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*What's happening? Like...what's happening? | *What's happening? Like...what's happening? | ||
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | *What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? | ||
*This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker! | |||
*D motherfucker, d-d, drive! | |||
===Holland Pedestrian=== | ===Holland Pedestrian=== | ||
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====When Run Into==== | ====When Run Into==== | ||
-- (Portuguese mixed with english) | |||
*Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!) | *Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!) | ||
*Vai tomar no cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!) | *Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!) | ||
*Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) | *Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) -- | ||
*Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!) | *Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!) | ||
* | *Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!) | ||
*This is the best part of my day! | |||
*I am in fucking charge right now! | |||
*Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) -- | |||
*Caralho! (Dick!) | |||
*Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!) | |||
*Porra! (Goddamn!) | |||
*What are you doing? Move it! | |||
*Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!) | |||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker) | |||
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!) | |||
====Drugged | *You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) -- | ||
*I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) | |||
*Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) | ====When Damaging Their Vehicles==== | ||
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!) | |||
*No! I just fucking stole this fucking car! | |||
*No! you're dead, asshole! | |||
===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians=== | |||
*I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) -- | |||
*Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) -- | |||
===Homeless=== | ===Homeless=== | ||
====In | ====In the streets==== | ||
*Wanker! | *Wanker! | ||
*Idiot! | *Idiot! | ||
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*Too many gorillas! | *Too many gorillas! | ||
*I don't have any bananas! | *I don't have any bananas! | ||
* | *This isn't pinball! | ||
*Flick! | |||
*Murder! | |||
*More drama for yo' mama! | *More drama for yo' mama! | ||
*Ghhmmp! That hurt. | *Ghhmmp! That hurt. | ||
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*Cheesy vaginas! | *Cheesy vaginas! | ||
*I just need one more fix. | *I just need one more fix. | ||
*Fuck, where am I? | |||
*This is the apocalypse! | |||
*It's the Illuminati! | |||
*Nothing in my teacup! | |||
*Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee! | |||
*Too scary for words! | |||
*I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked. | |||
*I see you and I shall see you nude. | |||
*No more! | |||
*I got nothing, I got nothing! | |||
*The cause will skin you alive! | |||
*There's no time for this. | |||
*You got the wrong man! | |||
===In a vehicle=== | |||
*That thing is collecting dust! | |||
*You're growing molds up there. | |||
*Hurry up, my chickens are pink. | |||
*You're not making any friends with me! | |||
*Slow wheels make for the devil! | |||
*My dime, my car! | |||
*Theres a stain on the dashboard. | |||
===In a conversation=== | |||
*You need psychatric help. | |||
*When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes. | |||
*Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies! | |||
*I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time. | |||
====During A Fight==== | ====During A Fight==== | ||
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*I'm gonna hang you up! | *I'm gonna hang you up! | ||
*Well! Fuck all squared! | *Well! Fuck all squared! | ||
*Hey | *Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh? | ||
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | *Yeah! I'm a pissnick! | ||
*I'll eat you alive toadrag! | *I'll eat you alive toadrag! | ||
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*It's time I stood up to you reptillians! | *It's time I stood up to you reptillians! | ||
*You're gonna be laying my eggs! | *You're gonna be laying my eggs! | ||
*I'll Da Nang you good! | |||
*That ass of yours is too big! | |||
*The cause will strip you naked! | |||
*He'll keep coming back! | |||
*It's bodycount time! | |||
*Theres more stuff coming! | |||
===Girls=== | |||
====Normal==== | |||
*I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor) | |||
*Hey Schronda! | |||
*Hey there! | |||
====When bumped into==== | |||
*Did you just try to grab my ass? | |||
*Eww, that guy just touched me! | |||
*Say you're sorry! | |||
*Watch where you're going, dillweed! | |||
*Hey, I'm tweaking! | |||
*Oh my God, that was so rude! | |||
*Ugh, I hate tourists! | |||
*You can't afford me! | |||
====Under attack==== | |||
*I'm not a fighter! | |||
*You can't hit me, I'm a girl! | |||
*Leave me alone you fucking psycho! | |||
*Go find another girl to hit! | |||
