You can't drive for shit! *Slow down, for goodness sake! *Shit, you drive like a motherfucker! *We're upside-down! *Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying! *Wait a second! *Those aztecs fools. *CJ, whos been drawing on you? *Am I invisible over here? *Shit! I'm suckin' a roach! *My motherfucking car, look at it!! *You hit me fool!! *Aw man, my shit! *Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool! *You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit! *Bay-sucking fools! *South-side fools! *Suck on my 9, Ballas! *VLA are gonna fade, man! *Go back to your ugly Varrios! *I want the best motherfucker. *What is this shit you're drinking? Not exactly premium liquor it is. *Keep up your speed, CJ! *Aw man, we're on fire! *Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit! *Fool! You hit them! Look out! *CJ nooooooo!!! *Now we're rolling CJ! *Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble. *A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard! *Hey nice ride CJ! *Hey man, respect the ink dude! *Slammin' ride CJ! *Looking popped holmes! *Trippin' cartoons CJ! *Aw man!! You asshole! *Dumbass car! *Aw man! Shit, it's all broke! *Aw man, this is good weed. *CJ, you're ruining my buzz here. *Heads down! Duck! *You've been messin' with the Grove! *We need a car! *Yo we got enough CJ! *Hey! Chill, motherfucker! *Get your fucking hands off me! *Oh man! That fucker's in my car! *That's my brother's ride! *No man, got better shit to do. *I was just complimenting CJ! *Man that ain't cool! *What's up holmes? *Man! Life is beautiful! *We gotta spray these Balla fools! *You're going down Balla bitch! *You want some of this bitches?! *Northsides go home! *Vagos can't see me! *Die LSVs! *Vagos die! *LSVs die! *Vagos vamoose! *Vagos eat shit! *Death to Varrios! *Death to Aztecas! *Who rolled this piece of shit man?! *You tryin' to kidnap me fool?! }} {{YoutubeAudio|nhh9ej5ky3E}} ===Ballas=== *I'll shoot everybody in this bitch! *Hey you better be watching yourself fool! *Catch his ass Ballas! *There he is! There he is!! *His tyres! Shoot his tyres!! *Can't anybody ride like us? *Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate! *Hey man cover my back! *Don't make me get out of this car! *Man, I break no rule! *Aw shit! *Watch it fool! *Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood! *Everybody duck down! *Hey the season is over now! *Hey the game is over now busta! *Hey baby! Hey baby! *Hey man, don't look at me like that! *Hey man, we victorious! *What hood you ridin' for playa? *Oh you just gonna do it like that huh? *Hey get your hands off me! *Hey man, back off me fool! *I was straight down fool! *I'm a catch you fool! *Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch! *Hey, let's frush these busters! *Why you gotta do that? *Say man, gimme all your moonlight now! *Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide! *Blast 'em Grove Street punks! *Man, fuck that bitch warren! *Hey it's on now! *Hey good looking man! *Hey taxi! Slow up fool! *Hey taxi! I need some love! *Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket? *Say man, what hood you're from? *You need to take that back on the other side now! *We is law abiding citizens! *I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet. ===Mexican drug dealer=== {{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA | *I've seen your face officer! *Fuck you holmes! *Junkies are pussies. *I sell drugs to children. *I've been with your wife officer. *Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need. *I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children! *Don't look at me asshole! *What are you looking at puto? *I do with your wife officer! *Who d'you think you're messing with? *You want a little pick-me-up? *You know this beer makes me want to piss. *You push me, you want to die?! *I love making junk things bad! *Please officer! This is discrimination! *Come back here puto! *ASSHOLE! *Come back and fight ese! *I'll be back asshole! *Who the fuck do you think you are ese?! *I heard you the first time, fuck off! *You're too proud ese! *You're a pathetic junkie! *Look at that asshole! *I live the American Dream! *I ain't a drug dealer! I'm a war veteran! *I remember you! I know who you are! *Oh no! That's real bad news! *This is gonna be bad for business! *If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest! *I need some better customers. *I know who you are, drug fiend! *I'll see you in half an hour I guess. *Customers are such losers. *Have you ever heard of inflation?! }} ===Orange 12 pedestrian=== {{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM | *Come on fool. Kick me a Logger. *I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head. *Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'. *I ain't nursin' no drunk. *Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce? *I prefer Chronic. *Man, stop playin' with me! *Honk means get the hell on, man! *Is you high? *You're like my as