User:Gta-mysteries/Pedestrian Dialogue

The following is a script of all pedestrian dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV.

FM Business 1

  • Don't quit your day job, honey.
  • Taxi! Right here, baby.
  • Hit it, honey.
  • Who is you? Let go of me.
  • I'm a law biding citizen, okay?
  • Don't be all stingy with the napkins either.
  • Did I say come in? No, then get out.
  • This was a waste of my time.
  • Hey, sugar.
  • Officer, I'm a tax paying citizen.
  • Just what do you think you're doing?
  • You need to do something else with your time.
  • See? Now I just paid this car off.
  • Get your funky hands off of me.
  • Whatever money I got, you can keep.
  • Here you go, spend it on food, okay?
  • Don't shoot me, sir. I got kids, okay?
  • My car! You big, blind dummy.
  • You can't just be running folks over.
  • I am tired of being hurt and lied to by you.
  • I need to quit, I'm about to be a grandma you know.
  • Honey, in this country that is a hit and run.
  • Hey, don't be causing ruckus around here.
  • You better get out of my face.
  • Hey, I worked hard for this car.
  • Oh my God, you went and hit my car.
  • Here, keep your spirits up, baby.
  • You bout to have us both at the precinct.
  • That ain't even right.
  • See now I know you ain't hit my car.
  • Yes please, sugar.
  • Why you gotta be like that?
  • Lord have mercy. Not my car.
  • Oh my God. I don't wanna die.
  • Bring back my car!
  • I think I see him right over there.
  • Oh my God, you just hit that person.
  • A no-go cosmo, please.
  • My son and his problems got me smoking like a chimney.
  • There he is. See him over there?
  • Take care of yourself.
  • Are you touched in the head? Stop that.
  • Here you go. Thank you so much.
  • Yes please, honey.
  • Oh no you did not just hit my car.
  • Now why are you in my house? Get out.
  • I need to get to work!
  • Please, hurry. I'm running late, okay?
  • Could you add extra salt and ketchup?
  • Excuse me, I was here first.
  • Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?
  • Make sure you find yourself some place to sleep tonight.
  • That's the last time you play me for a fool.
  • I'll do what you say, just don't shoot.
  • I just paid that car off.
  • You better let go of me, fool.
  • No thank you, sugar.
  • Liste, mister, I don't want no trouble.
  • Officer, I'm just minding my own business.
  • Honey, let me get Cherenkov in cranberry.
  • And just where you think you going?
  • Yeah, uh, I'd like two number twos, please.
  • Ain't that a shame.
  • Do I look like booboo the fool to you?
  • Go ahead with that foolishness.
  • No, that stuff got my balls all messed up.
  • You take care, okay?
  • I'm getting robbed, ya'll. Somebody help me!
  • Everytime I get divorced, I start smoking again.
  • I know that's right.
  • Bye.
  • No thanks, honey.
  • Who you telling?
  • Sorry, sugar, but I'm late for work.
  • Just what do you think you're doing?
  • Look, you can't just be cutting no lines here.
  • I ain't got time for your mess.
  • Oh, you done lost your mind.
  • Stop dragging your butt and go.
  • Keep it moving you big dummy.
  • Now look fool, I ain't got all day.
  • Hurry your behind across the street.
  • Where'd you get your license, Save-a-Cent?
  • You foreigners oughta learn how to drive.
  • Where'd you get your license, Binco?
  • What the hell is ya'll doing up there?
  • Hurry up now, I'm late for my shift.
  • Why you up in my face like that?
  • Do I know you, mister?
  • Please move outta my way, sir.
  • Uh, you making me uncomfortable.
  • Beg your pardon. Have we met?
  • Oh my, I hope it works out okay.
  • Did you hear about that from the bosses?
  • I hadn't heard nothing about that.
  • These new benefits, I don't understand them.
  • I hope they don't start laying folks off.
  • We got a big work load this quarter.
  • Excuse me, is the library around here?
  • Sorry I can't help you.
  • What is wrong with you?
  • Have mercy!
  • Hey watch it now.
  • What on Earth?
  • Oh my God!
  • Sorry, I'm late for my job. Pardon me.
  • Excuse me, late for work. Sorry, sorry, excuse me.
  • You want a whopping, you got it.
  • Okay, now the gloves is off.
  • I have had about enough of you.
  • You done worked my last nerve.
  • Yeah child, teach that knucklehead a lesson.
  • Mmhmm, keep jabbing, honey, there you go.
  • Show some heart, honey. That's it.
  • That's it, baby. Right in the mouth.
  • Ain't nothing like an old school fist fight.
  • My son is gonna hear about this.
  • You heavy-handed bastard.
  • How you gonna hit a lady in the street?
  • I'm gonna get my son.
  • I ain't even do nothing to you.
  • This is my usual way to work, okay?
  • Police! Some fool just stole my car.
  • You think that'll get me in bed?
  • Yeah I know I was looking cute this morning.
  • Please, don't be a pig.
  • I hope I get a grandson and I hope he turn out better than his foolish uncle.
  • A man? Girl, I ain't got no kind of luck with men. I stick with work and family.
  • I only got a few personal days left and I used one because I was hungover.
  • I asked him for time off when the grandbaby is born and he said no.
  • Girl, I came in and my boss was too high to pick up the phone.
  • Hey baby, what's the word?
  • Okay honey, kiss kiss, talk to you later.
  • Ha ha ha. For real, though?
  • Now ain't that something?
  • You have got to be kidding me.
  • Are you serious?
  • Uh huh.
  • Now that's just crazy.
  • Please.
  • Yup.
  • There he is. See him up there?
  • I think I see that fellow. Right up there.
  • Oh thank you, you saved my life.
  • Oh, Hell.
  • Oh, that poor thing.
  • Oh my God, that is so sad.
  • Oh, I just wanna live to see my grandbaby.
  • OW! Please, I have a family.
  • What did I just step in?
  • If I didn't see that with my own eyes...
  • What in the world was that?
  • Thank you very much.
  • Thank you, baby.
  • Thank you.
  • My folks can't afford to pay no big ransom.
  • I'm about to be a grandma, please don't hurt me.
  • I don't want no involvement in your crimes.
  • Honey, I was just trying to get to work.
  • Oh my God. Please don't hurt me.

FM Business 1 BD1

  • Don't let him shoot me!
  • Oh no! Oh no, oh no!
  • Stop it, please!
  • Is everybody okay?
  • Don't do it!
  • Get away! Shoo, shoo!
  • Ah, God I hope nobody's hurt.
  • No, please, I'm a mother!
  • What are you doing?!
  • Jsut breathe, breathe.
  • Um, excuse me, I need to get past you!
  • Uh, hello, yes you, could you please move?
  • Traffic is getting worse and worse on this street.
  • Hey! Let's get this crap moving, okay?
  • How rude.
  • Hey, that hurt.
  • Excuse me.
  • Excuse me.
  • Aaahhh!
  • No!
  • Whaaa!
  • Get away from me!
  • Help, help!
  • Please, don't do this!
  • I don't believe it.

FM Business 1 BN1

  • Don't shoot!
  • Help! Help!
  • You bastard!
  • Asshole.
  • Jackass.
  • Jerk.
  • Hey.
  • Shit.
  • Freak.
  • Not again!
  • This is always happening!
  • Can't they stop this?
  • Oh my Goodness!

FM Business 2

  • That's so not good.
  • Taxi please.
  • Hi.
  • Don't kill me.
  • Yeah, so easy, pick on the fat chick.
  • I'd like one of those and one of these on the side.
  • My big strong boyfriend is coming home soon.
  • You've got real talent. Not.
  • Hello.
  • You pick on someone your own size.
  • Don't rape me.
  • Oh, my goodness, you're terrible.
  • Holy smoke.
  • Leave me alone!
  • He's got a gun!
  • You are breaking my heart.
  • Don't shoot.
  • Darn it.
  • You can't just hit and run. It's illegal.
  • It's the killer!
  • Go back to sleeping with your sister!
  • I keep saying I'm going to quit...
  • Oh no, it's him.
  • You hit somebody!
  • You stop that right this instant.
  • You break my heart and my diaphragm!
  • Please don't hurt me.
  • Uh.
  • This city can be so cruel sometimes.
  • Oh, that man was a psycho.
  • Call the police!
  • Oh no.
  • Yes.
  • That was uncalled for.
  • Could I have a shot of whiskey please?
  • Oh, brother.
  • Look out, he'll kill us all.
  • You jacker, you.
  • Over there!
  • Are they alright?
  • Diet Ecola, please.
  • This will be my last year as a smoker.
  • He's over there!
  • Here. There's also a shelter around the corner.
  • Psycho!
  • Get away!
  • Thank you.
  • Yes.
  • Cripes!
  • I'm, um, I'm going to call my big strong boyfriend.
  • Someone stop that man!
  • Let's go, please.
  • I'd like three half portions of this and a full one of that.
  • But this is my taxi.
  • Words can hurt, you know.
  • Here, now find some help.
  • Even I'm not that desperate. Goodbye.
  • Are you crazy?
  • Stop! Thief!
  • Police! Police!
  • Thank you, no.
  • Put the gun down, please.
  • Hey, I pay my taxes.
  • I'd like an Orango-tang, please.
  • The murderer!
  • Oh my goodness, no.
  • Troublemaker!
  • Number one, humungosized.
  • Yes.
  • Forget it. I can never trust you again!
  • You just go and bleep yourself.
  • Get that horrible stuff away from me.
  • Bye.
  • Help! Somebody!
  • I've cut down a lot on cigarretes since the smoking ban.
  • Couldn't agree more.
  • Goodbye.
  • No thank you.
  • I know.
  • Why do you insist on taking other people's taxis?
  • Help me!
  • Wait online like the rest of us.
  • I want you to F off.
  • Sir, I think that was a person you hit.
  • Why is he still on the street?
  • Make your mind up, please.
  • Today, please.
  • What is so hard about crossing the street?
  • Chop, chop over there.
  • Let's go already.
  • Oh my goodness, this is taking forever.
  • What a delay.
  • It never fails.
  • When will they come up with a cure for traffic jams?
  • Excuse me, please.
  • Pardon me.
  • Sorry about that.
  • My mistake, sorry.
  • Ow, my foot.
  • I won't spill the beans on that.
  • My broker will be getting a call tomorrow.
  • It looks like it's time for a portfolio makeover.
  • My boss says to keep an eye on Sprunk.
  • There are going to be big changes with Shark.
  • You didn't hear it from me, but the Swingers are going to be sold to the Japanese.
  • Do you know where the Health Fit store is around here?
  • Oh, I'm sorry, I don't, I'm afraid I don't know where that is.
  • Ah.
  • Look out.
  • Hey!
  • Oh!
  • Ahh!
  • Excuse me, please.
  • Pardon me, please.
  • I'm tired of being kicked around.
  • People like you have wrecked my life!
  • You picked the wrong girl, I've got nothing to lose.
  • I may be big but I can still hurt you.
  • Come on!
  • We all mean fit.
  • Let's see some blood!
  • More punching.
  • You hit so nice.
  • No! Leave me alone!
  • I won't stoop to your level.
  • I'm not that desperate.
  • I don't need a man that badly.
  • Don't even think about it.
  • Sounds exciting but I haven't been following anyone.
  • I've been jacked.
  • You need a girlfriend.
  • What would your wife say?
  • Are you married?
  • I'm always interested in speed dating.
  • There will be handsome men there, right?
  • Do you think anyone of them will look like Mr. Darcy?
  • I'm going to buy a new dress.
  • I'll only eat salads for a few days.
  • Hello?
  • Speak to you later. Bye.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yes.
  • Hmm.
  • Wow.
  • He he he.
  • Oh, you.
  • Right.
  • Okay.
  • He's up there!
  • He was up there!
  • My goodness gracious!
  • I don't believe it.
  • Thank you so much for bringing me back.
  • Oh, fudge!
  • My goodness gracious.
  • I don't believe it.
  • Oh no! Oh my leg!
  • My leg. Somebody help me!
  • Oh dear, my shoes.
  • What's that?
  • What's going on?
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you very much.
  • Please, please let me out.
  • Please don't kill me.
  • I don't wanna die.
  • Why are you doing this?
  • What kind of monster are you?

FM Business 2 BD1

  • You ain't even have to go there, baby.
  • Now suppose I crash into your car.
  • Wait a minute, sugar, what are you doing?
  • See, you don't value folk's property.
  • I don't wanna die like this.
  • Cut that out. How am I gonna sell it now?
  • How the hell am I gonna sell this thing now?
  • Uh huh, you ain't shooting my big ass, no sir.
  • Hold up honey, don't grab the goodies now.
  • Hurr up y'all, I ain't getting no thinner.
  • Honey, I know I looke good but move it, okay?
  • Baby, I know you're looking at me but go!
  • Damn traffic, I'm late for therapy.
  • Would you hurry the hell up?
  • Hmm honey, you look like me next ex.
  • Hey sugar, don't be shy here.
  • Um, baby, you look like husband number three.
  • Shit.
  • What the Hell?
  • Have mercy.
  • Uh huh, you ain't gonna be smacking me up.
  • Is you crazy? You can't just be hitting folks.
  • Uh huh, you ain't even gonna be hitting on me.
  • Oh goodness, my blood pressure just shot up.

FM Business 2 BN1

  • Ah! Ah!
  • He's gonna kill me!
  • He's got a gun!
  • No manners.
  • So rude.
  • Excuse me?
  • Oh my God.
  • You crazy?
  • Trying to kill me?
  • This ain't happening!
  • Oh no, not me!
  • Ah!
  • My God!

FM Chinatown

  • Oh, you so bad.
  • Taxi! Me, me. Here.
  • But I got no money.
  • But I am good citizen you know.
  • Out! Out! Get out!
  • Ni hao.
  • Okay, just take the car. Don't kill me.
  • You really suck.
  • Ah!
  • Now I have to buy a new car.
  • He kill me.
  • Gun! A man with a gun!
  • What? Chinese
  • You blind? You idiot.
  • Ah, I love smoking.
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • My car! My car!
  • Not again! Chinese
  • Chinese
  • I like this. Thank you.
  • You thief!
  • Oh no!
  • What I did?
  • Somebody kill him.
  • You bad.
  • Animal. Stupid driver.
  • Can I buy one strong drink?
  • I love smoking outside Binco. Great store.
  • What you doing?
  • Oh. Thank you so much.
  • Yes.
  • Please. Chinese
  • This is my house. Go away.
  • Let's go.
  • Hey, get away. This is my taxi.
  • Chinese
  • Crazy man! Chinese
  • I have good insurance.
  • He has a gun! Watch out!
  • Please, leave me alone.
  • I buy drink.
  • Sure. Sure, sure.
  • You screw.
  • No no no.
  • I need help!
  • You can't smoke in restaurant but you can bring gun there. Crazy, no?
  • Hello?
  • Yeah. Life is good.
  • No.
  • I agree. Ah, yeah yeah yeah.
  • Hi. My cab, not yours. Get out.
  • Ah no! Chinese
  • Go to Hell.
  • I need to buy this, please.
  • Please, please, drive more safely.
  • Move!
  • I'm waiting here.
  • Are you stupid?
  • Move.
  • What's this?
  • Ah, stupid.
  • I'm gonne die. Chinese
  • Ouch. Chinese
  • Rude. Chinese
  • Careful, big eye.
  • Do I look like road map?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
  • You smell pig.
  • I kill you.
  • I kick you ass.
  • I don't want to die.
  • I am too old for this.
  • I hate this peasant shit.
  • No. I don't do such thing.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • I'm not made of money, you know.
  • Shut up, animal.
  • Ah, fuck you, asshole.
  • Oh, I tell you where to buy nice thick Croex.
  • What? You shopping without me?
  • How much? A copy of furniture.
  • Chinese
  • Oh, I already buy that at big sale.
  • Chinese
  • I have to go shopping now. Bye.
  • Yeah?
  • Hi.
  • Sure. Sure.
  • Chinese
  • Yeah. Yeah.
  • I see.
  • Okay.
  • Uh huh.
  • Oh my God!
  • Oh. Am I alive?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Oh my God!
  • Actually, I have nothing to buy here, but my hand is itchy.
  • Oh. Cheap, cheap, cheap. I like this place.
  • oh, that's so disgusting.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Thank you.
  • Help me.
  • I want out.
  • Let me out!
  • What you doing?
  • This is Hell. Chinese

FM Chinatown BD1

  • He's gonna shoot me!
  • My car hurt!
  • Don't kill! Please!
  • Oh, my car!
  • A gun! A gun! Ahh!
  • What you doing? Oh no!
  • What you do to my car?
  • He has a gun!
  • Ahh!
  • I have go go. Move!
  • What you doing, stupid?
  • I'm in hurry. Let's go!
  • What is stopping traffic?
  • Move stupid thing.
  • No manners.
  • Unbelievable.
  • So rude.
  • Crazy man!
  • Oh no!
  • What you doing?
  • Ah!
  • No dying!
  • No fight!
  • Oh no!

FM Chinatown BN1

  • He has a pistol.
  • Don't shoot.
  • Oh no, a gun!
  • Sorry.
  • Excuse me.
  • You rude.
  • Ah!
  • Save me.
  • Don't kill me.
  • No fight, no fight.
  • I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting!
  • I like life.
  • My, my!

FM PBusiness 1

  • Boring.
  • Over here. Taxi!
  • Well, hello.
  • You foreign prick.
  • I give to the PBA.
  • Dude, get the hell out.
  • Hey.
  • You watch too many cop shows.
  • This acceptable in your country?
  • Get this asshole off stage.
  • I just waxed this thing.
  • Criminal asshole. I'm a lady.
  • Please, no no no.
  • I'll pray for you.
  • I'll give you anything. Please, no.
  • Are you high?
  • Pull over and help that person.
  • That's the psycho.
  • Go get some therapy and stop hitting women.
  • This is some crazy weather, huh?
  • Call the cops, it's the murderer!
  • Are we gonna stop?
  • Help, crackhead attack!
  • You don't wanna do this.
  • I told you, don't pull my hair during sex.
  • Please don't molest me!
  • I'll ruin your life, asshole.
  • Please, get something to eat.
  • You've got problems, asshole.
  • I hope you die for that.
  • You didn't just hit me...
  • Sure.
  • Wow, someone's insecure.
  • You have wine coolers?
  • Someone's gonna pay for that.
  • He's gonna molest me.
  • Come back here, coward.
  • That way. Hurry!
  • Give me a cosmo please.
  • Congress really fucked up with that vote.
  • Right over there!
  • You savage. Leave me alone.
  • Sure, here you go.
  • I called the cops, you know.
  • Jesus shit, what the fuck?
  • Thanks, that was fast, great driving.
  • Yeah.
  • Not today.
  • I'll blow your ass off.
  • I've got vehicle recovery.
  • Let's move this shit bucket, huh?
  • Um hey, that's my taxi.
  • Fine, be an asshole.
  • You guys always break my heart.
  • You're hopeless. Go eat shit.
  • Don't shoot, I'm weak.
  • You junkie!
  • I remember faces.
  • Uh... no.
  • First divorce, then this.
  • You always shade at chicks?
  • Tequila please. Neat.
  • The killer is back.
  • Watch out for that asshole.
  • What the hell?
  • Give me a number ten low fat.
  • My Dad is always saying the same thing.
  • I should never have gotten together with you.
  • Go fuck your grandmother.
  • Please, I only drink.
  • Later.
  • Help! I've been fucking mugged!
  • Can you believe that Patriot Act?
  • You always say stupid shit like that.
  • You think you're special, asshole?
  • Ciao.
  • Nah.
  • You never know in this life, huh?
  • I saw it first, it's mine.
  • Please no, don't kill me.
  • There's a line.
  • Eat my ass, shitwad.
  • Someone help me.
  • You savage.
  • You ain't gonna hit me again.
  • Try forward motion, stupid.
  • This is a road, dummy.
  • Oh, the whole world is about you.
  • Don't be so selfish.
  • Hey, where's the funeral?
  • I'm late to therapy.
  • Discover your gas pedal, asshole.
  • My ex calls me, now this?
  • I'm hitting menopause here.
  • Your bitch mom teach you manners?
  • Say sorry, shithead.
  • You got my clothes dirty.
  • Handsy creep.
  • You trying to cop a feel?
  • Ronk asshole.
  • This your first time?
  • You drunk or something?
  • You could use driving school.
  • Easy, asshole.
  • Watch it, fucknuts.
  • I know, it's why I fuck my boss.
  • Totally.
  • I hear you.
  • I love making one-hundred page slideshows.
  • Gay char guys are total asshole.
  • Why doesn't this company outsource?
  • I'm late to therapy, leave me alone.
  • Jesus!
  • Christ!
  • Lunatic!
  • 911.
  • Oh no.
  • Guy, can you move?
  • Move please.
  • I'll beat you like my ex beat me.
  • I'm not gonna be a victim.
  • You want a foot in your ass?
  • I'll tear your eyes out.
  • Destroy them!
  • I got ten on that fat one!
  • Beat some ass.
  • Do a roundhouse.
  • Oh no, not my face.
  • Just like my ex beat me.
  • Help, someone, I'm in danger.
  • Please, I have a career.
  • Right. Like I follow you?
  • Police. Some prick just carjacked me.
  • You're a pig.
  • It's a blind date.
  • He's British.
  • And bald.
  • After my ex, I'll sleep with anyone.
  • We didn't make out, did we?
  • Hey, Kelly.
  • I gotta jetski. Ttyl.
  • Yeah.
  • Totally.
  • Uh huh.
  • Nuh uh.
  • I guess.
  • Gone.
  • Please.
  • How?
  • He's up there!
  • Hurry, he went up there!
  • What in the hell?
  • Oh my God. Thanks, I have insurance.
  • Shit batter.
  • Is everyone okay?
  • I can't believe this fucking town.
  • God, my leg's bleeding.
  • You shot my leg!
  • Doesn't anyone pick up their shit?
  • What in the hell?
  • This is some terrorism shit.
  • Cool, thanks.
  • I appreciate it.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • No. Please don't hurt me.
  • Are we going to your hideout?
  • I'm implanted with a GPS chip.
  • What do you want? No!
  • Don't you touch me, freak.

FM PBusiness BD1

  • He's gonna shoot!
  • My car.
  • Police, save me!
  • Oh no.
  • He's carrying a weapon!
  • Oh, savage!
  • I got insurance.
  • A gun.
  • Help me, somebody.
  • You're making me late.
  • Don't lolligag.
  • Stop dillydallying.
  • Uh, you can go.
  • Uh, it's safe to move.
  • Excuse me?
  • Pardon me.
  • I beg your pardon.
  • Really?
  • Crazy!
  • Goodness!
  • Holy shit!
  • Good Heavens.
  • This is shameful.
  • My goodness gracious!

FM PBusiness BN1

  • Call the police, he's got a gun!
  • Oh my dear Lord.
  • Help! He's got a gun!
  • Careful.
  • Do you mind?
  • Be more careful.
  • Maniac.
  • Look out.
  • Dangerous fool.
  • Somebody help me. I'm being attacked.
  • Help me.
  • Call for help.
  • Oh my Heavens above.

FM PEastEuro 1

  • Russian
  • Taxi!
  • Hello?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Give me what is special.
  • Get the fuck out of here.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Shit balls.
  • Ouch.
  • I go peaceful.
  • Russian
  • Alright, alright.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • This craziness is too much for me.
  • One day, find you I will kill you.
  • Fuck.
  • Russian
  • What is your problem?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I see him there!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • There he is.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I evict you from this place.
  • I hope you crash and die much pain.
  • Let's go, Mr. Man.
  • Give me anything.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Look, I'm not caring what it is, just feed me.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • See you later.
  • Help me please. I have been attacked by a war.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Bye bye.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You're not most important person in universe.
  • I have schedule I must be keeping.
  • Move it or I will be lost.
  • ???
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Move that piece of shit.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Hey!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Excuse me, pardon me.
  • Russian
  • Yes, smash teeth!
  • Kick face.
  • Russian
  • Spit it in their eyes.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • What? Me? Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • There is a crime I must make report of.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Uh huh.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • He up there!
  • Up! Up! Look at him.
  • There's shooting here.
  • People is firing their weapons!
  • Is like I'm in zone of war here.
  • Help! People are shooting.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Oh, my leg.
  • You shot my leg. Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I no understand.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian

FM PEastEuro 1 BD1

  • A killer!
  • My leg!
  • Stop it! Right now!
  • My heart!
  • Murderer!
  • I cannot believe this thing.
  • My neck!
  • A gun!
  • Get off me.
  • I'm not getting younger over here.
  • Get some exercise and jog.
  • Time for your running exercise.
  • Get your tub out of my way.
  • That tub is blocking me.
  • Hey.
  • Are you blind?
  • Come on.
  • Crazy.
  • Lunatic.
  • Russian
  • Crazy people.
  • Devils.
  • Go away.
  • Russian

FM PEastEuro 1 BN1

  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian

FM PHarborN 1

  • This shit is weak.
  • Hey hey, taxi, right here, baby.
  • What's popping, yo?
  • Is you high or something, homie?
  • I'm fresh out and staying out of trouble, sir.
  • If you ain't here to fuck, get the fuck out.
  • Ya'll some clowns.
  • What's good?
  • Officer, I'm a square now. Straight up and down.
  • Let go of me. Is you wet or something?
  • This is some bullshit.
  • Aw, my ride. Ain't this some shit?
  • You know who I roll with, motherfucker?
  • A'ight daddy, you stoled up, you got it.
  • Spread love might do word up.
  • A'ight daddy, you strapped, you got.
  • You spit in my food, I'll fuck you up.
  • Motherfuckers can't drive for shit, yo.
  • My dude, are you drunk?
  • A'ight, son, we'll see, go ahead. Take it.
  • Easy, my dude, no need to wile out.
  • Damn son, you beasting out here.
  • My dude, respect my fucking block.
  • Fuck, is you on crack? Let go of me.
  • Not the whip.
  • Don't spin this on that shit, feel me?
  • Yo, I'm out.
  • My dogs is coming to see you.
  • Oh shit, I was about to sell this whip.
  • Hell yea, straight up and down.
  • Oh I see how it is.
  • I just hotwired this ride.
  • Yo, a war is on. Gotta let dudes know.
  • Payback is a bitch, heard?
  • He over there hiding like a bitch.
  • Yo, you murkin dudes with this whip.
  • Yeah I see his punk ass over there.
  • For food, not drugs, a'ight?
  • Yo, you violate my hood, son.
  • A'ight then, keep it funky.
  • Yeah yo, that's what's up.
  • Damn, I just stole this ride too.
  • I ain't in the mood for dick, now get out, pussy.
  • See you on the block, pussy.
  • A'ight, son, let's keep it moving.
  • Back the fuck up. This is my shit, bitch.
  • Why you gotta be like that?
  • Warn yourself son, ya heard?
  • Chill, daddy, I ain't strapped.
  • I don't forget no faces neither.
  • You know who I ride with, motherfucker?
  • Nah, no thanks, yo.
  • Chill, daddy, I ain't packing.
  • Be easy, officer, I'm just keeping it moving.
  • He's right over there.
  • Get your ass back in line.
  • A number one and make it quick, bitch.
  • Go fuck yourself, you fucking clown.
  • No, homie, if it ain't haze I won't blaze.
  • Stay hood, yo.
  • Yo, I'm getting gut right now. Call my dogs.
  • What up, daddy? I'm in the hood.
  • Keep it funky, ya heard?
  • Nah homie, no thanks.
  • I'll slap the taste out your mouth. Move on.
  • Who the fuck you think you're yoking up?
  • You better be washing your hands after pissing.
  • I should fuck your lying, cutting ass up.
  • You a bitch.
  • Yo, you catching bodies with this whip.
  • Is you tweeking or something, homie?
  • I'll run you over, straight up and down.
  • Is you panhandling or something, son?
  • Yo, get out the fucking road.
  • Yo, son, move your fucking hoopty.
  • A bitch got places to be, you heard?
  • Let's go, you fucking clown.
  • Move, yo. A bitch got shit to do.
  • Yo dawgs, let's go.
  • Yeah, I'm feeling you too, daddy.
  • Get a close look, I won't bite.
  • You got taste for chocolate, daddy?
  • I'll put it on you, straight up and down.
  • I'm a writer on the streets, freak in the sheets.
  • Hey, is the nail salon around here?
  • You asking the wrong bitch.
  • Fuck you, son.
  • You made disrespectful.
  • Son, is you crazy?
  • What type of shit you on?
  • You drive mad greasy.
  • Step aside, slow ass urbs.
  • Step aside, slow poke ma'fuckers.
  • You wanan smack a bitch around, huh?
  • Yeah, fighting got me hot, ya heard?
  • Shit ain't sweet, pussy. Get 'em up.
  • You ready to get dropped, bitch?
  • All this violence is making me moist, ya heard?
  • I'm a hard bitch, dawg. Get 'em up.
  • I ain't fighting you.
  • Screw this shit.
  • You're crazy.
  • Yo, leave me alone, dumbass.
  • Yo, I can't believe you gonna hit a girl.
  • Yo, my boyfriend will kick your ass.
  • Think I give a fuck how you roll, bitch?
  • Son, some urb ma'fucker just jacked me.
  • Thought you was just gonna jack a bitch?
  • You must be white. Give me my shit.
  • Yeah, I'm a bitch but shit ain't sweet.
  • You must be on crack. Give me my shit.
  • Come holla if you ain't shook, daddy.
  • Yeah, this bitch is too raw for ya'll dudes.
  • Go back to your blow up dolls.
  • I'm the realist bitch on the black and these dudes want square bitches.
  • Nah, I ain't even in the game no more. My PO got me on my P's and Q's, my dude.
  • We smoked an L, I sucked him off and now he never pick up the phone.
  • You know how these dudes do: dry, snitching, gossiping like a bunch of hoes.
  • Straight up and down. Brothers out here straight pussies, yo. Real talk.
  • State your name, gangster.
  • Keep it funky, daddy. Later.
  • Uh huh.
  • No...
  • Shut the fuck up.
  • Yeah.
  • She knocked up.
  • Mhm.
  • Damn.
  • Serious?
  • Yo, up there.
  • Yo, look up, look up.
  • 911, they out here busting off shots.
  • 911, they shooting up the block.
  • Police, they starting shit in our hood.
  • Fuck.
  • I can't believe this.
  • Oh man, I ain't got no insurance.
  • Aw, that's bullshit.
  • Fuck.
  • I can't believe this.
  • Shit! I caught one in the leg.
  • Aw! I caught one. Get help.
  • Fuck is this shit?
  • Yo, that shit was crack, son.
  • That's the crack, my dude.
  • Hey, thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • cool, thanks.
  • Let me bounce, son. You don't need me.
  • Son, I don't got nothing to do with your beef.
  • I don't wanna get involved, yo. Let me escape.
  • My dude, let a bitch bounce for real.
  • I ain't no snitch, daddy. Straight up and down.