*Help! Help! Heeellllp! | |||
*Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me! | |||
*Tell me this isn't happening! | |||
*Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix! | |||
*Get away from me you ugly asshole! | |||
*Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me! | |||
*Nooooo! | |||
*I only let other girls hit me! | |||
*You're insane! | |||
*Please don't kill me! | |||
*He's gonna shoot! | |||
*Ow, I'll never model again! | |||
*Oh my leg! | |||
====When stealing their car==== | |||
*Please, I'm a model! | |||
*Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's! | |||
==Gangs== | |||
===Mafia=== | |||
====When In Firefights==== | |||
*Come on give me some cover. | |||
*Take cover. | |||
*Take some fucking cover | |||
*Your a pain in the balls my friend. | |||
*I got this Son of a Bitch. | |||
*You want to go to war. | |||
*Watch out this fucker is crazy. | |||
*Take a look around we got you surrounded. | |||
*I got this fucking Pollock. | |||
*Get Down! | |||
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch. | |||
*I got you punk. | |||
*Hey dipshit no where else to go. | |||
*We got you surrounded asshole. | |||
*Ready to die Bitch? | |||
*I've had enough of you. | |||
*Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha. | |||
*There's no to go motherfucker. | |||
*Your a pain in my ass. | |||
*Take a look around buddy we got you. | |||
*You asked for this. | |||
*I live for this shit. | |||
*Time to pay the piper. | |||
====When in a near death state==== | |||
*Please don't kill me. | |||
*Don't kill me man I got kids. | |||
*I hurt my knee man. | |||
*Why would a guy like you shoot me again. | |||
===Russian Mafia=== | |||
====When in a firefight with the player==== | |||
*Hey asshole we got you! | |||
*Hey man no place to go. | |||
*Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go. | |||
*Now you give up because you are fucked. | |||
*Gonna eat you alive! | |||
*Let us end this like gentlemen yes? | |||
*Yeah face me cowboy! | |||
*They call this you are fucked. | |||
*Goodbye to you. | |||
*Die you fucking bastard! | |||
*Take cover! | |||
*This ends here. | |||
*Head to Cover! | |||
*Here I come you Whore. | |||
*This one is for the old country. | |||
*You are surrounded. | |||
*I have them. | |||
*Now is your time! | |||
*Cover me you useless smucks! | |||
*Eat hard Metal. | |||
===Korean Mob=== | |||
*Look around your fucked now asshole! | |||
*Try this on for size. | |||
*Try again you fucking pussy. | |||
*There's no way out motherfucker! | |||
*Take cover. | |||
*Your making a big mistake. | |||
*Its been fun but the party is over. | |||
===North Holland Hustlers=== | |||
*Drop this fool. | |||
*Take that motherfucker! | |||
*I got a clean shot. | |||
*Let's move in Fam. | |||
*Damn son take cover. | |||
*Got you now. | |||
*Fuck this clown time to murk his ass. | |||
*You finished gangsta its a wrap. | |||
*Seize the day brothers lets russ him. | |||
*It on and popping now. | |||
*Play it safe take cover. | |||
*Man don't be stupid take cover. | |||
*Hommie down my nigga. | |||
===Spanish Lords=== | |||
*Give me a smile motherfucker. | |||
*I'ma show you who has cojones. | |||
*I have a shot. | |||
*You surrounded yo. | |||
*If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob? | |||
*Cabrone! | |||
*Fucking Cabron. | |||
*Your mine amigo. | |||
*HAHA we have you trapped. | |||
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard. | |||
*Your surrounded mamaguevo. | |||
*why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker? | |||
*Hey man over here pendejoe. | |||
*Get down!Get down! | |||
*Fuck you, mamaguevo! | |||
*This is the end of the line asshole. | |||
*Let's waste this punk man. | |||
*He's shooting! Hide! Hide! | |||
*He's going down. | |||
==Authority== | ==Authority== | ||
===LCPD=== | ===LCPD=== | ||
====Neutral==== | |||
*Now stay out of trouble. | |||
*Do you want me to arrest you? | |||
*You know I love to beat civilians. | |||
*Hey asshole, you like prison food. | |||
*I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say? | |||
*last time you do that is the tang. | |||
*Hey stupid, You drunk? | |||
====Stuck in Traffic==== | |||
*Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom. | |||
*Oh, a donut? Make it large. | |||
====During Chase==== | ====During Chase==== | ||
*Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?! | |||
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD! | |||
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now! | |||
*Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street! | |||
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about! | |||
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole! | |||
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over. | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad. | |||
*Police car mic: Get off the street everyone! | |||
*Police car mic: Clear the streets! | |||
*Police car mic: Pull over you maniac! | |||
*Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off! | |||
*Police car mic: We've got you surrounded! | |||
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | *This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? | ||
