Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Script

The following is the script from the mission "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Niko Bellic: What's wrong?

Gerald McReary: There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is everything is together. The bad news? It ain't gonna make a blind bit of difference to me.

Niko Bellic: Uh? What do you mean?

Gerald McReary: Do you want me to spell it out?

Niko Bellic: No, I guess not.

Gerald McReary: Thanks. Packie will give you a call and explain. The ex-boyfriend of your girl, he's gonna agree to the divorce terms. Unfortunately, it turns out he wasn't our only problem. Some other crap has turned up. I don't think I'll be getting out anytime soon. Been a great laugh. Look after yourself. Yeah.

Patrick McReary: Niko, me and Gracie is waiting for you just off Frankfort Avenue in Northwood. Looks like our joyful time with her is coming to an end.

Niko Bellic: That's a fucking tragedy. We should throw her a goodbye party.

Patrick McReary: That's the plan. Hopefully someone might bring a big present for us to this shindig as well. Maybe a big bag of diamonds will help us get over the pain of losing her. We're waiting for ya, man.

Niko Bellic: Hey, man.

Patrick McReary: Alright, Niko. The exchange is over on Charge Island at the water treatment plant.

Niko Bellic: Packie, my man. How are you and Gracie getting on?

Patrick McReary: Like a house on fire, ain't that right, Gracie?

Gracie Ancelotti: You fucking bastards.

Patrick McReary: See, she was just telling me how much she loved me. What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?

Gracie Ancelotti: I fucking hate the both of you.

Patrick McReary: Gracie, watch your mouth. Niko is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about him.

Gracie Ancelotti: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Patrick McReary: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for him, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Niko here. He's got his uses.

Gracie Ancelotti: I'll give you some fucking uses.

Patrick McReary: That's right, he is definitely a bad influence on me.

Gracie Ancelotti: Motherfucker.

Gay Tony: Gracie, you alright? The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?

Patrick McReary: She can't speak. We got a gag in her mouth.

Gay Tony: Give her back, you animals. She's suffered enough.

Patrick McReary: Hand over the stuff.

Gay Tony: Hand over Gracie! I'm here for you, sweetie.

Patrick McReary: Hand over the fucking stuff!

Niko Bellic: Alright, calm down. Both of you.

Luis Fernando Lopez: We put the ice in the middle, we walk back. Then you send over the girl. We leave and you pick up the stuff. Entiende?

Niko Bellic: Sure, show us the goods.

Gay Tony: Come back to me, honey.

Niko Bellic: Let her go.

(Packie releases Gracie and she leaves with Tony and Luis. Bulgarin arrives at the scene)

Ray Bulgarin: Niko Bellic, how is it that whenever something is stolen from me you are not far away?

Niko Bellic: I have never stolen anything from you, Mr. Bulgarin.

Ray Bulgarin: These men. The big faggot and his Dominican bitch, they stole my diamonds. And you have been trying to rob the thieves. To rob me. Kill them all!

(Bulgarin leaves and his men attack Niko and Packie)

Patrick McReary: I don't care what you did to that man, but we ain't leaving here without them diamonds.

Patrick McReary: I think I know who's got the ice. Follow me.

(Niko and Packie fight their way through Bulgarin's men)

(Niko and Packie corner the guy with the ice)

Patrick McReary: Give us that fucking ice, you're trapped. We'll let you go if you give 'em up.

Russian Goon: I'm screwed either way. If I don't give you the diamonds, you kill me here and you take 'em. I do give you the diamonds, Mr. Bulgarin kills me later. Don't nobody having them. Screw all of you!

Niko Bellic (in Serbian): Fucked up, as usual!

Patrick McReary: You selfish piece of cocksucking shit!

(Niko and Packie kill the goon)

Patrick McReary: Serves you right, you selfish cocksucking piece of shit.

Patrick McReary: Shit, I don't wanna spend another minute in this crap-hole, let's get outta here.