User:Gta-mysteries/E-mails
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| Logging On | roman@eyefind.info | Good to see you online! | Good to see you online cousin! And good to know you in this country, by my side - the Bellic Boys showing the world what is up. Man, if our two idiotic, useless, bullying fathers could see us now! They'd turn in their miserable graves! Fuck them. We made it, man. This country is ripe for the plucking. I'm really glad you're here. Listen - we are going to take this shit over, baby!
See ya later Roman |
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com | Genetically different baby! | I just wanted to say, I broke my own sit up record today. 2000/ Genetically different, baby. You know what I'm saying? I love you all. I'm so fucking pumped I want to rip someone's throat out. If anyone wants to go out on the prowl tonight for proper weapon's grade talent and put in some serious damage with the bitches, let me know. Love you all. The big cheese. PS - mom - sorry, I won't be able to make Aunt Judith's tomorrow. Did you do my washing? PPS all of you bitches check out my website! It's pure bling.
Later, Brucie Kibbutz |
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| roman@eyefind.info | Michelle | Listen, cousin, give that Michelle a call I know she likes you, and you need to get some action. She's a nice girl. You've got her number - call her up.
See ya later Roman |
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| HOSSAN75@grype.org | How you doing? | How you doing? Did you decide to stay in Liberty City? How's your cousin? i stayed. I heard everyone did. Did you hear about poor Captain. Poor man. He turned up dead and drunk in the river. And everyone else jumped ship? I wonder what those Chinese guys did with that heroin they were supposedly smuggling? Anyway, I jumped ship and I'm around. I'm just down in Florida, but I'm back soon. Hopefully bump into you. I might get a job seeing fake handbags in Suffolk. There's a lot of money to be made here. It's crazy!
Take care. Hossan |
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| Out of the Closet | roman@eyefind.info | Thanks | Listen, thanks for doing that. I didn't think you'd mind dating a guy after all that time in the merchant navy. Bruce is really grateful. He'll be a good contact for us. Anyway, listen, I know you'll be mad, but I've been having a run of bad luck. The thing about luck is it changes, so maybe you can bail me out? Nothing crazy. Think of it as an investment. I hereby make you a minority shareholder in R.B.E. - I'm the C.E.O. - we're in business, cousin!
See ya later Roman |
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com | Check it! Bitches dig men who know their tunes. | You seen this Zit! shit yet? You dial 948 555 0100 on your phone and it tells you whatever track is playing in the background. I guess there's a room full of geeks in some warehouse listening to all the songs or something. Who gives a shit how it's done, it's awesome for impressing the bitches in the clubs with your music knowledge. Not that my cut abs, bulging pecs and monster sized bar tabs don't impress them enough. You got me!?!?!?! ALPHA! Thought a player like you would appreciate this stuff.
Later, Brucie Kibbutz |
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| Final Interview | FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com | Head Hunting | Niko,
You might want to look at www.goldberglignerandshyster.com. There's a job in the recruitment section that I think you'd be perfect for. Have a killer interview. Best wishes, Deputy Commissioner McReary |
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com | Pimp your phone! | Found this website called www.vipluxuryringtones.com You can drop some major dollars on ringtones and themes and shit. Bro, whenever you bring out your cell, bitches are gonna know how fucking money you are. Shit, when they my lats and then hear my VIP 100 dollar ringtone they know that Brucie is ALPHA. A high roller like you should check that shit out.
Later, Brucie Kibbutz |
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| Vodkalini@pointclickshipabitch.com | PLEASE HELP!!!!!!! | Dear Sir, Ma, Family
Ho May the blessing of the Almighty God be with. Probably you might be wondering who is it that is writing you this letter. Relax and be blessed it is a friend from www.pointclickshipabitch.com. I joined Club in * when I was surfing through the net if there is Organisation that links people of the world together except from all this dating stuffs. Alas, that when I was found and joined the Club and since then I have been trying to get in touches with you. You are the first person or family I'm writing letter to, therefore, let me start by introducing, my nameLenova Vodkalini and I Russian. I always been a victim of circumstances since I was born, first that I have enormous breasts and I don't know what to do with them. Lenova Vodkalini |
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| The Holland Play | bigdwayne94@eyefind.info | Yo | Sup,
Its Dwayne man. Just thought Id holla at ya on this email shit. I dont rite 2 good but shit you aint from here even so what does it matter it you. Man I don't got 2 many friends no more. These dayz is real lonely like. Y don't you and me hang out some? Kick it u no. That could be good. Out. Dwayne |
Sure, Dwayne. That could be good. - N | Sorry, Dwayne. I'm a busy guy. - N |
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info | I miss you. | Nadam se da si dobro i da si srecan u Americi. I hope this reaches you and you respond. I miss you. I write in English because now you are like Roman. He tells me he only speaks English now. I know things better for you to be out in the world, and away from here, but I miss you. It is mother's duty to miss son. Are you no longer in sea? Have you stopped that world for good, or will you go back? Will you ever come back to me? It gladdens heart of mine to think of you and your cousin together, living a good life in America, and at the same time, breaks heart of mine to think of you never here. I know life has not always easy for you, Niko. I know you had many trouble, and I know you have done many bad thing, but please know that I am mother, your mother, and I do not judge you. I judge the world for making you so, you who has so much to give people, who is man of principle, who always tried to live the correct way. Life here is the same as it always was. People argue, the farms suffer, we pay taxes for new parliament buildings and government reports, and live in poverty. For country people, life is the same the world. Please write me.
Tvoja voljena majika. Mother |
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| Blood Brothers (if Francis is spared) |
FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com | Those Who've Strayed from the Path | I don't know if you've heard, but I recently lost my brother, Derrick. It was a horrible family tragedy. I can't help but think I might have ended up with a similar fate to his if I had chosen a different path. This world is made up of people, like me, who stand tall and walk a straight line, and people, like my brother, who choose the path of wrongdoing. If you need any info on the mopes and degenerates out there, you might want to look at
www.libertycitypolice.com/database.html Best Wishes, Deputy Commissioner McReary |
This might be a list of bad guys, but I bet your name ain't on it. - N | From what I've seen, most people in this city are criminals. I don't need a police database to confirm that. - N |
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| Milicabellic@eyefind.info | Thank you. | Moj dragi sine,
thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon. Your loving mother. Mother |
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| Roman@eyefind.info | Shit! | Shit! Michelle was working for someone? Fuck... I don't know what to say.
See ya later Roman |
you set me up with a man, and you set me up with a cop. Maybe you should give up the match making, you moron. | Maybe you could say that you're a moron and you won't set me up with anymore undercover agents or cops. | |
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleauots.com | Brucie Owns Reality, Bro! | Man,
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Shit, Brucie. I'll check it out. You may not be as famous as these people but you're just as much of an idiot. | There are more important things in life than being a celebrity or having good abs. You've been spending too much time fluffing the bouncer at Masionette 9. - Niko. | |
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