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==[[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]==
==[[Pedestrian_Dialogue_in_GTA_Liberty_City_Stories|Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]==
===Paramedics===
*No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.
*Check his wallet.
 
===Police===
'''When shooting'''
*Aim for his head!
*Aim for his spine!
*Aim for his nuts!
*Aim for his rectum!
*No judge no jury!
*It's the justice!
*I'm opening fire!
*I ain't asking for it again!
*This is going to end right now!
'''When punching'''
*Check it I'm tougher than you.
*Think you can beat me?
*You'll wake up in a cell!
*You wanna rock huh?
*You want some nightstick?
'''pushed'''
*Use your damn eye.
*Have respect for the law!
*Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!
'''Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser'''
*Don't make me arrest ya pal
 
===FBI===
*Opening fire! Opening fire!
*You were asking for it!
 
===Police Helicopter===
*LCPD!
*This is LCPD!
*Hold it right there!
*Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!
*You just got my buddy! GAAH!
*You are a sitting duck buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)
*Running a marathon, buddy? STAY DOWN!
*I got this person in my sight!
*See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!
*Says something about Toni in the movie '[[The Mainframe]]'.
 
===Leone Family===
'''random dialog'''
*Hey, family's family. You know?
*What? Do I amuse you?
*You ever tried the sausages at ?
*Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
'''pushed'''
*You'd better learn some respect there, junior.
*Eh! Watch the shoes here!
*That's an Italian suit, okay?
'''shooting'''
*I'm going to shoot you on sight!
*I'll show you what it is to be fucking with the Leone!
*Now you know what it means to fuck with the Leones!
 
===Sindacco Family===
'''random dialog'''
*The boss ain't too happy.
*Gotta get a place ready for the shylock.
*The Forellis have gone too fuckin' far this time.
*My hairstyle is 60% grease.
*Hey, my mama says I got an Oedipus complex.
'''pushed'''
*Big mistake!
*Back off!
*You got a problem?
*I'll remember your face.
'''shooting'''
*Wanna dance, pretty boy?
*Black and blue!
*I'm gonna rip your fuckin' head off.
 
===Forelli Family===
'''random dialog'''
*He talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles.
*Boss'll be a killer like his dad when he grows up.
*Kids today got no discipline.
*Now, I'm a decent guy.
*When I lose my temper, heads roll. Got it?
'''pushed'''
*Do I know you?
*Show a little respect, huh?
*Your mother would be ashamed.
*What is this, a sidewalk, now?
*Whose town do you think this is?
'''shooting'''
*You are dealing with the real gang!
*You're messing with a real gangster now!
 
===Triads===
'''random dialog'''
*Crazy fool, Mafia.
*Crazy Mafia, chicken-brains.
*Kill me some Mafia and take their ears.
'''pushed'''
*Look where you're going!
*You watch it, dumbass!
*Careful!
'''Triad fires at Toni'''
*Shut up
*You want a split skull?
*I'll dice yo' face!
*You wanna dance? Huh?
'''Toni tries to run down Triad'''
*Watch it!
*You Crazy!
*Oh Hell No!
*Crazy Idiot!
*You Idiot!
 
===Yakuza===
'''jumping away from car'''
*Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)
'''pushed'''
*Don insurlt (insult) me!
'''Toni blocks the road'''
*You move out the way now.
 
===Colombians===
'''random dialog'''
*I had a mansion in Vice City.
*I'm the daddy now.
*Do I sound like a stereotype to you?
*Oh man, I got the best llello.
*It's all there. Good for makin' babies.
'''pushed'''
*Cuidado, man!
*Oye! Watch those shoes, man!
*You pushing the big man, ah?
*You got big cojones!
'''attacking'''
*You attacking the big man, eh?
*You disrespecting me, amigo?
*Oh this is how it's gonna go down, huh?
 
===Southside Hoods===
'''pushed'''
*Stand outta my fucking way!
'''Random dialogue'''
*I got some rage!
*I can go hours without a hit, man!
*I ain't afraid of noone, apart from myself.
'''Pulling Toni out of his car'''
*Get out of there, bitch.
'''Firing at Toni'''
*You a tough guy, huh?
 
