Samantha Muldoon

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Samantha Muldoon is a celebrity in Grand Theft Auto IV. At the very beginning of the game, she is married (her fourth marriage) to Kirk Simplex for a mere twenty minutes. Their marriage ceremony cost $50 million, featured her thirteen foreign children in heritage costumes, and A-Z List magazine paying $15 million for exclusive coverage.

After her failed marriage, Muldoon switched religions three times in one week (from Buddhism to Kabbalah to Epsilon). She has fourteen adopted children from various countries, the most recent is a baby from Sub-Saharan Africa which she returned due to its constant crying; Another child, "Wave", who had grown to be eight years old and was given a faux-hawk, wasn't seen for some time and was probably sent home as well.


Wave is meant to parody Angelina Jolie's child Maddox, as well as both Muldoon's religious experiences and children are drawn from Madonna. Her extravegant wedding is based on Lakshmi Mittal's daughter's wedding, and a strikingly similar supermodel-banker match, Aleksandra and Andrey Melnichenko. Paying millions of dollars to photograph weddings is a common practice by OK! Magazine.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Muldoon

First Name: Samantha

Age: 26

Place of Birth: Los Santos

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2003 - Driving While Intoxicated
  • 2006 - Driving While Intoxicated


  • Famous pop singer.
  • Engaged to hedge fund mogul, Kirk Simplex.
  • Controversy surrounds the "adoption" of her 13 children from developing nations.

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