FM Pharbron 1 BD1

  • That fool packing! Run!
  • Give me my money now!
  • You got it. I'm out.
  • Oh no you didn't.
  • Oh shit, he about to start shooting.
  • That was a real asshole move.
  • Help! He got a gun!
  • Take the car. You good.
  • Get the Hell out my way.
  • Hello? Get out the street.
  • Sit your dumb ass down.
  • Gas it too high for this shit!
  • You wasting my gas, stupid.
  • Excuse you.
  • You don't know me.
  • Watch it.
  • Damn, yo.
  • What the fuck, yo?
  • Fucking dick.
  • I'm a get my cousin to fuck you up.
  • You lucky I ain't got my blade.
  • I'll be back, motherfucker.
  • Oh shit!

FM PHarborN 1 BN1

  • Yo, money, stop playing like that. Damn.
  • Fuck is wrong with you? That ain't cute.
  • Chill, my dude, watch where you wave that.
  • Yo, you good?
  • You know me or something?
  • I'm saying what's up?
  • Damn bitch.
  • Fuck you, son.
  • Dickhead.
  • You fugazzi, yo, you ain't running shit.
  • I'll see you when I see you, bitch.
  • My cousin's gonna fuck yo ass up.
  • Damn, that haze must have been mad strong.

FM PJersey 2

  • I'd rather watch paint dry.
  • Taxi, over here!
  • Hey there.
  • Please don't hurt me. I can pay.
  • Criminals don't wear Didiersachs, retard.
  • Get me everything you've got without carbs.
  • Unless you're here to marry me, get the fuck out.
  • I've got more talent in my pinky.
  • Hello.
  • Ah, come on, do I really look like a criminal to you?
  • Hey, let me at least grab my cell phone!
  • I want my money back.
  • I'm never gonna get that promotion.
  • Watch where you're putting your hands, asshole.
  • Police! He's trying to kill me!
  • Run for your lives!
  • Oh, I knew I should have had that second margarita.
  • Keep your eyes off me and on the the road.
  • Speak to me again and I'll tell everyone you know about your little problem.
  • Okay, okay, take the fucking thing.
  • I'd be so much more productive if I could smoke at my desk.
  • Alright, alright, but you're not going to get away with this.
  • Are you drunk?
  • What do you think you're doing? How am I gonna get to work?
  • Step on it and no chat.
  • Can't we talk about this?
  • Hey! That's no way to treat a women.
  • DO you know how many blowjobs I had to give to get this company car?!
  • You should be locked up.
  • I eat men like you for breakfast.
  • You better have a great lawyer.
  • Yes.
  • I'm a glass of wine away from a nervous breakdown.
  • I'm never going to make it to that meeting.
  • Hlep me. I'm too important to die.
  • Why am I always meeting the wrong men?
  • There he is.
  • Do you actually have a license?
  • Yeah, next they'll be banning drinking in the workplace.
  • That's him!
  • Get down, he's gonna shoot!
  • Hey, get your filthy hands off.
  • I'm in a bit of a rush.
  • Yeah, sure.
  • Are you blind or just stupid?
  • You're the second man I've had to kick out of here tonight. Beat it, asshole.
  • Look forward to seeing you in court, asshole.
  • Finally, back on solids. Give me four of those.
  • Don't even think about it, asshole.
  • Today is really screwing me over.
  • You've blown it this time. I'm looking for a man not a boy.
  • He's got a gun! Somebody take him down!
  • I never forget a face.
  • Fuck you. Take your paws off me, you animal.
  • No.
  • Please don't kill me, I'm not as rich as I look.
  • Nothing to do with me, officer.
  • Are you blind? There's a line here.
  • Screw the diet. Get me menu six, supersize.
  • I don't wanna hear your bullshit anymore. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
  • You're not wrong.
  • Are you kidding? I don't pay for my drugs.
  • See you.
  • I'd give it up if it wasn't for the weight gain.
  • My point exactly.
  • Bye.
  • No thanks.
  • Tell me about it.
  • No way, I'm already late for a meeting.
  • What the fuck? Get away from me.
  • Blah, blah, blah, you're just like all the rest. Big ego, small dick.
  • Hey! We're all in a rush, asshole.
  • What do you want from me?
  • It's okay, I'm pretty sure they were poor.
  • Get out of the road. I've got places to be and men to meet.
  • Move it, crackhead. Some of us have high flying jobs.
  • Move it or I mow you down. The Stock Market waits for no one.
  • Shift your ass, I've got a date with an investment banker.
  • Get a move on. My biological clock is ticking like a time bomb.
  • Let's get this moving. I am speed dating in half an hour.
  • Come on! I've seen glaciers move faster than this.
  • My ovaries aren't getting any younger.
  • Hurry up! We're not on minimum wage.
  • Hey, didn't I date you?
  • I'm desperate but not that desperate.
  • Ew, I think I just touched poverty.
  • Don't touch what you can't afford.
  • You look just like my future husband.
  • Bet that's the closest you've ever been to a manicure.
  • I don't know. Buy a GPS, cheapskate.
  • Not the videers!
  • Asphalt!
  • Moron!
  • My nosejob!
  • Idiot.
  • Excuse me.
  • Coming through.
  • Fighting is so blue collar.
  • Men are always fighting over me.
  • I should turn those guys on my ex.
  • Brutal animalistic. God, I really need to get laid.
  • I hate the way my butt looks when I run.
  • Uh, how the working class lives.
  • I'm a leader, not a follower.
  • Haven't you died yet?
  • Take a bath, deadbeat.
  • Isn't it about time you passed out your own vomit?
  • That shit on the pants look is so last season.
  • Some jerk just drove off with my company car.
  • I'm more woman than you can handle.
  • Yeah, I bet you're hung like a five-year old.
  • You'll never be the man your mother was.
  • Ah, shit, I need to get moving.
  • They can't back out now. I've already spent the commission.
  • Okay, just tell me who I need to sleep with.
  • I'm going to end up back in the typing pool if I lose this contract.
  • Are you kidding me? I thought we were all on the same page.
  • No way, this was supposed to be a done deal.
  • Yes.
  • Keep me in the loop. Catch you later.
  • Uh huh.
  • Okay.
  • No.
  • Seriously.
  • Shit.
  • Mhm.
  • Don't even...
  • Wow.
  • Look. He's up there!
  • There's the bastard!
  • 911, they're blowing each other apart down here!
  • Police, help, it's like a gunfight at the LK Corral over here.
  • Come quick, World War III is breaking out over here.
  • Police, I need to report a bloodbath!
  • That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
  • Fuck me sideways.
  • Thanks, doctor. Are you married?
  • Fuck it.
  • This neighborhood is really going downhill.
  • That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
  • Ow, my fucking leg!
  • No! Not my leg!
  • Ew, that better not be what I think it is.
  • What was that?
  • Fuck me sideways.
  • Thanks a million.
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Please, let me out. My company will fall apart without me.
  • My horoscope said that I would meet a tall, dark stranger.
  • My boss will kill me if anything happens to this car.
  • What a time to be out of mace.
  • If it wasn't for the botox, you'd see that I'm terrified.

FM PJersey 1 BD1

  • He's got a gun!
  • Oh crap, my ride!
  • Stop! Leave me alone!
  • Dammit, what the fuck?
  • ???
  • Please, stop, no!
  • Whoa. This is so unfair.
  • Ahh! Gun! Gun!
  • Get your hands off me.
  • Out of my way, jerk.
  • I can't be tardy today.
  • Hurry up.
  • Traffic. Always traffic.
  • It takes forever to drive in this city.
  • Excuse me.
  • Watch where you're walking!
  • Hey, careful!
  • Jerk!
  • Asshole!
  • Shithead!
  • I'm getting the hell outta here.
  • Fighting's not for me.
  • Don't beat me up!
  • Holy fucking shit!

FM PJersey 1 BN1

  • Help me, somebody help me.
  • Police! Somebody call the police.
  • Help! He's got a gun.
  • Pardon me.
  • Excuse me.
  • Oh, sorry about that.
  • Oh, God!
  • You jerk!
  • Slow down!
  • Leave me alone.
  • Someone help me!
  • Ahh!
  • Oh my God.

FM PJersey 1

  • You call this funny?
  • Taxi, over here.
  • Hi there.
  • I don't wanna get hurt here.
  • You're in control here.
  • I'll take two of those please.
  • Beat it, scumbag.
  • Get off the stage, ack.
  • Hello.
  • Yes, of course, anything you want.
  • Don't take this from me.
  • I've laughed harder at a funeral.
  • This always happens to me.
  • Stop! Thief!
  • Help! He's got a gun.
  • Help me, please.
  • Darn it.
  • Maniac, you can't drive.
  • I never wanna see you again.
  • Oh my luck. Bad stuff always happens to me.
  • Smoking is better than sex. At least from what I can remember.
  • Okay, okay, whatever you want.
  • What the f?
  • What the f is going on?
  • I can't stand these lies anymore.
  • Get your hands off me.
  • I can't catch a break.
  • You just lost your fare, a-hole.
  • Someone stop him!
  • Just my luck.
  • Yes, please.
  • Who would say that to me?
  • This is horrible.
  • I'm in danger. He's got a gun.
  • Listen, I have to go. Bye.
  • I've been robbed!
  • He's over there! What scum.
  • Reckless driver.
  • I feel so glamorous when I smoke.
  • Look, it's that foreigner. Over there.
  • Oh no, what a disaster.
  • Thanks. Have a good day.
  • Yeah.
  • Look what f-ing happened.
  • Get out of here.
  • Someone get me the cops!
  • What are you waiting for? Let's go.
  • Mmm, I'm hungry. I'll have that.
  • This taxi is mine.
  • I'm really hurt by that comment.
  • Don't make me call the cops on you.
  • This man is trying to kill me.
  • Stop. Thief!
  • I don't deserve this.
  • No thank you.
  • Ahh! Gun! Gun! Ahh!
  • I'll do whatever you say.
  • Hey, mister. Wait your turn.
  • I'd love a number seven. I'm watching my figure.
  • You don't say?
  • You're just a dog like all the others.
  • No way. Drugs are deadly.
  • Goodbye.
  • I've been robbed! Help!
  • Checking out guys is one bonus of smoking outside.
  • Right, right.
  • Bye bye.
  • No.
  • I guess.
  • I was here first.
  • No. Please stop.
  • You can't cut. How rude.
  • I'm calling my lawyer about this.
  • Hello? I'm waiting here.
  • Speed it up.
  • Let's get rolling.
  • I don't have time to spare.
  • Hurry up! I'm on my way to the mall.
  • Just my luck. Traffic!
  • Let's go. I wanna go shopping.
  • I'm in a rush.
  • I can't be held up like this.
  • Watch it, mister.
  • Hey!
  • You can't walk around here like that.
  • I don't deserve this treatment.
  • Uh, men always push me around.
  • I don't know. My car has GPS.
  • A-hole.
  • Idiot.
  • F you!
  • Son of a-.
  • Bastard!
  • Pardon me.
  • Excuse me.
  • Help me!
  • I'm outta here.
  • No!
  • Ahhhhhhh!
  • I'm in danger!
  • Follow you? Why would I follow you?
  • Get a job you lazy a-hole.
  • Ooh, you smell like death.
  • Go back to Algonquin.
  • Help! I've been robbed!
  • I should report you to the authorities.
  • That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
  • Ugh, men are so disgusting.
  • I'm so late. Where does the time go?
  • There are some great coupons in this week's circular.
  • I had another appointment at the doctor's this week.
  • Oh, I don't drive into the city. Too dangerous.
  • I've got to get to the mall. Great sales.
  • I found a new decorator for the beach house. He's fabulous.
  • Hello?
  • I'm off to the mall. Chat soon.
  • Yeah.
  • Uh huh.
  • Right, right.
  • You don't say?
  • Mmm, interesting.
  • Sure.
  • See that foreigner? He's up there!
  • Up there! I see that a-hole.
  • I heard gunshots. Just like on TV.
  • There's gunfire. Come quick.
  • Gunshots! I need help.
  • Oh my, how could this happen?
  • This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
  • I'm not a bad driver. Really.
  • I've been saved.
  • Darn it.
  • How could this happen in our city?
  • Oh my God.
  • Help! I've been shot!
  • Ah! My leg! I've been shot.
  • Eew, just my luck.
  • My goodness! What's happened?
  • Ah, this can't be.
  • I don't believe my eyes.
  • Thank you.
  • Very much appreciated.
  • I demand you release me right now!
  • Oh, let me out. I'm scared!
  • I don't wanna be kidnapped!
  • I'm so terrified. Let me go.
  • Ahh! I want out!

FM PJersey 2 BD1

  • Shit, help, he's got a gun!
  • Shit, my fucking car!
  • Help! Someone! Please!
  • Fuck, my car!
  • Somebody help me!
  • Police, call the God-damn police!
  • I just had this detailed.
  • Help, police, please!
  • What the fuck?
  • Oh my God, what is this shit?
  • Hey, some people have places to be, pal.
  • Come on, move it!
  • Jesus, hurry up already!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Get some fucking manners, huh?
  • Open your eyes, asshole!
  • Hey!
  • Jesus!
  • Whoa!
  • Shit! What the hell?
  • Oh my God!
  • Fuck, I'm outta here.
  • Holy shit!

FM PJersey 2 BN1

  • Help me! Please.
  • Help me, please!
  • Don't shoot!
  • Hey, what the fuck?
  • Back off.
  • Fuck you.
  • Jeez.
  • What the fuck?
  • Ah!
  • Hey, what's your fucking problem?
  • Get away from me.
  • Asshole.
  • Oh my God!

FM PLatin 1

  • You suck Spanish
  • Hey Spanish what's good?
  • ??? is gonna fuck you up.
  • You dreaming like some kind of puta
  • Spanish shit. Hurry that shit up.
  • Get out of here Spanish
  • Spanish straight garbage.
  • Hola, baby. Que pasa?
  • Don't you got somebody ??? to arrest?
  • Spanish Let go!
  • Spanish What a waste of time.
  • You just hit my car.
  • Ok, papi, you got it. Spanish
  • Oh shit, yo, it's a sicario.
  • Spanish
  • Papi, don't kill me! Spanish
  • Spanish I don't have no fucking insurance.
  • Redwoods and Debonaries? Big difference Spanish
  • Ayo! That ain't your ride! Spanish
  • Oh shit, that ??? gonna shoot someone.
  • Shit, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
  • Spanish my fucking Spanish
  • Spanish I don't want you calling me on my Spanish
  • I'm telling my Spanish
  • Cono, my fucking Spanish bro.
  • Yes Spanish
  • That ain't right Spanish
  • You scratched up my car Spanish
  • There's a Spanish out here Spanish
  • Fucking Spanish
  • Spanish Right over there!
  • Spanish Redwood? Not me, I'm Debonaire Spanish
  • Right there.
  • That Spanish is bugging, yo.
  • Here, take some change Spanish
  • Yo, Spanish respect for people's shit, okay?
  • Si.
  • Spanish My fucking car, bro.
  • Spanish Get out. Spanish
  • Spanish Shit!
  • And add more fucking napkins. Cono.
  • Cono, well excuse me.
  • Yeah take a litle travel. Spanish
  • That Spanish gonna kill someone!
  • Spanish
  • Chill, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
  • Pero, no.
  • Un favor, papi. Don't shoot.
  • Cono, man. I didn't even do shit.
  • Umm, number two, por favor.
  • Pero bueno, if you say so.
  • Spanish Fuck off, yo.
  • I don't smoke that shit. Spanish
  • Spanish Okay, bye.
  • Help! I've been robbed! Spanish
  • Spanish I gotta smoke after dinner. Spanish
  • Spanish I'm calling from a payphone.
  • Spanish Whatever, yo.
  • Okay, Spanish Bye.
  • No, gracias.
  • Spanish I agree, okay?
  • Fuck is wrong with you? Spanish
  • Get lost.
  • Get lost. Spanish
  • Spanish Don't shoot, papi.
  • Spanish Get the fuck out the way.
  • Move motherfucker. Spanish
  • Spanish Keep walking, stupid ass.
  • Go, you stupid motherfucker. Spanish
  • Cono, hurry up. Spanish
  • The light is green. Spanish
  • Que pasa? Your ship broke down? Go!
  • Move it you son of a bitch! Spanish
  • Spanish Watch where you're going.
  • Oye pero, watch it.
  • Spanish Back off, man. Shit.
  • Spanish You clumsy fuck.
  • Yo, chill, you Spanish?
  • Back up. Spanish
  • Sorry, I don't know nada de nada.
  • Watch it, mamaguevo.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Shit.
  • Spanish
  • Slow down, cabron.
  • Spanish Excuse me. Hello?
  • Excuse me.
  • I got plenty Spanish you son of a bitch.
  • Okay, you want some Spanish huh?
  • Spanish Come on, you piece of shit.
  • Let's do this shit, mamaguevo.
  • Oh shit. Spanish
  • Alright, shit. Spanish
  • Ow, mami's gonna kick your culo.
  • Aye that hurt. Spanish
  • Fuck this, I'm gonna get my Spanish
  • I ain't no Spanish following you around.
  • 911, my car got stolen!
  • Fuck you, you stupid Spanish
  • Yeah, you like this juicy ass, papi.
  • Spanish Baby, look but don't touch.
  • Stop looking at my sexy culo.
  • Not for nothing Spanish eh? Like, get off my fucking case, yo.
  • He wanted a little Spanish but I was like yo, you ain't even buy me a drink yet.
  • And I say "why don't ya'll order some Cluick' Bell once in a while"? Spanish
  • Spanish When's the last time you took me shopping at Krapea?
  • He called me Spanish like he don't be all up on this juicy ass.
  • Hola, mi amor. What's good, yo?
  • Nada, I'm out, yo. Adios.
  • Spanish Of course.
  • Spanish What?
  • Spanish That's bullshit, yo.
  • Mhhm. Spanish
  • Spanish Always that.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • She did that? Spanish
  • Spanish He's up there!
  • Up there! Spanish
  • Spanish This shit is bananas.
  • Spanish That's crazy, yo.
  • Spanish I can't believe you saved me.
  • Shit.
  • Spanish That shit is fucked up, yo.
  • I bet some Spanish did that shit.
  • Spanish My leg, my leg!
  • My leg, I'm bleeding! Spanish
  • What kind of Spanish did I step in?
  • Spanish This shit is bananas!
  • Spanish That's crazy, yo.
  • Gracias, baby.
  • Thank you Spanish
  • Thank you, mi amor.
  • Help! Help me! Spanish
  • Por favor. Let me go. Spanish
  • I don't know nada but my man's hustle.
  • Papi, you not gonna molest me, right?

FM PLatin 1 BD1

  • Holy fuck. Is this American or Columbia?
  • Spanish Look at my car, mama'o.
  • I'm being kidnapped by sicarios. Help!
  • Spanish
  • A sicario? What is this, fucking Columbia?
  • Spanish Get the fuck away from my ride.
  • Spanish My car, you ruined it!
  • Spanish He's a sicario! Look out.
  • Help! Kidnapper! Help!
  • You're blocking the road, ???
  • Move out of the road, puta.
  • No ??? okay? Move out of my way, please.
  • You have people behind you.
  • I'm trying to get home.
  • Stop touching me shit.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Leave me alone.
  • Okay, already.
  • Get by, la cono, leave me alone.
  • Spanish That was fucking cool, man.

FM PLatin 1 BN1

  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Fucking pendejo.
  • Ah!
  • Spanish
  • Cono.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Carajo!

FM PManhat 1

  • You are boring me.
  • Taxi.
  • Hi.
  • How dare you!
  • Okay, okay.
  • Something without carbs, please.
  • Get out of here before I scream!
  • I paid for this?
  • Hello.
  • You're talking to me, right?
  • Animal. Get off me!
  • Boo.
  • You fucking terrorist!
  • Rape! Rape!
  • No.
  • Please don't.
  • Is my face alright?
  • Wait. Go back.
  • You have gotta be kidding me.
  • I'm going, okay?
  • I've got more ex-husbands than you can count.
  • Okay, okay, relax.
  • I am not going to die today.
  • Oh God, I think, I think you just...
  • Go riot somewhere else.
  • Get your hands off me.
  • You drove right into me.
  • Go back to your own country.
  • Help. Help.
  • Ahh!
  • What do you think? Yeah.
  • Ground breaking slur there. You see my heart breaking?
  • Get away.
  • This can't be happening.
  • He's right there, you see?
  • That did not just happen.
  • I'd like a, umm, slippery liplock.
  • There is nothing funny about urinary tract infections.
  • He's over there.
  • It's that bastard. He's right there.
  • Back off, wastoid.
  • Great. Now do something about the smell in here.
  • Yes, definitely.
  • What happened? Oh my God, I can't feel my nose.
  • Out! Out!
  • My car.
  • Stop staring at my tits and drive.
  • Can I get a salt packet? I'm on a diet.
  • Uh, excuse me. This one's mine.
  • Your insult was laughably ineffective.
  • Get that thing away from me.
  • You asshole!
  • No.
  • No, I mean it.
  • Put that away.
  • I hear you. No need to shout.
  • The psycho's back.
  • I'm steering clear of that creep.
  • Come on!
  • I'll have a number two.
  • Mhm.
  • I'd prefer gin.
  • Toodles.
  • Help! Anybody.
  • EVeryone in Liberty sells their soul to the devil.
  • Hello? Yeah, a very fat man sat on my cell. Crushed it.
  • I know what you mean.
  • Bye.
  • No thanks.
  • I see your point.
  • Don't even think about it.
  • Ah! Off! Off!
  • Are you serious?
  • You just hit that person.
  • That fucking guy punched me.
  • Let's fall asleep in the street.
  • Damn smackhead.
  • Is there a reason why you wanna get run over?
  • You just move along at your glacial pace. Don't mind me.
  • Come on!
  • The accelerator is under your right foot. Push down.
  • Is it too difficult to move forward?
  • I hate traffic.
  • Any time.
  • Move it!
  • Uh... that smell.
  • Could you try to look where you're going?
  • Excuse me?
  • Uh, you hideous man.
  • No walky in my spacy, okay?
  • Do you know where the spa is? I'm late.
  • You can see I'm busy, right?
  • Wait.
  • Watch out.
  • No.
  • Ah!
  • Help!
  • Need to get through here. Very crucial. Thank you.
  • Excuse me.
  • Get off me, psycho.
  • Who the fuck do you think you are?
  • Prick.
  • Asshole.
  • Get this guy off me.
  • Motherfucker.
  • Like I would follow you. Please.
  • Eh, street people.
  • I was too busy smelling you. Sorry.
  • Yuk.
  • What an unattractive person.
  • Oh my God, police, he took my car.
  • You couldn't afford me, babe.
  • I am looking good today, huh?
  • Ah, my adoring public.
  • Is this too difficult to task?
  • You bet your size twelve ass I'm coming over there.
  • Incompetence is not an option, Linda.
  • You're a fetcher. Go fetch.
  • Tell him I have a prior commitment... with somebody.
  • Don't let me down again.
  • Yes and?
  • Mhm.
  • Okay...
  • Come again?
  • No. Don't ever say that.
  • Just, just...
  • Oh, please...
  • No, not ever.
  • He's up there!
  • Up there. Look!
  • 911, somebody's shooting up the place. It's chaos.
  • Help! There's gunfire.
  • They're shooting everywhere.
  • Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
  • What happened?
  • Motherfuck!
  • Oh my God.
  • Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
  • Ah! Why?
  • God, it hurts.
  • Fantastic.
  • Is it terrorists?
  • God, I wanna go back to San Andreas so bad.
  • Thanks.
  • I guess this calls for a thank you?
  • I should say thanks, right?
  • Please stop.
  • The stress is making my face wrinkle. Please.
  • Okay, you're a badass. Got it. Loud and clear.
  • Is there any reason I'm in here? Really?
  • I can't die, I'm very important.

