*I am the bosses right hand man.
*You know those charities he runs? He steal the money back.
*You ask yourself that same thing.
*Everyone will know my name.
*He ask me for everything.
*I already have some stuff on the side.
*He's in a real bad mood.
*Don't stick your nose in.
*If he dies, I take over.
*Somebody called him a sweaty dork.
*Respect now will help you later.
*I study my own thing now.
*You gonna get it in the face!
*Gringo is stupido!
*Arms, and then your legs!
====When Crashed Into====
*Oww! You hit me!
*I hope you get whiplash!
*He's trying to kill me!
*This is the F.B.I.!
*No trying to be stupid! This is the F.B.I.!
*F.B.I., Stop immediately!
*Vehicle hit! Vehicle hit!
*We got a vehicle down!
*It's the Harwood Butcher!
*You know the rules, Vercetti.
*Mr. Forelli sends his regards.
*We'll keep coming after you until you die.
*You don't stand a chance you psychotic prick.
*Think you can take me on, Vercetti?
*Your gonna die, Vercetti.
*You always were a jerk.
*Your going bye-bye.
===Patrol Investment Group===
*You know how many steroids I take?
*I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!
*We're the security asshole!
*I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seeing shit.
*You wanna piece of me, pal?
*Hey, you wanna beating?
*Yo meathead, get back here.
*I'm bigger and tougher than you.
*You wanna stick in the face, pal?
*I take steroids mister.
*Think you can mess with us?
*I'll break your neck!
*Yo, your a dead man!
*I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass!
*This is no joke, shithead.
*Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
*You think that's funny, asshole?
*I am an officer of the law, stop!
*You're all mine, tough guy.
*I got him.
*Don't run away from me!
*I'd chase you but I had too many donuts.
*Hit me, I wanna retire.
*I know Jiu-Jitsu sir!
*There he is, over there, take him out!
*This is the VCPD! Stop right now!
*This is the VCPD! You are under arrest!
*You are completely surrouded!
*Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
*We've engaged with suspect, backup requested!
*VCPD, stop right now!
*I said "Mom, school is for squares".
*Man, I saw the hottest thing.
*We gotta get new guns, yo!
*Vice City is a battlefield.
*I hate those yuppie scum, man.
*I'm getting wise to the street shit.
*Malibu is a hard joint to get into, man.
*You like living it up now?
*I told him to sit on a spike, haha!
*I learnt all about smuggling.
*Check me out!
*Competition from too many places.
*I'm persecuted by society, man.
*You got me. Relax, relax.
*Go beat up innocent kids.
*Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
*Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
*That the best you got?
*I know, you're only doing your job.
*I'm ''not'' resisting arrest.
*Call my lawyer, please.
*I give up.
*You got me mister. I give up.
*You win, you win.
*Take it easy, copper.
*You're dead when I walk.
====Being Car Jacked====
*Who do you think your messing with, pal?
*Who do you think this is?
*Think your a tough guy, do 'ya?
*No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!
====Being Chased By Police====
*Dicks! You're all dicks!
*If I have to kill you, I will!
*Go shower with the guys!
*I did your wife, you poor bastard!
*What's your wife doing!
*Get away moron!
*Badge wearing fruit!
*Go play in the traffic.
*You guys ever catch any criminals?
*You can't run, officer.
*Get off of me, prick.
*Your not a cop, your a robot.
*Stay away from me.
*Leave me alone, mister.
*I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
*No wonder you ended up being a cop.
*Your as boring as the other guy.
*I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
*You heard of Vercetti yet?
*I need this, pal.
*You got insurance, so don't be a prick.
*Thanks, now piss off.
*Run away and shut your mouth.
*I'm in a hurry, I need this.
*Don't be a hero, pal.
*You take a hike now, mister.
*Now run, prick!
*Now get lost!
*Now don't try anything stupid.
*Kiss the pavement!
*You ain't hurt. Let's keep it that way.
*Just think of this as socialism in action.
*You gonna cry now?
*(acts like he's crying) Look! I'm starting to feel bad about it already!
====Crashing Into Another Vehicle====
*You drive like you look: stupid.
*Dumb Florida morons.
*You on medication, asshole?!
*What's wrong with you people?
*Good thing I don't own this piece of crap.
*I'm a lunatic, 'ya moron.