===Uptown Yardies===
'''Yardies fire at Toni'''
*You want some of this?
'''Toni rams a Yardie Lobo'''
*What are you doing!
 
===Random dialogue between Pedestrians===
*It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.
*I gotta get over this guilty feeling.
*I made a commitment to myself.
*I can't believe he dumped me.
*Men: all worthless dogs.
*Eat more meat.
*I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
*There's a Burger Shot 'round here, someplace.
*Why am I always so hungry?
*Screw this internet thing.
*My laptop weighs a ton.
*Who needs men when you have money?
*I don't have time for these small-potato deals.
*I wish I were rich.
*I-wanna-be-rich-dot-com.
*Gotta take this whole town online.
*I mean, this is the new economy!
*The ferry situation is not getting any better.
*Yeah, yeah.
*Can I borrow 2 dollars?
*When I retire, it will be sun, sun, sun.
*Shit weather will be a thing of the past!
*And it's off to Vice city.
*2 bucks is all I need.
*Hey my wallet is empty.
*My pimpmobile gettin' new rims!
*Believe it, receive it, achieve it.
*Bitch, I'm doin' me.
*I knew I shoulda wore pink.
*I should go back to strippin'.
*I'm puttin' my coochie on the internet.
*I can't believe she left me after 27 years.
*What's the giggle guy got that I don't?
*Manila, or Bangkok?
*I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size.
*All these damn illegal immigrants!
*Get off welfare and get a job!
*This town has turned into a shithole.
*Have you ever seen crappier weather?
*My wife wants me to dump my porn collection.
*Is there a good porn shop around here?
*My heart can't take it much longer.
*I guess I can diddle myself.
*I never sucked him off.
*It's tough being an addict, man.
*I let 'em touch me for money.
 
===Pedestrian (pushed)===
*Stop breaking my balls!
*Don't push me, will ya?
*Get the fuck outta my way!
*Ow! My heart!
*Get out of my damn way!
*Pushing is an insult.
*Just try and take my wallet.
*Watch for pickpockets, son.
*I got quick fingers, yo!
*Fuckin' caught 'cause of y'all?
*You're rude.
*Hey that felt kinda nice.
*Well hello there, handsome!
*That was no accident, handsome!
*All you fools will work for me.
*Don't touch me dirtbag.
*Get off!
*'Scuse me
*EXCUSE ME!
*Hello
*Hey get off the streets, get online.
*Come on, boo, don't grab!
*I don't do the S&M shit.
*No finance, no romance.
*Careful.
*Manners please.
*Watch where ya goin.
*C'mon pal, I don't wanna suck you!
*Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon.
*Don't worry, I'll bury myself.
*Gonna put my hip out of place.
*You're slackin', I'm mackin'.
*Don't hate, congratulate, playa!
*Hey! I'm gonna throw up my lunch!
*I bruise easily.
*You got something in yo' eye?
*I need just a little more room.
*Where have you been all my life?
*Shit! That was my aorta.
*My left ventricle!
 
===Pedestrian (attacking)===
*Tough man, you're toast.
*Know your friend's gonna beat on you.
*You are beating on women, huh?
*You won't hit a man with a heart condition, would you?
*Don't hit me hard, I've a bad heart!
*Your aorta is toast!
*I'm gonna kick your trick-ass.
*A bitch can defend herself.
*I'm a pimp, not a bitch, bitch!
*You think I can't still mix it up?
*I'm an ex-Marine, dickhead.
*I'm gonna cream you asshole.
*You think I'm scared pal?
*Imma knock your ass out!
*You ruined my day!
*You gonna fight huh?
*I'm gonna beat you up!
*Imma hit you with my laptop.
*I'm not as cute, but I have hard nails.
*I can be even more rough in the sack, you know.
*Let's make love, not war.
*Pull my hair! Pull my hair!
*You don't scare me!
*You chauvinist pig!
*Dick!
*I'm gonna rip out your spine!
*You're a barbarian!
*C'mon, loser!
*You would hit a girl.
*What do you think, I'm afraid of you?
 
