Bull in a China Shop/Script

The following is a script of the mission Bull in a China Shop in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Mel: Ah, fuck you! You're a bunch of pussies and fags.

Mickey: Nice.

Mel: I'm going back to the meetings.

Mickey: Good.

Mel: I'm going to be somebody!

Mickey: Yeah, yeah. See you later, Mel.

Mel: You always were an asshole, Mickey...

Mickey: Hey! What where you're going.

(Mel stumbles into Niko and Niko pushes him down)

Niko: Hey!

Mickey: I tried to tell ya.

Mel: Fuck you...

Niko: Excuse me.

(Niko walks to Vlad who is with Ivan)

Vlad: So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again?

Niko: Big mouth prick.

Vlad: Very catchy, sit down. Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy.

Niko: I try.

Vlad: Yes... and this once, I let you take the shit out of me.

Niko: Take the shit?

Vlad: Yes, mickey about.

Niko: I don't understand.

Vlad: People who fuck with me get fucked with!

Niko: Okay, fine. Calm down.

Vlad: Whatever, some old man not paid me in months, and I'm not kind of person who is treated this way. Old bastard owns a china shop on Camden Avenue in Dukes. Here you go... Don't hurt him. Just teach him a lesson.

Niko: I don't need a bat to teach a lesson.

Dialogue

(Niko goes to the store)

Niko: Hey, let me in. You owe Vlad protection money, old man.

Shop owner: Big Vlad and his protection money. I so scared. What I need protection from?

Niko: You think this door is going to save your shop? There's shit I can break out here.

Shop owner: Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money.

Failing the mission

Shop owner is killed

Niko: Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead.

Vlad: Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now you cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.