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*'''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8'''
*'''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8'''
:2 Doors, Maual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
:2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
:Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
:Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
:Electric windows, Cream leather, Rear spoiler and ABS.
:Electric windows, Cream leather, Rear spoiler and ABS.
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:- '''$62,995'''
:- '''$62,995'''


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
[[Auto Eroticar]]
[[Auto Eroticar]]
[[Category: Websites]]
[[Category: Websites]]

Revision as of 06:03, 2 May 2010

The Home Page of Autoeroticar.com

Autoeroticar.com is an online website in GTA IV, and is loosely based off of Auto-Trader.com. The name of the website and the company it represents comes from Auto-Erotica meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e. masterbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses alot of sexual inuendo and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public.

The website is available through the homepage website Eyefind.info, under 'Autos'.

The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink Feltzer) can actually be called, but not until a certain mission. Contrary to many people's beliefs, Brucie is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website in any way.

There is also a showroom and dealership in Lockoski Avenue, Alderney. It has a array of random cars parked outside at the car lot, and attempting to steal one of them will result in a one-star wanted level. Oddly, if you park your own car in the yard, get out and get back in, you will still get a one-star wanted level.

According to the website: AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realise the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive.

If you are an AutoEroticar customer:

You shave with the Excelsior Extreme 9 razor.

You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks.

You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat.

Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different.

We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together.

Cars For Sale

The website has a total of 7 cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows:

4 Doors, Manual, 26,000 miles, Metallic Turquise,
12 months parts and labor warranty. Insurance.
0% Deposit finance available. Ask Derek for full quotation.
Licensed credit broker. Written details available.
CALL - 265-555-2423


2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
Electric windows, Cream leather, Rear spoiler and ABS.
- $130,995


Air conditioning, Alarm, Body colored bumpers, Driver's airbag,
Electric door mirrors, 1 previous owner, CD/cassette, mint condition,
All enquiries / viewing must be between 8am and 9pm.
CALL - 662-555-0147


  • 2001 Banshee 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT
Adjustable seats, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
CD player, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows,
Full Servive history, Leather upholstery, Immobilizer.
CALL - 265-555-2423


Stunning black metallic, alloys, front driving lamps,
Full electrics, CD player, Central locking,
Exceptional condition throughout.
- $42,999


Automatic, 37,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
Air-Conditioning, ABS, Alloy wheels, Cruise control,
Fullservice history, Leather seats.
CALL - 265-555-2423


Automatic, Diesel, 8,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
Leather seats, ABS, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
CD multichanger, Cruise Control, Heated seats,
Multi function steering wheel, Navigation system,
Park distance control.
- $62,995

See Also

Auto Eroticar