===Pedestrian (when Toni aims gun at them)===
*Please! I have a heart infection!
*Gimme a break, I'm just a chump.
*Guns? So bold and common.
*I got no one to care of me anyway.
*Police! I've been assaulted!
*I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now!
*Hey, I should sell guns on the internet!
*Come on man, please don't!
*I got a bigger gun than that.
 
===Pedestrian (jumping away from car)===
*You tried to kill me!
*Hey!
*Easy man! I'm over here!
*Woah!
*Learn how to drive!
*Crazy idiot!
*Hey, watch it man!
*Keep your eyes open!
*Crazy fool!
*Oh my God!
*Oh, help!
*Look out!
*Trying to kill an old lady!
*Are you insane?
*That's bullshit yo!
*Damn son!
*Ah you tried to kill me!
*Holy moley!
*Psycho!
*Infamy!
*You almost cracked my pelvis!
*Holy crap!
*Oh my heart!
*Oh my intestine!
*Watch it!
*I'm just tryin' to work here, honey.
*The bitch's tryin to love!
*That's fourth this week!
*Son of a bitch!
*Excuse you!
*Careful!
*Hey watch it!
 
===Pedestrian (seeing a corpse)===
*Oh, hell, what a mess!
*I'am gonna lose my lunch.
*Another one bites the dust.
*Oh it's nothin!
*Jumping Jehosephat!
 
===Drivers (when Toni blocks road)===
*Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.
*I'm tryin' to cruise for pussy here!
*Come on, get out of the way.
*Come on, move it!
*Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!
*Come on, man, let's go!
*Move! I'm late for a meeting!
*Don't make me lose my shit pal!
*Oh lord!
*Move it!
*Move it Welfare boy!
*Move! I'm late for the show.
*Move dickhead move!
*I got a date with a cheese deluxe!
*I have a going massage in 5 minutes!
*I'm gonna overheat my engine!
*I'm jonesin' for a rock over here.
 
===Drivers (When Toni jacks car)===
*What?! What?!
*My Pornos are in there!
*Take it, take the car!
*That's my dad's car!
*Help! Police!
*Get off!
*Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!
*My corporate car!
*This is my car!
*Don't grope me I'm a man!
 
===Drivers (When Toni rams into car)===
*My Car!
*Oh lord!
*It's a company car!(?)
*What, man!
*Oh! I had an accident!
*My corporate car.
*Asshole.
*First my friend and now my car?
*You moron you hit me.
*You moron.
*Ah, not again!
*You wrecked my ride!
 
===Toni (as crashing into a random car)===
*Is it gonna be any worse?
*Sorry about that.
 
===Toni (as he jacks cars)===
*Out! Before I shoot you!
 
===Toni (as he aims people with his gun) ===
*Feelin' scared, huh?
*Don't try to mess with me.
*You want some of this?
*LCPD Morons!
*Now stay away from me.
*Look, I'm armed.
*You should be running away.
*Want a bullet in your face?
*Shouldn't play tough pal.
 
===Toni (when he is arrested) ===
*Let me go, officer!
 
===Avenging Angels===
'''As they join Toni on [[Avenging Angels]] missions'''
*Kickin ass rocks!
*We're the law in this town!
*I'm your man!
'''pushed'''
*I'm the law!
*Looking for trouble?
*Get a close look. I empower you!
*That's assault!


==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]==
==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]==

Revision as of 14:00, 30 April 2011

oo The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

Grand Theft Auto III

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

  • Ooh, look who's running.
  • I'm aiming for your nuts.
  • Let's go sweetheart.
  • Goddamn you!
  • I'm the law, boy!
  • You know you're dead, right?
  • I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
  • I will kill you slow
  • I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
  • Stop you fuck-O!
  • You're messing with the law!
  • You must be a DCT! (?)
  • I got something for you boy!
  • You wanna see me boy?
  • Take my shot punk!
  • Come on, boy!
  • Fuck you John!

