User:Gta-mysteries/Mafiya Work Tasks
This friend of my nephew's wants to be big time gangster like he see in movies. Meet him, will you.
- Hook up with the wannabe gangster.
I don't trust my girlfriend with none of these date raping Liberty City cab drivers. Pick her and take her where she want to go.
- Escort Petrovic's girl.
I bring my mother to Liberty City and all she does is drink and play bridge. Shit, it makes her happy so who cares, right? Pick up her bridge partners and take them where they play.
- Take the bridge partners to the game.
I went to Autoeroticar dealership and he tell me that there is a waiting list for SuperGTs. The person to being me one will be rewarded.
- Steal a SuperGT for Petrovic.
I have been given a kind gift by an old friend from back home. He knows these sniper rifles are good but not good enough to reach him over there. Please, help yourself.
- Help yourself to a sniper rifle.
Some freaky hitmen are in from out of town, They're trying to whack out crew. Get them first.
- Get to the hitmen first.
I want protection money off every business in this area. Man who owns vending machine company thinks he is exempt. Destroy his machines.
- Destroy the delivery of vending machines.
The stupid Angels of Death have been annoying me. The head of this organization has a bike he calls Sexy Charlie. Destroy it.
- Destroy the biker's chopper.
I want sexy car for myself and stupid Vanya steals whole transporter load of them. Come take one if you want.
- Take one of Vanya's cars.
My nephew's crew is going to steal some flat screens, but they need some vans to do it with. Damn family, eh? Bring vans to him.
- Steal the vans for the job.
I knew I should only invest my money in more drugs and pussy. I gave cash to a yuppie hedge fund and they rip me off. Make sure the manager and his traders can't do anymore deals.
- Close down the manager and his traders.
Vanya is drunk out his brain on Cherchenkov. He can't kill nobody when he's that drunk. Take him somewhere to dry out.
- Take Vanya somewhere to dry out.
We will teach this shit for his reluctance to cut us in on the cars he has stolen. He is moving them out of the city. Either bring them to me or destroy them.
- Steal the stolen cars or destroy them if you can't.
So, some hacker gets into my computer and sees my private files. Bring me his laptop and wipe his circuitry while you're at it.
- Kill the hacker and take his laptop to Petrovic.
I had to whack Ivo last night. It wasn't pretty, but these things happen, yes. If someone wants his car, they can have it.
- Take Ivo's car.
The LCPD are launching simultaneous raids on out operations. Make this difficult for them.
- Stop the LCPD.
We have gained the attention of a federal government surveillance crew. Grind them to dust for their impertinence.
- Take out the surveillance crew.
The politician will not be bought. Stupid man has principles. See if they are still there when you have destroyed his campaign posters and killed his campaign manager.
- Destroy the campaign posters and take out his campaign manager.
This twenty-four hour rave culture is something I will not understand. My nephew says that they have run out of ecstasy at a party. Please drop some one before everyone comes down.
- Deliver the ecstasy.
New people have just arrived from the homeland. You pick them up, show them what happens in American.
- Pick up the recruits.
Some ugly bikers have been fucking with our crew. Now it is our turn to be fucking them them. Go!
- Go and fuck with the bikers.
An associate has turned against the Organizatsiya. He must be silenced before he testifies.
- Silence the associate.
Thieving punks have no respect for nothing. They steal my Cognoscenti last night. I have tracking device in it and I watch them drive in circles. Get it back for me.
- Return the Cognoscenti to Petrovic.
A guy I pay in LCPD tells me the Feds are watching the cars we have stashed our smack in. Only we cannot afford to leave them alone. You must take the cars anyway and deliver them.
- Move the cars with heroin in them.
My girlfriend blew her yoga instructor. Now we must blow him up. I have filled a vehicle with explosives, put it in position for me.
- Put the rigged vehicle in position.
Poor Anton was killed by some monsters. They tell me that all is left is his head.
Kill the scum who did this then bury Anton's beautiful head at sea.
- Kill Anton's murderers then bury Anton's head at sea.
Shit, that idiot Vanya did not manage to kill that rat, Anton. He is being taken to a hospital in an ambulance, Destroy it before they get there.
- Stop Anton getting to hospital.
Some local businesses are refusing to pay protection money. Show them what they need protection from. Destroy their vans and take out their employees.
- Destroy the vehicles and take out the workers.
Crazy bikers are up all night on meth. They getting too fucking lazy to run their own stills even. Bring them some crystal to keep them quiet.
- Take some crystal to the bikers.
I just bought a new car, but I feel common. Everybody is driving these Sultans. Go and destroy some of them so mine looks more impressive.
- Get rid of the other Sultans.
Cops are seizing out illegal booze, they will soon discover that is mostly paint thinner. Destroy it all before they can.
- Destroy the illegal booze.
The Angels of Death think they are so clever. So what if the blew up out meth lab? They won't be so happy with themselves when you have killed them and brought me the chapter leader's bike, will they?
- Wipe out the bikers and steal the chapter leader's bike.
Boris the rat has returned to Liberty City. He thinks that all has been forgotten between us. Punish him for his stupidity.
- Exterminate Boris the rat.
Young Vasil has turned into a rat. He is meeting with his federal government handlers. None can survive.
- Take down Vasil and his fed handlers.
I though accountants were too boring to steal, I was wrong. Close the books on this number cruncher.
- Audit the accountant.
A prototype gun has arrived from the Motherland. Made of strong Russian steel. Take it to the buyer.
- Deliver the prototype gun to the buyer.
It is time to deliver out bribes to the dirty fat cops in the area. So nice to know that this country is just as corrupt as homeland.
- Deliver the bribes to the dirty cops.
Some peasant dealer and his crew think they can rip me off. Me, Kenny Petrovic! Kill them all.
- Wipe out the dealer & his crew.
Vanya is burying the bodies of a stickup crew we had to get rid of. Only, we can't leave the heads on because we don't want them identified. Come get the heads and drop them in river, okay?
- Get rid of the decapitated head in the river.
Our men in the field are running low on supplies. Go out to their cars and bring with you a re-up of marijuana.
- Deliver a re-up of marijuana to the dealers.
My stupid nephew and his friends have screwed up a robbery they did not have permission for. Bring them to me for a talk.
- Convey Petrovic's nephew and his friends to him.
A Triad hit squad killed Georgi. They shall pay for this. Kill them all.
- Hit the Triad hit squad.
Some girls from the gentleman's club I own went back to a bachelor party and men are refusing to pay and getting violent. Kill the cheap shits, take the girls somewhere safe.
- Take down the bachelors and rescue the girls.
Why do they force me to do this? I do not like killing. These dumb Irish hoods, they want to take out territory. Kill them all.
- Deal with the Irish hoods.
I am investing in a classic car, only these American geeks look after their too well. Destroy some other Voodoos so the value of mine increases.
- Destroy the Voodoos.
I give you one piece of advice, do not get a daughter. They suck the life out of you. Mine suddenly wants a pink Feltzer. Get it for her so she can think about what she needs next.
- Steal a pink Feltzer for Petrovic's daughter.
I cannot get the bloodstains off the upholstery of these cars. I'm not going to use them but you are more than welcome.
- Get one of the vehicles.
An ambitious FIB agent has been building a case on me. Problem for him is that his supervisor is on my payroll. She tells me the evidence is in his car. Steal it and bring it to me.
- Get the FIB agent's car.
Scabs are continuing to work despite the strike. Make an example of them to ensure discipline in the union.
- Make an example of the scabs.
A group of Albanian hoods think they are big enough to muscle us out of an area. Cull some of them.
- Cull some of the Albanian hoods.
My associate, he was injured doing something he should not have been. Police do not know so should be safe for him to go to hospital. Take him there.
- Take the associate to hospital.
It does not matter what my nephew said or did to these bikers. He is family. Get rid of the gang for their treatment of him.
- Clear out the bikers.
Arrogant American is trying to sell shit on our ground. Kill his dealers and bring their cars to me.
- Wipe out the dealers and steal their vehicles.
Russians, we know how to keep mouths shut. Americans just yabber, yabber, yabber. I hear about big drug deal. You go there, take the cash and the shit and you bring it to me.