*I need permission to blow his head off! | *I need permission to blow his head off! | ||
*I have confirmation on chicken shit. | *I have confirmation on chicken shit. | ||
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | *Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? | ||
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*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | *One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. | ||
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | *Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? | ||
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | *Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? | ||
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | *That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! | ||
*I will pursue on foot! | *I will pursue on foot! | ||
*Pursuing on foot! | *Pursuing on foot! | ||
*Suspect fleeing on foot! | |||
*I have a visual on the asshole. | *I have a visual on the asshole. | ||
*Everyone hit the deck! | *Everyone hit the deck! | ||
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*I smell the stink of guilt. | *I smell the stink of guilt. | ||
*Would you come the hell back!? | *Would you come the hell back!? | ||
*This ends now! | *This ends now! | ||
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | *Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. | ||
*Charge! | *Charge! | ||
*I'll shit in your mouth | *I'll shit in your mouth | ||
*Get out of the car now! | *Get out of the car now! | ||
*You can run, but you can't hide! | *You can run, but you can't hide! | ||
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*Cover my ass! | *Cover my ass! | ||
*You're dead, fucko! | *You're dead, fucko! | ||
*Everyone eat dirt! | |||
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | *Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) | ||
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | *Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) | ||
====During Arrest==== | ====During Arrest==== | ||
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*What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | *What are these, stolen credit cards huh? | ||
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | *That's another to add to the list of your crimes! | ||
*Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry! | |||
*Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing! | |||
*Oh thought you could run from me huh? | |||
*Nobody fucks with me and lives! | |||
*If you run again, You're fucked! | |||
*I Got you Babe! | |||
*You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer! | |||
*I'm gonna get Sargent over this! | |||
*They're gonna love you at lock-up! | |||
*When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook! | |||
*You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now! | |||
*I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot! | |||
*Let's take a little trip downtown! | |||
*You're coming with me! | |||
*You're going downtown! | |||
*You like getting in trouble or something? | |||
*I oughta beat you for making me run like that. | |||
*I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest. | |||
*Crime loses today. | |||
*Ha, Thought you could outrun me? | |||
*Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer! | |||
*You thought you could get away from me huh? | |||
*You have the right to shut the fuck up! | |||
====Near death state==== | |||
*I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK! | |||
*Officer down! Officer down! | |||
*Call the paramedics! I've been shot! | |||
*Please tell my wife I love her. | |||
*I don't wanna die! | |||
==NOOSE== | |||
====When fighting player==== | |||
*I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move. | |||
*Put your hands in the air. | |||
*I got you you Son of a bitch. | |||
*Alright everyone try to remain calm. | |||
*Everybody take cover. | |||
*Please evacuate the area quick. | |||
*Get down. | |||
*You are not safe here. | |||
*Everybody get down and stay calm. | |||
====When downed by player==== | |||
*Call 911 I'm bleeding out here. | |||
*Help me somebody help me. | |||
*I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast. | |||
*I need help call for backup. | |||
*I've been shot please call an Ambulance. | |||
==Perseus Guard== | |||
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*Aha! Just like jail! | *Aha! Just like jail! | ||
*Goddamn bang! | *Goddamn bang! | ||
* | *I'm gonna lay you out! | ||
*Fuck outta here. | *Fuck outta here. | ||
*Oh shit! | *Oh shit! | ||
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*Yo, put that shit away, yo! | *Yo, put that shit away, yo! | ||
*Use it, or drop that shit! | *Use it, or drop that shit! | ||
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==External links== | |||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/GrandTheftQuotes#p/u/36/3vA4UT8OgH8/Uploaded GTA IV audio files] | |||
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Public Services
Taxi Drivers
When Damaging Their Vehicles
- Stupid Malaka!
- What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
- What is this shit, my car!
When They're After The Player
- Holokrypa!
- I'll beat your ass!
- Ah shit!