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

  • Oh look, its me , and my pet gun.
  • Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
  • D'you like it? Me too.
  • You're good at pissing me off.
  • Fight? Why not?
  • Never, Ever to me!
  • You'd make a real fight,victim.
  • You gotta be joking!
  • Say hello to Mr. Death
  • Just cleaning up
  • Just cleaning the shit.
  • You wanna get killed, amigo?
  • Fuck You
  • Yeah, it's death time
  • I got plenty of this!
  • You want some of this?
  • Your biggest mistake, being born!
  • This may stink a little!
  • Freeze bitchhead.
  • Die, street trash!
  • Meet my gun!
  • This is like strangling!
  • This is not a rehearsal!
  • Hey dead man!
  • Last chance to draw our breath!
  • Hey, you're gonna die.
  • Your life is about to expire.
  • Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
  • Want a little more action, why not?
  • Truck back it if you like.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • This train stops here.
  • Want a break? Me as well
  • Have a nice death!
  • Sure it's a gun!
  • Yeah! Piece dead!
  • Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
  • Go to hell!
  • Hey, stiff
  • Bye asshole
  • You have every right to shit yourself.
  • Hey, all I want is your very meat!
  • I'm a professional.
  • This ain't no movie, and it ain't no kid's toy.
  • You are now about to die.
  • You're about to get wasted!
  • I'll put you all down!
  • You want this to get ugly?
  • I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
  • Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)

These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:

  • You're fuckin' with the military!
  • Don't mess with the army!
  • Do you know who you're messing with?
  • I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
  • I'm a soldier, friend!
  • I'm a soldier, don't push me!
  • Glad you pay taxes?
  • Don't fuck with me!
  • This is the army!
  • You are in America, friend!
  • Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
  • Don't make me do this!
  • Don't be an idiot!
  • You think you're fucking hard?

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

  • Oh yeah, very intelligent!
  • Damn you!
  • I hope that really hurts!
  • Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
  • I hope you're unable to reproduce!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

  • Move your bitch ass
  • Move your ass
  • Move bitch move!
  • You're trapping me in!
  • You gotta cut that shit out and move!
  • You little bitch, move!
  • Don't keep me in your rear!
  • When will you people learn?!
  • Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
  • What are you doing?
  • Not today, not now!
  • Hey Gringos! I got shit to do today!
  • Move the vehicle!!!
  • Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
  • This buddy is mine!
  • I gotta move up ahead!
  • Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
  • Stop your fucking! (?)
  • Punk ass bitch!
  • I gotta dock this shit move it!

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
  • You're rude
  • Watch where you're going
  • Move back soldier!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Well, how dare you asshole! (?)

Pedestrians (When angry)

  • Come on asshole
  • You want a piece of me?
  • You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
  • I'll beat you insane
  • I'm a real killing machine!
  • Don't make me hurt you
  • Wow looks like this kid's going down.
  • You're a bitch
  • Come on then come on!
  • You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
  • Bring it on, you loser!
  • Ok then, let's go, let's go!
  • I'm on my lunch break.
  • You want a fist in your face?
  • Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
  • I was born to fight! (security guards)
  • Let's go you two digit midget!
  • You know what, seńor?
  • I can fight, I'm white trash.
  • Uh, hello
  • Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
  • I'll kill you American!

Pedestrians (When Vic aims them with gun)

  • Is that real?
  • OK, I was rude
  • Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
  • I hope you don't kill me!
  • I ain't scared of that bullet
  • You'd better shoot fast!
  • Come on, I'll fix your toilet free!
  • Friendly fire! Stand down!
  • Want me to fix that for you?
  • Look me in the eye before you pull that trigger.
  • You better shoot fast.
  • A gun? Very nice.
  • My bird friends will get you!
  • Please sir, I am pregnant!
  • No! I wanna be a mother.