FM PManhat 1 BD1

  • Everybody run, he's got a gun!
  • Look where you're going.
  • Oh my God, get the hell off me!
  • What on Earth was that?
  • He's got a gun! Get away from here!
  • What the Hell do you think you're doing?
  • Are you blind?
  • Call the police. He's got a gun!
  • Ah. Help me.
  • Get on with it.
  • Hurry up.
  • Get a move on.
  • I haven't got all day.
  • Some of us have better things to do with our time.
  • Watch where you're going.
  • Hey, careful.
  • Mind out.
  • Call the cops.
  • Are you insane?
  • Lunatic!
  • Get the hell away from me.
  • Now you leave me alone.
  • Get the hell off me.
  • Christ. What the hell?

FM PManhat 1 BN1

  • This is fucking crazy!
  • This is insane!
  • Help me, help me!
  • Hey, watch it fuckbrain.
  • You wanna get slapped with a lawsuit?
  • Hands off, asshole.
  • Shit!
  • Fuck!
  • Help!
  • Fuck me! Fuck me!
  • Please, don't mess up my face!
  • I'm not fighting you.
  • Oh my God! Only in Liberty City.

FM PManhat 2

  • Who encouraged you to perform?
  • Taxi!
  • Hi.
  • Hey, stop it.
  • This is the worst kind of police abuse.
  • Can I have some of that? Hopefully it'll kill me.
  • Get your ass off my property.
  • Drop dead!
  • Hello?
  • I'm gonna report your shiny blue ass to the chief of police.
  • There are better ways to deal with your anger.
  • Go kill yourself. Please.
  • Oh no.
  • People like you ruin this city.
  • Don't shoot.
  • Okay.
  • This damn city.
  • Please!
  • Oh no!
  • Sure, just walk all over me.
  • I'm gonna come after you and cut your little balls off.
  • Fucking people.
  • Hey.
  • Violence is not necessary.
  • I got your badge number, don't mess with me.
  • Shame on you.
  • Unbelieveable.
  • What do I need money for? Hopefully I'll be dead soon.
  • I may actually want to live.
  • Take my car! I won't need it when I'm dead!
  • Oh boy!
  • Yes.
  • We're all frustrated with the system.
  • Why should I go on living?
  • Am I the only one still saying no to drugs these days?
  • Damn it.
  • What the hell?
  • I don't really wanna die.
  • You're going to Hell.
  • Right there.
  • What the hell?
  • There!
  • Fuck me.
  • Sure, why not?
  • Stop!
  • Thanks, or not.
  • Yes.
  • Not again.
  • You better leave before I get real angry and I will.
  • You're gonna pay for this.
  • This cab is mine.
  • Okay, let's go.
  • I'll take that stuff. Maybe it'll make me happy.
  • Hey, I'm not the enemy.
  • Dog eat dog.
  • I want to die now!
  • What goes around comes around.
  • I changed my mind, I don't wanna die.
  • We're all fucked, the whole city.
  • You need to get help.
  • No.
  • Oh shit!
  • I will not tolerate police brutality.
  • Can you see the line?
  • May I have a number thirteen?
  • No thanks, It'll just depress me more.
  • See ya.
  • Help! A mugger!
  • Hello? It's me.
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • You have to kill me to take this cab.
  • Come on.
  • Hey, what's your problem?
  • Oh, come on.
  • Oh my.
  • Who's the idiot holding everybody up?
  • What's going on?
  • What is this, a demonstration?
  • Ha! Just another crazy person.
  • Hey, you, go home.
  • This city is so fucked up.
  • I hate Alderney folks.
  • Let's go. Move it.
  • Are we just gonna sit here?
  • I hate this city.
  • Uh, I have everybody.
  • How civilized.
  • I beg your pardon?
  • Nice move.
  • Excuse me, loser.
  • Fucking people.
  • So sorry.
  • Excuse me, where's the closet train station?
  • Leave me alone, I'm depressed.
  • Hey!
  • Watch it.
  • Oh fuck.
  • Ah, shit.
  • Get away.
  • Wow!
  • Excuse me.
  • Pardon me.
  • No way.
  • Somebody help.
  • It's not worth it.
  • Don't hurt me.
  • No!
  • Please, I don't wanna die.
  • I don't wanna fight.
  • No.
  • Where the hell are the police? I just got carjacked.
  • Somebody just took my car.
  • Oh, what's the point?
  • Disgusting.
  • Go suck yourself.
  • Oh, you're turning me on.
  • Oh shit, I can't be late.
  • Oh, that is just wrong.
  • There are so many injustices in this city.
  • Really? This city is rotten inside and out.
  • What? You can't be serious.
  • Oh, perfect. Now I should really kill myself.
  • Hello?
  • Goodbye.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah yeah.
  • Yeah yeah.
  • Yeah, whatever.
  • Really?
  • Okay, okay.
  • Sure, sure.
  • Right.
  • Wow.
  • Up there! See?
  • There, look up!
  • Hello, police? I heard a gunshot.
  • Officer, I need to report a shooting.
  • I hear gunfire, hurry.
  • Get over here fast, there's a gunfight going on.
  • Oh no.
  • Oh my.
  • Oh, dear.
  • Oh, damn, why am I still alive?
  • Oh, wonderful.
  • Man.
  • Damn it.
  • Oh no.
  • Oh my.
  • Oh, dear.
  • Ah!
  • Ah, my leg!
  • Damn!
  • Oh fuck.
  • Thank you.
  • Oh, come on.
  • Let me out.
  • You're making a big mistake.
  • Kidnapping is serious. Use your head.
  • Where are you taking me?
  • Drop me off now.

FM PManhat 2 BD1

  • Help! He's got a gun!
  • Isn't this just grand?
  • No, please!
  • You better have insurance.
  • Someone call the police! He's got a gun!
  • Hey you, stop that this instant!
  • This is the last thing I needed.
  • Ah! He's got a gun!
  • Oh my God!
  • Could you please move out of the way?
  • What you're doing is very dangerous.
  • Please. Move out of the way.
  • Would you mind moving out of the way?
  • Could you please move? You're blocking traffic.
  • Hey!
  • Excuse me?
  • Oh, I'm sorry.
  • Slow down, you're crazy!
  • You're dangerous.
  • You need to drive more safely.
  • Please, leave me alone!
  • Someone, please, help me!
  • I don't wanna fight you. Leave me alone!
  • Sweet Jesus!

FM PManhat 2 BN1

  • A gun! Oh my God!
  • Get me away from here!
  • He's got a gun!
  • Don't you walk into me.
  • You be more careful next time.
  • Watch where you're walking.
  • You crazy?
  • Psychopath!
  • Help!
  • Oh my Lord!
  • Ah! Ahh!
  • Get away from me!
  • Oh my Lord!

FM POrient 1

  • What happen to the funny guy?
  • Hello. Taxi!
  • Hey. Good to see you.
  • Why you doing this to me?
  • Okay, okay. Relax already.
  • Why are you here? Get out.
  • Hello.
  • You suck.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Let's not shoot anymore. Okay?
  • Put that down before it goes off.
  • Ow!
  • Slow down. I don't want to get arrested with you.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Whatever you say. Just please don't hurt me.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Take it. Just leave me alone.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Yes.
  • Why do I put up with people like this?
  • Please. Don't.
  • I hope you get cancer.
  • There he is.
  • What? Do you really do what I think you just did?
  • ???
  • ???
  • Come on. No one needs to get hurt.
  • Get away!
  • Thank you very much.
  • Yes.
  • Ahh! The pain!
  • ???
  • Hey. I was here first.
  • ???
  • ???
  • You piece of dog shit.
  • No.
  • ???
  • ???
  • What do you think you're doing?
  • Number five. Please.
  • ???
  • Do I look like a drug addict?
  • Bye.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Hi. It's me.
  • ???
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • ???
  • Don't be a jerk.
  • ???
  • Hey. You cannot do that.
  • ???
  • You lost?
  • Get a move on.
  • ???
  • Let's go already.
  • ???
  • Come on.
  • Get out of here or I call the cops.
  • Excuse me.
  • ???
  • Sorry about that.
  • Sorry.
  • Oh. My leg.
  • I have no idea. Sorry.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Learn to drive.
  • Get off the road.
  • Excuse me.
  • Excuse, please.
  • You gone crazy.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Nutcase.
  • Look out.
  • That's it. I'm moving.
  • Do I look like a secret agent?
  • Oh yeah. I'm a real spy.
  • ???
  • I know a shelter around here if you need help.
  • Chin up. There jobs everywhere.
  • Help, police. I've just been robbed of my vehicle.
  • Please help me. I am being hijacked.
  • You should have seen me twenty years ago.
  • I'm old enough to be your mother.
  • ???
  • I know. Housecare is absolutely unaffordable this days.
  • Yeah. I can't wait to go to Florida.
  • This time I think I just might stay there.
  • Hello.
  • I got go.
  • Wha.
  • Sure.
  • Ha.
  • Definitely.
  • That's sure true.
  • I totally agree with you.
  • Aw.
  • Mmmm...
  • ???
  • Look up. There he is.
  • Police. I hear shooting.
  • They're shooting!
  • ???
  • I hear guns. Come quick.
  • Aye ya.
  • What the hell is that?
  • Wha. I thought I was a goner there.
  • Damn.
  • Aye ya.
  • What the hell is that?
  • Have me help! My leg!
  • Help! My leg is bleeding.
  • Oops.
  • ???
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you very much.
  • Please, please, please, don't hurt me.
  • ???
  • If you let me go I promise not to call the cops.
  • Why do you run with me?

FM POrient 1 BD1

  • I did nothing to you!
  • My friend's car!
  • This isn't happening!
  • Ouch. My back.
  • I have children!
  • You will pay for this!
  • Don't call police!
  • Don't shoot me in the back!
  • He's going to kill me!
  • Keep moving.
  • Give them ticket.
  • I'm late for work.
  • Try moving sometime.
  • I'm going to cry.
  • You blind?
  • No touch me!
  • You stupid!
  • Watch it!
  • Trying to kill me?
  • Ouch!
  • You don't touch me.
  • I'm an old lady.
  • Not again.
  • ???

FM POrient 1 BN1

  • Look out, he have gun!
  • He have gun!
  • ???
  • You watch where you go.
  • You more careful.
  • You take more careful watch.
  • Crazy man.
  • Him crazy.
  • Mad man.
  • Leave me alone.
  • Go away from me.
  • I no want to fight. Help!
  • Oh my God!

FM PRich 1

  • This is garbage.
  • Taxi!
  • Hello there.
  • Unhand me!
  • The benevolent society won't like won't it if I skip my donation on account of you.
  • That looks good. I'll try it, please.
  • Get out of here you awful man!
  • So you must be the cultural decline I've heard so much about.
  • Hello.
  • Why are you trying to scare an old woman?
  • My arm!
  • Is this what passes as entertainment nowadays?
  • Not again!
  • Ah! You're hurting me!
  • Firearms!
  • Don't shoot.
  • Put it on my house charge please.
  • My car!
  • Where are the American drivers when you need them?
  • It's that Eastern European killer!
  • Yes, or course I'll leave.
  • This artist still thinks it's Suffolk, 1947.
  • Did he really think that I would quit at my age?
  • Please, don't hurt me, young man.
  • Go back to the Eastern European Balkans!
  • Are you drunk?
  • What in the name of-?
  • Go harass someone else, copper.
  • Take anything you want but leave me alone!
  • How many times is this going to happen?
  • I'm not ready to die just yet.
  • You Eastern Europeans are destroying this country!
  • Crap!
  • Yes, if you please.
  • People like you used to have to be nice to me.
  • Oh for Pete's sake.
  • Help! Anarchy!
  • You aren't even American!
  • That dreadful beast is over there!
  • Keep your eyes on the road not the girls.
  • The government can't tell me to quit. I refuse.
  • That awful man is over there!
  • Oh no, not you again.
  • Oh my!
  • Thank you, young man. Learn better English and you won't be driving cabs.
  • Yes, please.
  • A dent?
  • Alright, you've seen how the other half lives, now leave.
  • GO back to your potatoes and bread lines!
  • Alright, I'm ready to go.
  • I'll have what you like to eat, please.
  • I believe I was here first.
  • You really should respect your betters.
  • Brandishing firearms!
  • Get back here, you foreigner!
  • Let go this instant!
  • Thank you, no.
  • Who gives people like this guns?
  • Now listen here: I pay your salary.
  • You're an awful, horrible murderer.
  • You've got some nerve coming back.
  • Typical of people in this city.
  • Oh my Goodness, I'd like to eat a number two, please.
  • Definitely.
  • Ooh, it looks like they threw up on a canvas.
  • Get away from me, you pillpopper!
  • Bye now.
  • Help! I'm being mugged!
  • He can send me outside if he wants, but I'm not going to stop.
  • Hello there. Ooh, this payphone smells terrible.
  • Agreed.
  • I don't know what these so-called "new materials" are.
  • Goodbye.
  • No, thanks.
  • Yes.
  • I was here first!
  • Get off of me!
  • I had a boyfriend who made something like this sixty years ago.
  • They don't look American, do they?
  • Boo.
  • I believe I still have a house charge here.
  • He thinks he's Polonious but I knew Polonious, if you know what I mean.
  • Don't you people have driving tests anymore?
  • Why doesn't Homeland Security arrest you?
  • Please make up your mind.
  • Can you please decide where you're going?
  • Which way is it then?
  • I haven't got all day.
  • Can you please move?
  • I'd like to move, please.
  • Oh dear, I'm overheating again.
  • My engine is going to overheat.
  • Okay, enough already, let's go.
  • Pardon me.
  • Excuse me.
  • For Pete's sake.
  • Careful.
  • Oh, really?
  • Do you know where the galleries are?
  • I'm so sorry, this area has changed so much that I'm a tourist myself.
  • My!
  • My goodness.
  • Oh!
  • For Pete's sake.
  • Twenty-three skidoo!
  • Excuse me.
  • Excuse me, please.
  • Get away from me!
  • You're crazy!
  • You need help!
  • This city is out of control!
  • Get a job!
  • Save me.
  • You must be paranoid from all the drugs.
  • Get back to your shanty town.
  • Where do you people keep coming from?
  • If we still had servants, you would have a job.
  • I knew this would happen when all the elevators went automatic.
  • Police, my vehicle's gone! I mean I've been robbed!
  • Oh, for Pete's sake.
  • You're disgusting.
  • You filthy man.
  • Oh dear, I'm late.
  • I've been head of the co-op board for twenty-five years now.
  • Everyday we get farther from old England it seems.
  • Even the founders emulated the British. What's happened to us?
  • I feel like we are prisoners in our own country.
  • If you can't pick who you share a building with, what's left in Liberty City?
  • Hello. Oh dear, can you hear me?
  • I'll call you from home. Goodbye.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yes.
  • Of course.
  • Hmmm.
  • That's right.
  • Definitely.
  • I concur.
  • Agreed.
  • That monster is up there!
  • That terrible man is up there.
  • Police, I would like to report a firefight.
  • Police, the peasants are revolting.
  • Police, can you come down and stop these people from shooting.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • I thought that was the end.
  • Oh, for Pete's sake.
  • Oh my goodness!
  • Is this for a TV show?
  • He's still a great designer.
  • I think his new designs are so weak compared to the 70's.
  • My leg is bleeding!
  • My leg is injured.
  • Not again.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • What on Earth is that?
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you very much.
  • You have my thanks.
  • Please let me out!
  • You want money? I have money in my co-op.
  • There are valuables in my co-op if you just let me out.
  • I want to go home!
  • I've got grandchildren.
  • I don't want to die.

FM PRich 1 BD1

  • Terrorist! Terrorist!
  • This is absolutely typical!
  • You're just loving this, you pervert.
  • You moron.
  • The terrorists are attacking!
  • Police! Help! I pay more tax than anyone else here!
  • Serves me right for coming to this area.
  • Where's a police officer?
  • Don't man-handle me, you brute.
  • Oh, this is insane. I have to move to Europe.
  • Go slash your wrist and stop wasting real people's time!
  • Get out of the road.
  • My meeting starts in fifteen minutes.
  • Come on, Dr. Rosembomb isn't going to reschedule my appointment!
  • Peasants, all of you!
  • Why do I have to mingle with the riff raff?
  • Repulsive person!
  • Whoa!
  • Ah!
  • No!
  • This is so uncivilized!
  • Liberty City is going to the dogs!
  • How horrible!
  • How shocking!

FM PRich 1 BN1

  • He's got a gun!
  • Help, he's going to shoot!
  • Call the police!
  • William, is that you?
  • Where are your manners, young man?
  • Some people!
  • Help!
  • Peasant!
  • Philistine!
  • You should be ashamed of yourself.
  • How dare you.
  • You people disgust me.
  • What was that? Where am I?

FO Maid 1

  • Spanish You suck.
  • Hello.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Hola.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Watch out. Spanish
  • Yes.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish There he is!
  • There! Spanish
  • Si.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • No thanks.
  • He got a gun!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Number five, please.
  • Spanish crackhead.
  • Bye.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • No, gracias.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Liberty City Spanish
  • Spanish I don't know.
  • Puta!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Typical man!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish I don't follow.
  • Look! Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Thank you, doctor.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • My leg. Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Gracias.
  • Spanish
  • Thank you.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Stop.
  • Please, no. Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Spanish I need a break.
  • Spanish

FO PEastEuro 1

  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • One of those please. Russian
  • This is a private property. Get out of here.
  • Russian
  • Hello.
  • Liberty City finest. Russian
  • Russian
  • Is that what you American call a good time?
  • Russian
  • How am I going to get home?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Damn city. Russian
  • I hate the way they put a filter on this thing. I always snap them off.
  • My son will make you pay for this.
  • Russian
  • Don't think I wouldn't bite you.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Hey. Watch where you're going.
  • Uh huh.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Please don't kill me!
  • Does that make you feel more like a man?
  • There he is.
  • This Debonaire is liking a smoking gare.
  • He over there!
  • Everyone get down! Russian
  • What do you think you're doing?
  • Uh huh.
  • Russian
  • How dare you violate my privacy. Get out!
  • Russian
  • I look after both doors and don't try to overcharge me this time.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Do you get a kick out of attacking old lady?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I'm not afraid of you.
  • Number six, please. Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I smoked every day of my life. Even as a child.
  • I suppose you have a point.
  • Russian
  • No.
  • I know what you say.
  • I'm sixty-five, you animal!
  • Surely you wouldn't shoot an old woman in the back.
  • What are you, dropped as a baby? Get out of the way.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • And they call that superpower? Get moving!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Come on. How did this country ever win the Cold War?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • At least apologize.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Have some respect.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Excuse me.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • They fight like little children.
  • They are weak, like little baby kittens.
  • Russian
  • Don't be ridiculous. Why on Earth would I want to follow a person?
  • Police, help me! My car has been stolen.
  • Up there!
  • There! He's up there!
  • Hello, police. You have to come quick. They're guns everywhere!
  • Police, it's a massacre down here! Send everyone you got!
  • Police, please help me. I am in the middle of the gunfight.
  • 911, this is an emergency!
  • Thank you. I suppose you are going to charge me for this.
  • Russian I suppose you are going to charge me for this.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Thanks.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You don't scare me.
  • I order you to stop this car.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian

FO PEastEuro 1 BD1

  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian

FO PEastEuro 1 BN1

  • That man has a gun.
  • Russian
  • Please, don't shoot me.
  • Please, excuse me.
  • I'm very sorry.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Please, no.
  • No, no, stop!
  • Please, leave me alone.
  • Russian
  • Russian

FO PEastEuro 2

  • Don't you have more potatoes to peel in the back?
  • Nice to see you.
  • Russian
  • He wouldn't be scary enough for desk job at ???.
  • I'll take whatever is freshest please.
  • Russian
  • Excuse me, I need more water.
  • Russian
  • I've seen more scary thing in my kitchen than you.
  • Help! Help! Someone, help me!
  • Russian
  • What's happened to my car?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Okay, ??? No need to hurt me.
  • Russian
  • Yes, ??? I'll do whatever you say.
  • Russian
  • What's happened to my ???
  • I just want to say it smells terrible in there.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Yes, that would be lovely.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • He's over there!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • My car! Russian
  • You need to go now. Get out!
  • Russian
  • Tell me something that I actually enjoyed, won't you?
  • I'd that that, please.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Not again.
  • Calm down. Compared to Russian police, you are an amateur.
  • Russian
  • I'll have the number five.
  • Russian
  • Get away. At my age that stuff will kill me.
  • See you.
  • Some barbarian mugged me. Help!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • No, thank you. Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I am going to buy a gun today.
  • Are you kidding me? This is a joke, right?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Tell you that to make decision.
  • Are you glued to the street or something?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • This isn't nap time up here!
  • Russian
  • Excuse me.
  • Russian
  • Sorry.
  • I beg your pardon.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I'm sorry, I have no idea.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I beg your pardon.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I left Russia to escape being followed. Why would I follow someone else?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Now you stop it.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Uh huh.
  • Mhm.
  • Hm.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I'll take that please.
  • You don't deserve it. I do.
  • Give to me or face the consequences.
  • He's up there!
  • Russian
  • Police, there's a shooter here.
  • Help! There are guns shooting.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Oh no.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Oh no, this can't be. I'm shot.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Oh no!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Thanks.
  • Russian
  • You don't speak Russian, do you?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You better hide when my husband find out about this.

FO PEastEuro 2 BD1

  • Gone! Gone!
  • Oh, my arm. I think I broke my arm!
  • Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me!
  • What was that?
  • No! Ahh!
  • Get away. Go!
  • Idiot. Don't you see me here?
  • I am old woman. Please, no.
  • Okay, okay, easy.
  • Aye, aye, aye, what a country.
  • You need direction.
  • Don't just stand there.
  • What is this? What's going on?
  • Why does no one move?
  • Son of a motherless goat.
  • Stinking yak.
  • Circus bear.
  • Ah!
  • No!
  • Wha!
  • How dare you hit me.
  • Who saw that? That was horrible!
  • You hit an old woman?
  • Ghosts in Heaven!

FO PEastEuro 2 BN1

  • Run away, everybody. Hide.
  • Help.
  • Clear the street, he's got a gun.
  • Watch out for a little old woman.
  • Can't watch where you go?
  • You're younger than me. Get out of my way.
  • Psychopath.
  • Russian
  • Inconsiderate driver.
  • Somebody help an old woman.
  • I am an old woman, get the hell off me.
  • Why are you attacking an old woman?
  • What on Earth is going on?

FO PHarborN 1

  • Somebody shoulda told you to get another job.
  • Over here!
  • Nice to see you.
  • I hope you enjoy it.
  • Shame on you.
  • I want something cheap and nasty.
  • What are you doing in here? Get out!
  • You're not even funny.
  • Hello there.
  • Who do you think you are?
  • So you wanna shoot me too?
  • I paid good money for this?
  • Be strong.
  • Okay, have it, son.
  • I might have a heart attack.
  • Crazy! Crazy!
  • Oh, now you've done it.
  • You're crazy.
  • At least I didn't break anything.
  • I still got my health. Thank the lord.
  • Good God, what are you doing?
  • What's next?
  • I've seen your kind before.
  • Nah, I don't wanna have anything left.
  • It's hard enough already for a black woman in this city. Let me have it!
  • That's it.
  • That's it, I've had it. I'm getting out.
  • What would your momma think of you?
  • Not again.
  • Well I never.
  • Shame on you.
  • What the hell?
  • Give me strength.
  • If this is my time...
  • You're robbing a poor old woman.
  • I see him.
  • Stop this right now.
  • He's over there.
  • Help!
  • Well I never...
  • Thank you so much, son.
  • Thank you so much.
  • Ah, hell no.
  • Who do you think you are? Get out of here!
  • I'm walking to the hospice now.
  • Come on, son.
  • I want something cheap and tasty.
  • Damn!
  • You're gonna steal my taxi?
  • If that's the attitude...
  • I'm too old to get shot.
  • You're a bad man.
  • Please.
  • No thanks.
  • Lord, protect me.
  • You're all the same.
  • I been waiting here too, you know.
  • May I have a number five?
  • You're polluting the youth of today. Shame on you.
  • May the Lord protect you.
  • Ah! I been robbed!
  • Hello there.
  • So long.
  • This is just not right.
  • No thank you.
  • Oh no, my car was nearly paid off.
  • No fair.
  • Lord, no.
  • Good thing I'm in here not out there.
  • You better be somebody important.
  • You'll be old one day too.
  • Hurry it up.
  • I'm gonna kick your ass.
  • I hope you're having fun cause I'm not.
  • Let's all work together.
  • I'm just gonna sit here.
  • I've got nowhere else to be.
  • As long as we get outta here before the grocery store closes.
  • I can wait here all day, I don't care.
  • Excuse me.
  • I'm sorry.
  • I didn't mean anything.
  • Forgive me.
  • I can't see so good.
  • I'm sorry.
  • Excuse me, you know where there's an ATM?
  • You're asking the wrong lady.
  • Lord!
  • No!
  • Help!
  • Sugar!
  • Ooh.
  • My hip.
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry.
  • Not with these old bones.
  • In my younger days...
  • Hell no!
  • I still got some dignity left.
  • I'm too old for that.
  • If my boy was here...
  • You're one crazy fool.
  • Get a job.
  • Stay off the drugs.
  • You're a lazy fool.
  • I work three jobs.
  • I've got six kids and I don't beg.
  • Is this the police? I need your help.
  • I have a crime to report.
  • Are you blind?
  • Crazy fool.
  • What you playing at?
  • I guess I still got it.
  • That's the youngest one he lied to.
  • He'll be out in twenty-five to life. It's ??? that might get paroled next year.
  • Just got to have faith in the good Lord, don't you?
  • I pray for them every night. I do.
  • I've seen so many go down that slivery slope.
  • Hey.
  • Goodbye then.
  • Amen.
  • Here's to that.
  • Mhm.
  • Yes sir.
  • You speaking the truth.
  • There he is!
  • Look up there!
  • Shots are fired!
  • They keep shooting more bullets!
  • No surprise, they're shooting up the place again.
  • Oh, Good Lord.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • I was going to the light.
  • Damn.
  • Sugar!
  • Heaven.
  • Oh Good lord.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • My leg!
  • That was my good leg!
  • Ehh, that had to happen to me, wouldn't it?
  • Aahh, my heart!
  • Aahh!
  • Thank you kindly.
  • Much obliged.
  • That's very nice.
  • Mister, I'd be happy if you dropped me.
  • You're a no-good criminal!
  • You don't respect anything, do you?
  • Your mother raised you wrong, son.
  • You're momma can't have slapped you enough.
  • If you're not gonna kill me, drop me off.

FO PHarborN 1 BD1

  • Don't do it! I'm begging you.
  • Why doesn't that surprise me?
  • Stop! You're hurting me!
  • Are you kidding me?
  • Help! Somebody!
  • Hey, what do you think you're doing?
  • I can't believe this.
  • Please don't shoot.
  • Don't put your hands on me!
  • Hey, get a move on.
  • Forget this fool.
  • Come on, you're gonna get yourself killed.
  • Move that thing.
  • Come on, move it.
  • Didn't your momma teach you to say sorry?
  • No respect for old people anymore.
  • You need to learn some manners.
  • Hey!
  • Idiot!
  • Moron!
  • Get away from me!
  • You think you're tough beating on old ladies?
  • I might be old but my legs still work.
  • Shit! What was that?

