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The following is a '''script''' of the [[Test Drive]] mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]].
The following is a '''script''' of the '''[[Test Drive]]''' mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]].


==Script==
==Script==
(''[[Dwaine]] and [[Jethro]] is seen staring at a [[Remington]]'')
'''(''[[Dwaine|Dwayne]] and [[Jethro]] are seen staring at a [[Remington]] and exchanging cigarettes when Mexican-American [[Varrios Los Aztecas]] gang leader [[Cesar Vialpando]] arrives, causing Jethro to throw it away. Garage owner [[Carl Johnson|Carl "CJ" Johnson]] is also present there.'')'''


'''[[Cesar Vialpando]]''': Hey Carl, there's two cars on the list, ese, and they're in the [[Otto's Autos|showroom]] across town, let's go get them!
'''Cesar''': Hey Carl, there's two cars on the list, ese, and they're in the [[Otto's Autos|showroom]] across town, let's go get them!


'''[[Carl Johnson]]''': I've always admired your direct approach, hombre.
'''CJ''': I've always admired your direct approach, hombre.


(''Outside the [[Doherty Garage|garage]]'')
'''Cesar''': (''outside'') OK, let's go get those wheels!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': OK, let's go get those wheels!
'''(''Once having hopped over into a vehicle, they start having a conversation.'')'''


(''Once inside a vehicle'')
'''Cesar''': I like this place, you know.


'''Cesar Vialpando''': I like this place, you know.
'''CJ''': Where?


'''Carl Johnson''': Where?
'''Cesar''': [[San Fierro]], man. My home will always be the [[Varrios Los Aztecas|Varrios]] and [[El Corona]], but this city, it has something gentle about it.


'''Cesar Vialpando''': [[San Fierro]], man. My home will always be the [[Varrios Los Aztecas|Varrios]] and [[El Corona]], but this city, it has something gentle about it.
'''CJ''': Yeah, I know what you mean. [[Kendl Johnson|Kendl]] seems to like it to, you know?


'''Carl Johnson''': Yeah, I know what you mean. [[Kendl Johnson|Kendl]] seems to like it to, you know?
'''Cesar''': Oh yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing.


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Oh yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing.
'''CJ''': That's good, she's always been the brains in the family. She should get out the ghetto and make something of herself.


'''Carl Johnson''': That's good, she's always been the brains in the family. She should get out the ghetto and make something of herself.
'''Cesar''': I think she's aiming to make something out of ALL of us, eh!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': I think she's aiming to make something out of ALL of us, eh!
'''CJ''': Yeah, she's the moms of the family now...


'''Carl Johnson''': Yeah, she's the moms of the family now...
'''Cesar''': Hey, who's this '[[The Truth|Truth]]' guy, holmes? I don't think he's wrapped too tight!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Hey, who's this '[[The Truth|Truth]]' guy, holmes? I don't think he's wrapped too tight!
'''CJ''': He just sees everything from a different perspective, that's all. At first I thought he was just another acid casualty fruit cake. But some of the things he say... I don't know, man, it ain't all bullshit...


'''Carl Johnson''': He just sees everything from a different perspective, that's all. At first I thought he was just another acid casualty fruit cake. But some of the things he say... I don't know, man, it ain't all bullshit...
'''Cesar''': You gonna become an alien hunter, holmes?


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Hey, you gonna become an alien hunter, holmes?
'''CJ''': I'll take a rain check on that one.


'''Carl Johnson''': I'll take a rain check on that one.
'''(''Carl and Cesar arrive at Otto's Autos showroom.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar arrive at Otto's Autos showroom'')
'''Cesar''': This is the place! Hey man, the cars are upstairs! They're on the second floor.


'''Cesar Vialpando''': This is the place! Hey man, the cars are upstairs!
'''CJ''': Second floor? Aw great! Why is nothing ever easy?


'''Carl''': Aw great! Why is nothing ever easy?
'''(''Carl and Cesar walk upstairs.'')'''
 
(''Carl and Cesar walk upstairs'')


'''Dealer''': Can I help you two, errr, gentlemen?
'''Dealer''': Can I help you two, errr, gentlemen?


'''Carl Johnson''': Yeah, you can help by going to help some other motherfucker.
'''CJ''': Yeah, you can help by going to help some other motherfucker.


'''Dealer''': Y- yeah, that sounds like a good idea!
'''Dealer''': Y- yeah, that sounds like a good idea!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Alright, CJ, it's time to roll! It's follow the leader, you better keep up!
'''Cesar''': Alright, CJ, it's time to roll! It's follow the leader, you better keep up!
 
'''(''Cesar drives out of the window in an [[Elegy]].'')'''


(''Cesar drives out of the window in an [[Elegy]]'')
'''CJ''': Aw, you a maniac, ese!


'''Carl Johnson''': Aw, you a maniac, ese!
'''(''Whilst on their respective vehicles and out of the showroom, they make chase back to the garage.'')'''


(''Whilst on their respective vehicles'')
'''Cesar''': Hey, CJ, is this walkie talkie working?


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Hey, CJ, is this walkie talkie working?
'''CJ''': Yeah, reading you loud and clear!


'''Carl Johnson''': Yeah, reading you loud and clear!
'''Cesar''': C'mon, CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vialpando! Beat the [[tram]] up the hill! Piece of chocolate cake!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': C'mon, CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vialpando! Beat the [[tram]] up the hill! Piece of chocolate cake!
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city'')
'''Cesar''': This tram driver must be shittng himself, holmes!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': This tram driver must be shittng himself, holmes!
'''(''[[San Fierro Police Department]] cars with teams of cops arrive waiting at the border of Calton Heights.'')'''