Pedestrians (When they see people killed by Vic)

  • Man, this town is crazy!
  • This town is full of bitches
  • He's gone, ya he's gone
  • This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.

Bikers

  • Come on 50 boy!
  • I'm gonna shoot you in the ass

Sharks

  • Sharks, to me!
  • You wanna swim with the sharks?
  • You are messing with the sharks.
  • Sharks bite!
  • C'mon pip squad!

Cholos

  • You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
  • Show me you're the man.
  • Disrespectin' my familia? I'll hurt you!

Mendez Cartel

  • I see your face now, big man!
  • I'll knock your teeth out.
  • I'm doing this one for you!

Paramedics

  • Handicapped parking for you
  • Sticky turfs!
  • I think he's drunk
  • You'd better be American

Marty J. Williams

(the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as Shakedown and D.I.V.O.R.C.E.)

  • You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
  • Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)

Bryan Forbes

(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)

  • All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)

Grand Theft Auto IV

Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)

  • Stupid Malaka!
  • What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
  • What is this shit, my car!

Taxi Drivers (when they're after the player)

  • Holokrypa!
  • I'll beat your ass!
  • Ah shit!
  • Dana?
  • You're gonna die!
  • You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
  • Fuck off!
  • Miyeto Yelezes!
  • Miti Moa siverie!
  • You got a real deal now!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • Don't make me beat your ass!
  • Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
  • COME ON!
  • Ay, freak o!
  • Ah! So angry!
  • You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
  • Wipe you're ass!
  • I dont take your shit anymore!
  • Don't fake the funk!
  • Is this all you got?
  • I'm too fast for you!
  • Where you want it? Neck? Right...
  • To Hades with you, Malaka!
  • May Poseidon swallow you whole!
  • You think I'm a fucking pansy?!

Vendors

  • Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
  • Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
  • BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
  • Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
  • Hey! Delicious beef patty!
  • The best in Liberty City!
  • Burgers!
  • Come on! I washed my hands!
  • Who wants my meat?
  • Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
  • Will somebody fucking buy something?
  • You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
  • I killed these cows myself!
  • Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
  • Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
  • My dogs is long and hot!
  • Slurp down my hot nuts!
  • Only 12 nuts for 7!
  • Hot nuts, baby!
  • Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
  • President said something stupid, read all about it!
  • All of the news, only one day after the internet.
  • Hot dogs, free mustard!
  • Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
  • Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
  • Put this dog in your mouth!

Vendors (when running into them)

  • Watch yourself
  • That hurt motherfucker!
  • I'm pumped!
  • Get the fuck off, bitch!

Vendors (when angry)

  • You're fast for a nobody eh?
  • Let's do this bitch!
  • You want this?
  • Tell me when you're ready!
  • Ever seen moves like this?

Vendors (when mean)

  • Vètecho porro!
  • Bottilala pingla!

Taxi Drivers (when the player wastes their time)

  • Get a move on!
  • Move it
  • Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
  • Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?

Taxi Driver (when running from officers)

  • You'll never take me, officer!
  • Fuck the hell off.

Holland Pedestrian

  • Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
  • Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
  • What the fuck you want?
  • Pull back you wierdo!
  • Get outta ma face son!
  • Motherfucka!
  • You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
  • Fuck outta here man!
  • YO, fuck!
  • Pull back watch ya yo!
  • Dats Russian ass daddy!
  • Yo what you do here?

Holland pedestrians (when attacking the player)

  • I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
  • Motherfucking damn son!
  • You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
  • I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Preacher

  • Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
  • Are we truly living in a world of pain?
  • Your all going to hell!
  • You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

British pedestrians

  • Watch it you berk!
  • I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
  • Are you takin' the piss?

Bikers

  • Come on! Fight me!
  • Pardon me fuckface!
  • Fight me, my dick is getting hard!

Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)

  • Move or I'll fucking break something!
  • I'll rip your heart out!
  • There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Pedestrians (when witnessing an explosion)

  • They are not going to believe this shit!
  • Oh, Jesus!
  • Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
  • Finally, some action in this town!
  • Not good, not good, not good!
  • Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
  • I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
  • Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
  • Aw, this is gonna be gross!
  • I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
  • No freakin' way!
  • Oh, that's gotta hurt!
  • Wow!
  • I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
  • Christ! What the hell?
  • Are we gonna die?
  • Crap! What was that?
  • Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
  • That's the crack, my dude.
  • Did anybody see that?
  • Shit a brick! What was that?
  • Call the media!
  • I'm never getting stoned again!


Drivers (when in a collision)

  • Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
  • Give me my money now!
  • You better have insurance!
  • What is this shit?! My car!
  • NO!! This is my mother's car!
  • Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
  • How the hell did you hit my car?!
  • My car!
  • You stupid freak!
  • What's happening? Like...what's happening?
  • What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?


Hobos

  • Wanker!
  • Idiot!
  • Ass-pendeck.
  • Pinhead Dipshit!
  • Stop touching me!
  • This is terrorism at all!
  • Too many gorillas!
  • I don't have any bananas!
  • The cause is gonna strip you naked!
  • More drama for yo' mama!
  • Ghhmmp! That hurt.
  • That slut ruined my life.
  • I'll sue your ass!
  • Watch it!
  • We're being invaded!
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
  • Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
  • Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
  • Can't you see I'm urinating here?
  • Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
  • Robot man juice!
  • Call air support!
  • You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
  • Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
  • Cheesy vaginas!
  • I just need one more fix.

Hobo (attacking the player)

  • You'll be nice and cool, soon!
  • Hoho! Asswiping time!
  • I'm in a fuckin' zone!
  • Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
  • I'm gonna hang you up!
  • Well! Fuck all squared!
  • Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
  • Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
  • I'll eat you alive toadrag!
  • You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
  • That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
  • It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
  • You're gonna be laying my eggs!

Police Chasing/Attacking the player

  • This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
  • I need permission to blow his head off!
  • Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
  • I have confirmation on chicken shit.
  • Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
  • Freeze! This is the LCPD!
  • LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
  • Do you think you can run from a chopper?
  • One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
  • Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
  • Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
  • Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
  • That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
  • Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
  • I will pursue on foot!
  • Pursuing on foot!
  • I have a visual on the asshole.
  • Everyone hit the deck!
  • Everybody eat dirt!
  • I'm gonna shoot!
  • I'll shoot your tits off!
  • You're dead, buck-o!
  • Lay down, cabron!
  • You're mine, asswipe!
  • You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
  • You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
  • I'm still gonna get ya!
  • You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
  • You sorry son of a bitch!
  • I smell the stink of guilt.
  • Would you come the hell back!?
  • Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
  • This ends now!
  • Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
  • Charge!
  • I'll shit in your mouth
  • LCPD people, get off the street!
  • Get of the street everyone!
  • Get out of the car now!
  • You can run, but you can't hide!
  • I've got a head-shot!
  • ¡Oye puta, te veo!
  • Human waste, dead ahead!
  • This is the LCPD, dont move!
  • Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
  • Shit, why do they have to run?
  • What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
  • Get down numb-nuts!
  • I could get that shit stain myself
  • I got ya now dickweed!
  • Cover my ass!
  • You're dead, fucko!
  • Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
  • Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
  • Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
  • Everyone eat dirt!
  • Cover my ass!

Police (when arresting the player or NPC)

  • You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
  • What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
  • That's another to add to the list of your crimes!

Burger Shot male clerk

  • Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
  • You got some iron stomach, dawg!
  • Enjoy, motherfucker..!

Cluckin' Bell male clerk

  • Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?

Perseus guard

  • I know you just were a problem.
  • Aha! Just like jail!
  • Goddamn bang!
  • Im gonna lay you out!
  • Fuck outta here.
  • Oh shit!
  • You're gonna pay!
  • I'll bust your fucking head!
  • You're gonna get fucked up!
  • Yo man, what the fuck you want?
  • Get back, son!
  • Yo, put that shit away, yo!
  • Use it, or drop that shit!

The Ballad of Gay Tony

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