FO PHarborN 1 BN1

  • Cha, you pull gun on an old woman?
  • Me youth, you threaten an old mother like so?
  • Yous a rude little boy, you don't know that?
  • Watch out me youth, I have a bad leg.
  • Mercy, me youth, me an old woman.
  • Careful now, I have a bad leg, seen?
  • Oh, me bad back!
  • You not see me?
  • Oh, me bad leg!
  • Feisty, you gonna box an old mother?
  • Cha, you gonna box an old woman like so?
  • Evil youth, marching up an old mother like so.
  • Rhaatid, me can't believe it!

FO PJersey 1

  • Wrap it up, dickwad.
  • Hey! Over here!
  • Please stop!
  • My son will be a boss someday.
  • It all looks so good. I'll have that.
  • Is this your place? No. Get out.
  • Who hired this asshole?
  • Hey there.
  • Get off.
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • No! Don't you have a mother?
  • Somebody save me! I'm a mother.
  • I knew this day would come.
  • Well, you paid for quality.
  • Hey! Watch it.
  • Oh, that poor person.
  • I can never look at you again.
  • Please stop. I'll do whatever you want.
  • Oh. What have you done?
  • Help! Stop him.
  • I raise your children for this?
  • Get off me!
  • This is not what I wanted.
  • My sons'll take care of you.
  • Holy shit.
  • Did I ask for that?
  • Give me a drink.
  • No! Not me. I'm needed.
  • Please. Don't damage it.
  • You're a maniac. Stop.
  • Champagne. My son's a doctor.
  • Get away from that.
  • Well, you made it.
  • Yes, please.
  • And learn to drive, you klutz.
  • Who are you? Go on. Get out. Go.
  • Whenever you're ready.
  • I'll take two of those.
  • Excuse me. This is my cab.
  • I raise four children for this?
  • Go to your whore.
  • He's got a gun!
  • You motherfucker!
  • Boys! Help me.
  • I'm an upstanding citizen, officer.
  • Vodka. And keep it coming.
  • Yeah, give me a numer six. Very large.
  • I gave up my job. My life for you.
  • I'm not to target markets, sweetie.
  • Police! Help me! I've been mugged.
  • Hello? It's your mother.
  • No thank you.
  • And you take it. You have no grace.
  • No no.
  • I hope my husband doesn't mind.
  • We should stop.
  • The road is for cars, you schlub.
  • Do you wanna be run over?
  • I'll have you under my tires.
  • Clear out of there.
  • I had a graduation to get to.
  • Shit dick. I'll miss the recital.
  • Drive! My boy has a cold.
  • Hey. Excuse yourself.
  • Hey. Open your eyes.
  • What am I, invisible?
  • I'm sorry, I can't help you.
  • Watch out!
  • Ah!
  • Whoa!
  • Stay the fuck away from me.
  • Get away, ya bastard.
  • What did I do to you?
  • Why would I be following?
  • Police. Some motherfucker took my car.
  • Now there's a man who walks like one.
  • You wanna walk me home?
  • You look like you'd make good babies.
  • I am a happily married woman.
  • You make me feel young again, sweetie.
  • You know that I'm always proud of you.
  • I hope you're working hard over there.
  • Well don't let her talk to you that way.
  • You'll always have a place to stay with me.
  • Is your brother there? Put him on the phone.
  • Hey. Did you just call me?
  • Okay, we'll talk again soon. I love you.
  • Uh huh.
  • Mmm.
  • Oh?
  • Ha ha ha.
  • Mmm.
  • Police. They're shooting everything.
  • There's shots! Please come!
  • Oh my God!
  • That is fucked up.
  • I'm back. What a trip.
  • Motherfucker!
  • Oh my God.
  • What's happening to this town?
  • Will they give me a discount, I wonder?
  • I'm sure I've seen that cheaper.
  • We can't keep the place clean?
  • Crazy! That's crazy.
  • That is fucked up.
  • Aw, thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • No. I'm too old for you.
  • Where are you taking me?
  • Please. Let me out here.
  • I don't wanna go this way.

FO PJersey 1 BD1

  • He's got a gun!
  • Oh God, he'll never let me drive again.
  • Oh God, please don't shoot me.
  • Shit, Frank's gonna go nuts.
  • Help, someone call the police!
  • Help, somebody, he's robbing me!
  • Oh my God, this is Frank's car.
  • Help! Someone help!
  • Please, mister, please, don't hurt me.
  • Move it, you're making me late.
  • Listen, I gotta get home already.
  • Move it, I'm late already.
  • Come on, huh?
  • I got places to be.
  • Easy there.
  • Slow down.
  • Careful, huh?
  • Whoa!
  • Shit!
  • Stop!
  • Oh no, this is not good.
  • Shit, what the hell is this?
  • Oh my God.
  • What was that?

FO PJersey 1 BN1

  • Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!
  • Oh no, this can't be happening!
  • He's got a gun!
  • Oops.
  • Sorry.
  • Excuse me.
  • Hey, watch it.
  • Ahh!
  • You coulda killed me!
  • No, please, stop!
  • I need help. Someone help me!
  • Oh no, please don't hit me.
  • Oh, the humanity!

FO POrient 1

  • I'm better than you.
  • Taxi! Stop here.
  • Hi.
  • ???
  • Police abuse.
  • Get out of my house.
  • Hello.
  • You're terrible.
  • My car!
  • Animal!
  • Don't kill me.
  • ???
  • I don't believe.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Why me?
  • ???
  • I call the police.
  • ???
  • Don't touch me.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Oh no.
  • Yes.
  • Not very nice.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Right there!
  • ???
  • ???
  • Over there!
  • Don't shoot.
  • Stop!
  • Finally.
  • Yes.
  • ???
  • Leave! Or I kill you.
  • Now lazy driver. Let's go.
  • Hey, what you doing?
  • ???
  • Help me! He has gun!
  • ???
  • No way.
  • Someone kill him! He has gun!
  • What I do?
  • You break line.
  • Number three, please.
  • I agree.
  • No. I don't want to do.
  • ???
  • Help. Someone help!
  • ???
  • ???
  • Yes. Yes.
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • I know how you feel.
  • My taxi! ???
  • Help!
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Who are you?
  • What are you doing?
  • ???
  • What is going on?
  • ???
  • Let's go.
  • ???
  • No manner.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Why you bump me?
  • ???
  • Can't help you.
  • Ah!
  • ???
  • ???
  • Help!
  • Sorry. Sorry.
  • ???
  • Help me!
  • ???
  • No fight for me.
  • ???
  • ???
  • No!
  • No way. ???
  • Loser.
  • ???
  • Lazy.
  • Police. Help!
  • ???
  • Shut up, animals.
  • Rude and stupid.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Hello?
  • ???
  • Goodbye.
  • Yeah.
  • ???
  • No.
  • I see.
  • Sure.
  • Sure.
  • Of course.
  • ???
  • Up there.
  • Look up!
  • Police, there is guns! There's guns.
  • I report gunfire!
  • There is shooting. Do something!
  • Officer. There is gunfire. Scary!
  • Oh my.
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • Oh my.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Good price.
  • Ah! Why you shoot me?
  • Ah! My leg!
  • Wha?
  • Thank you.
  • Thank you very much.
  • Let me out!
  • I want out.
  • ???
  • Where are we going?

FO POrient 1 BD1

  • ???
  • Hey, what's going on?
  • Don't hurt me, I'm just an old woman.
  • ???
  • I need help! Help me!
  • Get away from there.
  • Hey, what are you doing to my car?
  • Take this madman away from me!
  • I'm an old woman. Get off me.
  • This drive me crazy. Hurry up.
  • ???
  • Everybody so slow. Hurry up.
  • Come on, I don't have time to waste.
  • You can't stop there, hurry up.
  • Hey, careful.
  • Get off me.
  • Get out my way.
  • Watch out.
  • ???
  • Maniac.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Stop attacking me. Why are you attacking me?
  • ???

FO POrient 1 BN1

  • A gun! A gun!
  • Ah!
  • Not toy gun! Real gun!
  • What are you doing?
  • Ah! Gun!
  • Please, no!
  • This is terrible.
  • Who is that?
  • Hello? What is going on?
  • ???
  • Oh, excuse me.
  • Oh, sorry.
  • Ah!
  • Gah!
  • Oh no!
  • ???
  • No fight! No fight!
  • Ah!
  • Ah! Oh my God!

FO Rich 1

  • I'll get you for this.
  • Go back to school.
  • Taxi!
  • Please stop.
  • I am not afraid of civil servants. You got that?
  • I would like that.
  • This is private property. Please leave.
  • I want my money back.
  • Hello.
  • You people make me sick.
  • Preposterous.
  • You owe me some repair money.
  • Have you no conscience?
  • Shame on you.
  • The draft used to fix your kind.
  • I'll take it.
  • My car.
  • I'll report you to the police.
  • You'll be sorry you did this.
  • Are you insane?
  • Human trash.
  • You people are scum of the Earth.
  • Thanks. But don't expect a tip.
  • You bottom feeder!
  • I won't say what I'm thinking.
  • I am something while you are nothing.
  • I wish my husband were still alive.
  • Come back and fight.
  • Oh my gosh. I knew that person.
  • Oh, you people are scum, you hear me?
  • Yes. If you would please.
  • You... you.
  • You're trespassing. Leave at once.
  • Chauffeur, drive on.
  • Oh, bring me that.
  • Excuse me, this is my Taxi.
  • When you have reading that sort of comment is meaningless.
  • This never used to happen to me.
  • Scum!
  • Coward. Threatening an old woman.
  • How dare you. Do you know who I am?
  • Help! I'm being assaulted.
  • What a stench these public recievers has. Hello?
  • Thank you but no thank you.
  • Who do you think you are? Get out of my way.
  • I'm an old woman.
  • I'm buying this.
  • Stop killing the peasants.
  • Will you beat it?
  • Do you realize the disturbance you're causing?
  • You're creating a scene!
  • Get a move on.
  • I haven't got all day.
  • Don't keep stopping.
  • More movement please.
  • Moron.
  • Uhh, what a stench.
  • Trash on legs.
  • Why should I know that?
  • Lunatic.
  • Crazy.
  • Nincompoop.
  • This neighborhood has gone to the dogs.
  • What happened to my jazz age paradise?
  • Oh, I knew we shouldn't have ditched the draft.
  • Why on Earth would I be following another person?
  • Get a job.
  • Ew, the worst generation.
  • Why do they ever abolish the draft?
  • Bring it on home to mother!
  • Send a salome to your daughter in the army.
  • What a handsome prince.
  • Disgusting.
  • Filth.
  • Oh. Is that so?
  • Well, we can take care of that?
  • Oh, what nerve he has.
  • That's unconscionable.
  • I see he thinks we were born yesterday. His mistake.
  • What is it?
  • My deepest respects, my dear.
  • Yes.
  • Definitely.
  • Surely.
  • Well of course.
  • Most assuredly.
  • I would like to report a firing of firearms.
  • Police, there is gunfire in my vicinity.
  • I shouldn't be seeing this at my age.
  • Oh, my heart.
  • I thought I saw my husband.
  • Ah, phooey.
  • I shouldn't be seeing this at my age.
  • Oh, my heart.
  • Ooh, that might look nice in the parlor.
  • I could use this in my boudoir.
  • Clean up after your dogs, people. It's the law!
  • Oh, Lord in me.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • Thank you.
  • My husband would kill you if he was still alive.
  • Have you no conscience?
  • I'm worth millions you know.
  • I'm not afraid of greenhorns like you.

FO Rich 1 BD1

  • I hate those things.
  • My fabulous car.
  • Don't hurt me, just take it.
  • My beautiful car.
  • You need a license for that.
  • My word!
  • Oh, my custom headlights.
  • Put that thing away.
  • Take whatever you want.
  • I'm getting late.
  • Make up your mind.
  • Get your head on straight.
  • Come along now.
  • Let's get going.
  • I beg your pardon.
  • Careful now.
  • Look where you're going.
  • Maniac!
  • Crazy!
  • Lunatic!
  • You horrible person!
  • I hope you die and go to Hell.
  • You'll end up in prison. I promise.
  • Good Heavens.

FO Rich 1 BN1

  • He's got a gun.
  • He's trying to kill me.
  • Help! I'm under attack.
  • Unbelievable. In all my days.
  • Goodness gracious really.
  • I've never seen the light.
  • Watch out.
  • Darn it.
  • Oh, crap.
  • Get away from me.
  • You're an animal.
  • How do you sleep at night?
  • What the blazes?

FY Bank

  • You stole this act.
  • Taxi! Hot girl needs a ride.
  • Hi.
  • Hello.
  • Rape!
  • Oh, don't be a bully.
  • Hey, what's that fried special?
  • Dude, get out.
  • Hey.
  • Man, you guys are assholes.
  • Help me, someone!
  • Boo!
  • What asshole hit me?
  • Oh, shit.
  • Help, he's gonna shoot.
  • No!
  • Great. Now I'll be late for work.
  • Holy shit. What are you doing?
  • Go to Hell. Oh, and by the way, you have a tiny dick.
  • Okay, okay, it's yours. Don't get crazy.
  • It is so crazy that Greg and Tony got taken off the air.
  • Dude, please, don't kill me.
  • Stop and help them.
  • Yes.
  • Cool it, shithead.
  • You were masturbating to my sister's picture.
  • Police!
  • My back.
  • Dude, enough of this, I'm outta here.
  • Your mom's a whore!
  • Shit, this is a rental.
  • Cool.
  • Wow, you are a lonely creep.
  • Alley apple eating bastard.
  • Oh please, don't kill me.
  • Fuckwad.
  • Get him. That way.
  • Are you drunk?
  • Someone please get rid of this president. Uh.
  • Hurry. Over there.
  • Hey, gut reamer, what the hell?
  • Thanks. Try cleaning the back seat though.
  • Yeah.
  • Yes, please.
  • My car!
  • What are you doing? Get out.
  • My dad's a cop, asshole.
  • Get moving.
  • Sprunk and a cookie, please.
  • I hope you don't think this is yours.
  • Whatever, asshole.
  • Oh, you need some serious help. And your penis is small.
  • He's got a gun!
  • Thieving asshole.
  • Don't kill me.
  • No.
  • Please, I'm too young.
  • Liberty City's finest, huh?
  • Guess they think they're royalty.
  • Can I get a seven with a salad?
  • You hit that right on the head.
  • I told you no backdoor and you tried anyway.
  • Drugs are for assholes. No way.
  • See ya.
  • Nah.
  • Help. I've been mugged.
  • There are way too many car horns in this town.
  • I feel ya.
  • Bye.
  • Nah.
  • Exactly.
  • Dude, this is my cab.
  • Oh my God!
  • Hey, linejumper, get to the back.
  • Later.
  • You aren't going to stop?
  • Hey, retard. Move.
  • The road is for cars, stupid.
  • Get out of the road.
  • Come on, I'm late.
  • Hey, dumbass. Move.
  • Come on.
  • Who I gotta blow to get traffic moving?
  • This traffic sucks.
  • Drive. Let's move.
  • Ouch.
  • Nice one, asshole.
  • Hey, watch it.
  • Hey, say you're sorry.
  • What a butt munch.
  • Why don't you look it up on the internet?
  • Psycho!
  • Shit!
  • Ow!
  • You nearly killed me.
  • Creep.
  • Excuse me.
  • Coming through.
  • Pardon me.
  • Don't kill me.
  • This isn't happening.
  • You're insane!
  • I don't wanna fight.
  • Screw you!
  • Help. This psycho's after me.
  • Are you just a little bit paranoid?
  • Holy shit, I'm calling 911.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • And you think that's actually going to work?
  • Oh, you make me so wet.
  • Oh, I totally loved watching I'm Rich.
  • What do you mean my balloon knot?
  • I guess so. Will it hurt?
  • Your wife is going to find out about our affair.
  • You're twice my age but I love to blow you.
  • Hey, Pitsy. Thanks for last night.
  • Cool. I'll see you outside Burger Shot.
  • Yeah.
  • Wow.
  • Uh huh.
  • Herpes?
  • Way.
  • No way!
  • Yeah.
  • Sure.
  • He's up there!
  • I saw him up there!
  • 911, there's like a firefight.
  • Police, help, people are shooting.
  • Oh my God, I'm calling 911.
  • Oh my God, you're my hero.
  • Ah, ballsack.
  • Oh no, oh no, oh no.
  • Oh, someone call the news.
  • Ah, holy shit. My leg!
  • No! My leg!
  • Ah, these shoes cost a fortune.
  • No way. Did you see that shit?
  • What the hell is going on?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Appreciate it.
  • I'm gonna call the cops!
  • What are you doing, freak?
  • You're that serial killer, aren't you?
  • Oh please don't. I'm on my period.
  • Please don't hurt me.
  • Yeah, I got my tits pierced.
  • He loves it. Trust me.
  • I wouldn't worry. You're not pregnant.
  • Please, I'll order a baby on babiesovernight.com first.

FY Bank 1 BD1

  • No! Please don't shoot!
  • Well this is just fucking fantastic.
  • Are you out of your fucking mind?
  • You've got to be kidding me.
  • Get down, he's got a gun!
  • Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
  • No, this can't be happening.
  • Help, he's trying to kill me.
  • Take your hands off me, asshole.
  • Move it, dumbass.
  • Are you some kind of retard?
  • Change the meds you fucking idiot.
  • You know, if you could make me a little bit more late, I'd really appreciate it.
  • Oh, for fuck's sake, this is retarded.
  • Whatever, creep.
  • Typical man.
  • Get over yourself, asshole.
  • Fuck!
  • No way.
  • Moron!
  • You're a fucking lunatic.
  • I'm so over this.
  • Help!
  • Fuck me, where did that come from?

FY Bank 1 BN1

  • I think he's trying to kill me!
  • Holy fuck, he's got a gun.
  • This crazy fuck is holding a gun!
  • Fuck you.
  • Fucking asshole.
  • Shithead.
  • I'm so outta here.
  • Help!
  • I don't wanna die!
  • What the Hell is going on?

FY Business 1

  • This is worse than the cocktails.
  • Taxi!
  • Hi.
  • Get away from me you fucking junkie!
  • Whatever. I earn your annual salary in a week.
  • One of those. Shit, I'm going to hate myself.
  • Get the fuck out of here, asshole
  • You're shit, get off.
  • Hey.
  • Watch it. I'll have you in court quicker than you can buy a donut.
  • Who the fuck are you?
  • I could do better than this.
  • I'm on a conference call, you fucking idiot.
  • Don't touch me, you asshole.
  • Fuck. He's gonna shoot.
  • Please don't shoot.
  • Everybody needs a bit of retail therapy.
  • You're dead.
  • Forget about it. Put your foot down.
  • Save your breath. It stinks of her. We're over.
  • Alright. Take it, asshole.
  • Hey, it's better than diet pills.
  • Okay, okay, the company will pay.
  • Just keep going.
  • Hey. Who the fuck are you?
  • There's nothing you can say. I walked in on you, asshole.
  • Take your fucking hands off me.
  • My PDA was sinking, you fucking moron.
  • I said fast but you're out of your fucking mind.
  • If there's a scratch on my laptop, I'll fucking kill you.
  • Asshole! You broke my laptop.
  • Yeah.
  • You just wish you could look like me.
  • You have got to be kidding me.
  • He's trying to kill me.
  • Shit. I'll call you back.
  • Nobody fucks with me in this town.
  • There's the asshole.
  • Don't worry, we haven't got time.
  • Non-smokers all have fat asses.
  • That's the guy.
  • What the fuck? Get away from there.
  • Thanks, you've saved my ass.
  • Sure.
  • Not the company car. Fuck!
  • What the fuck? This is private property, asshole.
  • I'm gonna send you down, asshole.
  • Okay, floor it, I'm fucking late.
  • Two of those. I'll double my workout.
  • Over my dead body.
  • Everybody hates the rich girl.
  • Shut your cheating mouth and I never want to see you again.
  • Oh, he's got a gun!
  • I'll sue you so hard, your grandkids will be in debt!
  • No.
  • Help! This guy's a psycho!
  • I'd be very careful. My roommate's fucking your deputy chief.
  • Oh no you don't. Get to the back.
  • Number six and I'm in a rush.
  • You've got that right.
  • You must think I'm stupid. You think I don't know my own underwear?
  • Fuck you.
  • I don't think so. I get the best blow in Liberty City delivered straight to the office.
  • See you soon.
  • Help! I've been mugged.
  • You don't get where I am today without cigarettes.
  • I know what you mean.
  • Okay, gotta dash.
  • No way.
  • Sure, whatever.
  • Fuck off, this is mine.
  • What the fuck are you doing?
  • Anyone's jumping this line, it's me.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • What's the use of money if you don't spend it, right?
  • It's alright. I didn't see anything.
  • Move!
  • Let me guess, you're on minimum wage?
  • Are you even aware you're a retard?
  • Idiot. I bet you've never multi-tasked in your fucking life.
  • Oh, come on.
  • Move it! I'm pitching to Yusuf Amir in twenty minutes.
  • I can't push back this meeting again.
  • My cell phone is dying.
  • Come on, I haven't got time for this shit.
  • Say sorry, you bastard.
  • What an asshole.
  • Did he just steal my PDA?
  • That guy just touched my breast.
  • Must be hard being that ugly.
  • Shit, I better make a call.
  • Really? That's good to know.
  • News to me. Can you put it in an email?
  • Mark my words: Sprunk shares are going to go through the roof.
  • I'm screwing the CEO of Piswasser and let me tell you: buy in now.
  • Dump all your Purseus stock, it's about to tank.
  • Do you know anywhere with wi-fi? This is an emergency.
  • Sorry, no time to stop.
  • Shit!
  • Fuck.
  • Asshole.
  • No!
  • Whoa!
  • Come on, let me through.
  • Behind you.
  • This is beneath me.
  • Stay away from me, asshole.
  • I haven't got time for your shit.
  • Fucking lunatic.
  • You need help, psycho.
  • Oh, please, you're pretty much invisible to me.
  • Incompetent and incontinent, you must be proud.
  • Just looking at you makes me wanna take a shower.
  • Where's your motivation? Where are your goals?
  • Hello? I need a police officer here right now.
  • In your fucking dreams, loser.
  • Don't worry, you'll lose your virginity one day.
  • Ugly, stupid and poor. You're not my type, asshole.
  • You should see my new Enima dress. It makes me wanna fuck me.
  • Lucinda, you're wicked. You know I don't go down on the first date.
  • He's taking me to Maisonette 9. I hope he's got some coke.
  • I'm so excited. He's got a loft in Suffolk and a place upstate.
  • I'm ready to bring this one home and in fact, fuck it, I'm going commando tonight.
  • Hey, Lucy.
  • Listen, I've gotta go. Kisses.
  • Uh huh.
  • No.
  • Definitely.
  • Sure.
  • Mhm.
  • So what?
  • He's up there!
  • There he is!
  • Suck it up, you'll feel fine in a minute.
  • Shit, I really haven't got time for this.
  • I didn't hit you that hard.
  • Wow, thanks. I might still make that meeting.
  • Shit.
  • That's it, I'm buying a gun.
  • I wish I felt sorry but I don't.
  • Uh, I can't afford this.
  • Note to self: go shopping with boyfriend.
  • Fuck! My leg.
  • Ahh! Fuck, I've been shot.
  • Ahhh, disgusting.
  • What the fuck?
  • Fuck me.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • I've got money.
  • Stop the car. Right now.
  • What the fuck are you doing?
  • Are you crazy?
  • Are you out of your mind?
  • I don't care what I have to do. I'm making VP this year.
  • Sometimes you have to give your boss a helping hand if you know what I mean.
  • I'm the girl for the job and I have to show him how committed I am.
  • I'm not waiting years for promotion. I'm going straight for the big man.

FY Business 1 BD1

  • Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
  • Do you know how much this car cost?
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • Well excuse me, asshole.
  • Help, someone!
  • Help, somebody call the police!
  • Asshole, you better have insurance.
  • Oh, fuck you!
  • What the fuck?
  • Jesus, every time.
  • God damn it. Move, you idiot.
  • Sometime today please.
  • Move it, asshole.
  • Jesus, buddy, I don't have all day.
  • Hey, Einstein, out of the way.
  • Easy there.
  • Jesus, watch it.
  • So rude.
  • Whoa!
  • Asshole!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Get off me.
  • Asshole.
  • That's it. I don't need this.
  • Fuck, what was that?

FY Business 1 BN1

  • You can't be serious!
  • Typical male asshole.
  • Oh my God!
  • My clothes.
  • Say you're sorry.
  • Hello.
  • Asshole!
  • Jerk.
  • Watch out.
  • Get away from me!
  • How dare you!
  • Are you on drugs?
  • Holy shit!

FY CDress 1

  • Eew, you stink!
  • Taxi!
  • Hey.
  • Please don't.
  • Don't treat me like a criminal.
  • I'd like a number six, please.
  • Get out of here before I call the cops.
  • Hi.
  • You are like really bad.
  • You're such an asshole.
  • Leave me alone.
  • He's got a gun!
  • Somebody call the police. He's got a gun!
  • Oh my God.
  • Tell me that was not a person.
  • It's yours just don't hurt me.
  • My boyfriend said that smoking is a sign of weakness. He's such a dick.
  • Just take it.
  • I think you just hit someone.
  • Stop that!
  • Get away from me.
  • I'm getting out of here.
  • That's my car!
  • You dick.
  • Yes.
  • Uh. Leave me alone.
  • Get out of here, he's got a gun!
  • Police! Police! Somebody help me!
  • He's over there.
  • They'll be fine. I'm sure. Just keep going.
  • I hate having to go outside to smoke.
  • The jerk went that way.
  • Oh my God. Oh my God!
  • Hey. Leave that alone, you dick.
  • Thanks for the ride. Take care.
  • Yeah.
  • Um, hello?
  • Rape! Rape!
  • Can you get a move on? I'm kind of in a hurry.
  • This is my cab, dick.
  • Why are you such a jerk?
  • Don't shoot!
  • Somebody help me! He just stole my car!
  • No way.
  • Help me! Somebody help me!
  • I didn't do anything.
  • There is like a line here.
  • I'll have a number seven, please.
  • I can see that.s
  • Yeah, like I have to pay for drugs. Loser.
  • Bye bye.
  • Help! I've been mugged!
  • You know there was a British study that said girls who smoke have sex on the first date?
  • Tell me about it.
  • Toodles.
  • No.
  • Yeah, I know.
  • Get lost, I was here first!
  • Please don't hurt me.
  • Hey! No cutting.
  • Please don't shoot me!
  • What are you, a maniac? You just hit someone.
  • Get out of the way.
  • Um, hello? Move!
  • Uh, like move or something.
  • Get out of the way.
  • Move!
  • Move that fucking thing.
  • Walk much?
  • Uhhh.
  • Ew.
  • Loser.
  • Sorry.
  • Oops.
  • Nope. Sorry.
  • Hey!
  • Jerk!
  • Asshole!
  • Watch where you're going!
  • Umm, excuse me.
  • Sorry. I have to get through.
  • Leave me alone!
  • I don't wanna fight.
  • Just let me be.
  • I'm out of here.
  • I don't wanna fight, psycho.
  • I don't want any trouble.
  • Ew, like I would follow you?
  • Hello, police. Some asshole just like stole my car.
  • Some creep just totally stole my car!
  • Ew, gross.
  • In your dreams.
  • It's so disgusting the way he stares at me.
  • He looks at me like meat.
  • He started learning Chinese as if that would make me want to fuck him.
  • Why are white guys such creeps?
  • Hey, sweetie.
  • I have to go but I'll call later. Bye.
  • Nu uh.
  • Uh huh.
  • Totally.
  • Really?
  • Yeah.
  • Okay.
  • No way.
  • No way.
  • He's up there!
  • Up there. That's him.
  • Help! Somebody's firing off a gun.
  • Hello, police. There's like somebody firing a gun.
  • 911. Some maniac is firing a gun.
  • Yeah, I'd like to report that someone is firing a gun.
  • Oh my God!
  • You are my hero.
  • Oh, fuck.
  • Oh my God!
  • No way!
  • You shot my leg!
  • Oh, my leg.
  • Eww. Gross.
  • What the fuck?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Oh my God.
  • Just. Just let me go.
  • Please. Just pull over.
  • Let me out. Let me out!

