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== Script ==
 
== Script ==
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'''Niko''': Florian, open the door. '''Don't be a fag.'''
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Florian, open the door. '''Don't be a fag.'''
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'''Bernie''': '''Speak English.''' And I told you, it's Bernie.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': '''Speak English.''' And I told you, it's Bernie.
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'''Niko''': Then Bernie, open the door. What's going on?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Then Bernie, open the door. What's going on?
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'''Bernie''': Come in, come in. The haters are trying to kill me... I can't stand it. I won't stand it... it's not fair. I'm just being me!
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Come in, come in. The haters are trying to kill me... I can't stand it. I won't stand it... it's not fair. I'm just being me!
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'''Niko''': Bernie! What are you talking about?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Bernie! What are you talking about?
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'''Bernie''': I came to this country to be myself... to get away from small minded, angry macho pricks...
  
'''Bernie Crane''': I came to this country to be myself... to get away from small minded, angry macho pricks...
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'''Niko''': Oh, like me?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Oh, like me?
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'''Bernie''': Yes! Well, no. Well you know what I mean. It was hardly the most progressive place. How does my hair look?
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Yes! Well, no. Well you know what I mean. It was hardly the most progressive place. How does my hair look?
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'''Niko''': Fine.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Fine.
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'''Bernie''': I put a rinse in. Tawdry Night.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': I put a rinse in. Tawdry Night.
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'''Niko''': Nice.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Nice.
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'''Bernie''': Bryce found some gray hairs. If he leaves me, I'll kill myself.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Bryce found some gray hairs. If he leaves me, I'll kill myself.
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'''Niko''': Forget about your hair, Florian.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Forget about your hair, Florian.
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'''Bernie''': Bernie!
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Bernie!
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'''Niko ''': I mean Bernie. What's the problem?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': I mean Bernie. What's the problem?
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'''Bernie''': Someone is threatening to kill me. Every time I go out jogging, and doing aerobics or playing ultimate disc, some guy comes up and threatens me. He's loco!
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Someone is threatening to kill me. Every time I go out jogging, and doing aerobics or playing ultimate disc, some guy comes up and threatens me. He's loco!
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'''Niko''': Why is he threatening you?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Why is he threatening you?
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'''Bernie''': Because... I think just because I'm fabulous.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Because... I think just because I'm fabulous.
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'''Niko''': What?
  
'''Niko Bellic''': What?
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'''Bernie''': I keep thinking I'm being followed, and I don't know why. I'm a prisoner in my own home.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': I keep thinking I'm being followed, and I don't know why. I'm a prisoner in my own home.
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'''Niko''': Okay, Bernie, let's go out and have a look.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Okay, Bernie, let's go out and have a look.
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'''Bernie''': Ooo! I am so glad you've come back into my life.
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Ooo! I am so glad you've come back into my life.
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'''Niko''': That's cool. But listen... you and I don't know each other.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': That's cool. But listen... you and I don't know each other.
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'''Bernie''': How can you say that? I thought you were different!
  
'''Bernie Crane''': How can you say that? I thought you were different!
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'''Niko''': Because we want this guy to attack you. Come on.
  
'''Niko Bellic''': Because we want this guy to attack you. Come on.
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'''Bernie''': Oh!
  
'''Bernie Crane''': Oh!
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[[Category:GTA IV Scripts]]
[[Category:Scripts]]
 

Revision as of 16:39, 11 August 2014

The following are dialog and mission scripts as seen during "Hating the Haters" in Grand Theft Auto IV. Dialogue spoken in Serbian is written in bold.

Script

Niko: Florian, open the door. Don't be a fag.

Bernie: Speak English. And I told you, it's Bernie.

Niko: Then Bernie, open the door. What's going on?

Bernie: Come in, come in. The haters are trying to kill me... I can't stand it. I won't stand it... it's not fair. I'm just being me!

Niko: Bernie! What are you talking about?

Bernie: I came to this country to be myself... to get away from small minded, angry macho pricks...

Niko: Oh, like me?

Bernie: Yes! Well, no. Well you know what I mean. It was hardly the most progressive place. How does my hair look?

Niko: Fine.

Bernie: I put a rinse in. Tawdry Night.

Niko: Nice.

Bernie: Bryce found some gray hairs. If he leaves me, I'll kill myself.

Niko: Forget about your hair, Florian.

Bernie: Bernie!

Niko : I mean Bernie. What's the problem?

Bernie: Someone is threatening to kill me. Every time I go out jogging, and doing aerobics or playing ultimate disc, some guy comes up and threatens me. He's loco!

Niko: Why is he threatening you?

Bernie: Because... I think just because I'm fabulous.

Niko: What?

Bernie: I keep thinking I'm being followed, and I don't know why. I'm a prisoner in my own home.

Niko: Okay, Bernie, let's go out and have a look.

Bernie: Ooo! I am so glad you've come back into my life.

Niko: That's cool. But listen... you and I don't know each other.

Bernie: How can you say that? I thought you were different!

Niko: Because we want this guy to attack you. Come on.

Bernie: Oh!