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(''Albanians see Roman's taxi'')
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'''Albanian''': That is hi cab, the fat Roman must be in there.
'''Albanian''': That is his cab, the fat Roman must be in there.


(''Niko calls Roman'')
(''Niko calls Roman'')

Revision as of 15:51, 27 June 2013

The following is the sript for the mission "It's Your Call" in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Mission Script

Roman [to radio]: Come on, big guy - either do some work or get out of here. We don't need jokers.

Radio: Screw you.

Roman: [to radio] Screw you! [to Mallorie] Baby... when I look into your eyes, it means something. I see little Romans, I see little Mallories, I see stars, I see angels. In my homeland we have a saying...

Radio: Yeah, we got one too. You're a fag!

Roman: Shit... [drops the radio]

Mal: Jesus, Roman, you fuckin' idiota. How can I take you seriously?

Niko: [enters] Very difficult, I think... Hello, Roman! Hello, Miss...

Roman: Mallorie, this is my cousin I tell you about, Niko...

Mal: Hi.

Roman: Niko, this is Mallorie, the beautiful girl I tell you about... See? Not everything I tell you was bullshit.

Mal: I bet most of it was.

Roman: Hey!

Mal: I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.

Niko: Thank you.

Roman: This is the woman that I'm going to marry!

Mal: Huh! Whatever you say.

Vlad: [enters] I thought you were going to marry me, baby?

Mal: Hey, Vlad.

Roman: Hey... Vlad... great! You're fuckin' crazy, man.

Vlad: You should lose a few pounds - otherwise this beautiful lady is going to leave you.

Roman: I know... I'm a fat prick, what can I do?

Vlad: Pay your debts?

Roman: I... I will do man. We spoke of this.

Vlad: No, we didn't speak. You spoke then you say your phone out of batteries. You treat me like a bitch.

Roman: Never! I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch, eh?

Vlad: I guess it's true... the beautiful women do like the guys with the funny sense of humor. Ho ho. I'm laughing.

Roman: I'll get you the money.

Vlad: I know. And Roman... tell this fucking yokel here if he doesn't stop staring at me, I'll have his head chopped off and put a film of it on the internet! [exits]

Mal: Ouch...

Roman: Ah... all good... great...

Mal: Hah! Yeah, fantastic! Look, say what you like, but at least that guy knows how to speak to a lady.

Roman: Yes, he's all charm. Come on Niko, let's go. Darling... I'll see you later. I've got to take my cousin around some more, get him settled...

Mission dialogue

Roman: Niko, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.

Niko: Doing some home improvements, Roman? You going to build this mansion you tell me about?

Roman: No, funny guy - we going to get money. In America you need money to do anything. You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town. Nightclubs... women... titties...

Niko: You can play, right? You are good at this game?

Roman: I am the best. I kick all the asses that play me. They call me the Janitor.

Niko: Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.

Roman: Funny. No! I'm the Janitor because I always clean up. I always win, get it?

Niko: The Janitor. Sure. I seriously hope your cards are better than your nicknames.

Roman: Only problem is I'm playing with some money I'm meant to give to these Albanian scumbags. Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?

Niko: We got loan sharks after us? Roman? What's going on?

Roman: After me, and it doesn't matter anyway. When I've played this game I'll have enough money to pay them back ten times. They're wimps anyway.

(Niko drives to the gambling den)

Roman: Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up. Shit, I almost forgot. I'm giving you my old phone, my new number's in there. Call me if some Albanians show up in some shitty beige Willard. Those are the guys I owe money to. Do not hurt them, I know what you are like, Niko Bellic.

Niko: You and your debts, Roman. Always the same. Never change.

(Niko waits outside and gets a phone call from Roman)

Niko: It's all quiet out here Roman, you winning? Please say yes.

Roman: Don't worry I'm getting so many bullets it's like I'm an AK. We're cool.

(Albanians show up)

Niko: Here are the loan sharks, of course.

(Albanians see Roman's taxi)

Albanian: That is his cab, the fat Roman must be in there.

(Niko calls Roman)

Niko: Cousin - two guys are going in the store. I think they are the loan sharks you speak of.

Roman: Shit, I'm down.

Niko: You better get out of there.

Roman: Alright, alright I'm coming.

(Roman gets in the car and the Albanians run out of the store)

Roman: Shit, Niko, it's them, they must have been told I was here.

Albanian: You cannot run from us forever, Mr. Roman.

Roman: Remember, do not hurt the loan sharks. The debt will just increase. Get us back to the depot, quick!

(Niko loses the loan sharks)

Niko: Alright cousin, I'll lose them. Not so tough now.

Roman: Just like the old days, eh?

Niko: In the old days we were dodging bombs, not loan sharks.

Roman: Just drive. Leave the funny comments to me. Hey, they have stopped following us. Clearly they are too scared of what I could do to them. Do you think they saw me?

Niko: Of course they saw you. I mean... you're a very distinctive man Roman.

Roman: That is why the ladies love me. Fuck those shylocks, they'll get their money. They just have to wait.

Niko: We should stand up to them. Where is your pride.

Roman: Niko, you're new. You don't understand the way things work.

Niko: Oh yeah?

Roman: We're at the bottom of the ladder man. These thugs push us around. But they are not to be feared. It is the Russian mobsters, Vlad's bosses, that run everything. Be careful of them.

Niko: You tell me to behave, Mr. Janitor? If you understand it all, where is the money?

Roman: I lost it this time, but when I go back the last thing they will expect is for me to take everything. Then I really will clean up.

Niko: I will believe when I see, Roman.

Other dialogue

Niko exits the car

Roman: Get in the car.

Roman: Get in.

Roman: Come on, get in.

Roman: In the car, come on.

Roman: Hey, get in, quick.

Niko exits after leaving the store

Roman: Get in.

Roman: Get in the fucking car.