FY CDress 1 DB1

  • Oh, fuck. Look.
  • Uh... sorry.
  • Help!
  • Oh my God, that was totally my fault.
  • He's got a gun!
  • Ah! I'm totally dead, I know it.
  • Hey! Stop it.
  • Ah!
  • Uh, this is boring.
  • Check this weirdo out.
  • Oh my God, what a weirdo.
  • Come on, dudes.
  • Let's go.
  • Ew, you're gross.
  • Yuck, like I want your germs.
  • Hey, what are you doing?
  • Help!
  • Ah!
  • Watch it.
  • You dick, oh my God.
  • You're real dick, you know that?
  • Get away from me.
  • That can't be real. It can't.

FY CDress 1 BN1

  • It's a mass shooting!
  • Don't you touch me!
  • He's got a gun!
  • You bumped me.
  • Say you're sorry.
  • Ouch.
  • Whoa!
  • Shit!
  • Come on!
  • Don't acost me!
  • I'm outta here!
  • Please, not the face!
  • I gotta move out of here!

FY Doctor 1

  • Hey there.
  • How dare you speak to me in such a manner.
  • Get out of here! Are you crazy?
  • Hi.
  • Don't shoot.
  • Don't point that thing at me.
  • Yes, please. Sounds interesting.
  • Oh, fuck you very much.
  • Help! He's got a gun.
  • I see him there.
  • He's over there!
  • You crazy fucking man.
  • Yes, please.
  • Get the fuck out of here right now.
  • Some people really know how to ruin your day.
  • Get away from me.
  • No thanks, no time.
  • Put that away, you madman.
  • You're talking to a doctor, not some common thug.
  • Yo, I'm a doctor for goodness sake.
  • Bye.
  • Help, somebody help.
  • Goodbye.
  • No thanks. Too busy.
  • Somebody stop this madman.
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry.
  • My fault.
  • Oh my goodness.
  • Huh?
  • Are you okay?
  • Sorry, I can never remember this stuff. They change it so fast.
  • Hey!
  • Slow down.
  • Asshole!
  • What the hell?
  • Ah, sweet, sweet caffeine.
  • Time to cope with all my stress.
  • Everyone in my soriety got so addicted to this stuff.
  • Best wishes, your Columbian friends.
  • Excuse me.
  • Pardon me.
  • People like you are ruining this city.
  • Can't we just walk the streets anymore?
  • Where do you people come from?
  • Why me? Why today?
  • Of all the damned days for this to happen...
  • Curse you and your fucking fat family.
  • Get away from me right now.
  • I don't have time to follow anybody else.
  • Police, I need to report a vehicle theft.
  • I hope I never see you in the emergency room.
  • Be careful, I might be your next gynocolegist.
  • I never thought I would end being a de facto employee of an insurance company.
  • My Dad was a doctor and got really rich. That was before big insurance.
  • What was the point of med school if all my money goes to malpractice insurance?
  • You'll see more and more female doctors as the profession's wages drop.
  • All the guys who used to go to med school become stock traders these days.
  • He's up there.
  • Look up. Can't you see him?
  • You saved me.
  • For goodness sake.
  • Shit.
  • Oh no.
  • What the hell happened here?
  • My leg. I'm shot.
  • My leg has been shot through!
  • What is this disgusting substance on my shoe?
  • What the hell is that?
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks very much.
  • Do you realize what a lawsuit this could lead to?
  • Just get out and we can avoid the law involved.

FY FastFoodHispanic

  • Get out of here! Now!
  • Hello. Welcome to Tw@. You want something to eat?
  • Get away from me!
  • Leave me alone you sick fuck.
  • Hi. Welcome to Ping. We heat it you eat it.
  • Goodbye.
  • Hi. How can I help you?
  • Here you go.
  • Spanish That is disgusting.
  • They're lucky it's only spit.
  • Hi. Welcome to Burger Shot. How can I help you?
  • Hello? Welcome to Fanny Crabs. What can I get you?
  • You better get out before we call the cops.
  • Hello. Are you ready to order?
  • Bye. Hope you enjoy your meal.
  • This place just gets worse and worse.
  • Hello. Welcome to Cluckin' Bell. How can I help you?
  • Hello. What can I get you?
  • Hi. Welcome to Cluckin' Bell. What can I get for you?
  • Goodbye.
  • Hi. Welcome to the Rockstar Cafe.
  • Goodbye.
  • Bye.
  • Here it is.
  • See ya.
  • Spanish Don't you go aiming that gun at me.
  • Hi. Welcome to Tw@.
  • Bye.
  • Fucking Hell, you crazy man.
  • Hi. Pizza Stack. What do you want?
  • Hi there. Welcome to Fanny Crabs.
  • Goodbye. Have a nice day.
  • Bye.
  • Aye, man. Now I gotta clean that shit up.
  • No way. I ain't giving you no more food.
  • Hi. What can I get you?
  • Hello, welcome to Pizza Stack. How may I help you?
  • See ya.
  • Here.
  • Aye. Get out of here, man.
  • Bye. Thanks for coming.
  • Bye. Thanks for eating at Burger Shot.
  • Yes. What can I get you?
  • Bye. Thanks for coming in.
  • Hello, welcome to Ping, where we heat it and you eat it. What do you want?
  • Ha ha ha. They fucking deserve it.
  • I ain't serving you no more.
  • There.
  • Bye. Thanks for coming.
  • Thanks for choosing Burger Shot where the burgers are bleeding tasty.
  • I'm going to shove my fist in your ass.
  • Don't fuck with my uniform or I'll kick your ass.
  • Back off you motherfucker.
  • I'll claw your eyes out.
  • Don't fuck with me, bitch.
  • You one crazy son of a bitch.
  • I wanna go home.
  • This is stupid. Stop attacking me.
  • Okay, let's leave it, okay?
  • Spanish
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • Oh, sweet mother of God.
  • Thanks.
  • Gracias.

FY FastFoodWhites

  • We're closed. Get out, shithead.
  • Welcome. Too poor to own a computer?
  • Don't shoot me, I make minimum wage.
  • Help! Psychopath is after me.
  • Welcome to Ping, the fastest sandwich.
  • Bye. Thanks for pinging me.
  • Well, hello. Food and a handjob?
  • I dropped this in the kitchen.
  • I can't believe you just did that.
  • Here's some spit, fuckface.
  • Hi. Ready for a burger shot?
  • Fanny Crabs, can I help you?
  • We're not open. Leave!
  • Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you.
  • Thanks for helping us make food fast.
  • Come on. Give a girl a break.
  • Welcome to Cluckin' Bell, where cruelty is our secret.
  • Welcome to Rockstar Cafe, congress' favorite.
  • Hi. Can I get you a bucket of fried love?
  • Bye. Come gorge again.
  • Rockstar Cafe. We're out of coffee.
  • Thanks for coming to Cluckin' Bell. Buck buck.
  • Thank you. That's one less chicken.
  • Enjoy. Try not to puke.
  • Thanks for coming by the Rockstar Cafe.
  • You men and your little dick guns.
  • Welcome to Tw@. Burgers and porn.
  • Don't forget your frequent Tw@ card.
  • You rapist! He's gonna rape me!
  • Welcome to Pizza Stack. Eat my pie.
  • Hi. Hungry for some fanny crabs?
  • Bye. Thanks for killing hungry.
  • Thanks for trying my pie.
  • That is fucking gross.
  • Hey. Don't shoot your viral videos in here.
  • You look famous. Can I help you?
  • Hi. Care to try the three inch pie of death?
  • Did you enjoy eating my pie?
  • Enjoy your meal, fatso.
  • You're not a supermodel, you know.
  • Thanks for coming to Tw@.
  • Thanks for your business and obesity.
  • Hi. Can I serve you?
  • Come again... and bring more money.
  • Hi. Can I ping you?
  • Here's some protein for ya.
  • Look, at least I do that in private.
  • Here you go. Binge away.
  • Please come back. I'm so lonely.
  • Welcome. Please give my burger a shot.
  • You better cool it, z-list bitch.
  • Someone get this on a camera phone.
  • You want my fist up your ass?
  • Give me a fucking break.
  • I'm like paparazzi, bitch
  • Screw this noise.
  • I gotta get to work.
  • You can kiss my ass.
  • Please, I'm gonna be a model someday.
  • In your dreams, shit head.
  • Yeah right, pencil dick.
  • Douchebag.
  • This town is fucked up.
  • This is just like a Howitzer flick.
  • Ah man, thanks so much.
  • I owe you big. Thanks.

FY GymGal 1

  • Hey there.
  • Hi.
  • This nutcase has a gun!
  • Sure.
  • That Eastern European that done us, he's right there!
  • Shit! Somebody help.
  • Look over there, genius. He's right there.
  • There! He's over there!
  • Yeah.
  • Oh God, help. He's got a gun.
  • I work too hard on this body to get shot.
  • Okay, okay, jeez. Chill out.
  • Over there, with the strong muscle definition.
  • Fuck off, huh?
  • See ya.
  • Bye now.
  • Just fuck off.
  • Officer, I didn't do anything.
  • Officer, I break a sweat. I don't break the law.
  • Hey, work on your personal space issues.
  • Hello. I'm speed walking here.
  • No, I'm sorry. I don't have a clue.
  • I can't stop. I have a twenty minute carb window right now.
  • Hey!
  • Shit!
  • What the hell?
  • What are you doing?
  • Following those flabby glutes? Are you kidding me?
  • Oh, please. Following you?
  • Please, stay calm. Deep breathes...
  • Okay, let's just keep cool...
  • Don't point that gun at me.
  • Pointing a gun at a woman makes you a real man, huh?
  • He's up there. He's got speed and strength.
  • There he is.
  • Hello? I heard shooting. Please hurry.
  • There's shooting down here. You need to send your best people.
  • I feel like I've had the worst sugar crash ever.
  • Damn it.
  • Oh my God.
  • Shit. What the fuck?
  • Help! My fibula!
  • Ah! My perfect leg!
  • Whoa! Shit!
  • What the-?
  • Stop the car. My heart rate is off the charts.
  • Stop. Let me out. Please.
  • Let me go. What do you want from me?

FY GymGal 1 BN1

  • He's gonna shoot!
  • This body's expensive. No shooting, okay?
  • Help me! He's got a gun!
  • Watch it, tubby.
  • You like, see me here, right?
  • Ew, fatso's rubbing off on me. Not cool.
  • Hey, watch out.
  • Idiot!
  • Ahh!
  • Don't touch me, weirdo.
  • I'd be angry too if I looked like you.
  • You fat pig lobster face.
  • Oh my God! I can't die! I've never been to Paris!

FY GymGal 1 BN2

  • Shoot someone else!
  • Ahhhh!
  • A gun! He's gonna kill me!
  • You stepped on my foot.
  • I'll sue your ass.
  • Hey.
  • Hey!
  • Psycho!
  • Crazy!
  • Help me!
  • Don't touch me.
  • Fuck off, you freak.
  • Whoa!

FY Hooker 1

  • Taxi!
  • You about as much man as my great grandma.
  • Run home to your wife's thin bitch ass.
  • I ain't scared of you, little dick.
  • Umm, look here. I'd like that special, please.
  • What's the matter with you, motherfucker? Uh huh, get out of here. I mean now.
  • Why hello there.
  • Oh, see you don't know what you're missing.
  • Just watching you, looking at you, is getting my juices flowing.
  • Yeah, keep talking while I go walking.
  • Aw yeah, I'm making money tonight.
  • He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
  • That's why you are gonna die alone.
  • Don't point that thing at me, boy.
  • Whoa! Crazy boy.
  • Just let me get my panties. I'm gone.
  • Sweet Heavens above.
  • I'll do anything for you. I'll be your baby tonight.
  • I'm getting the fuck outta here, motherfucker.
  • We don't have to go anywhere. I'm car friendly.
  • I will do anything.
  • You always no motherfucking good.
  • No! No! Not another gun, for fuck's sake.
  • Do you realize what you're gonna miss?
  • You call yourself a pimp? P-I-M-P, please.
  • Uh huh, see, you one crazy motherfucker. Get me the fuck outta here.
  • Uh, forget it. I can hear your momma calling you.
  • Heavens above. Somebody help me. That motherfucker's got a gun.
  • I've heard enough from you, motherfucker. I'm outta here.
  • Like I said, I'd do anything.
  • You are one smooth mo'fucker.
  • Oh, yes please.
  • What's the matter with you today?
  • You just keep going on, going on, going on, don't you?
  • Sick of people saying no? Not here, baby.
  • Get out of my house, you pervy motherfucker fucker.
  • Let's take a ride, baby.
  • Go on back to your momma's basement.
  • Now what's the matter? All the money went up your nose again?
  • You better not be thinking about stealing my taxi.
  • See, I used to be able to get in here right away.
  • Heavens above!
  • You got so much shit on you. You need lax to the max just to put your shoes on.
  • Don't shoot me, motherfucking fuck, don't shoot me.
  • You think you can talk that way to me?
  • Alright, tonight's gonna be a good night.
  • Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby, I'm going into orbit now.
  • Ah, thought you said you was tough, motherfucker.
  • Yeah, go back to baking cookies, okay?
  • Why hello.
  • Talk to my rudy tudy booty.
  • Mmm, no thanks. I'm high on fucking, baby.
  • Baby, you know just what I like. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
  • Wanna trying something new, baby?
  • Somebody help me, please!
  • Hello there.
  • That cologne you're wearing smells like a big 'ole cock.
  • Mmm, now that's what I call a soul pole, baby.
  • Mmm, no thanks.
  • Are you sure you ain't a woman in costume?
  • If you know what's right for you, walk away.
  • Sick of people saying no?
  • Look at those strong hands just gripping the wheel.
  • You got the nicest chin...
  • Sweet Heavens above, you are a loser.
  • Are you worried about getting your ass kicked by the big boys?
  • Sweet Heavens above, don't stop now.
  • My booty ain't even interested in that bullshit.
  • You know, I really meant that I would do anything.
  • Want the ride of your life, daddy?
  • Do you know what you just did?
  • What's the matter? Getting nervous again?
  • Okay, now, uh huh, see I was minding my own business.
  • Can't you cops just stand around doing nothing anymore.
  • Since when is standing around looking hot illegal?
  • Hey, handsome.
  • So, uh, you wanna date?
  • Excuse me, sweet thing.
  • Why aren't you watching out for us?
  • You need to take the straw out of your nose and take care of your hoes.
  • How come we getting hassled so much? Huh? Ain't you supposed to be protecting us?
  • Crying
  • I was wondering if you might help me find something.
  • I won't do anything but give directions. Sorry, baby.
  • Hey.
  • What the-?
  • Uh huh.
  • Fuck you!
  • Watch out!
  • You picked the wrong diva today, baby.
  • Sweet Heavens above. You, you are dead.
  • Cause I'm gonna take a piece of your ass with me, baby.
  • Taste it, baby. Put your face all up in it.
  • Give it up, fool.
  • The winner gets me!
  • Teach that fool a lesson.
  • I'm the prize.
  • Hit harder!
  • I know you're there, asshole. Get the fuck away from me.
  • If you want me, meet me during business hours.
  • Why should I be following anybody?
  • Uh huh. Yeah, you got freaking cash, baby?
  • I do anything. Even with assholes like you.
  • Ah now, sweetie, that's what I was born to do.
  • I will do anything.
  • Anything your little heart and big dick desires.
  • Oh, cause there's more of me to love.
  • You know I'm a BFL. Built for love.
  • Hello there.
  • See you in a hour, governnor.
  • That's right, sugar.
  • Mmm, you know it.
  • Uh huh.
  • Uh huh.
  • Uh huh.
  • They're shooting. Shooting like crazy, yo.
  • Officer! Bullets are flying around here!
  • Yo, yo, yo, I wanna report shooting right here and now.
  • I'll do anything for you. No charge.
  • Sweet Heavens above.
  • Fucking motherfuck.
  • That shit's really gonna hit the fan now.
  • Ooh, sweet Heavens above, not again. Ooh.
  • Sweet Heavens above, stop that digity dang racket. I can't hear myself calm.
  • Have mercy on us all by shutting the fuck up.
  • I do not wanna look at my shoes right now.
  • Sweet Heavens above, what's that?
  • Again?
  • Okay, thank you.
  • Yeah yeah, thanks.
  • Thanks, I appreciate it.
  • Please, sir, let me out. I'll do anything.
  • Help! Sweet Heavens above, please help me!
  • I will do anything for you, sir.
  • Let me oooouuuutttt!
  • Let me out, out, out!

FY Hooker 1 BH1

  • Look at that little boy trying to be a pimp. Please.
  • Guess you ain't as sweet as I thought you were, sugar.
  • Go fuck yourself, sugar, I'm done with you.
  • Oh, fuck, he got a gun!
  • You making a big mistake, sugar.
  • Baby, you looking for a date, sugar?
  • Stop running your mouth. I don't need you.
  • Holy fuck!
  • You couldn't afford me anyway.
  • I need a real pimp in charge of me and that ain't you.
  • Whatever, sugar, whatever.
  • You never give a hoe a time to breathe!
  • I'm doing the best I can, sugar!
  • You wanna piece of my pie? It's sweet and tasty too.
  • This bitch is gonna kill me!
  • I'm done talking, you good-for-nothing pimp.
  • Uh, uh, uh, that's the spot!
  • You look like you could use some lovin', sugar.
  • Oh, yeah, sugar!
  • Shit, I was born to fuck, you'll see.
  • You best not be talking to me like that.
  • Fuck me harder! Fuck me harder!
  • You're in for the ride of your life, sugar.
  • You looking to go out, sugar?
  • Sugar, you know I'm the best working girl out here.
  • Come on, daddy, I'm just trying to make a living out here on the streets.
  • Touch me again. It's gonna cost you.
  • You can't grab a piece of me for free.
  • Watch where you going, sugar.
  • You think I'm out here turning tricks for fun? I want the green.
  • I sick of fucking pimps. They don't take care of me.
  • Fucker.
  • Asshole!
  • Prick!
  • This hoe will kick your ass.
  • I'm gonna fuck you up.
  • Bitches never fight fair.
  • I'm better at fighting than fucking.
  • Take that, sugar.
  • Girls know how to fight.
  • How can this be happening?!

FY Hooker 1 BH2

  • You ain't shit, motherfucker.
  • Shit, I don't need your broke ass anyway.
  • I don't need your old tired ass anyway.
  • Just take the pussy.
  • Your dick too small anyway.
  • Want some company?
  • Shit, I'll be my own fucking pump.
  • You can't do this to me.
  • Limp dick motherfucker.
  • You fake ass pimp trick.
  • Kiss my ass, motherfucker.
  • Shit, it's hard out here for a bitch.
  • It ain't easy being a hoe.
  • You going out, baby?
  • Don't kill me, I suck your dick!
  • I ain't hearing shit you gotta say.
  • Fuck the pussy, daddy! Fuck that pussy, daddy! Aww!
  • Need a date, daddy?
  • Give me that dick, yeah! Give me that dick!
  • I'm dripping wet, baby.
  • It's my pussy that makes all the money though.
  • Ah, ah, do it deeper, baby!
  • I've been a bad girl, daddy.
  • Looking to party?
  • You ain't shit without this pussy.
  • I gotta go home to my kids.
  • Damn, I come across the freakiest motherfuckers.
  • Another dick, another dollar.
  • You can't find no better head than this, sugar.
  • Shit, you ain't no fuckin' mack.
  • Shit, you need to go back to mackin' school.
  • This is my track.
  • This is my block.
  • No you didn't.
  • This is how I get down.
  • Let's get it in, motherfucker.
  • You urkin me, asshole.
  • You done fucked up.
  • That did it.
  • I will bust your ass.
  • Holy shit.

FY Hooker 3

  • Hey. Taxi.
  • My kid brother can protect me better than you, you fucking shithead.
  • I won't have, it's too small.
  • You wanna take me back the cells and run a train on me again, you fucking fuck?
  • One special, please.
  • Hey, get the fuck out of my place.
  • Hi.
  • You prefer to fuck other men, huh?
  • You know I can take a whole fist? You like that, huh?
  • Fuck off then, you maricon.
  • I need a drink.
  • You feel big with that thing, huh?
  • I know your type, you just wanna fuck your mother.
  • Leave me alone you candy ass fuck.
  • Hey, mister. I think you just hit somebody.
  • They just repair the fucking sidewalks. Try walking around here in heels.
  • Hey! Watch it you crazy man.
  • I'll suck your cock real nice.
  • I'm outta here!
  • You gonna fuck me like the nasty little bitch I am?
  • I'm the best you'll ever have.
  • I don't need this shit every fucking day.
  • That make you feel like a real man?
  • You don't know what you're missing, puto.
  • You the most useless piece of shit I ever met.
  • Slow down, huh?
  • I'd rather get fucked than talk to you. I'm going back to walk.
  • I swear they're putting less tobacco in these days.
  • That gun make you a real man, huh?
  • You boring the shit out of me.
  • Oh yes. Yeah, it's so big. Mmm.
  • Stop right here. Thanks.
  • Okay then.
  • I don't know what you're talking about.
  • What's your problem?
  • You looking for a girlfriend?
  • Who the fuck are you? Leave now!
  • Andele.
  • What? I'm too much woman for you to handle.
  • I don't need this shit today. Okay, man?
  • Fuck you. I saw this one first.
  • Hey, you should come in and find me inside if you want some action.
  • Ahh!
  • This shit is the fucking limit.
  • Typical fucking man.
  • Fuck you, cochino.
  • Mhmm. I heard the DJ tonight has a huge cock.
  • Do it. Yeah. Do it harder.
  • This ain't my problem. You deal with it.
  • Look, I ain't got time for this shit right now.
  • Hello? Yeah my sales flat.
  • I've been thinking about that too.
  • Suck my titties and fuck off.
  • No way. My man would fuck me up if I scored from you.
  • Fuck the shit out of it. Yeah, you nasty fucker.
  • I'll show you a good time, baby.
  • Help me. I've just been mugged!
  • I should quit. I've been smoking these things since I was ten.
  • Hey, honey. It's me.
  • As soon as I saw you, I knew we'd be good together, honey.
  • Not fucking likely.
  • Yeah, baby. That's it. Mmm.
  • Fuck you.
  • You're probably right.
  • I fucking hate you. I'll leave you as soon as I get clean.
  • No fucking way.
  • You and me, baby. Let's fuck.
  • So, which hole you like best, baby?
  • You my first of the day you lucky boy. No sticky mess for you.
  • You only like boys, huh?
  • Look, I just got shit fucked and I'm in the mood right now.
  • Ah! Ah, yeah! Grab my tittes now, you fuck!
  • Eat me.
  • I'm gonna swallow you whole, big boy.
  • You want a piece of this ass?
  • Careful! I'm trying to do my eyeliner here.
  • Fuck off or find a new girl.
  • Hey, let me go and I'll fuck you real good.
  • Yeah, I fucked your father last night.
  • I gotta make a living you stupid fuck.
  • Hey, you gotta pay if you wanna feel me up.
  • Watch where you're going.
  • That's gonna cost you a buck.
  • I don't care if he's your friend. Nobody does that shit to me.
  • I ain't ever gonna do that shit again. It's still fucking bleeding.
  • You dickless mariposa. How can you let them treat me like that?
  • Crying
  • I'm looking for the STD clinic. You know where that is?
  • My time costs money, honey.
  • Watch out!
  • Asshole!
  • Puto!
  • Ahhh!
  • You want my heel in your ass?
  • I'll tear your eyeballs out!
  • You pussy!
  • If you hit me harder I might start to get turned on.
  • Only my pimp's allowed to hit me.
  • Now I'm gonna bitch slap you!
  • Take that!
  • Come on! Come on!
  • Hit harder! Hit harder!
  • In the face! In the face!
  • Kill! Kill! Kill!
  • Don't you fucking follow me around, puto.
  • I know you're follow me. Fuck off.
  • Fuck you. I'm not following you.
  • Fuck you, you limpdick asshole.
  • I doubt I'd even feel you inside of me you little piece of shit.
  • Go and say that to your mother you stupid little man.
  • Men like you should be castrated.
  • He did what? With a wine bottle? That sick fuck.
  • I know, honey. All men should have them cut off at birth.
  • You wouldn't believe what he wanted me to do to him.
  • It still hurts when I shit you know?
  • That's just perverted.
  • Hello? What do you want?
  • Yeah, see you later.
  • That's disgusting.
  • What are you gonna do?
  • That's fucked up.
  • No way.
  • I know. I know.
  • Hello? They're shooting each other here!
  • It's like a war zone or something here.
  • Holy mother! Send help!
  • I saw a ghost with big teeth.
  • Fucking fuck.
  • Merda.
  • Puta madre!
  • Holy shit!
  • That's enough of your horn already.
  • Quit that racket.
  • Ah, puta. My new shoes.
  • What is that?!
  • Aye!
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Gracias.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • Let me outta this car you dirty asshole!
  • Let me out you limpdick maggot!
  • Get away from me you sad fuck.
  • I hate men like you.

FY Hooker 3 BH1

  • Where are all the city bankers lately, huh?
  • Yeah, go back to your boyfriends.
  • You're not kidding.
  • Holy shit.
  • What? Can't get it up?
  • It's your lucky day, mister.
  • Gee, sure.
  • Help! He's got a fucking gun!
  • You couldn't afford this anyway.
  • I gotta move to a classier corner.
  • My shoes are killing.
  • I know.
  • I hear you.
  • Hey honey, need to relax?
  • Fuck! Fucking psycho.
  • I am way too good for these cheap pervs.
  • Yeah, just like that.
  • Hey there, want some company?
  • Oh, God.
  • I just love those European looks.
  • Tell me about it.
  • Uh, you're amazing.
  • So, we going somewhere special?
  • Are you ready for the time of your life?
  • Yeah, totally.
  • Soliciting? I'm an escort!
  • Look, don't touch.
  • You couldn't afford me.
  • Watch the merchandise, asshole.
  • I gotta get some new threads.
  • These here acrylic nails cost a bomb.
  • Fuck.
  • Motherfucker.
  • God damn it.
  • No fucking way.
  • Oh, I don't believe this.
  • I'm not tesling like some cheap trick.
  • You stay away from the face.
  • I just had my nails done.
  • You think I'm some nickel and dime hooker?
  • Whoa, what the fuck?