*What are 'ya gonna do now?
*You having fun yet?
*You're not gonna enjoy this.
*You want more?
*It doesn't have to be like this.
*You really wanna fight me?
*You should've stayed at home today.
*Don't come near me again.
*If this is how you want it.
*This is your fault, pal.
*You wanna fight me?
*You asked for this, pal.
*Fight me then. FIGHT.
*C'mon then, loser.
*Blame my mother, I do.
*At least you ain't gonna worry about your looks.
*I don't - back - down.
*I know how to fight.
*Okay man, you want this?
*Your really dumb, aren't you?
*You better apologize.
*Think your tough, huh, prick?
*Your serious about this?
*You still got a problem with me?
*You think you can hurt me?
*I'm your worst nightmare.
*Your too stupid to hurt, pal.
*You sorry yet?
*Don't make me kill you.
*Go screw yourself!
*NOBODY HITS TOMMY VERCETTI!
*Not so tough now, huh?
*Stay off the streets in future.
*C'mon, big boy.
*You've gotta hit harder than that.
*You inbred shitbag!
*Ok let's go.
*Got anything else to add?
*I'll murder you!
*You dumb bastard.
*I just left prison, you prick.
*I look like a fruit or something?!
*I'll kill you, asshole.
*You're messing with the beast, prick!
*Stupid damn pricks!
*Leave me alone.
====Killing Several People====
*You happy now?
*You wanna know all about me? You wanna understand me better?!
*I'll take you ALL down!
*Now who's gonna stop me?!
*'Ya dumb Florida asshole!
*You morons don't learn nothing!
*Enjoy death, asshole.
*Remember me?! Tommy Vercetti!
*Who wants to stop me?!
*I've already been to prison!
*You asked for this, moron.
*Something wrong now?!
*You think I was scared of using this?!
*Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!
*I'll kill you all!
*Never forget the second amendment, asshole!
*Don't give Tommy Vercetti a hard time, asshole!
*I need something to eat.
*Gimme some food, pal.
*Whatever, I'm starving.
*I'm hungry, man, feed me.
*I'm hungry here.
*Hey pal, you serving or hanging out? Food.
*Food, pal. Please, anything.
*I'll have the special.
====Picking Up Money====
*You've gotta get a better job.
*It's only money.
*I still need pocket money, pal.
*What are you going to do?!
*These ain't friendly streets.
*That all you got?
*You don't need it anyhow.
*Now I'm robbing you, moron.
*Who do you think I am?
*'Ya piss me off, 'ya gotta pay!
*You were hardly worth robbing.
*I might aswell take this now!
*You cheap bastard.
*I'm sorry but I need that.
====Picking Up A Prostitute====
*Sweetheart! What's your name?
*How you doing?
*You'll do, baby.
*You from Vice City, baby?
*Let's... go somewhere more private.
====Threatening With A Firearm====
*Do not annoy me.
*I do this for a living, pal.
*Don't make me.
*Give it up!
*Don't mess with me.
*Do we have a problem here?
*Let's settle this like men: With guns.
*You want me to share this with you?
*You wanna piece of this, moron?
*You want this?
*You think I'm fooling around?
*You don't wanna know me, pal.
*I ain't a big mouth no balls kinda guy.
*Do you think I'm a jerk?!
*You think prison reforms people, mister?
*You think you can push me around?
*Look at me, asshole.
*You think your something special?
*I ain't taking any crap from you.
*You know how much worse this can get?
*You don't have to die.
*C'mon, stay calm.
*You seen one of these before?
*Don't be an idiot.
*I'm pointing a gun at you, pal.
*I ain't kidding around.
*Now don't make this any worse!
*Make a move, I DARE YOU.
====With A Prostitute====
*I've been in prison a ''long ''time.
*Let's do some business.
*Call me Tommy darling and make yourself comfortable.
*It's always work, work, work. Never any fun.
*Ever heard of Tommy Vercetti, sweetheart? You will..
*Alright, baby. Make yourself at home.
*Hey, watch the suit, man!
*What hardware have we got?
*Don't push the Mario man.
*I never asked your sister out, man!
*Looking hot today, man!
*Hey, hey, it's Mr. V!
*Tommy, man, your gonna ''love'' this.
*I got those clothes you wanted.