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==Description== | ==Description== | ||
When Michael arrives at the destination, he sees a red [[Bison]]. He says "Ah, red truck huh", "Oh fuck it, why not". He then walks up to the front of the truck and recites the following phrase from a Epsilon booklet, "Take me to my father-father brother-uncle, Kifflom". As soon as he says this, two members of the cult emerge from behind him and promptly knock him out with a punch, both saying "Kifflom" as they do so. When Michael awakens, he is being thrown out of a black [[Bison]] in the [[Grand Senora Desert]]. He is left wearing just boxers and a tank top, but still left with all of his money and weapons. The last thing heard is the sound of [[Cris Formage]] telling him to donate $500 to the cult. | When Michael arrives at the destination, he sees a red [[Bison]]. He says "Ah, red truck huh", "Oh fuck it, why not". He then walks up to the front of the truck and recites the following phrase from a Epsilon booklet, "Take me to my father-father brother-uncle, Kifflom". As soon as he says this, two members of the cult emerge from behind him and promptly knock him out with a punch, both saying "Kifflom" as they do so. When Michael awakens, he is being thrown out of a black [[Bison]] in the [[Grand Senora Desert]]. He is left wearing just boxers and a tank top, but still left with all of his money and weapons. The last thing heard is the sound of [[Cris Formage]] telling him to donate $500 to the cult (and an e-mail is received with the same instructions). | ||
At this point, Michael is left to his own devices for getting home (any vehicle driven to the site of the truck will be gone). Switching to another character for a while is the best way to avoid a lengthy walk. | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== |
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