FY Hooker 3 BH2

  • You wanna stay my pimp, you better start acting like one, asshole.
  • Aw, you got a little problem or something?
  • Leave me alone then, fuck.
  • Fuck, he's got a fucking gun.
  • You limp dicked asshole.
  • You looking for the best fuck of your life?
  • Hey, I don't wanna waste my day chatting with you either.
  • Oh my God!
  • I wouldn't have laughed at you. Promise.
  • You meant to be my pimp but you don't do shit for me.
  • Fuck this shit.
  • Why don't you leave me alone, asshole.
  • Look, if you'd stop hassling me maybe I'd be getting fucked right now.
  • I can make your toes curl, honey.
  • Get away from me you limp dicked asshole!
  • Oh yeah, give me a good deep dicking!
  • Look, I got people to screw, I ain't got time.
  • Oh yeah, oh stick your finger in there, don't be shy.
  • Hey there, you wanna test drive my ass?
  • Hmmm, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!
  • You ready for some sweaty fucking, baby?
  • Don't take your shit out on me.
  • Oh God, that's so good. Right there.
  • I bet I can make you cum in under a minute.
  • You looking for a date tonight, honey?
  • If you took better care of us maybe you'd be making more money, huh?
  • Hey, let me go, I'll blow you!
  • Look out, asshole.
  • Don't fucking touch me.
  • Get the fuck away from me.
  • Listen, you need to get yourself together and look after us girls proper.
  • So, did you get my money back off that guy or did you just sit on your ass all day?
  • Fuck you!
  • Screw you!
  • Fucker!
  • I'll scratch your fucking eyes out.
  • You don't scare me.
  • You couldn't hurt a flea.
  • I'm gonna claw your eyes out.
  • You're fucking pathetic.
  • I'm gonna make you scream.
  • Shit, that's fucked up.

FY MPAsian 1

  • Hey, what's up?
  • Hello.
  • Let's go.
  • Check this guy out.
  • Check out the jackass.
  • You about to be dead.
  • What the hell?
  • Ha ha. Losers go home.
  • I got you in my sights.
  • I need some practice.
  • Get off my case.
  • Oh, I suck.
  • Me winner, you suck.
  • Kill them!
  • Your mom is a whore.
  • Kick their ass!
  • Hey, you missing a chromosome?
  • What's your problem?
  • I'll knock your teeth out.
  • I'll bite your face.
  • You wanna fight me?
  • This is gonna be ugly.
  • Come on, chickenshit.
  • My fist up your ass.
  • Go put it somewhere else.
  • I'm not messing around.
  • I'm on this one.
  • I'm watching you.
  • This one is gonna be trouble.
  • Woo, look at that.
  • Ooh, I like those tight buns.

FY MPAsian 2

  • Hey.
  • How you doing?
  • Show me you got balls.
  • Keep an eye on this dumbass. Alright?
  • Don't let this dumbass out of your sight.
  • You are history!
  • I'm cursed.
  • Who's your momma?
  • You're gone, boy.
  • I don't fucking believe this shit.
  • Hey. Screw you and your mother.
  • Shit. Not my day.
  • Go for the kill!
  • Fuck off, bozo.
  • Don't be soft now.
  • You drive like my grandma.
  • You can't drive for shit, man.
  • Come on. Come on.
  • Think you can take me? Try.
  • Hurt me. Do it. Do it.
  • Want me to hurt you? Yeah?
  • Come to momma. Come on.
  • Show me what you got.
  • Get your ass off our turf.
  • You better run quick, sucker.
  • Got it.
  • I'm all over that, man.
  • What the hell is this moron doing?
  • OH, honey. Woo!
  • Looking yummy. Mmm mmm mmm.

FY MPBlack 1

  • Hey.
  • Hello.
  • Fuck they ass up. Hell yeah.
  • Ya'll see this fool lounging in our area?
  • Look at this cornbowl hanging around here. Watch him, yo.
  • See this cornbowl chilling like they slick?
  • I got 'em lined up.
  • You fools ain't about shit.
  • I spotted 'em.
  • I never play good on my period.
  • Kick rocks you fucking cornbowl.
  • It ain't my fault. It's my time of the month.
  • Ya'll cornbowls ain't worth a damn.
  • Hit 'em dead off in they mouth. Come on.
  • Your game is tired. Get out my face.
  • Work that ass over. That's it, yeah.
  • Get your head out your ass and drive dammit.
  • I guess they give any old ma'fucker licenses.
  • You gonna make me take my earrings off.
  • I'm gonna slap the mess out your ass.
  • You done worked my last nerve.
  • You gonna make me lose my religion.
  • I'm gonna slap the dog shit outta you.
  • See, now you on my shit list.
  • Get your ass up out of here!
  • You know what it is. Get out!
  • Yeah, they ain't slick.
  • Hell yeah, I'm onto him.
  • Whose this fool lounging around here?
  • This fool don't think I spotted him but we gonna see.
  • Mmm, looking good, honey. Yes sir.
  • Hey baby. Come give momma some sugar.

FY MPBlack 2

  • Yo, yo.
  • What's good?
  • Show 'em how we do.
  • What this pool butt motherfucker?
  • Check this motherfucker out.
  • Eat these, motherfucker.
  • Shit got me heated.
  • I'm a beast.
  • That's yo ass, motherfucker.
  • Fuck this whack-ass shit.
  • Kiss my ass.
  • Whatever.
  • This is what I do.
  • Get the drop on him.
  • Do I give a fuck? No.
  • Do the damn thing.
  • Driving like a bitch.
  • You a real fucking crab.
  • Enough is enough!
  • Ain't no love here.
  • Let's get it popping.
  • I really don't give a fuck!
  • I'm busting your ass... early.
  • I'm repping my hood.
  • Beat it!
  • Get ghost.
  • That motherfucker looks suspect.
  • Looking like fool to me.
  • Got my eye on you.
  • Looking good, baby.
  • Hey, sexy. Holla at me.

FY MPLatin 1

  • Hey. Que pasa?
  • What's going on?
  • What is this pussy shit? Eye gouge that bitch.
  • Looks like we forgot to take out the trash.
  • Someone's trying hard to get noticed.
  • Give me a smile. I'm about to put some fire up your ass.
  • This is fucked up. I gotta get my shit together.
  • Bow down, bitch. I told you my game was tight.
  • Stay right there. It's time to put that face out of it's misery.
  • Carajo. What the fuck is wrong with me?
  • Why don't you go fuck yourself?
  • I need to straighten out. That blow is fucking with my game.
  • Yeah, kiss my culo. You just got owned, bitch.
  • Vamos. Cut that bitch up.
  • Spanish
  • You fighting or fucking? Throw it down, bitches.
  • Spanish You wanna drive home in a fucking wheelchair?
  • Are you fucking blind? Learn how to drive you idiota.
  • Bend over, bitch. You about to get fucked.
  • I'm gonna bitch slap you to next week.
  • You wanna get in my face? I'll fuck you up.
  • You nothing but a fake-ass pussy face bitch.
  • That's it. I'm putting your ass down.
  • You ain't gonna get no uglier. That's for sure.
  • You need to take your ass back to that trailer park, bitch.
  • What the fuck you still doing here? Run while you still can.
  • Don't worry. I got that shit covered.
  • Nothing worse than someone outstaying their welcome.
  • Somebody needs to learn how to keep a low profile.
  • Carajo. Look at that ass.
  • Woo, that's it. Shake it, baby. Work what you got.

FY MPLatin 2

  • Hey there.
  • Hola.
  • Spanish Kill the evil demon.
  • Spanish Watch this person.
  • Hey. Spanish This person is a demon. Keep an eye on them.
  • I have a good shot at the Spanish
  • The Spanish have messed up my focus.
  • Ha ha ha ha, we kill the Spanish
  • My gun is pointed at the Spanish over here.
  • No Spanish I can't get this voice out of my head.
  • Spanish Go away. Spanish
  • Spanish The voices will not stop.
  • Yes! We beat the demons.
  • SpanishKick the behinds of the demons.
  • Spanish Stop fucking harassing.
  • Strike down the demonds. Spanish
  • Spanish You drive like an evil spirit.
  • Spanish You drive even crazier than me.
  • You Spanish won't take my soul.
  • Spanish I'll kill you.
  • I'm no scared. Spanish
  • Spanish Fight to the deaths.
  • You are dead to me. Spanish
  • Spanish To the death I fight.
  • You know who you messing with? Spanish
  • Spanish Get out of here.
  • Spanish Get away!
  • Spanish
  • I'm a low gorilla in a war against Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Mi amor, it is you. Please have my baby.
  • Spanish I must have a baby with you.

FY MPWhite 1

  • Hey.
  • Hey there.
  • Rip him apart.
  • Looks like we got trouble.
  • Look over there.
  • Got you.
  • Okay. Now I'm getting angry.
  • Bow down.
  • Look at the birdie.
  • I can do better than this. I know I can.
  • Bite me.
  • ???
  • That's right! Woo! Yeah!
  • Yeah. That's it.
  • Stick it up your ass, Einstein.
  • Go for it!
  • Student fucking driver.
  • This isn't San Andreas, hippy. Drive!
  • Let's go.
  • They call be queen bitch. Bitch.
  • Don't even try it.
  • Hitch a ride on the pain train.
  • That's all you got, sweet cheeks?
  • Come on.
  • You want some of this?
  • I'm in bitch mode now. Watch out.
  • Yeah, yeah, I see.
  • Mmhmm, yeah.
  • Looks like an ass kicking just waiting to happen.
  • Mmm, I'd throw that on a pot and cook it.
  • Look at those buns of freaking steel.

FY MPWhite 2

  • Hi there.
  • Hey.
  • Keep an eye on this one.
  • Watch this one.
  • Bingo.
  • This sucks.
  • I told you I'd win.
  • I see you.
  • Oh, what the hell?
  • Hey, you wanna fuck off?
  • Come on. What the fuck is wrong with me?
  • I told you not to fuck with me.
  • Stop pussying around.
  • Go screw yourself.
  • Come on.
  • Screw you. You drive like a prick.
  • Get the fuck outta here.
  • Come on.
  • You like to hit girls do you?
  • I will murder you.
  • I'll rip your eyes out.
  • I ain't scared of you.
  • You don't mess with a broker, bitch.
  • Get the fuck outta here.
  • Who do you think you're fucking with?
  • I better keep an eye on this creep.
  • Hey, gorgeous.
  • Don't be shy, sexy.

FY Nurse

  • Get off!
  • Hi.
  • Me?
  • What the hell are you doing here?
  • Boo!
  • Hey.
  • What have I done?
  • Boring!
  • Run away, he's got a gun!
  • Run!
  • Yes.
  • Hey, it's not my God-damn fault.
  • Somebody call the cops. He's got a gun.
  • He's right there!
  • He's over there!
  • Yes, please.
  • Don't take it out on me.
  • Get this maniac away from me.
  • No.
  • Get down. He's got a gun.
  • What do you mean?
  • Can I have a seventeen?
  • Get lost.
  • Please. I only snort high quality coke.
  • See ya.
  • Help me! Hey, somebody took my shit.
  • Bye.
  • No thanks.
  • Just fuck off, okay?
  • Watch it.
  • Sorry.
  • Excuse me?
  • Look out.
  • Pardon me.
  • You know they sell maps at tourist stores.
  • Maniac!
  • Lunatic!
  • You madman.
  • Watch it.
  • Crazy bastard.
  • Hey, yeah. Can I get past?
  • Excuse me. Sorry.
  • I ain't afraid of you.
  • You don't scare me.
  • Do your worst.
  • You're just a violent asshole.
  • Help!
  • Stop. Please. You win.
  • You psycho, leave me alone!
  • Get your hands off me.
  • Get off me, psycho.
  • I was not following you.
  • You'll never get an ass as nice as this.
  • I bet you have a small penis.
  • Oh, wow, yeah. I'm so hot for you now.
  • For this little pay, I might as well work at Burger Shot.
  • How do they expect me to do my job properly when I can't even afford a proper place to sleep?
  • Jesus, I've got three shifts back to back.
  • When will they value nurses properly and pay us more?
  • Time to empty the med pans.
  • He went up there.
  • He's up there!
  • I feel really weird.
  • Shit.
  • Oh my God.
  • Oh no, what the-?
  • Ow, Christ, this hurts.
  • Ow, my leg. Quick, call for help.
  • Eww, gross.
  • Holy shit.
  • What the fuck was that?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • You gotta let me out.
  • Let me go.
  • This can't be happening to me. I'm a nice person.
  • Let me out! Let me out!
  • Please, don't hurt me.

FY PBronx 1

  • The crowd wanna see a superstar. Like me.
  • Hey, baby.
  • Help! This fan is stealing my whip.
  • What's the matter? We all look alike to you?
  • Uh, can I get this without salt?
  • You ain't knock so you can't come in. Get the fuck out.
  • I need to be up there ripping shit.
  • Hey. Pimping.
  • One day you'll want my autograph, officer.
  • Wait, my devil's in the front seat. Let go!
  • I will murk that fool on stage.
  • I got whiplash and no health insurance.
  • I can't miss my audition. Let go of me.
  • Don't shoot me. I ain't nobody.
  • Don't want you saying I'm cheap when I blow up.
  • Help! This fan is trying to kill me.
  • I think my vertebrea cracked.
  • Damn. I ain't even famous yet and I got stalkers.
  • I think the raspiness from smoking is sexy.
  • Can't believe this shit. Damn. My audition.
  • You must be out of your biscuit. Don't touch my shit.
  • Wait! I can't leave my demo behind.
  • I think my damn diaphragm is sprained.
  • Remember me when I blow up, okay?
  • What about my audition?!
  • Oh, snap. I think I got whiplash.
  • Oh yeah, a'ight.
  • Yeah, when I'm famous, we'll see about that.
  • Oh, snap. I think my neck is sprained.
  • Hell yeah.
  • Shit, I ain't no gangster, I'm a singer. It's cool.
  • Some fan you are!
  • He's over there hiding like a scaredy cat.
  • When I get my contract, I'm a quit. Honest.
  • See him? Over there? Hiding like a fat rat.
  • Remember me when I'm famous.
  • Hey, get the fuck off my whip or you're dead.
  • Yeah, daddy. That's what's up.
  • I got zero insurance on this shit.
  • I got a thief up in my temple, yo.
  • What about my demo?
  • You'll regret that when I'm famous.
  • Here you go, baby. Don't forget me when I'm big.
  • Oh shit. This dog has got a fucking gun!
  • I want my demo back!
  • Help! This fan is jacking me for my ride.
  • Nah, I'm straight.
  • Damn, I wish I had a bodyguard.
  • I ain't do nothing. I'm just a singer.
  • Yeah, um, let me get a five.
  • Oh, that's real talk, honey.
  • No way. That stuff is bad for my pipes, baby.
  • A'ight. I'm out. Stay up.
  • Help! I've been robbed! I need a hero!
  • My producer always on me about quitting.
  • Yeah, it's me. I left my cell at home.
  • You ain't bullshitting.
  • A'ight. Holla at me later.
  • Nah.
  • You ain't never lie.
  • That's no way to ask for an autograph!
  • What? You star struck or something, motherfucker?
  • I don't do no drive-by autographs.
  • You best walk your ass on by.
  • You making me late for my A&R meeting.
  • I'm supposed to be at the studio right now. Move it.
  • Go! In the name of traffic.
  • I'm late for the contest at Priate Music.
  • Beep beep, motherfucker. Keep on moving.
  • Man, shake, bounce and roll your ass on.
  • You looking for an autorgraph or something?
  • Baby, I know you know who I is.
  • Shit, you trying to sign me or something?
  • Damn, no autographs. Please.
  • Shit, I don't sing for just anybody.
  • You got the wrong one, baby.
  • Yo, stop bugging!
  • Damn, you don't see me?
  • So disrespectful.
  • You crazy fucker.
  • Yo, stop wiling.
  • Coming through. Watch it.
  • Rising star coming through. Excuse me. Sorry.
  • Nah. I'm a singer not a fighter.
  • You scratched up my pretty face.
  • I ain't catching no law suit. Fuck that shit.
  • Aw, my eye. I got a photo shoot tomorrow.
  • Why should I fight? So you can sue me?
  • I can't be scrapping you. I'm about to be famous.
  • Shit. I don't stalk, I get stalked.
  • Police, yo. My car got jacked, my demo too.
  • Everybody loves a superstar.
  • He probably seen my showcase.
  • Better hide up before I get famous.
  • They talking about they wanna sign me to a publishing deal. What's that?
  • What do they mean I sang out of pitch?
  • What about them hooks we sung for that rapper? They be selling bootleg guns.
  • I say we sue they ass. Them lyrics sound just like the ones on the demo.
  • What do they mean "nails on a chalkboard"? I don't sound like that.
  • Hey, it's your favorite new star.
  • A'ight, baby. My fame awaits. Bye now.
  • Yes, honey.
  • Mmmm.
  • What do that mean?
  • Stop clowning.
  • Oh, hell no. Uh uh.
  • Serious? For real?
  • Real talk?
  • Straight up and down.
  • See him? Up there? Hiding like a fat rat.
  • He's up there hiding like a scaredy cat.
  • Police, they letting off shots around here.
  • Police, the block is like fourth of July up in here.
  • Police, they out here licking off shots.
  • Brought back to life and reality.
  • Ah, shit.
  • Oh. I'm writing a song about that.
  • Man, that is so sad. I'm a start singing.
  • Ah! Wait. I don't wanna die.
  • Wait. Don't kill me, I'll do anything. Please.
  • Shit. Messed up my most expensive shoes.
  • Whoo! This must be some kind of omen.
  • This is a sign. I'm a rock that audition.
  • Good lucking out, for real.
  • Yeah baby, I really appreciate that.
  • You can't kidnap me. I ain't famous yet.
  • Come on, can't I just give you an autograph and go?
  • My producer's gonna think I set him up.
  • Please, let me go and I won't forget you when I blow up.
  • You can't kidnap me. I ain't grown up yet.
  • I'm looking for the studio. Am I right on the right street?
  • I don't wanna fuck you. I wanna lay vocals.
  • You said "don't be late". Now you saying "wait outside"?
  • I don't want to suck your dick. I want to do the overdubs.

FY PBronx 1 BD1

  • Help!
  • ???
  • Out of my face, batty boy.
  • Eh.
  • Ah!
  • ???
  • Rhaatid.
  • Gwan, go, get out of here.
  • ???
  • Come bad in the morning, can't come good in the evening.
  • Pass the fool pon de sidewalk.
  • Who dat fool causing badness?
  • What a gwan?
  • What a this boderation?
  • Watch yourself, seen?
  • You in big trouble.
  • Leave me now.
  • Wa!
  • Wa!
  • Yo.
  • Dem a bad boy.
  • Go away.
  • Get away.
  • ???

FY PBronx 1 BN1

  • ???
  • ???
  • Cha, man, the gun say the final word.
  • Go on, move out me way.
  • Go on, man, out me way now.
  • Go on, man, move out me way.
  • Watch me now.
  • What ya deal with?
  • Ras hole driver.
  • Me a deal wit such rudeness.
  • ???
  • Ras, where me a put me ratchet?
  • Bumba clot!

FY PCool 2

  • Go away.
  • Hey taxi!
  • Ah, shit.
  • Interesting...
  • Hey there.
  • Don't, don't hurt me.
  • I'm gonna file a complaint for abuse.
  • I'll have a bit of that. Just a little bit.
  • Get out!
  • Are you kidding?
  • My dead grandma's better than you.
  • Hi.
  • Don't give me this crap. I know my rights.
  • Ok, ok, ok, take the car.
  • Get lost.
  • This sucks!
  • Here I am just waiting to party.
  • Please, I love my car.
  • He's gonna shoot me. Help!
  • Alright, here.
  • Oh no no, just don't shoot!
  • You pay a top price but it'll last a long time right?
  • Oh no!
  • You wacko.
  • I don't wanna see you again ever.
  • I can't believe this.
  • Second hand smoke is like a myth. My mom smoked and I'm like totally fine.
  • Please don't hurt me.
  • Watch it.
  • What are you doing?
  • You think I'm stupid, don't you?
  • Oh no.
  • No!
  • Wow. Am I dead?
  • Here you go.
  • That's it. I'm outta here.
  • Oh man.
  • I hope you crash.
  • Ah!
  • Yeah. Right.
  • I hate myself.
  • Ah, man.
  • Ah! Gun!
  • I have to call you back.
  • I like that. Wow.
  • You fucking ruined my day.
  • He's over there!
  • Ouch.
  • Can I have Ecola and Ruga Rum on the Rocks?
  • Why don't we smokers all move to Broker? Make it like Smoker's Haven.
  • He's there!
  • Okay.
  • Oh shit.
  • Thanks for the ride.
  • Yeah, sure.
  • Amazing.
  • Shit, my car.
  • Get lost, jerk.
  • I'm gonna put a spell on you, asshole.
  • Kay, let's go.
  • Ah.
  • Can I have a small portion of that?
  • What do you think you're doing?
  • It's because I'm not skinny. I know it.
  • I'm so ready for party.
  • Fine. Take it.
  • Just get lost, okay?
  • He's got a gun!
  • I hate you!
  • Wait. Ah!
  • No way.
  • Is that a gun? Oh shit!
  • You guys are such dogs.
  • Let us in now. Come on.
  • I'll take a cold borracho cornejo.
  • Ouch!
  • Yo.
  • I'll take number eight. That's no fat, right?
  • I'm totally with you on that.
  • I can't believe you. Are you for real?
  • Not now.
  • See ya.
  • Help, I've been mugged.
  • I hate feeling like a criminal every time I light up.
  • Hello?
  • No shit.
  • Bye.
  • No.
  • I hear ya.
  • This is my cab for sure.
  • That's pretty.
  • Ah!
  • Excuse me.
  • I'm gonna have so much fun.
  • That one is cool.
  • It's a lot of money but, it's only money.
  • Are your eyes screwed up? You have to let me in.
  • Hey!
  • What are you, the President?
  • Hey, let's go.
  • Get out of the way.
  • Isn't there like a law against blocking traffic?
  • What's going on here?
  • Who's blocking traffic?
  • Come on, move it.
  • Let's go, I need to pee soon.
  • Can we get going please?
  • Ouch.
  • How rude.
  • I'm fine, don't worry.
  • What's your problem?
  • Excuse you.
  • I have the worst sense of diretion. Sorry.
  • Hey!
  • Ah!
  • Watch it!
  • Shit!
  • No!
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry.
  • Help me!
  • No way I'm fighting.
  • I can't believe this is happening to me.
  • Somebody help.
  • I should have taken karate.
  • Please, I don't wanna die.
  • No. Do I look like a loser?
  • Hello, police. I just got carjacked.
  • Pervert.
  • Be quiet, loser.
  • I love you too.
  • Oh no.
  • I think I have to lose five pounds to lower my blood pressure.
  • I haven't had any carbs in a week. I just don't want it.
  • You know, I saw this stick thin girl today and she made me sick. So unhealthy.
  • I saw this hot new band at that club in Broker.
  • You know men don't actually like skinny girls.
  • Hello?
  • Gotta go, catch you later.
  • Uh huh.
  • No, really?
  • Sure, sure.
  • I don't believe it. Uh huh.
  • For real? Uh huh.
  • Wow, uh huh, uh huh.
  • No way. Uh huh.
  • Yeah, yeah.
  • He's right up there!
  • He's up there. Look, look!
  • Hello, police. Come quick.
  • Hello, I think I heard gunfire.
  • I need to report a shooting.
  • Oh no.
  • I'm alive! I want ice cream.
  • Oh, shit.
  • Oh no.
  • No way. Ah!
  • So nice and I'm so worth it.
  • I deserve quality stuff like this.
  • Shit, my leg!
  • Ah, that hurt!
  • Ah, man.
  • Wow!
  • Unbelievable!
  • Thank you.
  • Hey, thanks.
  • Gracias.
  • Oh no!
  • Ah!
  • Let me out!
  • Take the car and let me go.
  • I wanna get out?
  • What was that?
  • Can't hear you.
  • Say again?
  • There's a lotta static.

FY PCool 2 BD1

  • He's trying to kill me!
  • My ride. My fucking ride.
  • Get your fucking hands off me.
  • My ride is totally fucked.
  • Gun. A fucking gun.
  • Back the fuck off my ride.
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • Motherfucker's got a gun.
  • Let me fucking go.
  • This traffic is bullshit.
  • Hurry your ass up.
  • I can't wait all day.
  • Hurry the fuck up.
  • What's the hold up?
  • Are you kidding?
  • Watch the goods, punk.
  • Oh no, you did not just do that.
  • Fucker.
  • Fucking bitch.
  • Prick.
  • I'm running my ass out of here.
  • Forget this, I'm gone.
  • I'm not down with fighting.
  • Damn, that is some fucked up shit.

FY PCool 2 BN1

  • Call the cops, he's got a gun!
  • Please don't shoot, please!
  • Somebody call the police!
  • My shoes cost more than your whole outfit.
  • I don't shop at the ninety-nine cent store.
  • I don't wear bootleg shit.
  • Fucking idiot.
  • You jerk!
  • Loser!
  • I'm not ghetto.
  • I can't fight in this outfit.
  • I'm not hood chick.
  • Oh my goodness!

FY PEastEuro 1

  • Russian
  • Taxi!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Bring to me two of these.
  • Russian
  • You suck big balls.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Go fuck a lemon!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • I don't make problem. Take it.
  • Russian
  • Have you lost your mind?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Assfucker!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You just killed someone, you maniac.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Thank you. You want nice Russian girlfriend?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Fuck you, big man.
  • Drive now. Now.
  • Give me the big food, yes?
  • That's my cab you fucking asshole.
  • Land of opportunity my ass.
  • Your mother is fat cow.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Fuck you, manhole. Get to bed.
  • Number five for me please.
  • No. Drugs bad.
  • Russian
  • Help! Help! They attack me!
  • Goodbye.
  • Russian
  • Get from me or I'll kill you like dog.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Stupid American.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Move it! Dog fucker.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You touch me, I kill you.
  • I do not know what you say. I don't speak English.
  • Fuck a mother!
  • Manhole!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Excuse me.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Where is the American dream?
  • No. Not me. Fuck you.
  • You smell like the ass.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Police man, he take care! Big man take care!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Ha ha ha ha.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Ah. Uh huh.
  • Uh huh.
  • Bastard.
  • Ha.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Ah.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Police. Lots of guns! Come quick!
  • Hello? Policia? Help. Shooting! Shooting!
  • You hear me? Men killing. Big guns. Help me!
  • Hello? This is police? You must come. Crazy man shooting!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian

FY PEastEuro 1 BD1

  • Please! I'm too young to die!
  • Daddy's car.
  • Ow, this is Daddy's car.
  • I don't have car insurance.
  • I'm calling the cops!
  • Daddy will kill you for that.
  • Who's going to pay for that?
  • Don't shoot!
  • OW! You're hurting me.
  • Get a move on!
  • Let's go!
  • I don't have all day.
  • Come on!
  • Move it!
  • Russian
  • Pardon me.
  • Russian
  • Hey!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • You're violent people.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • Why don't you hit yourself?
  • Russian

FY PEastEuro 1 BN1

  • He's trying to kill me! Help!
  • He's got a gun!
  • Run! This guy's gonna shoot someone!
  • Hey, look out!
  • You no look where you go?
  • Do always push women out of your way?
  • Dickhead.
  • Fuckface.
  • He's mental.
  • Help me!
  • Get away from me!
  • Help! Somebody call the cops!
  • Oh my God!