- Dana?
- You're gonna die!
- You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
- Fuck off!
- Miyeto Yelezes!
- Miti Moa siverie!
- You got a real deal now!
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Don't make me beat your ass!
- Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
- COME ON!
- Ay, freak o!
- Ah! So angry!
- You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
- Wipe you're ass!
- I dont take your shit anymore!
- Don't fake the funk!
- Is this all you got?
- I'm too fast for you!
- Where you want it? Neck? Right...
- To Hades with you, Malaka!
- May Poseidon swallow you whole!
- You think I'm a fucking pansy?!
When The Player Wastes Their Time
- Get a move on!
- Move it
- Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
- Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?
When Running From Officers
- You'll never take me, officer!
- Fuck the hell off.
Services
Vendors
Normal
- Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
- Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
- BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
- Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
- Hey! Delicious beef patty!
- The best in Liberty City!
- Burgers!
- Come on! I washed my hands!
- Who wants my meat?
- Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
- Will somebody fucking buy something?
- You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
- I killed these cows myself!
- Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
- Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
- My dogs is long and hot!
- Slurp down my hot nuts!
- Only 12 nuts for 7!
- Hot nuts, baby!
- Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
- President said something stupid, read all about it!
- All of the news, only one day after the internet.
- Hot dogs, free mustard!
- Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
- Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
- Put this dog in your mouth!
When Harassed
- Watch yourself
- That hurt motherfucker!
- I'm pumped!
- Get the fuck off, bitch!
When Angry
- You're fast for a nobody eh?
- Let's do this bitch!
- You want this?
- Tell me when you're ready!
- Ever seen moves like this?
When Mean
- Vètecho porro!
- Bottilala pingla!
Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk
Normal
- Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?
Burger Shot Male Clerk
Normal
- Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
- You got some iron stomach, dawg!
- Enjoy, motherfucker..!
Civilians
All
When Witnessing An Event
- They are not going to believe this shit!
- Oh, Jesus!
- Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
- Finally, some action in this town!
- Not good, not good, not good!
- Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
- I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
- Aw, this is gonna be gross!
- I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
- No freakin' way!
- Oh, that's gotta hurt!
- Wow!
- I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
- Christ! What the hell?
- Are we gonna die?
- Crap! What was that?
- Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
- That's the crack, my dude.
- Did anybody see that?
- Shit a brick! What was that?
- Call the media!
- I'm never getting stoned again!
When In A Collision
- Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
- Give me my money now!
- You better have insurance!
- What is this shit?! My car!
- NO!! This is my mother's car!
- Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
- How the hell did you hit my car?!
- My car!
- You stupid freak!
- What's happening? Like...what's happening?
- What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
- This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
- D motherfucker, d-d, drive!
Holland Pedestrian
In The Street
- Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
- Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
- What the fuck you want?
- Pull back you wierdo!
- Get outta ma face son!
- Motherfucka!
- You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
- Fuck outta here man!
- YO, fuck!
- Pull back watch ya yo!
- Dats Russian ass daddy!
- Yo what you do here?
When Attacking The Player
- I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
- Motherfucking damn son!
- You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
- I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!
Bikers
In The Street
- Come on! Fight me!
- Pardon me fuckface!
- Fight me, my dick is getting hard!
Preacher
During Rant
- Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
- Are we truly living in a world of pain?
- You're all going to hell!
- You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!
British Pedestrians
In The Street
- Watch it you berk!
- I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
- Are you takin' the piss?
Russian Pedestrians
When In Traffic
- Move or I'll fucking break something!
- I'll rip your heart out!
- There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!
Brazilian Pedestrians
When Run Into
-- (Portuguese mixed with english)
- Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
- Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
- Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) --
- Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
- Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!)
- This is the best part of my day!
- I am in fucking charge right now!
- Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) --
- Caralho! (Dick!)
- Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!)
- Porra! (Goddamn!)
- What are you doing? Move it!
- Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
- Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
- Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)
- You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) --
When Damaging Their Vehicles
- Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
- No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
- No! you're dead, asshole!
Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians
- I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) --
- Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) --
Homeless
In the streets
- Wanker!
- Idiot!
- Ass-pendeck.
- Pinhead Dipshit!
- Stop touching me!
- This is terrorism at all!
- Too many gorillas!
- I don't have any bananas!
- This isn't pinball!
- Flick!
- Murder!
- More drama for yo' mama!
- Ghhmmp! That hurt.
- That slut ruined my life.
- I'll sue your ass!
- Watch it!
- We're being invaded!
- What the fuck is going on?
- The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
- Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
- Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
- Can't you see I'm urinating here?
- Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
- Robot man juice!
- Call air support!
- You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
- Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
- Cheesy vaginas!
- I just need one more fix.
- Fuck, where am I?
- This is the apocalypse!
- It's the Illuminati!
- Nothing in my teacup!
- Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
- Too scary for words!
- I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
- I see you and I shall see you nude.
- No more!
- I got nothing, I got nothing!
- The cause will skin you alive!
- There's no time for this.
- You got the wrong man!
In a vehicle
- That thing is collecting dust!
- You're growing molds up there.
- Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
- You're not making any friends with me!
- Slow wheels make for the devil!
- My dime, my car!
- Theres a stain on the dashboard.
In a conversation
- You need psychatric help.
- When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
- Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
- I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.
During A Fight
- You'll be nice and cool, soon!
- Hoho! Asswiping time!
- I'm in a fuckin' zone!
- Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
- I'm gonna hang you up!
- Well! Fuck all squared!
- Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
- Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
- I'll eat you alive toadrag!
- You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
- That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
- It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
- You're gonna be laying my eggs!
- I'll Da Nang you good!
- That ass of yours is too big!
- The cause will strip you naked!
- He'll keep coming back!
- It's bodycount time!
- Theres more stuff coming!
Girls
Normal
- I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
- Hey Schronda!
- Hey there!
When bumped into
- Did you just try to grab my ass?
- Eww, that guy just touched me!
- Say you're sorry!
- Watch where you're going, dillweed!
- Hey, I'm tweaking!
- Oh my God, that was so rude!
- Ugh, I hate tourists!
- You can't afford me!
Under attack
- I'm not a fighter!
- You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
- Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
- Go find another girl to hit!
- Help! Help! Heeellllp!
- Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
- Tell me this isn't happening!
- Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
- Get away from me you ugly asshole!
- Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
- Nooooo!
- I only let other girls hit me!
- You're insane!
- Please don't kill me!
- He's gonna shoot!
- Ow, I'll never model again!
- Oh my leg!
When stealing their car
- Please, I'm a model!
- Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!
Gangs
Mafia
When In Firefights
- Come on give me some cover.
- Take cover.
- Take some fucking cover
- Your a pain in the balls my friend.
- I got this Son of a Bitch.
- You want to go to war.
- Watch out this fucker is crazy.
- Take a look around we got you surrounded.
- I got this fucking Pollock.
- Get Down!
- Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
- I got you punk.
- Hey dipshit no where else to go.
- We got you surrounded asshole.
- Ready to die Bitch?
- I've had enough of you.
- Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha.
- There's no to go motherfucker.
- Your a pain in my ass.
- Take a look around buddy we got you.
- You asked for this.
- I live for this shit.
- Time to pay the piper.
When in a near death state
- Please don't kill me.
- Don't kill me man I got kids.
- I hurt my knee man.
- Why would a guy like you shoot me again.
Russian Mafia
When in a firefight with the player
- Hey asshole we got you!
- Hey man no place to go.
- Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go.
- Now you give up because you are fucked.
- Gonna eat you alive!
- Let us end this like gentlemen yes?
- Yeah face me cowboy!
- They call this you are fucked.
- Goodbye to you.
- Die you fucking bastard!
- Take cover!
- This ends here.
- Head to Cover!
- Here I come you Whore.
- This one is for the old country.
- You are surrounded.
- I have them.
- Now is your time!
- Cover me you useless smucks!
- Eat hard Metal.
Korean Mob
- Look around your fucked now asshole!
- Try this on for size.
- Try again you fucking pussy.
- There's no way out motherfucker!
- Take cover.
- Your making a big mistake.
- Its been fun but the party is over.
North Holland Hustlers
- Drop this fool.
- Take that motherfucker!
- I got a clean shot.
- Let's move in Fam.
- Damn son take cover.
- Got you now.
- Fuck this clown time to murk his ass.
- You finished gangsta its a wrap.
- Seize the day brothers lets russ him.
- It on and popping now.
- Play it safe take cover.
- Man don't be stupid take cover.
- Hommie down my nigga.
Spanish Lords
- Give me a smile motherfucker.
- I'ma show you who has cojones.
- I have a shot.
- You surrounded yo.
- If I knock your teeth out will you give me a blowjob?
- Cabrone!
- Fucking Cabron.
- Your mine amigo.
- HAHA we have you trapped.
- I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
- Your surrounded mamaguevo.
- why are you trying to push all into me motherfucker?
- Hey man over here pendejoe.
- Get down!Get down!
- Fuck you, mamaguevo!
- This is the end of the line asshole.
- Let's waste this punk man.
- He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
- He's going down.
Authority
LCPD
Neutral
- Now stay out of trouble.
- Do you want me to arrest you?
- You know I love to beat civilians.
- Hey asshole, you like prison food.
- I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?
- last time you do that is the tang.
- Hey stupid, You drunk?
Stuck in Traffic
- Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
- Oh, a donut? Make it large.
During Chase
- Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
- Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
- Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
- Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
- Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
- Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
- Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
- Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
- Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
- Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
- Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
- Police car mic: Clear the streets!
- Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
- Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
- Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
- This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
- I need permission to blow his head off!
- I have confirmation on chicken shit.
- Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
- Freeze! This is the LCPD!
- LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
- Do you think you can run from a chopper?
- One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
- Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
- Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
- That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
- I will pursue on foot!
- Pursuing on foot!
- Suspect fleeing on foot!
- I have a visual on the asshole.
- Everyone hit the deck!
- Everybody eat dirt!
- I'm gonna shoot!
- I'll shoot your tits off!
- You're dead, buck-o!
- Lay down, cabron!
- You're mine, asswipe!
- You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
- You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
- I'm still gonna get ya!
- You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
- You sorry son of a bitch!
- I smell the stink of guilt.
- Would you come the hell back!?
- This ends now!
- Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
- Charge!
- I'll shit in your mouth
- Get out of the car now!
- You can run, but you can't hide!
- I've got a head-shot!
- ¡Oye puta, te veo!
- Human waste, dead ahead!
- This is the LCPD, dont move!
- Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
- Shit, why do they have to run?
- What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
- Get down numb-nuts!
- I could get that shit stain myself
- I got ya now dickweed!
- Cover my ass!
- You're dead, fucko!
- Everyone eat dirt!
- Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
- Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
- Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
During Arrest
- You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
- What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
- That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
- Man you try to fucking run son, and you'll be sorry!
- Shit, I'm out of Breath after what I saw, so don't pull nothing!
- Oh thought you could run from me huh?
- Nobody fucks with me and lives!
- If you run again, You're fucked!
- I Got you Babe!
- You just won an all-expenses paid trip to the slammer!
- I'm gonna get Sargent over this!
- They're gonna love you at lock-up!
- When we get back to the station, I'll gonna beat you with a phonebook!
- You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now!
- I hope you're ready for prison showers, idiot!
- Let's take a little trip downtown!
- You're coming with me!
- You're going downtown!
- You like getting in trouble or something?
- I oughta beat you for making me run like that.
- I told you there's no point of running. You're under arrest.
- Crime loses today.
- Ha, Thought you could outrun me?
- Enjoy getting cornholed in the slammer!
- You thought you could get away from me huh?
- You have the right to shut the fuck up!
Near death state
- I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
- Officer down! Officer down!
- Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
- Please tell my wife I love her.
- I don't wanna die!
NOOSE
When fighting player
- I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
- Put your hands in the air.
- I got you you Son of a bitch.
- Alright everyone try to remain calm.
- Everybody take cover.
- Please evacuate the area quick.
- Get down.
- You are not safe here.
- Everybody get down and stay calm.
When downed by player
- Call 911 I'm bleeding out here.
- Help me somebody help me.
- I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast.
- I need help call for backup.
- I've been shot please call an Ambulance.
Perseus Guard
Normal
- I know you just were a problem.
- Aha! Just like jail!
- Goddamn bang!
- I'm gonna lay you out!
- Fuck outta here.
- Oh shit!
- You're gonna pay!
- I'll bust your fucking head!
- You're gonna get fucked up!
- Yo man, what the fuck you want?
- Get back, son!
- Yo, put that shit away, yo!
- Use it, or drop that shit!