The Job/Script
The following is a script for The Job, a mission in GTA Vice City.
Tommy Vercetti: As you can see gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.
Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider getting into law.
Phil Cassidy: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan anyway? Take communism, now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?
Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security, and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.
Ken Rosenberg: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...
Tommy Vercetti: Ken... Ken, that's right, Ken here, he washes the money for us and he keeps the drink on ice.
(Laughter)
Hilary King: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.
Tommy Vercetti: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.
(Outside Malibu Club.)
Tommy Vercetti: I'll drive
Hilary King: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til i tell the group about this.
(Tommy drive the team to the bank.)
Cam Jones: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room !
Hilary King: I am not!
Cam Jones: Are too!
Tommy Vercetti: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk!
Cam Jones: Yeah - HILARY.
Tommy Vercetti: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!
(The team arrive in the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)
Tommy Vercetti: Keep driving around the block, OK?
Hilary King: Okay. Tommy. Okay.
(Hilary drive away. The team go to the bushes beside the bank to change their clothes to Bank Job outfit.)
Tommy Vercetti: Okay, guys. Nice and easy... just as we plan...
(The team raid the bank.)
Tommy Vercetti: THIS IS A RAID!!! NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!!! Phil! Hold down the fort.
Phil Cassidy: Wilco roger that!
Tommy Vercetti: Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...
(Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examine the vault.)
Cam Jones: Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.
Tommy Vercetti: I'll go see where he's holed up.
(Tommy head downstairs.)
Tommy Vercetti: Phil! Things still sweet?
Phil Cassidy: Sure! Everything's reaaal quiet.
(Tommy find the manager hiding in his office.)
Tommy Vercetti: You - you're coming with me.
Manager: Okay! Okay! Just don't shoot!
Phil Cassidy: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!
(Tommy take the manager to the vault.)
Manager: It's a time lock. You might as well give up soon!
Cam Jones: Hell, i can bypass the time lock. Now we just your key code and we good!
Tommy Vercetti: Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, i'll be back soon...
(Tommy head downstairs but suddenly the alarm go off.)
Phil Cassidy: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TOUCH THAT ALARM! The SWAT team will be here any minute! I could do some help here, Tommy!
SWAT (voice): Vice City SWAT! You are completely surrounded!
Phil Cassidy: Surrounded? HAHAHAHaha! They're crapping themself, corrupt bastard!
Cam Jones: Tommy! The vault's open.
Tommy Vercetti: OK. We got SWAT retirement funds. Let's get out of here!
SWAT (voice): Okay! You asked for it! You got your last chance!
Phil Cassidy: They're storming the place! Take cover!
(Phil and Tommy kill all the attackng SWATs)
Phil Cassidy: That the last of them! Go! Go! Go!
(Outside the bank.)
Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!
(Hilary come.)
Hilary King: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!
(The SWATs killed Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's home.)