FY PHarborN 1

  • You suck!
  • Taxi!
  • Hi baby.
  • Help!
  • I'm not a criminal.
  • I'll get one of those.
  • Can you fucking leave?
  • Oh, come on, look at my hair.
  • You're killing me! Stop!
  • Hi there.
  • What's your problem, five-O?
  • Stop it!
  • Get lost!
  • Ah.
  • Come on, let us in.
  • What are you doing?
  • Oh, he's gonna shoot me!
  • I don't wanna die!
  • Watch it.
  • What the hell?
  • I'm done with you, for real.
  • I don't believe this.
  • Why me?
  • Hey.
  • Somebody help!
  • You don't care about me. You just like my hair.
  • What?
  • No fucking way.
  • I gotta go now.
  • You're a jerk!
  • Oh shit.
  • Yeah.
  • Screw you.
  • There's that killer. I swear to God.
  • Please.
  • It's a gun. Like a real gun.
  • Asshole!
  • There he is.
  • Hey, asshole.
  • Can I have a light beer?
  • He's right there.
  • Pig.
  • Stop, stop it please! Stop!
  • We're here. Yeah!
  • Yeah.
  • No!
  • Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
  • You in trouble now.
  • I'm ready.
  • Can I have that? Whatever that is.
  • Excuse me.
  • Fine, be that way.
  • How is my hair? It's hot, right?
  • Get lost. Move to Mars.
  • He's got a gun!
  • Uh, you fucker!
  • Don't hurt me.
  • No thank you.
  • Help me, he has a gun!
  • Police brutality over here.
  • Can't wait, can't wait, go party.
  • Yo, I spot the maniac.
  • Shit.
  • No calorie sparkling water please.
  • Watch out!
  • He ain't gonna get me again.
  • Crazy killer, right here, right now.
  • Hello? This is the line.
  • Number five, yeah yeah, number five.
  • Dammit!
  • Shut up. You just trying to get into my pants.
  • No way.
  • Ciao, ciao.
  • Oh no!
  • Uh, somebody help!
  • Hello?
  • Bye bye.
  • Not in a zillion years, but thanks.
  • Hey, wait a minute.
  • No. Just don't touch my hair.
  • Hey! That's cheaing!
  • You see how hot I am? You wanna let me in ASAP.
  • Please, I got all dressed up for it.
  • You saw that right?
  • Psycho.
  • What is up with this moron?
  • Can someone remove the idiot blocking thr way?
  • Move it, jerk.
  • Go kill yourself somewhere, not here.
  • Who's the moron holding up traffic?
  • Can someone please shoot the bastard holding up traffic?
  • Can we get moving please?
  • My hair is turning grey here.
  • What the hell is going on?
  • Hey!
  • Ouch!
  • Excuse me.
  • What's with you?
  • Excuse me would be nice.
  • I'm a bit lost here. Can you help me?
  • Sorry, I have no sense of direction.
  • Ah!
  • Wait!
  • Hey!
  • Careful!
  • Watch it!
  • Excuse me.
  • Get out of my way please.
  • Go, go, go!
  • What are you, a wuss? Come on.
  • Let's see some real action.
  • Don't be a wimp.
  • Come on.
  • No thank you.
  • No way I'm getting my hair messed up.
  • Fighting is not for me.
  • Help!
  • I'm not ruining my hair.
  • Like I'm gonna fight?
  • Like I would follow you?
  • Get the hell away from me.
  • Filthy mother...
  • Maybe if you didn't stink.
  • Don't touch me.
  • Is this the police? He took my fucking car!
  • Oh, I know. Thanks anyway.
  • Louder! I can't hear you.
  • Oh, stop.
  • It only took me two hours to do my hair today. I'm getting good.
  • No way. She has gorgeous locks.
  • Yeah. I heard he cuts that model's hair now.
  • Oh, my hair is a mess. I need new clothes, I am so broke.
  • I hate my hair. I can't wait to work in fashion so mine can look better.
  • Hi.
  • Bye mama, have a good hair day.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah.
  • Sure.
  • No doubt.
  • Damn right.
  • Totally.
  • Mos def.
  • Yeah?
  • Ah!
  • No!
  • He's up there!
  • Look up! See him?
  • Hello? I wanna report gunfire.
  • Where are you guys? I hear gunshots!
  • Hello? I think I hear guns.
  • Fuck me.
  • Whoa. Crazy.
  • I'm alive. How is my hair?
  • Shit!
  • Fuck me.
  • Whoa, crazy.
  • Ah.
  • Shit!
  • Oh no!
  • Shit!
  • What the hell?
  • Whoa!
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • Oh no!
  • Let me out!
  • No way.
  • I can't believe this shit.
  • Ahhh!
  • I can't hear a thing you're saying.
  • What? Say it again.
  • You know you're on speaker, right?
  • I hate this thing. Can't hear a damn thing.

FY PHarborN 1 BD1

  • Okay, daddy, I'm sorry for disturbing you.
  • What you think this is? Bumper cars?
  • My father don't grab me like that.
  • This ain't no bumper cars, motherfucker.
  • I don't want no problems with you.
  • Stop fucking with my ride fucking crack baby.
  • This an amusement park cause I ain't amused.
  • These students out here with guns, yo.
  • Get your monkey ass off me.
  • There's some stupid motherfuckers in LC.
  • What is this, some hidden camera shit?
  • It should be legal to hit motherfuckers like you.
  • D, motherfucker, D. D as in drive.
  • This your first time driving stick, motherfucker?
  • Damn, you stanking.
  • You some kind of stinky ass gypsie?
  • It's called soap. S-O-P. Soap.
  • Stupid motherfucker.
  • Damn, you ignorant.
  • Watch it, fuckface.
  • You still ain't shit, motherfucker.
  • Get away from me.
  • Fuck you and your greasy, greasy granny.
  • That was off the motherfucking chain!

FY PHarborN 1 BN1

  • I ain't ready to get shot.
  • No bullets for me. Uh huh.
  • Damn, he's got a gun.
  • Rude motherfucker.
  • Bitch.
  • Touch me again and I'll kill you.
  • Yo, what the fuck?
  • Hello?
  • You crazy?
  • You're kidding?
  • I don't think so.
  • I ain't stupid.
  • Damn.

FY PHarlem 1

  • Boring. Where's a conscious MC when you need one?
  • Peace be upon you.
  • I'm just a student. Okay?
  • My father is a judge so back off.
  • Uh. This stuff is gonna make me a vegeterian one day.
  • This is my shelter. I want you out.
  • Where's the political hip hop?
  • Greetings.
  • What's next? One shot or twenty?
  • My father's a judge, you animal.
  • You are terrible. I'd rather be studying.
  • This car's my fathers, you imbecile.
  • You don't have to yank my clothes, okay?
  • Oh my goodness. An actual gun.
  • Poverty is such a crime. Accept this, please.
  • Don't shoot! My father's a judge.
  • This car isn't mine, you degenerate.
  • I don't have to tolerate your nonsense.
  • I'll do what you want, okay? Don't hurt me.
  • Uh. I wish I had a bowl full of diesel right now.
  • Here, okay? No need for violence.
  • This block is crawling with cops, genius.
  • Surely you wouldn't shoot a judge's daughter?
  • I may be new to this city, but I'm not some dumb bamba either.
  • Wait. Can we discuss this?
  • Father's car insurance is gonna sky rocket.
  • My heart bleeds for you. Take this.
  • My butts are in there.
  • My father's car. Just look at this.
  • Yes.
  • So many rude people in this city.
  • I promised father's car would be safe.
  • No need to resort to violence here.
  • You're screwed when my dad finds out.
  • None of you see him over there?
  • I could really use a nice joint right now.
  • He's clearly over there, you simpletons.
  • Oh my goodness. That gun is shot big.
  • Sure, my brother. I'll help gladly.
  • Don't you respect people's property?
  • Yes.
  • No. My father's car.
  • How dare you invade my sanctuary. Now go.
  • You savage asshole.
  • Can you please add napkins this time?
  • Well that was uncalled for.
  • You poor unfortunate soul. Here you go.
  • Arguing with you is a waste of my time.
  • You've made your point eloquently, okay?
  • I'm calling the police.
  • You don't have to man-handle me.
  • No.
  • You're keeping it entirely too real.
  • Racist oppression doesn't scare me.
  • A number four, please.
  • I can dig it, family.
  • You think I'm some naive intellectual, don't you?
  • No thanks. I have a delivery service.
  • Peace, family.
  • Help! This animal is accosting me!
  • You know, I'd rather be smoking some haze but hey.
  • Greetings. I'm calling from a payphone.
  • Right on. Right on.
  • Stay positive and peace.
  • Umm, no.
  • I definitely overstand that.
  • My dad's a judge, you maniac.
  • Surely you wouldn't shoot a Nubian queen?
  • You are being so inconsiderate.
  • I'm late for class. Please move.
  • I'll never make that presentation.
  • What are you staring at?
  • Please move that ugly vehicle.
  • Move that thing. I'm late for class.
  • You're blocking the flow of traffic.
  • I knew this was a bad route to take.
  • Next time, I'm taking public transportation.
  • Pardon me, stranger.
  • I beg your pardon?
  • Do we know each other?
  • Uh, back off a little, okay?
  • Listen: you're a little too close.
  • Do I know you, stranger?
  • Hey. Give me some space, okay?
  • Excuse you, Mr. Rudeness.
  • Sorry, I'm not from Liberty City.
  • You maniac!
  • My goodness.
  • Slow down, animal.
  • You imbecile!
  • What on Earth?
  • Peg your pardon. Oh, I"m sorry.
  • Excuse me. Sorry.
  • That's it. Pummel that bastard.
  • I love predatory violence.
  • What authentic rage. I love it.
  • Settle those disputes, baby.
  • Now that is a sound beating.
  • Now that was definitely a hate crime.
  • How dare you strike a Nubain queen.
  • Violence never solves anything.
  • You disrespectful animal.
  • That wasn't very conscience of you.
  • What are you, some kind of racist?
  • No way. Self important? Paranoia? Bad match.
  • Police. I'm a victim of Grand Theft Auto.
  • I prefer conscience black men. Thank you.
  • I'm not some dirty self video hoochy.
  • That's not how you woo a Nubian queen.
  • So, I met this cute guy from Holland. He's so hot.
  • Hip hop's cultural hegemony is very useful. If it's imagery is positive.
  • I'm not afraid to visit Holland alone. In fact I love Holland. The energy there is amazing.
  • So, I have this forty page paper due...
  • These young men my father convicts. They're products of a racist oppressive system.
  • Peace and blessings family.
  • Alright, family. Peace.
  • Right on, family.
  • I overstand.
  • I can dig that.
  • Is that so?
  • Family, you know it.
  • No joke?
  • Goodness.
  • Uh huh. Really?
  • He's clearly up there, you imbeciles.
  • Aw. None of you see him up there?
  • Police. I'd like to report a shooting.
  • Police. Our lives are in danger.
  • Police. There's gunfire out here.
  • Police. Shots were fired. Please hurry.
  • What a magnificent healer you are.
  • Dude, no fucking way.
  • Wow. Somebody has bad karma.
  • This is such a violent nation.
  • Oh, please don't kill a judge's daughter.
  • Please show me some mercy, please.
  • Ah! I despise when that happens.
  • This city can be so strange sometimes.
  • Wow. I must still be high from smoking that bowl.
  • Many thanks.
  • Thank you kindly.
  • Thanks and blessings.
  • My father's a judge, tough guy.
  • Don't involve me in this please.
  • You're kidnapping a judge's daughter.
  • I'll pay you. Just let me go unharmed.
  • I'm a student. Show a little mercy.

FY PHarlem 1 BD1

  • Please, sir. I wish no violence. Just peace.
  • Ah. I spent all my money on this car.
  • Let go of me, you beast. I need this car.
  • My car. I barely have enough money as it is.
  • Have mercy on a poor student from Nigeria.
  • How dare you. That's all I have. Stop.
  • My car. Oh shit. I can't afford to fix this.
  • Oh, goodness. He's a madman!
  • Wait, this is America. I have rights.
  • I thought I left this traffic behind in Nigeria.
  • This is America, okay? No standing in the roads.
  • I hate when they do this back home.
  • This is almost as bad as Nigerian traffic.
  • I should've taken the subway. I knew it.
  • Please, sir. You are much too close.
  • Sir, you are in my personal space.
  • You are making me rather uncomfortable.
  • You are crazy.
  • You madman!
  • You psycho.
  • I'm not in this country to fight.
  • You American beast. How dare you.
  • If this were Nigeria, I'd get my brothers.
  • My goodness. I've never seen such a thing.

FY PJersey 2

  • Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
  • Hey, Taxi.
  • Get off me, dickwad.
  • Why do you have to be so mean?
  • Give me two of those...
  • Can you please leave?
  • I paid for this?
  • What's up?
  • I give six thumbs down.
  • Not again.
  • Who the fuck are you?
  • Help!
  • Holy fuck.
  • Put it on this credit card.
  • No. My dad's gonna kill me.
  • Are you like freaking drunk?
  • Talk to the freaking hand, baby.
  • Like, okay. Just don't hurt me.
  • Did I just see that?
  • What did I do to you?
  • A text message on my birthday? I never wanna see you again.
  • You know who my father is?
  • Worst driver ever.
  • That's not fair.
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • I'm the wrong girl to say that to.
  • I don't wanna die.
  • Stop him, somebody.
  • I'm seeing things. That didn't just happen.
  • Two cosmos.
  • No! I'm too young to die!
  • Could have gone faster, but thanks.
  • Yes, please.
  • You stupid motherfucker.
  • I'm gonna kick you out of here so hard...
  • Okay, let's move.
  • You know, one of those, and don't burn it.
  • Um, excuse me?
  • Is it your time of the month?
  • It's over, you hear me? Over.
  • He's got a gun!
  • My daddy's gonna come down hard on you.
  • You don't have to tell me twice.
  • Okay, okay. Take it easy.
  • Roman Soda.
  • Can I get a six and extra biggy size it?
  • Our relationship is based on trust.
  • Nah, it's probably shit anyway.
  • Hey. Somebody catch that thieving motherfucker.
  • Hey, girl. What's going on?
  • No.
  • No. Uh uh. No way.
  • Watch the hair!
  • Cash. No, credit. No, cash. No. Credit. Uh, actually, credit.
  • Oh my God. Was that real?
  • Don't make me run you over.
  • You ever hear of a sidewalk?
  • Move out of the way.
  • I'm burning valuable fossil fuels here.
  • I hate waiting!
  • Please, someone kill me right now.
  • Hurry up. I'm hungry.
  • Freaking unbelievable.
  • Stop breathing on me, creep.
  • Oh, you better apologize.
  • I don't know. Go to the internet.
  • Ah!
  • Look out.
  • Oh shit.
  • Yeah, you show him.
  • Punch him right in the nose.
  • Look, a fight!
  • Dumb asshole.
  • You can't hit a girl.
  • Oh yeah? Real tough, huh?
  • I'm minding my own business here.
  • Dirty old man.
  • That guy smells like sardines.
  • Too lazy to get a job.
  • 911. Someone stole my daddy's car.
  • Show us your underwear!
  • Hey, sexy.
  • Hunk at ten o' clock.
  • You can look but you can't touch.
  • I hear your bark but where's your bite?
  • The temperature of the Earth has risen like two degrees.
  • You don't understand. It's the ozone.
  • I know you recycle, but it's not enough.
  • It's not about boys, it's about the environment.
  • We meet every Thursday to discuss wave cycles. You should come, it's fun.
  • How you doing?
  • Later.
  • Uh huh.
  • Mhm.
  • Yeah, but...
  • Uh...
  • But.
  • No. No.
  • Really?
  • Wow. Ha ha.
  • 911. They're shooting.
  • Police. There's some freaking maniac with a gun!
  • That is not good.
  • Oh, I'm scared to look.
  • Was I sleeping?
  • Ah. Shit.
  • That is not good.
  • Oh, I'm scared to look.
  • I cannot live without that.
  • If I smile enough, daddy will get me that.
  • No. I did not just do that.
  • Holy shit.
  • My sister's gonna be so jealous of me.
  • Yeah, thanks.
  • You're the greatest.
  • Drive me home, now!
  • Did my sister put you up to this?
  • Okay, you're testing me now.
  • I'm gonna be one bitchy hostage.

FY PJersey 2 BD1

  • Don't kill me.
  • Great. Just great.
  • Okay, okay. Slow down.
  • Why does this have to happen to me?
  • I don't deserve to die.
  • Typical. Fucking typical.
  • Oh, fine. Crash into me why don't you?
  • Help me. Help!
  • Oh God. Please don't kill me.
  • Okay, I guess I'm not going anywhere.
  • Move!
  • Don't worry about me. I'm just wasting time until I die.
  • I'll wait. It's not like I got anywhere to go.
  • I like sitting in traffic. At least it's better than my last date.
  • Yeah, sorry.
  • Excuse me, alright?
  • Okay. Yeah.
  • Crap!
  • Watch out.
  • Ah!
  • Get away from me.
  • Screw you.
  • Oh yeah. Beat the fat girl.
  • Oh shit.

FY PLatin1

  • Save it for your momma.
  • Oye.
  • What the? Spanish
  • You acting like you said something.
  • Give me that one.
  • Me cago en tu madre. Get the fuck outta here.
  • You must have a lot of issues.
  • Hi.
  • You ain't gonna do nothing but run your mouth.
  • You know who you're fucking with?
  • That's the weakest shit I ever heard in my life.
  • That was the worst move you ever made!
  • I gut you from ass to elbow, motherfucker.
  • Shit. He's gonna do me!
  • He's a fucking lunatic!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish I don't giggle with bug asses. Just fuck off.
  • Spanish But you on my shit list now, cabron.
  • Okay, okay! But you ain't seen the last of me, cocksucker.
  • You trying to get yourself killed?
  • You catch us coming, my friend and then come crying to me.
  • You want me to ox your ass?
  • Mierda! You fucking blind, pendejo?
  • You think you can disrespect me?
  • I'm gonna ??? in your ass.
  • Sure, whatever.
  • Spanish
  • I'm gonna choke your ass out, cabrone!
  • Cono! This loco's gonna unload.
  • Spanish You're gonna bleed for this!
  • He's over there!
  • Spanish
  • Get the fuck away from there!
  • Yeah.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • You mess with the wrong fucking bitch.
  • Two of those and make it quick.
  • I don't believe this. This is some straight up bullshit.
  • You telling me you just fell and your dick ended up in my best friend's mouth? We're history, asshole.
  • Please don't clap me, man!
  • You think you're a G, motherfucker?
  • Don't fucking touch me, Spanish
  • Fuck you.
  • Help! He's got a fucking gun!
  • Yo, spare me the sap rap.
  • Give me a number two. And not one that's been sitting there for two hours.
  • You think I can't smell the skank on you? You can't ever wash that shit off.
  • Go fuck yourself, Spanish
  • Later.
  • Help! Spanish
  • Hey, it's me.
  • See you.
  • No way.
  • Spanish
  • Hey, I'm about to send a ??? your lame ass.
  • You're a couple of seconds from getting smashed out.
  • Stupid and ugly. There's a fucking combo.
  • Hey. Don't make me bitch slap your ass.
  • Vamanos you cono.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish Move that shit.
  • Spanish Get out of the fucking road.
  • You want my foot in your ass you Spanish
  • Hey. Don't come at me like that.
  • Don't make me slap you.
  • Kiss my monkey ass, cabrone.
  • You don't wanna get ??? pendejo.
  • Get somewhere, Spanish
  • Hey. How do you get to Furns Clothes?
  • Spanish I don't speak ???
  • Mierda!
  • Fuck you!
  • Spanish
  • Motherfucker!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Spanish
  • Give me some fucking space.
  • Get out of my face.
  • You ain't nobody. Spanish
  • I already know you're faking.
  • You ain't got no pool around here.
  • You think you're the hot shit, motherfucker?
  • Your demination game ain't gonna work around here.
  • No fucking way. Fuck you.
  • 911. Somebody Russian dick just fucked off with my car.
  • For a little guy, you talk some big shit.
  • I don't find desperation atractive, Spanish
  • Your mouth's moving but you ain't saying nothing.
  • Spare me the bullshit. I already got a pussy. I don't need another one.
  • Damn right you're bringing me out, pendejo. What? You think I gonna walk home?
  • Nah, you're not fucking going out. I want your balls where I can see them.
  • How did I ever end up with a ??? like you?
  • Whose is that voice? I'll cut your dick off if you're anywhere near my girlfriend.
  • Hello.
  • I can't speak to you right now.
  • Uh huh.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah, yeah.
  • Yeah.
  • Whatever.
  • Mhm.
  • Mhm.
  • Fuck.
  • There's the motherfucker!
  • Mierda! He's up there!
  • Police. Spanish
  • Policia, quick. It's gonna be a Spanish down here.
  • Get the police down here. There's a crazy fucker with a gun.
  • Fuck me!
  • Get the fuck outta my face.
  • Cono!
  • That shit speaks for itself.
  • They fucking deserved it.
  • Ah! Fuck. My leg!
  • Cono! Spanish
  • Fuck! I hate that.
  • Spanish
  • Fuck me!
  • Thanks.
  • Nice one.
  • Gracias.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Let me out, Spanish
  • Help! He's a fucking lunatic!
  • I'll mace you, motherfucker!

FY PLatin 1 BD1

  • Spanish
  • Spanish I'll kill you.
  • I'll rip your balls off, motherfucker.
  • Carajo. Oh, it's on now, bitch.
  • I'll kill that motherfucker.
  • Hey. Get the fuck away from there.
  • I'm gonna break your face, asshole.
  • Fucking lunatic.
  • Spanish Cut you up, man.
  • Fucking idiota. Spanish
  • Spanish Don't make me fuck you up.
  • I'm two seconds away from kicking your ass.
  • Get carajo asses moving.
  • Get a fucking move on.
  • Hey. I'll put you on the fucking floor, cabrone.
  • Spanish Nobody comes at me like that.
  • You wanna start something, pendejo?
  • Cono!
  • Mierda!
  • Carajo!
  • I'm gonna remember your ugly face, cabrone.
  • Nobody fucks with me around here.
  • You're a fucking dead man, pendejo.
  • Carajo. What the fuck?

FY PManHat 1

  • This is so bad, it's almost funny.
  • Over here.
  • Darling.
  • Ah!
  • I'll slap you with a lawsuit faster than you can buy a donut.
  • Look at this shit.
  • I can't believe I'm being treated like this.
  • Give me whatever. I'll be throwing it up later anyway.
  • Get out of here, pervert.
  • You don't understand. I like live here.
  • I'm so bored I could die.
  • Sweetie.
  • You're out of your league with me, officer.
  • Spanish
  • Go back to school.
  • It's your fault.
  • I practically live in there.
  • Mierda!
  • A motherfucking gun!
  • Oh shit.
  • I hope no one else is wearing this at Maisonette tonight.
  • I'll sue!
  • I'm not filling out reports at a police station.
  • I don't get played like that. Now I'm gonna have to fuck your best friend. Adios, asshole.
  • Yeah. I know your type.
  • I wanted a new car anyways.
  • Boring.
  • If you know the bouncers at Maisonette, they'll let you smoke inside.
  • You such a big man, aren't you?
  • Ah!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • I knew you were doing more than a line in that cubicle with her.
  • Keep talk like that for the crackheads, officer.
  • What are you doing?
  • Are there witnesses?
  • No tip for you.
  • You think I care about a stupid car?
  • Spanish
  • Si, por favor.
  • What the-?
  • Back off.
  • You know what I drink, babe.
  • No offense but I don't think your stuff's gonna be pure enough.
  • Did anyone see that?
  • I think my neck's hurt.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • That's him.
  • Spanish
  • Hit me, babe.
  • There something about smoking after your first line of the night.
  • Spanish
  • Don't shoot me.
  • Fuck me.
  • Ciao.
  • Yeah.
  • Mierda!
  • Spanish
  • You clearly overcompensating for something.
  • Let's get moving and no I don't want to talk to you.
  • I want something that's good for a hangover.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Whatever.
  • I been coming here for so long and they still won't let me skip the line.
  • Take a good look because this is the last time you gonna see these $10,000 tits.
  • He's packing!
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • No, gracia.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • I know someone who'll suck the bouncer off and he still won't let her in.
  • I wanna get fucked up tonight.
  • Spanish
  • I'll have a number six.
  • How much money do I have to throw at this situation to make it go away?
  • Like, totally.
  • Don't nobody cheat on me. You think I couldn't have any guy I wanted?
  • That thing makes me wanna puke.
  • I only buy myself over people I trust.
  • Kiss kiss.
  • Help! I've been robbed!
  • I'd probably quit smoking but I didn't think I'd put on like ten pounds.
  • I been saying that for a while.
  • I think I have to drink like a magnum of vodka before I start to like that.
  • Ciao.
  • Nah.
  • Spanish
  • I think I know who the driver would rather have in his cab.
  • Spanish
  • Whoever made that had to be high.
  • I know for a fact that I'm more important than you.
  • The amount of money I spent in this place. Damn.
  • I'm too fabulous!
  • Fucking retard.
  • I'll kill myself if I spill champagne all over this.
  • Louis, the other bouncer is like my best friend.
  • What was the artist thinking?
  • Did you see that?
  • Fucking retard.
  • You think you is so hot.
  • Move it, loser.
  • Spanish
  • Step off the road, retard.
  • Not cool.
  • I knew I shoulda taken a cab.
  • This is the last time I drive myself somewhere.
  • Spanish
  • You're all a bunch of retards.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Don't touch what you can't afford.
  • Step off.
  • Give me some space.
  • I'm gonna have to get this dry-cleaned now.
  • I'll send you my cleaning bill, alright?
  • Where can a girl get fucked up around here?
  • Sorry. My driver takes me everywhere. Get a cab.
  • Mierda!
  • Cono.
  • No.
  • Ah!
  • Ah!
  • Help!
  • A little room here.
  • Spanish
  • Hit it good.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Don't hold back.
  • Go at it.
  • Give it. Give it good.
  • Mierda.
  • Spanish
  • Uh uh.
  • I didn't pay this much for my nose to have it broke.
  • I don't want no black eye.
  • I ain't ruining these looks.
  • Spanish
  • Dream on. You think I would follow you?
  • I'm not donating to your crack fund. Pendejo.
  • Be honest and ask me buy you some clean needles.
  • What? Run out of malt liquor?
  • Yeah, I work all day to buy you drugs. Spanish
  • Sorry I spend all my money on Maisonette 9 last night.
  • I been fucking car jacked.
  • My car's been fucking taken.
  • You can look but don't touch.
  • Spanish
  • I only go for trust funders. Sorry.
  • I'm out of your league.
  • And why weren't you at Maisonette last night, sweetie?
  • Everyone was there. We were like so fucked up.
  • She is such a slut. I thought she was in the cubicle just for a line.
  • I think they ran out of magnums. We had to start drinking normal bottles. Uh.
  • I mean, I should stop paying rent beacuse I live by this speaker at Maisonette.
  • Darling.
  • Kiss kiss. Ciao.
  • Si.
  • No.
  • Spanish
  • Darling.
  • Fabulous.
  • To die for.
  • Yeah yeah.
  • Naturally.
  • Up there!
  • Spanish
  • There's gunshots. It's like we in the ghetto or something.
  • I hear gunshots!
  • There's gunfire. Just like in those rap songs.
  • Am I in Maisonette?
  • Puta madre.
  • Motherfuck.
  • Mierda.
  • Ew.
  • Holy shit.
  • Not fabulous.
  • That would look fabulous on the floor at Maisonette.
  • There's no way Tim wouldn't fuck me if I was wearing that.
  • Spanish
  • Spanish
  • Not these shoes.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Gracias.
  • Spanish
  • How much you want?
  • I'll pay you anything.
  • I'm too young and fabulous for this.
  • Just give me one more night.
  • Spanish
  • You've got pictures? You have to send them to me.
  • It was fabulous, sweetie. Fabulous.
  • What time are you going to Maisonette tonight?
  • You will never guess who was there. He is super cute.
  • I was so fucked up.

