A History of Liberty City

History Of Liberty City

A History of Liberty City is a documentary that is aired 24/7 in GTA IV which explains the history of Liberty City on TV from the colonial age through the Civil War. Liberty City's history nearly parallel's New York City's history. The show is sponsored by the Bank of Liberty and Public Broadcasting Corporation.

Colonial Era

Liberty City used to be a remote Dutch trading post. On September 4, 1609, Horatio Humbolt, an English explorer hired by the Dutch to find a new place to sell weed, steered his ship into the mouth of a river coincidentally named the Humbolt by the local natives (based on Humbolt's writings). The river was already polluted by the natives expelling waste into the river. This justified the genocide and larceny on the natives.

Liberty City was founded by the Dutch, who preached about liberal values but really cared about pimping women and getting high and were probably the first rappers. They wanted to find a place where they could party and kill people. Unlike other cities in the New World that were founded to promote religious intolerance, Liberty City was founded so Europeans can get rich off of other people's work. The natives were savages, wearing little clothes, but they were dealt with.

Liberty City quickly expanded its ego and learned to hate everyone else. It proclaimed itself the capital of the world. Advertisements were sent to Europe promising settlers a new life in a new city that has 24-hour convenience stores, roller coasters, and entertaining nightly hangings.

Europe wanted to come to see what freedom is really like. When they arrived they were aghast in America's new pastime. The city spread and chose an island in the bay which they called Algonquin.

In 1625 the first ships of slaves arrived to give the Americans, nearly free from Europe, to focus on the important things in life.