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'''Kirk Simplex''' is a | |image = KirkSimplex-GTAIV.png | ||
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|name = Kirk Simplex | |||
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|status = Alive | |||
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|nationality = United States | |||
|family = [[Samantha Muldoon]] (<small>ex-wife</small>) | |||
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|occupation = Hedge fund manager | |||
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'''Kirk Simplex''' is a character in the [[HD Universe]] who is mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. | |||
==Character history== | |||
Kirk Simplex is, in [[2008]], a hedge fund manager who made [[Money|$]]3 billion in 2008 alone. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic [[United Kingdom|English]] castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases. | |||
==Trivia== | |||
*His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock [[:wp:Britney Spears#2004-2007: Compilation albums, personal struggles and Blackout|Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage]] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers. | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:01, 9 December 2014
| Kirk Simplex | |
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| Appearances | GTA IV |
| Full Name | Kirk Simplex |
| Status |
Alive |
| Gender | Gender::Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Family | Samantha Muldoon (ex-wife) |
| Occupation | Hedge fund manager |
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Kirk Simplex is a character in the HD Universe who is mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Character history
Kirk Simplex is, in 2008, a hedge fund manager who made $3 billion in 2008 alone. He married Samantha Muldoon, which lasted twenty minutes. He once bought eight different historic English castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.
Trivia
- His marriage to Samantha Muldoon, along with other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, is possibly meant to mock Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers.