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==It's Your Call==
==Blow Your Cover==
===Roman's car is destroyed===
===Playboy X is killed===
'''Roman''': I see what I can do about getting money for cab. You think anyone will let me take out insurance policy? We see.
'''Niko''': I'm afraid that your friend Playboy, he had an accident, he ain't gonna be around no more.


===Loan sharks attacked===
'''Elizabeta''': Playboy was a fool, but he earned. This ain't good. Come back to see me.
'''Roman''': Shit, I have to call these loan sharks and try to make things cool.


===Loan sharks see Niko===
===Johnny is killed===
'''Niko''': Cousin, you don't need to worry about those guys. I think I just persuaded them to drop your debt.  
'''Niko''': The deal didn't happen, Elizabeta. Johnny, your biker friend, got himself killed before the meet. Sorry


'''Roman''': What have you done, cousin? This is not good. Others will come and take more money from us. I really must win now. Leave me here.
'''Elizabeta''': Pato! No money and a good earner is dead. Why I surround myself with you people?


===Loan sharks catch Roman===
===Playboy X is abandoned===
'''Roman''': Cousin, shit. Why you no warn me that these guys are coming in the store? Now they take all my money from me.
'''Niko''': The deal didn't go so good. Charlie was an undercover cop. I think the Feds have Playboy.


'''Niko''': If they had not taken it, other players would have. It's all the same, Roman.
'''Elizabeta''': Shit. The boy will say anything to get out of doing hard time. Why you not fucking keep hold of him?
 
'''Roman''': Eh, fuck you Niko.
 
==Three's a Crowd==
===Car is destroyed===
'''Niko''': Cousin, the car got screwed. I couldn't get your woman to her place.
 
'''Roman''': Now I'm really in the doghouse. Thanks a lot, cousin.
 
===Girls get killed===
'''Niko''': Cousin, I'm sorry. The girls have some injuries.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.
 
===Mallorie gets killed===
'''Michelle''': What's wrong with you Niko?
 
'''Niko''': roman, I am sorry, but Mallorie... she got hurt.
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, no. I should have driven her. Shit.
 
===Michelle gets killed===
'''Mallorie''': My god!
 
'''Niko''': Cousin, Mallorie's friend, Michelle.. had an accident.
 
'''Roman''': I hope it wasn't too serious. I thought you two would get on. I will call Mallorie.
 
===Shop assistant is killed===
'''Niko''': Hey, Roman. Maybe I shouldn't be trusted to do my own shopping. Me and the shop assistant had a difference in opinion over the pricing.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.
 
==Bleed Out==
===Dardan escapes===
'''Roman''': We got some of them, cousin. But not all. This is not a good thing.
 
===Roman's car is destroyed===
'''Roman''': Screw money I owe the Albanians, paying for the cab will be a lot harder. See you later, cousin.
 
==First Date==
===Michelle is scared off===
'''Niko''': I'm sorry about that, Michelle. I get carried away sometimes.
 
'''Michelle''': I didn't realize you were so violent, Niko. Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals?
 
'''Niko''': I can look after myself Michelle, don't worry about me. Sorry again.
 
===Michelle is abandoned===
'''Niko''': Sorry I had to run out on our date, Michelle. Something important came up.
 
'''Michelle''': Is that a fact? You haven't gotten involved in anything dubious here in Liberty City, have you? You'd tell me if you had, wouldn't you?
 
'''Niko''': We don't know each other very well, Michelle. I'll talk to you soon.
 
===Michelle's car is destroyed===
'''Niko''': I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.
 
'''Michelle''': Do you mean you'd steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals, Niko?
 
'''Niko''': Forget about it, I'll talk to you soon, bye.
 
==Easy Fare==
===Jermaine dies===
'''Niko''': Roman, man, I got some bad news. Your client, Jermaine, he got hurt.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, Niko. He was one of my only regulars. This ain't good at all, man. Later.
 
===Roman's car is destroyed===
'''Niko''': Hey Roman, sorry about this, but your cab got trashed.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, how come you trash my cab but you never trash those tanks you drive back home? This is real bad, man.
 
==Jamaican Heat==
===Little Jacob is killed===
'''Niko''': Bad shit happen, cousin. Jacob ain't around no more.
 
'''Roman''': Jacob. Oh, oh... I don't want know what happened. Fuck, now I have to call his friend Real Badman. This ain't going to go well cousin.
 
==Bull in a China Shop==
===Shop owner is killed===
'''Niko''': Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead.
 
'''Vlad''': Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now you cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.
 
==Hung Out to Dry==
===Shop owner is killed===
'''Niko''': Vlad, the muscovite ain't around no more.
 
'''Vlad''': I hope you didn't kill him, I hope he choked on some detergent or something? Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now your cousin's going to have to owe me for this as well.
 
===Shop owner escapes===
'''Niko''': Vlad, I couldn't catch your friend.
 
'''Vlad''': Fucking yokel, you were meant to teach him a lesson. He's going to be the problem buzzing in my ears now. Dipshit!
 
==Clean Getaway==
===Jimmy's car is destroyed===
'''Niko''': Hey, Vlad. The car you wanted, it's... how you say? Fucked.
 
'''Vlad''': You're going to be fucked when I'm done with you, yokel. Come back to see me.
 
'''Roman''': I hope you're going to buy me dinner first, Vlad. I'm not that easy.
 
==Ivan the Not So Terrible==
===Ivan escapes===
'''Niko''': Hey, Vlad. I lost your boyfriend. He got away from me.
 
'''Vlad''': I should have known you would screw this up. You are born loser, just like your cousin. Come see me sometime.
 
==Uncle Vlad==
===Vlad escapes===
'''Roman''': This is fate telling us to give up, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': I decide when I will give up on something, cousin.
 
==Concrete Jungle==
 
==Crime and Punishment==
===Vans are shot or destroyed===
'''Niko''': Dimitri, I couldn't get you that shipment.
 
'''Dimitri''': Mikhail does not tolerate failure. I hope your cousin is not nearby when I tell him this.
 
==Do You Have Protection?==
===Dimitri dies===
'''Niko:''' I got some bad news, Mr. Faustin. Dimitri's gone.
 
'''Faustin''':  Dimitri.. dead? How? This is impossible. Come see me and explain.
 
===Porn shop guys/gun shop owner injured===
'''Dimitri:''': You need to control yourself, you could become like Mikhail. There is no room for two maniacs in our operation.

Latest revision as of 09:38, 16 July 2014

Blow Your Cover

Playboy X is killed

Niko: I'm afraid that your friend Playboy, he had an accident, he ain't gonna be around no more.

Elizabeta: Playboy was a fool, but he earned. This ain't good. Come back to see me.

Johnny is killed

Niko: The deal didn't happen, Elizabeta. Johnny, your biker friend, got himself killed before the meet. Sorry

Elizabeta: Pato! No money and a good earner is dead. Why I surround myself with you people?

Playboy X is abandoned

Niko: The deal didn't go so good. Charlie was an undercover cop. I think the Feds have Playboy.

Elizabeta: Shit. The boy will say anything to get out of doing hard time. Why you not fucking keep hold of him?