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'''Autoeroticar.com''' is an online website in [[GTA IV]]; the official website of the [[Auto Eroticar]] dealership. The site may be loosely based off of [http://www.auto-trader.com Auto-Trader.com]. The name of the website and the company it represents come from [[wp:autoerotica|autoerotica]], meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses alot of sexual inuendo and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public.
[[File:Autoeroticar.com-GTAIV-homepage.png|thumb|310px|The home page of www.autoeroticar.com]]
'''www.autoeroticar.com''' is an online website in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]; the official website of the [[Auto Eroticar]] dealership. The site may be loosely based off of [http://www.auto-trader.com Auto-Trader.com]. The name of the website and the company it represents come from [[wp:autoerotica|autoerotica]], meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses many sexual innuendos and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public.


The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info]], under 'Autos'.
The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info|www.eyefind.info]], under "Autos".


The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a [[I'll Take Her...|certain mission]]. Contrary to many people's beliefs, [[Brucie Kibbutz]] is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website in any way.
The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a [[I'll Take Her|certain mission]]. Contrary to many people's beliefs, [[Brucie Kibbutz]] is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website, although he does have an advert there for [[Bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com|his website]].


According to the website "''AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realise the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive''". The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer:
According to the website:
{{quote
|AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realize the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive.
}}The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer:
{{quote|
*You shave with the [[Excelsior]] Extreme 9 razor.
*You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks.
*You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat.
*Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different.
*We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together.
}}
== Car profiles ==
The website has a total of seven cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows:


*"''You shave with the [[Excelsior]] Extreme 9 razor''".
* '''2004 [[Presidente]] 4.5L V10'''
*"''You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks''".
*"''You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat''".
*"''Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different''".
*"''We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together''".
 
==Cars For Sale==
The website has a total of 7 cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows:
 
*'''2004 [[Presidente]] 4.5L V10'''


:4 Doors, Manual, 26,000 miles, Metallic Turquise,
:4 Doors, Manual, 26,000 miles, Metallic Turquise,
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:'''CALL - 265-555-2423'''
:'''CALL - 265-555-2423'''


*'''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8'''
* '''2001 [[Turismo]] 4.0L Quad Cam V8'''
:2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
:2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
:Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
:Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
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:- '''$130,995'''
:- '''$130,995'''


*'''2003 [[Feltzer]] 3.8L Supercharged V8'''
* '''2003 [[Feltzer]] 3.8L Supercharged V8'''
:Air conditioning, Alarm, Body colored bumpers, Driver's airbag,
:Air conditioning, Alarm, Body colored bumpers, Driver's airbag,
:Electric door mirrors, 1 previous owner, CD/cassette, mint condition,
:Electric door mirrors, 1 previous owner, CD/cassette, mint condition,
:All enquiries / viewing must be between 8am and 9pm.
:All inquiries / viewing must be between 8am and 9pm.


:'''CALL - 662-555-0147'''
:'''CALL - 662-555-0147'''


*'''2001 [[Banshee]] 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT'''
* '''2001 [[Banshee]] 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT'''
:Adjustable seats, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
:Adjustable seats, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
:CD player, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows,
:CD player, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows,
:Full Servive history, Leather upholstery, Immobilizer.
:Full Service history, Leather upholstery, Immobilizer.


:'''CALL - 265-555-2423'''
:'''CALL - 265-555-2423'''


*'''2003 [[Intruder]] 4.3L V8 Limited'''
* '''2003 [[Intruder]] 4.3L V8 Limited'''
:Stunning black metallic, alloys, front driving lamps,
:Stunning black metallic, alloys, front driving lamps,
:Full electrics, CD player, Central locking,
:Full electrics, CD player, Central locking,
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:- '''$42,999'''
:- '''$42,999'''


*'''2001 [[Schafter]] 6.5L V12 SC'''
* '''2001 [[Schafter]] 6.5L V12 SC'''
:Automatic, 37,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
:Automatic, 37,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
:Air-Conditioning, ABS, Alloy wheels, Cruise control,
:Air-Conditioning, ABS, Alloy wheels, Cruise control,
:Fullservice history, Leather seats.
:Full service history, Leather seats.


: '''CALL - 265-555-2423'''
: '''CALL - 265-555-2423'''


*'''2006 [[PMP 600]]ci V8 Semi'''
* '''2006 [[PMP 600]]ci V8 Semi'''
:Automatic, Diesel, 8,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
:Automatic, Diesel, 8,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
:Leather seats, ABS, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
:Leather seats, ABS, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
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:- '''$62,995'''
:- '''$62,995'''
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Latest revision as of 15:29, 2 February 2014

The home page of www.autoeroticar.com

www.autoeroticar.com is an online website in Grand Theft Auto IV; the official website of the Auto Eroticar dealership. The site may be loosely based off of Auto-Trader.com. The name of the website and the company it represents come from autoerotica, meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses many sexual innuendos and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public.

The website is available through the homepage website www.eyefind.info, under "Autos".

The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink Feltzer) can actually be called, but not until a certain mission. Contrary to many people's beliefs, Brucie Kibbutz is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website, although he does have an advert there for his website.

According to the website:

AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realize the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive.


The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer:

  • You shave with the Excelsior Extreme 9 razor.
  • You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks.
  • You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat.
  • Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different.
  • We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together.


Car profiles

The website has a total of seven cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows:

4 Doors, Manual, 26,000 miles, Metallic Turquise,
12 months parts and labor warranty. Insurance.
0% Deposit finance available. Ask Derek for full quotation.
Licensed credit broker. Written details available.
CALL - 265-555-2423
2 Doors, Manual 5 Speed, Petrol, 26,000 miles, Rosso Red,
Adjustable seats, Alloy wheels, CD Player, Central locking,
Electric windows, Cream leather, Rear spoiler and ABS.
- $130,995
Air conditioning, Alarm, Body colored bumpers, Driver's airbag,
Electric door mirrors, 1 previous owner, CD/cassette, mint condition,
All inquiries / viewing must be between 8am and 9pm.
CALL - 662-555-0147
  • 2001 Banshee 300ci V8 Twin Turbo GT
Adjustable seats, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
CD player, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows,
Full Service history, Leather upholstery, Immobilizer.
CALL - 265-555-2423
Stunning black metallic, alloys, front driving lamps,
Full electrics, CD player, Central locking,
Exceptional condition throughout.
- $42,999
Automatic, 37,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
Air-Conditioning, ABS, Alloy wheels, Cruise control,
Full service history, Leather seats.
CALL - 265-555-2423
Automatic, Diesel, 8,000 miles, Metallic Silver,
Leather seats, ABS, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels,
CD multichanger, Cruise Control, Heated seats,
Multi function steering wheel, Navigation system,
Park distance control.
- $62,995