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'''Hookers Hit it Big''' is an article found in the [[Vice City Inquirer]] of [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]].


Two of [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City's]] favorite [[Prostitutes|streetwalkers]] hit it big in the new Vice City Lotto Scratch Off Jackpot last week.


Hookers Hit it Big is a article in the Vice City Inquirer ==Article==
Two of [[Vice City|Vice City's]] favorite [[Prostitutes|streetwalkers]] hit it big in the new Vice City Lotto Scratch Off Jackpot last week.
The two women who give their names as [[Mystique]] and [[Destiny]], reportedly purchased the winning ticket together
The two women who give their names as [[Mystique]] and [[Destiny]], reportedly purchased the winning ticket together
from a local convience store,where they were purchasing beauty and personal hygiene products. "It was just stuff we buy all the time
from a local convenience store,where they were purchasing beauty and personal hygiene products. "It was just stuff we buy all the time
mouthwash, microwave burritos, and lotto tickets."Mystique, 18 years old and a resident of downtown Vice City, reported to the inquirer.
mouthwash, microwave burritos, and lotto tickets."Mystique, 18 years old and a resident of downtown Vice City, reported to the inquirer.
But as quickly as they won, the money was spent.Two weeks later both the women were right back on the streets. "It's not like I could retire off of it. I knew I wasn't going to be quitting my job. it's what I love to do.
But as quickly as they won, the money was spent.Two weeks later both the women were right back on the streets. "It's not like I could retire off of it. I knew I wasn't going to be quitting my job. it's what I love to do.
Besides, my [[Pimp|manager]] told me a lot of guys would want to meet a millionare. But don't worry, the money won't change me.
Besides, my [[Pimp|manager]] told me a lot of guys would want to meet a millionaire. But don't worry, the money won't change me.
I plan on giving back to those less fortunate than me." Mystique claims to have spent the money on spa visits, tube tops,
I plan on giving back to those less fortunate than me." Mystique claims to have spent the money on spa visits, tube tops,
a walkman for those long hours on the job, and massive amounts of [[Drugs|pharmaceuticals]] for various unnamed maladies. Destiny was unavailble for comment
a walkman for those long hours on the job, and massive amounts of [[Drugs|pharmaceuticals]] for various unnamed maladies. Destiny was unavailable for comment.
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Latest revision as of 15:36, 7 August 2012

Hookers Hit it Big is an article found in the Vice City Inquirer of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.

Two of Vice City's favorite streetwalkers hit it big in the new Vice City Lotto Scratch Off Jackpot last week.

The two women who give their names as Mystique and Destiny, reportedly purchased the winning ticket together from a local convenience store,where they were purchasing beauty and personal hygiene products. "It was just stuff we buy all the time mouthwash, microwave burritos, and lotto tickets."Mystique, 18 years old and a resident of downtown Vice City, reported to the inquirer. But as quickly as they won, the money was spent.Two weeks later both the women were right back on the streets. "It's not like I could retire off of it. I knew I wasn't going to be quitting my job. it's what I love to do. Besides, my manager told me a lot of guys would want to meet a millionaire. But don't worry, the money won't change me. I plan on giving back to those less fortunate than me." Mystique claims to have spent the money on spa visits, tube tops, a walkman for those long hours on the job, and massive amounts of pharmaceuticals for various unnamed maladies. Destiny was unavailable for comment.