(''[[San Fierro Police Department|Cops]] arrive'')
'''Cesar''': Hello cops, what took you, eh?


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Hello cops, what took you, eh?
'''(''A 2-star wanted level is attained. Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city'')
'''Cesar''': Hey, CJ, watch this... NITRO!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Hey, CJ, watch this... NITRO!
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city'')
'''Cesar''': Follow me down the hill, holmes!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Follow me down the hill, holmes!
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city'')
'''CJ''': OK, Cesar, that's enough fun. Let's get these cars back to the garage!


'''Carl Johnson''': OK, Cesar, that's enough fun. Let's get these cars back to the garage!
'''Cesar''': OK, CJ, hey, I know a quick route!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': OK, CJ, hey, I know a quick route!
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage, but have a huge insane jump down in the process.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage'')
'''Cesar''':  Holy SHIIIIIIIT! Fuck, holmes, did you see that!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Holy SHIIIIIIIT! Fuck, holmes, did you see that!
'''CJ''': Can we think about getting back before I end up in a carwreck barbeque?


'''Carl Johnson''': Can we think about getting back before I end up in a carwreck barbeque?
'''Cesar''': Sure thing, holmes.


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Sure thing, holmes.
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage'')
'''Cesar''': There's a shotcut this way!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': There's a shotcut this way!
'''(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage through an alleyway, but cops come blocking the path.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage'')
'''Cesar''': Uh-oh, more cops! BACK UP, HOLMES, BACK UP! BACK UP!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': Uh-oh, more cops! BACK UP, HOLMES, BACK UP! BACK UP!
'''(''Carl and Cesar escape the police.'')'''


(''Carl and Cesar escape the police'')
'''Cesar''': OK, we're good! See you back at the garage, CJ!


'''Cesar Vialpando''': OK, we're good! See you back at the garage, CJ!
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Latest revision as of 08:02, 24 May 2019

The following is a script of the Test Drive mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Script

(Dwayne and Jethro are seen staring at a Remington and exchanging cigarettes when Mexican-American Varrios Los Aztecas gang leader Cesar Vialpando arrives, causing Jethro to throw it away. Garage owner Carl "CJ" Johnson is also present there.)

Cesar: Hey Carl, there's two cars on the list, ese, and they're in the showroom across town, let's go get them!

CJ: I've always admired your direct approach, hombre.

Cesar: (outside) OK, let's go get those wheels!

(Once having hopped over into a vehicle, they start having a conversation.)

Cesar: I like this place, you know.

CJ: Where?

Cesar: San Fierro, man. My home will always be the Varrios and El Corona, but this city, it has something gentle about it.

CJ: Yeah, I know what you mean. Kendl seems to like it to, you know?

Cesar: Oh yeah, she's really getting her head into this business thing.

CJ: That's good, she's always been the brains in the family. She should get out the ghetto and make something of herself.

Cesar: I think she's aiming to make something out of ALL of us, eh!

CJ: Yeah, she's the moms of the family now...

Cesar: Hey, who's this 'Truth' guy, holmes? I don't think he's wrapped too tight!

CJ: He just sees everything from a different perspective, that's all. At first I thought he was just another acid casualty fruit cake. But some of the things he say... I don't know, man, it ain't all bullshit...

Cesar: You gonna become an alien hunter, holmes?

CJ: I'll take a rain check on that one.

(Carl and Cesar arrive at Otto's Autos showroom.)

Cesar: This is the place! Hey man, the cars are upstairs! They're on the second floor.

CJ: Second floor? Aw great! Why is nothing ever easy?

(Carl and Cesar walk upstairs.)

Dealer: Can I help you two, errr, gentlemen?

CJ: Yeah, you can help by going to help some other motherfucker.

Dealer: Y- yeah, that sounds like a good idea!

Cesar: Alright, CJ, it's time to roll! It's follow the leader, you better keep up!

(Cesar drives out of the window in an Elegy.)

CJ: Aw, you a maniac, ese!

(Whilst on their respective vehicles and out of the showroom, they make chase back to the garage.)

Cesar: Hey, CJ, is this walkie talkie working?

CJ: Yeah, reading you loud and clear!

Cesar: C'mon, CJ, see if you can keep up with Cesar Vialpando! Beat the tram up the hill! Piece of chocolate cake!

(Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.)

Cesar: This tram driver must be shittng himself, holmes!

(San Fierro Police Department cars with teams of cops arrive waiting at the border of Calton Heights.)

Cesar: Hello cops, what took you, eh?

(A 2-star wanted level is attained. Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.)

Cesar: Hey, CJ, watch this... NITRO!

(Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.)

Cesar: Follow me down the hill, holmes!

(Carl and Cesar continue to ride around the city.)

CJ: OK, Cesar, that's enough fun. Let's get these cars back to the garage!

Cesar: OK, CJ, hey, I know a quick route!

(Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage, but have a huge insane jump down in the process.)

Cesar: Holy SHIIIIIIIT! Fuck, holmes, did you see that!

CJ: Can we think about getting back before I end up in a carwreck barbeque?

Cesar: Sure thing, holmes.

(Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage.)

Cesar: There's a shotcut this way!

(Carl and Cesar continue to make their way back to the garage through an alleyway, but cops come blocking the path.)

Cesar: Uh-oh, more cops! BACK UP, HOLMES, BACK UP! BACK UP!

(Carl and Cesar escape the police.)

Cesar: OK, we're good! See you back at the garage, CJ!