- Steal the cash and the product.
I'm getting bored of this car. Come and steal it from me so I can claim the insurance, okay.
- Steal Petrovic's car.
People are loving our shit. They smoke our marijuana more quickly than we can put it on the street. Please provide our dealers with a re-up.
- Distribute the marijuana to the dealers.
Vanya is so lazy. He kills everyone I ask, then he just leaves body in car. Sink these cars in water before they stink too bad.
- Sink the cars in the river.
My lawyer introduced me to this group of hip hoppers. Problem is they spend time in music school, not the ghetto. You show them gangster life, okay?
- Link up with the hip-hop posse.
These grenades are too noisy for my liking. You can use them though. Please, they are here.
- Help yourself to some grenades.
Damn cops have found some of our stolen cars. They are waiting to have them collected by evidence teams. Destroy them before that happens.
- Destroy the stolen cars.
Stupid punk is trying to blackmail me. Get rid of him so I don't have to pay.
- Silence the blackmailer.
A careless politician does not know what is good for him, he will not give us the contracts we want. Maybe if you destroy his car, he will see sense.
- Destroy the politician's car.
My daughter and her pretty friends want to go somewhere. Take them. If they go blind from sex disease, you will pay.
- Escort Petrovic's daughter and her friends to where they want to go.
Snobbish wasps have down my wife's application to fancy club. She will not shut up about it. Get rid of the committee so her appeal stands better chance.
- Exterminate the committee.
Urgh. I feel like death. The shitting manager at that fast food joint has poisoned me. I knew something was wrong. Show him what death really feels like, okay? Argh.
- Get rid of the manager from the fast food joint.
The Pavanos are not living in the present. They refuse to accept that I am in charge of garbage collection in this area now. Destroy their trucks to show them.
- Destroy the garbage trucks.
A couple of dirty cops just killed Victor. Show him that his badge does not make him invincible.
- Clean up the dirty cops.
I hate these video games. If there is one thing that is destroying minds in this city, it is not drugs, it is them. Get rid of these arcade machines before they are delivered.
- Destroy the arcade machines.
My favourite stripper, Juliet, has been fired for punching the manager in the balls. Shit, I tip her extra for that. Go pick her up and take her home, okay?
- Take Juliet home.
It is bad enough to lost at cards, you do not want lucky bastard who wins to start bragging about it. Close this man's mouth.
- Clear out the gambler.
Stupid Vanya thought he would kill Councilman Rodgers when he blew up his house. Did not realize that he would be at his boyfriend's place. Now the Councilman is wandering streets. Clean up the job.
- Finish Councilman Rodgers.
Some foolish members of an American jury are not reaching the verdict I desire. Eliminate them.
- Take down the Jury members.
It is time to tax the local economy for out protection money. Go do it.
- Collect the protection money.
My new girlfriend is kosher. She cannot stand all these hot dog stands in the area. Destroy them.
- Destroy the hot dog stands.
Fucking Triads have declared war on me and my people. We will show them what war really is. Clear the area of them. Make them suffer.
- Clear the area of the Triads.
My girlfriend left me for a movie producer, thinks she is going to be actress. Take my laptop to internet guy so he can upload photos of her. No one going to let her be actress when they see her do this stuff.
- Deliver Petrovic's laptop.
My dumb nephew won a big motorcycle race. The organizers want to see his bike to make sure he didn't cheats. Come steal it so they'll never know it was super charged.
- Steal the race bike.
Stupid hoods think they can strong arm out operations. Maybe you show them we are not weak.
- Deal with the hoods.
How does anything get stolen in this city when everyone just goes out partying? Is worse than back home. I need to get this done though, go an pick up my wasted crew.
- Collect Petrovic's wasted crew.
I've been tipped off about some shipments of flatscreen TVs. This time we will not waste energy on stealing broken vibrators. Get the trucks back here.
- Steal the trucks.
A property firm is making life very difficult. They are trying to sell the vacant building where we have our meth labs. Destroy their advertisements so no one can buy the space.
- Destroy the property firm's advertisements.
The local government in reluctant to give us the trash collection contracts. Take out the collectors working now so we're the only option for the job.
- End the garbage collectors' careers.
If anyone wants dirty weapons, they can come and get them. I don't want to get tied to all the murders.
- Grab the dirty weapons.
I have the itch. Bring me many prostitute so I can choose nice girl to scratch it.
- Fetch some prostitutes for Petrovic.
Some game designers from Scotland are in Liberty City on research trip. They want see what happens on the street so they can make violent video game. You meet them.
- Rendezvous with the game designers.
Hey, I bet my motorcycle when I was playing poker last night. The piece of shit who got lucky is going to be boastful. Destroy the bike so he cannot be.
- Destroy the motorcycle
My cousin, Igor, he wants to go bowling. He is, you know, simple. Pick up his buddies and bring them to him.
- Take Igor's buddies to him.
I have been robbed and insulted. Stick-up men do not think I know how much money I sent them to take and they short change me. Punish them for their treachery.
- Punish the stick-up men.
My wife, the crazy bitch, is onto my mistress. Says she going to rip her face off. I like my girlfriend's face. Will you take her out of the area so my wife can't do this?
- Escort Petrovic's mistress out of the area.
There is too much money in this crack cocaine to ignore it. Take out all the dealers so we can gain control.
- Clean out the crack dealers from the area.
Someone has filled a moped tank full with cocaine. Was planning on taking it to that club, Hercules. Take the moped so we can sell it instead.
- Steal the moped.
I am so horny I can barely walk, let alone drive. Someone pick me up and take me to these hot little bitches I know. That should cool me down.
- Take Petrovic to see his bitches.
I slept with greedy woman last night. My sex and a ten dollar tip is not enough for her. She wants more money or she will go to my wife. Stop this from happening.
- Silence the woman.
Stupid Vitali got himself shot. We can't take him to no hospital so you got to bring the doctor here. Hurry.
- Take the doctor to Vitali.
Some Jamaicans have come up to Liberty City for a cocaine deal. This could be a good contact for us. Meet up with them.
- Meet up with the Jamaicans.
We are working with a Jamaican, calls himself Small Jacob. He has a deal to make. Ferry him there.
- Escort Jacob to the deal.
Fuck. I don't care if it was stolen in the first place. Find the shits who took my car, kill them and bring it back to me.
- Take down the thieves and return the stolen vehicle.
That crazy stuntwoman bitch still hangs around me. Someone take her off my hands, okay?
- Meet up with the stuntwoman.
Fucking Bryce Dawkins, the deputy mayor, is getting on my nerves. Someone steal his car. That might piss off enough so he will listen to me.
- Steal the deputy mayor's car.
Two bit Irish gangster name of Gordon, wants to go out whoring. I would tell him to screw himself but he did me a favour. Take him out, yes?
- Take Gordon out whoring.
My beautiful daughter got conned into being in internet porno. Kill the sleazy scum who defiled her.
- Take down the pornographers.
The Pavanos are giving their crew a load of tasteless marble states as present. They are so ugly it offends me. Destroy the statues.
- Destroy the marble statues.
I need hard cash to bankroll an operation. Armored vans are filling up ATMs around the area. Bring them and their contents to me.
- Deliver the armored vans to Petrovic.
I think that one of my accountants is touching up the books, but I must be sure. Bring me his laptop computer.
- Take the accountants computer to Petrovic.
How can Yuri be so stupid? He gets himself arrested by a cop pretending to be a prostitute. Get rid of the cops guarding him and then take the car with him in the back.
- Get rid of cops guarding Yuri and take the cop car with him in the back.
I have told the business owners in this area that should not work. If you see any of their vans operating, destroy them.
- Destroy the business's vans.
I do not have problem with my daughter screwing someone. She is human. I just have problem with her screwing two bit gangsters. Take her boyfriend off the market.
- Dump the boyfriend.
Autoeroticar is driving sexy sports cars around the area as promotion. I do not think it's fair to rub poor peoples' nose in it. Steal the cars and bring them back to me.
- Deliver the sports cars to Petrovic.
I have arranged to meet this American gangster, Ancelotti. Round up the men so I can show him out strength.
- Bring Petrovic's men to him.