The Fixer's Assassinations/Script
The following is a script of The Fixer's Assassinations in Grand Theft Auto IV.
First Call
Niko: Uhhh... hello? I'm a friend of Phil's.
Fixer: Niko Bellic, I know who you are, brother. You're after some money.
Niko: Just like everyone else in this city. What's your deal?
Fixer: People come to me when they need something handled. I come to people like you when I need someone handled. Do you get me, brother?
Niko: I get you.
Fixer: When you've taken care of something for me, call me on my cellular, but no specifics. Phil's good at that. I only talk business on a hard line.
Calling
Niko: Alright brother, I'm in need of a job.
Niko: Alright, man. You got any work for me?
Niko: Hey, is there anything you need done?
Niko: I'd like some work, brother.
Niko: I'd like some work, my friend. You got anything?
(Calling after a successful assassination)
Fixer: I have a client with a problem. You'll get your normal rate to assist them with it.
Fixer: There's a file for you, brother. A quick, smooth job like the last one is what we need.
(Calling after failing an assassination)
Niko: Hey, you got any work for me?
Niko: Hey brother, is there anything that needs to be handled?
Niko: I'm looking to earn some money, friend.
Fixer: There's a job available, but you can't disappoint the client like you did last time.
Fixer: I've got work for you, but it needs to be done. I only get you the prices I do because I am known for reliability.
Missions
Bailing out for Good
Fixer: There's some heat on this one. The target is at the police station in Leftwood.
Dead End
Fixer: The target is in Alderney City. You're being relied on to eliminate it.
Derelict Target
Fixer: It's three men, they've been lured to an old building in Alderney City. Finish them there.
Hook, Line and Sinker
Fixer: The target you're after is on a boat at the northern mouth of the West River. Take it out.
Industrial Action
Fixer: You need to eliminate three targets at the refinery in the Acter Industrial Park.
Migration Control
Fixer: Go to Alderney City. The target you require is on top of the Booth Tunnel.
R.U.B. Down
Fixer: The target's over in the Acter Industrial Park. Make this quiet.
Taken Out
Fixer: The target is in a car, they're moving around Alderney. Take them out.
Water Hazard
Fixer: The target's on a boat trip in the canal between Tudor and Acter. Make sure they don't come back.
Post mission phone calls
Completing a mission
Niko: Everything is taken care of, brother.
Niko: I baked the bread for you, my friend.
Niko: I closed that file for you, brother.
Niko: It's done, brother.
Niko: It is now time to collect from the client.
Niko: My end of this deal is complete.
Niko: Tell the client that they don't need to worry.
Niko: The kids are in bed and the dishes are done.
Fixer: If you're in need of another file we can discuss it - on the hard line.
Fixer: Right on, brother. I'll collect the funds. If you want more work, contact me on the hard line.
Fixer: Righteous. I'll get our payment. Contact me on the outside line for more jobs.
Fixer: The client will be pleased to hear that. If you want more files, you can reach me on the outside line.
Fixer: This is a regular account. I'll inform the accountant of your success.
(After all missions have been completed)
Fixer: You've done good, brother. Cleared a lot of files form my desk. Can't use you no more though. A man loses taste for this kind of work after a time. I can't run that risk with a partner.
Niko: I understand. This is not the type of thing you want to develop a taste for.
Fixer: Be cool, brother. Keep your senses alert and you might make retirement. Not many in this game cross that line. So long.
Failing a mission
Niko: A red sock got in with the white wash. You're going to look like a dick.
Niko: I am afraid those eggs got broken before we could make an omelet.
Niko: The turkey flew the nest before we could have our thanksgiving dinner, brother. I hate to disappoint.
Niko: Sorry, brother. The milk went sour. You're going to have to drink your coffee black.
Fixer: Alright, I'll bring another team into play. Get me on the hard line if you still think this is your game.
Fixer: I'll have to outsource this to a cleanup crew. Reach me on the outside line if you think you're up for another job.
Fixer: I'll see what I can do about this. Reach me on the hard line if you want another pass at a job, brother.
Fixer: I've made provisions for this, brother. Get me on the outside line if you are still interested in working for me.