Kerry McIntosh

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Kerry McIntosh is a character in Grand Theft Auto IV and The Ballad of Gay Tony. She is a 23 year old supermodel from San Fierro with a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She is a parody of both supermodel Kate Moss and singer Britney Spears (particularly her 2007 meltdown).

She has been arrested twice, once in 2006 for a DWI (Driving While Intoxicated) and also in 2007 for possession of cocaine. She had a reality show sponsored by Salivex, who pulled down its ads due to the lack of breakdowns on camera. After her agent told her the news, she ran naked through the freeway while pulling out her hair.

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Kerry's highway breakdown

In The Ballad of Gay Tony, during one Club Management session, Luis has to drive to Bohan to the Iron Belly Deli to pick up a take-out order and return the food to the Hercules gay bar for Ms. McIntosh. During this errand, Ms. McIntosh's personal assistant Danni calls Luis multiple times en route to the club, checking on the order. If the player takes too long to deliver, Ms. McIntosh finds a pizzeria in Alderney, much to the frustration of Luis, who went through all that trouble for nothing.

Meltdowns of hers that caught the eye of paparazzi include the highway breakdown pictured above, crashing her car into a Wigwam Burger (bloggers joked that it was the closest she'd been to food in years; she had just checked herself out of rehab, had easy access to drugs and alcohol, and wanted to sue the clinic for being ineffective), and chasing a bathroom-peeping paparazzi away from her townhouse wielding a kitchen knife.

LCPD Database information

Surname: McIntosh

First Name: Kerry

Age: 23

Place of Birth: San Fierro

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2006 - Driving While Intoxicated
  • 2007 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine

Notes:

  • Famous supermodel.
  • History of drug and alcohol abuse in recent years.