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'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' is a | {{infobox character| | ||
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|name = Ernesto Asaltacunas | |||
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|status = Alive | |||
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|pob = Santa Clara, [[Cuba]] | |||
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|home = Santa Clara, Cuba<br />[[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] | |||
|nationality = Cuba | |||
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|affiliations = [[Liberty City Swingers]] <small>(pitcher)</small> | |||
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|businesses = Baseball player | |||
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'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' (born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]]) is a character in the [[HD Universe]] mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. He is a baseball player for the [[Liberty City Swingers]]. | |||
==Character history== | |||
Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]], moved to [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] at some point prior to [[2008]] when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty City Swingers]] baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In [[2005]] he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely [[drugs|steroids]]). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers. | |||
==LCPD Database information== | |||
'''Surname''': Asaltacunas | |||
'''First Name''': Ernesto | |||
'''Age''': 27 | |||
'''Place of Birth''': Santa Clara, Cuba | |||
'''Affiliations''': N/A | |||
'''Criminal Record''': | |||
*2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor | |||
*2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids | |||
'''Notes''': | |||
*Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers. | |||
*History of dating very young girls. | |||
*Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. | |||
*Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped. | |||
*Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. | |||
==Trivia== | |||
*Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [[:wp:Jose Canseco|Jose]] and [[:wp:Ozzie Canseco|Ozzie Canseco]], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in [[2005]] after he accused [[:wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography. | |||
*Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia. | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:11, 20 February 2014
Ernesto Asaltacunas | |
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Appearances | GTA IV |
Full Name | Ernesto Asaltacunas |
Status |
Alive |
Gender | Gender::Male |
Place of Birth | Santa Clara, Cuba |
Nationality | Cuban |
Home |
Santa Clara, Cuba Liberty City |
Main Affiliations | Liberty City Swingers (pitcher) |
Businesses | Baseball player |
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Ernesto Asaltacunas (born in Santa Clara, Cuba) is a character in the HD Universe mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a baseball player for the Liberty City Swingers.
Character history
Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, moved to Liberty City at some point prior to 2008 when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the Liberty City Swingers baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In 2005 he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers.
LCPD Database information
Surname: Asaltacunas
First Name: Ernesto
Age: 27
Place of Birth: Santa Clara, Cuba
Affiliations: N/A
Criminal Record:
- 2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
- 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids
Notes:
- Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
- History of dating very young girls.
- Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
- Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
- Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.
Trivia
- Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
- Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia.