Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA IV

Public Services

Taxi Drivers

When Damaging Their Vehicles

• Stupid Malaka!
• What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
• What is this shit, my car!

When They're After The Player

• Holokrypa!
• I'll beat your ass!
• Ah shit!
• Dana?
• You're gonna die!
• You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
• Fuck off!
• Miyeto Yelezes!
• Miti Moa siverie!
• You got a real deal now!
• I'm gonna kill you!
• Don't make me beat your ass!
• Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
• COME ON!
• Ay, freak o!
• Ah! So angry!
• You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
• Wipe you're ass!
• I dont take your shit anymore!
• Don't fake the funk!
• Is this all you got?
• I'm too fast for you!
• Where you want it? Neck? Right...
• To Hades with you, Malaka!
• May Poseidon swallow you whole!
• You think I'm a fucking pansy?!

When The Player Wastes Their Time

• Get a move on!
• Move it
• Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
• Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?

When Running From Officers

• You'll never take me, officer!
• Fuck the hell off.

Services

Vendors

Normal

• Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
• Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
• BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
• Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
• Hey! Delicious beef patty!
• The best in Liberty City!
• Burgers!
• Come on! I washed my hands!
• Who wants my meat?
• Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
• Will somebody fucking buy something?
• You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
• I killed these cows myself!
• Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
• Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
• My dogs is long and hot!
• Slurp down my hot nuts!
• Only 12 nuts for 7!
• Hot nuts, baby!
• Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
• President said something stupid, read all about it!
• All of the news, only one day after the internet.
• Hot dogs, free mustard!
• Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
• Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
• Put this dog in your mouth!

When Harassed

• Watch yourself
• That hurt motherfucker!
• I'm pumped!
• Get the fuck off, bitch!

When Angry

• You're fast for a nobody eh?
• Let's do this bitch!
• You want this?
• Tell me when you're ready!
• Ever seen moves like this?

When Mean

• Vètecho porro!
• Bottilala pingla!

Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk

Normal

• Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?

Burger Shot Male Clerk

Normal

• Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
• You got some iron stomach, dawg!
• Enjoy, motherfucker..!

Civilians

All

When Witnessing An Event

• They are not going to believe this shit!
• Oh, Jesus!
• Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
• Finally, some action in this town!
• Not good, not good, not good!
• Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
• I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
• Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
• Aw, this is gonna be gross!
• I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
• No freakin' way!
• Oh, that's gotta hurt!
• Wow!
• I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
• Christ! What the hell?
• Are we gonna die?
• Crap! What was that?
• Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
• That's the crack, my dude.
• Did anybody see that?
• Shit a brick! What was that?
• Call the media!
• I'm never getting stoned again!

When In A Collision

• Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
• Give me my money now!
• You better have insurance!
• What is this shit?! My car!
• NO!! This is my mother's car!
• Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
• How the hell did you hit my car?!
• My car!
• You stupid freak!
• What's happening? Like...what's happening?
• What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
• This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
• D motherfucker, d-d, drive!

Holland Pedestrian

In The Street

• Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
• Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
• What the fuck you want?
• Pull back you wierdo!
• Get outta ma face son!
• Motherfucka!
• You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
• Fuck outta here man!
• YO, fuck!
• Pull back watch ya yo!
• Dats Russian ass daddy!
• Yo what you do here?

When Attacking The Player

• I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
• Motherfucking damn son!
• You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
• I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Bikers

In The Street

• Come on! Fight me!
• Pardon me fuckface!
• Fight me, my dick is getting hard!

Preacher

During Rant

• Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
• Are we truly living in a world of pain?
• You're all going to hell!
• You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

British Pedestrians

In The Street

• Watch it you berk!
• I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
• Are you takin' the piss?

Russian Pedestrians

When In Traffic

• Move or I'll fucking break something!
• I'll rip your heart out!
• There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Brazilian Pedestrians

When Run Into

-- (Portuguese mixed with english)

• Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
• Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
• Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) --
• Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
• Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!)
• This is the best part of my day!
• I am in fucking charge right now!
• Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) --
• Caralho! (Dick!)
• Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!)
• Porra! (Goddamn!)
• What are you doing? Move it!
• Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
• Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
• Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)

• You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) --

When Damaging Their Vehicles

• Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
• No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
• No! you're dead, asshole!

Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians

• I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) --
• Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) --

Homeless

In the streets

• Wanker!
• Idiot!
• Ass-pendeck.
• Pinhead Dipshit!
• Stop touching me!
• This is terrorism at all!
• Too many gorillas!
• I don't have any bananas!
• This isn't pinball!
• Flick!
• Murder!
• More drama for yo' mama!
• Ghhmmp! That hurt.
• That slut ruined my life.
• I'll sue your ass!
• Watch it!
• We're being invaded!
• What the fuck is going on?
• The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
• Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
• Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
• Can't you see I'm urinating here?
• Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
• Robot man juice!
• Call air support!
• You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
• Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
• Cheesy vaginas!
• I just need one more fix.
• Fuck, where am I?
• This is the apocalypse!
• It's the Illuminati!
• Nothing in my teacup!
• Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
• Too scary for words!
• I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
• I see you and I shall see you nude.
• No more!
• I got nothing, I got nothing!
• The cause will skin you alive!
• There's no time for this.
• You got the wrong man!

In a vehicle

• That thing is collecting dust!
• You're growing molds up there.
• Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
• You're not making any friends with me!
• Slow wheels make for the devil!
• My dime, my car!
• Theres a stain on the dashboard.

In a conversation

• You need psychatric help.
• When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
• Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
• I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.

During A Fight

• You'll be nice and cool, soon!
• Hoho! Asswiping time!
• I'm in a fuckin' zone!
• Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
• I'm gonna hang you up!
• Well! Fuck all squared!
• Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
• Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
• I'll eat you alive toadrag!
• You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
• That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
• It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
• You're gonna be laying my eggs!
• I'll Da Nang you good!
• That ass of yours is too big!
• The cause will strip you naked!
• He'll keep coming back!
• It's bodycount time!
• Theres more stuff coming!

Girls

Normal

• I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
• Hey Schronda!
• Hey there!

When bumped into

• Did you just try to grab my ass?
• Eww, that guy just touched me!
• Say you're sorry!
• Watch where you're going, dillweed!
• Hey, I'm tweaking!
• Oh my God, that was so rude!
• Ugh, I hate tourists!
• You can't afford me!

Under attack

• I'm not a fighter!
• You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
• Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
• Go find another girl to hit!
• Help! Help! Heeellllp!
• Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
• Tell me this isn't happening!
• Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
• Get away from me you ugly asshole!
• Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
• Nooooo!
• I only let other girls hit me!
• You're insane!
• Please don't kill me!
• He's gonna shoot!

When stealing their car

• Please, I'm a model!
• Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!

Gangs

Mafia

When In Firefights

• Come on give me some cover.
• Take cover.
• Take some fucking cover
• Your a pain in the balls my friend.
• I got this Son of a Bitch.
• You want to go to war.
• Watch out this fucker is crazy.
• Take a look around we got you surrounded.
• I got this fucking Pollock.
• Get Down!
• Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
• I got you punk.
• Hey dipshit no where else to go.
• We got you surrounded asshole.
• Ready to die Bitch?
• I've had enough of you.
• Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha.
• There's no to go motherfucker.
• Your a pain in my ass.
• Take a look around buddy we got you.
• You asked for this.
• I live for this shit.
• Time to pay the piper.

When in a near death state

• Please don't kill me.
• Don't kill me man I got kids.
• I hurt my knee man.
• Why would a guy like you shoot me again.

Russian Mafia

When in a firefight with the player

• Hey asshole we got you!
• Hey man no place to go.
• Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go.
• Now you give up because you are fucked.
• Gonna eat you alive!
• Let us end this like gentlemen yes?
• Yeah face me cowboy!
• They call this you are fucked.
• Goodbye to you.
• Die you fucking bastard!
• Take cover!
• This ends here.
• Head to Cover!
• Here I come you Whore.
• This one is for the old country.
• You are surrounded.
• I have them.
• Now is your time!
• Cover me you useless smucks!
• Eat hard Metal.

Korean Mob

• Look around your fucked now asshole!
• Try this on for size.
• There's no way out motherfucker!
• Take cover.
• Your making a big mistake.
• Its been fun but the party is over.

North Holland Hustlers

• Drop this fool.
• Take that motherfucker!
• I got a clean shot.
• Let's move in Fam.
• Damn son take cover.
• Got you now.
• Fuck this clown time to murk his ass.
• You finished gangsta its a wrap.
• Seize the day brothers lets russ him.
• It on and popping now.
• Play it safe take cover.
• Man don't be stupid take cover.
• Hommie down my nigga.

Spanish Lords

• Give me a smile motherfucker.
• I'ma show you who has cojones.
• I have a shot.
• You surrounded yo.
• Cabrone!
• Your mine amigo.
• HAHA we have you trapped.
• I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
• Your surrounded mama huevo.
• Hey man over here pendejoe.
• Get down!Get down!
• This is the end of the line asshole.
• Let's waste this punk man.
• He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
• He's going down.

Authority

LCPD

Neutral

• Now stay out of trouble.
• Do you want me to arrest you?
• You know I love to beat civilians.
• I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?

Stuck in Traffic

• Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
• Oh, a donut? Make it large.

During Chase

• Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
• Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
• Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
• Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
• Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
• Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
• Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
• Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
• Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
• Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
• Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
• Police car mic: Clear the streets!
• Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
• Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
• Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
• This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
• I need permission to blow his head off!
• I have confirmation on chicken shit.
• Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
• Freeze! This is the LCPD!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
• Do you think you can run from a chopper?
• One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
• Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
• Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
• That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
• I will pursue on foot!
• Pursuing on foot!
• Suspect fleeing on foot!
• I have a visual on the asshole.
• Everyone hit the deck!
• Everybody eat dirt!
• I'm gonna shoot!
• I'll shoot your tits off!
• You're dead, buck-o!
• Lay down, cabron!
• You're mine, asswipe!
• You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
• I'm still gonna get ya!
• You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
• You sorry son of a bitch!
• I smell the stink of guilt.
• Would you come the hell back!?
• This ends now!
• Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
• Charge!
• I'll shit in your mouth
• Get out of the car now!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• I've got a head-shot!
• ¡Oye puta, te veo!
• Human waste, dead ahead!
• This is the LCPD, dont move!
• Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
• Shit, why do they have to run?
• What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
• Get down numb-nuts!
• I could get that shit stain myself
• I got ya now dickweed!
• Cover my ass!
• You're dead, fucko!
• Everyone eat dirt!
• Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
• Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
• Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)

During Arrest

• You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
• What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
• That's another to add to the list of your crimes!

Near death state

• I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
• Officer down! Officer down!
• Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
• Please tell my wife I love her.
• I don't wanna die!

NOOSE

When fighting player

• I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
• Put your hands in the air.
• I got you you Son of a bitch.
• Alright everyone try to remain calm.
• Everybody take cover.
• Please evacuate the area quick.
• Get down.
• You are not safe here.
• Everybody get down and stay calm.

When downed by player

• Call 911 I'm bleeding out here.
• Help me somebody help me.
• I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast.
• I need help call for backup.
• I've been shot please call an Ambulance.

Perseus Guard

Normal

• I know you just were a problem.
• Aha! Just like jail!
• Goddamn bang!
• I'm gonna lay you out!
• Fuck outta here.
• Oh shit!
• You're gonna pay!
• I'll bust your fucking head!
• You're gonna get fucked up!
• Yo man, what the fuck you want?
• Get back, son!
• Yo, put that shit away, yo!
• Use it, or drop that shit!

External links

GTA IV audio files