FY PManHat 1 BD1

  • Fuck. He has a gun.
  • Yankee moron.
  • French
  • Oh, fuck me and your big stupid cars.
  • He's going to shoot me.
  • Help. I need the police.
  • Merd. What the hell?
  • Help. Someone.
  • French
  • Not this shit again.
  • Move it.
  • French
  • Hello, genius? You're holding me up.
  • I have places to be, you know.
  • Try "excuse me", you idiot.
  • Watch it, you dumb ape.
  • Oh, Jesus. Watch it.
  • Hey!
  • Fucker!
  • Whoa.
  • Oh, holy shit. Primitive assholes.
  • French Everyday in this city.
  • You do not get this shit in French
  • Shit. What is this now, huh?

FY PManHat 2

  • You must have been cheap.
  • Come on. Taxi.
  • How's it going?
  • You're hurting me!
  • Most people look better in their uniform.
  • This is ridiculous. I'm starting to come down.
  • One of those, please and hold the attitude.
  • What the fuck? Get out of here.
  • Come on. There must be something I can do.
  • Go back to waiting tables.
  • Hey babe.
  • Is binge eating the only entry requirement for the LCPD?
  • Get away. Get away from me.
  • Give it up. The fast food industry needs you.
  • Thank God for padded bras.
  • You're probably all wondering where you've seen me before.
  • Watch where you're putting your fucking hands.
  • Get down!
  • Somebody tackle this guy.
  • It's all about juggling the credit cards.
  • That so wasn't my fault.
  • Have you been drinking?
  • We're done. If you wanna see me again, check my fucking website.
  • Okay. You're obviously a fucking maniac.
  • Does that make you feel powerful?
  • Isn't it amazing how long you can survive on just booze and cigarettes?
  • It's my boyfriend's. Take it.
  • I knew I should have taken a limo.
  • Yes, please.
  • Are you crazy? That's my ride!
  • I need a hero right now.
  • Do you think I'm stupid? That bitch was massaging more that just her ego.
  • Haven't you got some traffic to direct?
  • I'm nineteen, you animal.
  • Can't they make seatbelts for women?
  • You need to change your medication, psycho.
  • Some birthday this is.
  • Ah! Lipstick in the eye.
  • Yeah.
  • What do you want from me?
  • That jealousy's just gonna eat you up.
  • Come on. Two shots of cardiac. Let's do this.
  • No, thanks. My doctor sorts me out.
  • LCPD. Get someone here right now. We're all going to die.
  • You are an asshole.
  • Today is really fucking me over.
  • He's gonna shoot!
  • My portfolio's in there.
  • That's the guy.
  • Look. Are you having a bad day.
  • Anoga and Sprunk. Lots of ice.
  • Breakfast of champions.
  • He's over there.
  • Please don't shoot.
  • Never gonna happen, bitch.
  • Get away from there.
  • Thanks, honey. Have a good life.
  • Sure.
  • Fucking paparazzi.
  • What are you doing in here? Just get the fuck out.
  • Throw out my cell phone!
  • Listen, babe. I'm in a real rush.
  • Give me anything sugar free, low carb, and and non fat.
  • Don't you touch me.
  • That's my fucking cab.
  • Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
  • I think there seems to be a mix up. I'm in the ugly line.
  • Oh, shut up. I never wanna see your premature ejaculating ass ever again.
  • Watch out. He's got a gun!
  • I hope you die!
  • What are you doing?
  • No.
  • Take him out!
  • Best of luck with the early heart attack.
  • Three words: love my shoes.
  • You have to help me. There's a killer on the loose!
  • Martini. Trankov. Dirty as fuck.
  • If he touches you again, go for the balls.
  • Police. There's a madman killing people down here.
  • Number six and an extra bag to purge in.
  • Are you crazy? I'm fucking gorgeous.
  • I so know what you mean.
  • Whatever, two-thrust Tony. Evidently you prefer crackheads to models.
  • What do you think, I pay for my drugs?
  • Take it easy.
  • Help me! I've been violated!
  • I might die early but I'll die thin.
  • Why are you talking to me?
  • Ciao.
  • Nah.
  • Totally.
  • Don't think I won't mace you, bitch. This one's fucking mine.
  • Please! I'm a model!
  • Shit. The coke just split in my bra.
  • He's trying to assassinate me.
  • Tell me this isn't happening.
  • Fuck it. Looking this good costs money, right?
  • Are you kidding me? I'm here every night.
  • Look. I'm in a hurry but not that much of a hurry.
  • Stay away from me, psycho.
  • Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you?
  • Come on. You can do it.
  • Five bucks says you're unemployed.
  • Move it, you lardass!
  • The lights are on but nobody's home.
  • You could get a bus through there.
  • Come on! I've got a casting in ten minutes.
  • Uh, so much for this fucking shortcut.
  • Any time today would be great.
  • Don't tell me you're trying to park there.
  • Shit. I thought I was drunk.
  • Did you just feel my breast?
  • Why does everyone think it's okay to touch me?
  • What am I, a jerk magnet?
  • Hey! Watch the fake tan.
  • Dirty old man.
  • Subtle. Real subtle.
  • Excuse me. Do you know where I can buy some size zero booty shorts?
  • Do you know the way to the comedy club?
  • I can't be seen talking to someone like you.
  • Shit.
  • Fuck.
  • Asshole.
  • No way.
  • Motherfucker.
  • Whoa.
  • Excuse moi.
  • A little room for a little one.
  • Excuse me.
  • This'd make a great documentary.
  • This is so raw. I wish I had my camera.
  • Gut that bitch!
  • Come on! Make it interesting.
  • Oh, I'm so going to blog about this.
  • It's kinda hard to pick out the underdog.
  • This face is my livelihood.
  • I can't afford to mess up this smile.
  • I've gotta get myself an entourage.
  • Fasting and fighting don't mix.
  • I'm so above this.
  • You like beating up young girls?
  • Next time, I'm gonna scratch your eyes out.
  • In your fucking dreams, sweetheart.
  • That outfit is all wrong, honey.
  • Gutter sheik, I love that look.
  • That reminds me. I need to change my cat litter.
  • How many times did you soil yourself today?
  • Got any spare change? Ha ha ha.
  • Some swarthy dude just jacked my car.
  • I need to report a grand theft auto.
  • 911. Someone stole my car.
  • You know you'll be jerking off to this later.
  • Buy a yahct then maybe we can talk.
  • The closest you'll ever get to a girl like me is a centerfold.
  • I bet you still live in your mother's basement.
  • Whatever. Did you see my photo in the Liberty Tree? Hot.
  • I've decided to make a documentary called Cumming in the Face of Capitalism.
  • I felt so inspired since my collagen implants.
  • I can't believe you blew the bouncer.
  • I sincerely believe that I can be the voice of a generation.
  • Tina, babes.
  • Love you. Au revoir.
  • Uh huh.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah but...
  • Okay, but...
  • Yeah...
  • But what about...?
  • Mhm.
  • Mhm.
  • There he is.
  • Up there.
  • Help. Police. It's like the Wild West down here.
  • Police. Get someone down here before there's a massacre.
  • Help me. They're shooting each other.
  • Get the police! It's all about to go off here.
  • How tragic.
  • I'm starting to get emotional.
  • Thanks. Hey, why have I got no panties on?
  • Fuck.
  • What the hell?
  • How tragic.
  • I'm starting to get emotional.
  • This used to be a nice area.
  • I'm gonna find an old rich guy to buy me that.
  • If I stand here long enough, they'll think I'm a celebrity.
  • Oh. I'll never model again.
  • Oh. My leg, you motherfucker.
  • These shoes are Didiersachs.
  • Shit a brick. What was that?
  • What the fuck?
  • Thanks, babe.
  • You're a star.
  • Thank you.
  • Let's just talk about this, okay?
  • Help! I've been kidnapped!
  • My Dad will pay you.
  • You don't need a hostage.
  • Are you that guy who's been stalking me?
  • Where are you taking me?
  • I'm so torn between catwalk and silver screen.
  • No. Topless modeling is a stepping stone.
  • I'm nineteen. Great tits, perfect ass, killer legs. Life's good.
  • My agent thinks I should release a sex tape.
  • I'm so full of energy since I started taking those diet pills.

FY PManHat 2 BD1

  • Ah! He's gonna kill me.
  • What just happened?
  • Please help me!
  • My car!
  • Ah! Is that like a real gun?
  • Please, like don't hurt my ride
  • Did my car, like hit something?
  • He has a gun!
  • Oh no!
  • Like, what is going on?
  • Who is that? Anyone famous?
  • Like, why is this person there?
  • Is there a celebrity blocking traffic?
  • Unless you're famous, move it.
  • Like, unbelievable.
  • This is like, so rude.
  • Hello?
  • Ah!
  • What are you doing?
  • Hey!
  • No way!
  • Shit. Fight.
  • Help me. Like, for real.
  • Um... wow.

FY POrient 1

  • Get off the stage.
  • Hey.
  • Take the car. Chinese
  • I'm not a criminal.
  • Get out of here before I call the cops.
  • Oh my God. You suck.
  • Hey.
  • I'm a law abiding citizen.
  • Oh God. No!
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Get out of here. He's got a gun!
  • Here. I wish I had more.
  • Ah! Don't shoot me!
  • You hit my car!
  • Please, I don't want any trouble.
  • No, no, no. Just take it.
  • Why?
  • Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
  • Chinese
  • Don't spend it all in one place.
  • I'll take this. Thank you.
  • Chinese
  • My car!
  • Okay.
  • You.
  • Learn how to drive, asshole.
  • Chinese Somebody help me.
  • Chinese
  • He's over there.
  • He went that way.
  • Sure. Here.
  • Chinese
  • Yeah.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese Get out of here.
  • Police. He stole my car.
  • What's wrong with you?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Nah.
  • Somebody call the police. He's got a gun.
  • I didn't do anything.
  • Could I get a number eleven, please?
  • No thanks. I'm good.
  • See you later.
  • Chinese Help me. I've been mugged.
  • Bye.
  • Nope.
  • Oh no. Please don't hurt me.
  • This'll do it. Thanks.
  • Get out of the way, Chinese
  • Come on. Get going.
  • Chinese
  • Get out of the street.
  • Hey. Move.
  • Chinese
  • You are blocking traffic.
  • Chinese
  • Get out of the way.
  • Chinese
  • Hey. Watch it.
  • Chinese
  • Sorry.
  • Chinese
  • No.
  • Why?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Watch where you're going.
  • Chinese
  • Pardon me.
  • Excuse me.
  • Leave me alone!
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • I don't want any trouble.
  • Get away from me!
  • Chinese I'm not following you.
  • My car has been stolen. Send some police quick.
  • With a sexy talk like that, how can I refuse?
  • You're a real lothario, huh?
  • Was that supposed to be sexy?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Hello? Chinese
  • Chinese Bye bye.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Okay.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • He's up there
  • That's him. Up there.
  • Chinese Somebody's firing a gun.
  • Hello, police. Get someone here quick. There's a Chinese with a gun.
  • Some Chinese is firing a gun.
  • What just happened?
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Ah! You shot my leg!
  • Oh, man. That stinks.
  • Chinese
  • Whoa.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • You rock. Thanks.
  • Just let me go!
  • Please pull over.
  • Let me out!
  • I ain't see your face. Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese

FY POrient 1 BD1

  • Help.
  • Oh, shit.
  • Hey. Stop it, asshole.
  • Crap, my car.
  • Help. He has a gun!
  • That's my ride. Stop it.
  • People can't fucking drive.
  • Shit. He's gonna shoot me.
  • You fuck.
  • Ah. I hate this city.
  • You stupid? Move.
  • Hello? Some of us have a life.
  • Somebody move that thing.
  • Hey. Can we get going, please?
  • Thanks for the germs.
  • Screw you too.
  • Sure. Just walk away.
  • Hey, careful.
  • Watch it.
  • Learn to drive, asshole.
  • Get away from me.
  • You can't be serious.
  • I don't fight neanderthals.
  • Holy shit.

FY PQueens 1

  • My four year old little niece can do better than that.
  • This my only way to get around.
  • Hey, boo. What's popping?
  • Let go of me you trifling son of a bitch!
  • Ain't you got no real criminals to harass?
  • Let me get the usual.
  • You gotta get the hell up outta here.
  • You lucky I don't no eggs or tomatoes.
  • Hey, baby. What's good?
  • Why ya'll police always fucking with a bitch?
  • Now wait a damn minute, I need this car.
  • Sit your tired ass down, motherfucker.
  • I ain't even paid this damn car off yet.
  • And who the fuck is you?
  • Damn. You pulling out guns now?
  • Look, I'm just gonna be on my way, okay?
  • Oh no you didn't hit my car.
  • Damn it. I got the worst damn luck.
  • Alright, alright. Take it, motherfucker.
  • Hey, stop fooling with other people's shit.
  • My ride. You trifling motherfucker.
  • You ain't gonna take my car.
  • My car. You blind piece of shit.
  • My ride. You blind piece of shit.
  • Ain't this 'bout a bitch?
  • I know you ain't just hit my car.
  • Yeah.
  • I'm tired of getting dogged out.
  • My car insurance just went up too.
  • Baby, I ain't looking for no trouble, okay?
  • You heartless motherfucker.
  • You don't see a shady ass over there?
  • You don't see him in the cut over there?
  • Hey. Watch where you wave that thing.
  • Who is you and what you think you doing?
  • Yeah.
  • You trifling motherfucker.
  • Did you knock? No. Then get the fuck out.
  • Just my fucking luck.
  • Oh no you didn't hit my ride.
  • Seems like I'm always getting shitted on.
  • Now getting shot is not cute.
  • You wrong for that shit.
  • What the fuck? Hey! Let go of me!
  • Nuh uh, sugar.
  • Aw shit, I didn't know it was like that.
  • Ya'll nothing but bullies with a badge.
  • I know you ain't just hit my shit.
  • A number one.
  • Nah, I'm off that shit in that rehab.
  • A'ight, baby. I'm a holla.
  • Help! This asshole is taking my shit!
  • Yeah, hello? I'm out here in the street.
  • Alright, boo. Be easy.
  • Nah, boo.
  • Get your hands off me, motherfucker!
  • When the guns come out, I'm out.
  • Oh, you must think I won't run you over.
  • Use the sidewalk to walk, motherfucker.
  • Uh, excuse me? I have the right-of-way.
  • Get your sorry ass out the road before I hit you.
  • Get that bullshit in gear and go.
  • You don't see the damn light is green?
  • What you waiting on, an invitation?
  • Motherfucker, is you retarded? Drive!
  • The light say green. Move your ass.
  • Watch where the hell you going.
  • Uh, excuse you.
  • What the hell's your problem?
  • Who the fuck you bumping?
  • Ain't got no kind of manners.
  • No home training.
  • Do I look like an information booth?
  • Slow your ass down!
  • Trifling motherfucker.
  • Man, slow down. Shit.
  • You wrong for that.
  • You coulda killed me.
  • Can you move, please?
  • Okay. Ya'll working my nerves.
  • I'm a go get my peoples.
  • This ain't over, motherfucker.
  • You busted up my damn nose.
  • Let me go get my box cutter.
  • This boxing shit's for the birds.
  • You split my damn lip.
  • I ain't studying your tired ass.
  • Get a job, motherfucker.
  • Stop begging, you dirty ass junky.
  • Stop smoking that shit and stop begging.
  • Ain't no one help my black ass.
  • My car just got stole.
  • I can make you clap too, baby.
  • Yeah, baby. It feels as good as it looks.
  • Mhm. A bitch got it going on, don't she?
  • Ah shit. I best get a move on.
  • You only call when you want some pussy.
  • Come on, daddy. You said you was coming to see me.
  • Daddy, I went and bought ??? to wear tonight and everything.
  • You better not be with your bitch on the side again.
  • Daddy, I can't even believe you dogging me out like this.
  • Hey, boo. What's popping?
  • A'ight then. Later.
  • Mhm.
  • Yeah, okay.
  • I guess...
  • Say word?
  • Yeah a'ight.
  • Word up.
  • You don't see his shady ass up there?
  • You don't see him up there in the cut?
  • This police? I seent a man with a gun just now.
  • Ya'll better hurry before somebody get killed.
  • Man, they busting shots out here.
  • I don't seen it motherfucking all.
  • Glad that ain't me and mine.
  • Thanks, boo.
  • Son of a bitch.
  • That shit look all fucked up.
  • Glad that ain't me and mine.
  • Dammit!
  • Ah! I ain't even did nothing to you.
  • I just got these from Binco too.
  • I don't seen it motherfucking all.
  • They are not gonna believe this shit.
  • Thanks, boo.
  • Thanks, baby.
  • Thanks, sugar.
  • I ain't no snitch, okay? Just let me be.
  • You got the car. You don't need me too.
  • I ain't seen nothing, okay? Just let me go.
  • Why you taking my broke ass hostage?
  • Just where's you taking me, huh?
  • What you mean "a little late"?
  • Shit, the reception around here is terrible.
  • What you say again?
  • Shit, out here in the street, bullshitting as usual.

FY PQueens 1 BD1

  • Don't shoot me, mister. Help!
  • What is wrong with you?
  • Get your hands off. Help!
  • Oh, you stupid bastard.
  • Ah! He got a gun!
  • Get your filthy hands off that.
  • How the hell did you hit my car?
  • Get the hell away from me!
  • Oh my God. Don't kill me!
  • Come on.
  • Move your ass.
  • Move your damn booty.
  • Move it, sucka.
  • Come on. Keep it moving.
  • Careful. You almost stepped on my shoes.
  • Look where you walking.
  • Watch where you going.
  • Ahhhhhh!
  • Why, you prick?
  • Asshole.
  • Get this sicko off of me!
  • What you trying to do to me?
  • Oh my Lord!

FY PRich 1

  • You're the worst, loser.
  • Hi.
  • Please. Don't do this!
  • Hot talk for such a little man.
  • Give me your special, please.
  • Get out! I've got a gun.
  • Please. I'll blow you.
  • Boo!
  • Bonjour.
  • Don't kill me please!
  • Take some lessons!
  • I dropped my mobile phone.
  • This club is great.
  • What are you doing?
  • Watch out, he's got a gun!
  • Duck!
  • I will sue you 'til you're broke.
  • Why do you want this car?
  • The men in this town are pigs.
  • Okay. Just don't hurt me.
  • I'll have your ass for that.
  • Oh my God. You're insane.
  • This cost me a fortune!
  • Daddy's gonna kill me.
  • Degenerate!
  • What poor piece of shit hit me?
  • Yeah.
  • You kiss your mom with that mouth?
  • What the hell?
  • Help me!
  • I hate poor people!
  • He's there!
  • Can I get a bikini tini?
  • I hope I get home in time for America's Next Top Hooker.
  • He's over there!
  • Fucking degenerates!
  • Yes.
  • You gave me whiplash.
  • Are you high? Get out.
  • I hope you die!
  • Well aren't you an asshole?
  • Who do I have to blow to get in?
  • Get your shit out of my place.
  • Get out of here!
  • Asshole.
  • Help me, someone.
  • No.
  • Don't! Please no!
  • Please. I know your captain.
  • Why do I have to wait in line?
  • This street smells like shit.
  • Do you have thirty year single malt?
  • Two number fours. Now.
  • Oh my God. You read my mind.
  • I don't love you.
  • I only do uncut blow.
  • Au revoir.
  • Oh my God! I've been mugged!
  • It's getting to where you can't smoke anywhere.
  • Stevie, I lost my bloody mobile phone.
  • Totally.
  • Bye bye.
  • Nah.
  • I say that all the time.
  • Please no! I'm very rich!
  • Oh, I gotta pee.
  • Bye bye.
  • I know the owner, asshole.
  • Are you thick? Move!
  • Buy a car. Move.
  • You gonna block us forever?
  • Hurry up already.
  • Hey. Move that shit heep.
  • Come on. I'm late to a party.
  • Come on. I'm hungover.
  • Traffic gives me a headache.
  • Come on.
  • Watch it.
  • What's your damage?
  • Hey!
  • Walk much?
  • Do you know where Seanty Studios are?
  • Oh, I wouldn't have a clue.
  • My clothes!
  • I'm bleeding!
  • My leg!
  • Get his plates!
  • Asshole!
  • Can I get through, please?
  • Pardon me.
  • You're a lunatic.
  • I'm too important to die.
  • No way.
  • Help!
  • Leave me alone.
  • I'm not gonna fight you.
  • Oh. Don't fool yourself.
  • Smelly derelict.
  • Haven't you read Atlas Shrugged?
  • I'm an objectivist. Piss off.
  • Go help yourself.
  • I just got carjacked!
  • Please. Have you no dignity?
  • You're a fat piece of trash.
  • Sexist pig.
  • God, I'm terribly late.
  • Um, did Kevin sleep with both of us last night?
  • My ass is on fire.
  • I can't believe I got so high.
  • That party was off the hook.
  • I woke up in the men's bathroom.
  • Oh my God, you were so trashed last night.
  • Get me some drugs, will ya? Bye bye.
  • I did?
  • No.
  • Really?
  • Cool.
  • Twice?
  • Yeah.
  • Uh huh.
  • Sure.
  • He's up there!
  • Up there!
  • 911. They're shooting.
  • Someone is shooting.
  • Police. I think someone is shooting.
  • Help! Get help!
  • Oh my God!
  • Eew. Did you give me mouth to mouth.
  • Son of a whore.
  • Help! Get help!
  • What is going on here?
  • You shot my leg!
  • Help! I've been shot!
  • Holy shit.
  • Oh my God.
  • Eew.
  • Much appreciated.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you very much.
  • Where are we going?
  • Let me out!
  • You're not going to hurt me, are you?
  • I'm young!
  • You asshole.
  • Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear.
  • Please. You didn't catch it from me.
  • Tell Ramone I'm never doing him again.
  • Sorry, what was that?

FY PRich 1 BD1

  • Help! Police! Somebody!
  • Oh, for fuck's sake.
  • Who the fuck are you?
  • Daddy's going to kill me.
  • Have you lost your mind?
  • Hey. That's mine, asshole.
  • Fucking paparazzi.
  • Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I've got money.
  • Take your filthy hands off of me!
  • Come on. This isn't helping my hangover.
  • Uh, those shoes are hideous.
  • Give the moron a round of applause.
  • Could you be any slower?
  • Somebody's been in the cocktails.
  • Uh, I need a shower.
  • Get a life, pervert.
  • That guy just grabbed my ass.
  • Asshole!
  • Moron!
  • Psycho!
  • I'm like, so over this.
  • Whatever, asshole.
  • This is a nightmare.
  • Shit! I need a drink!

FY PVillBo

  • You're garbage.
  • Hey. Taxi.
  • It makes me question my entire life. Wow. That's powerful.
  • Hey.
  • You asshole!
  • I hadn't done anything wrong. What do you want?
  • Mmm... one of those, please?
  • Get the fuck out of my place.
  • I'm fucking bored. What a waste of money.
  • Hi.
  • Why are you picking on me?
  • You fucker!
  • This is shit.
  • Hey! Watch it.
  • ???
  • Help me!
  • He's got a gun!
  • What the-? ???
  • You stupid idiot. You could have killed that person.
  • It's over. Don't even call me, you prick.
  • Okay. Let me get out. Fuck.
  • I'm gonna give up one of these days.
  • You don't need to hurt me. Take it.
  • What the fuck are you doing? You idiot.
  • Fuck off. I'm calling the police.
  • Get down! Duck!
  • As if. You're fucking full of shit.
  • ???
  • You are so fucking stupid.
  • This is insane.
  • You're a fucking asshole!
  • ??? You stupid motherfucker.
  • Please.
  • What's your fucking problem?
  • My fucking car.
  • Get away!
  • Oh, I love that. It's so evocative.
  • Fucking asshole!
  • Look. That's him. There.
  • Stop this shit. You just hit a pedestrian.
  • I don't even enjoy smoking anymore, you know?
  • He's just over there.
  • He's got a fucking gun!
  • Hey! ???
  • Cool. Thanks.
  • Yes.
  • That is intense. I love it.s
  • Fuck. None of these yanks can fucking drive properly.
  • Hey! Get the fuck out of here.
  • Fuck you! ???
  • I'm kinda in a hurry, so...
  • Can I get one of those?
  • Hey you. This is my taxi.
  • What's with you?
  • I never wanna see you again. Just fuck off.
  • Help!
  • ???
  • Motherfucker.
  • No thanks.
  • Run away!
  • I don't know what you mean.
  • I want a number eight, please.
  • Yeah yeah, sure.
  • Oh, bullshit. You're a lying piece of shit.
  • No. Fuck off.
  • Get this prick off me!
  • There are so many fat people in America.
  • Hi, Katie. It's me.
  • I guess I know what you mean.
  • No thank you.
  • I know what you mean.
  • No way. I got it first.
  • It makes me feel at one with the artist.
  • Oh, that's so moving.
  • Whoa! Shit!
  • I love whatever the artist is trying to convey here.
  • Get away from here!
  • Whoa. Watch what you're doing. I think you just hit somebody.
  • Move your ass.
  • What are you fucking waiting for?
  • Are you lost or something?
  • Get out of my way. I'm in a hurry.
  • Hey. Get a fucking move on.
  • ??? You need to keep moving. Come on.
  • I'm fed up with dealing with this shit everyday.
  • Hurry up!
  • Move!
  • ???
  • Sorry.
  • Excuse me.
  • Idiot.
  • Stay away from me.
  • Hey.
  • Oh, sorry. I don't know it.
  • ???
  • ???
  • Dickhead!
  • Asshole!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Help! I'm under attack!
  • Help! Call the police!
  • Get away from me!
  • Don't hurt me!
  • I don't wanna fight.
  • Oh my God. Grow up. I'm not fighting you.
  • What? Of course I'm not following you.
  • You worthless piece of shit.
  • You lazy motherfucker.
  • Get off your ass and get a job.
  • Fuck you.
  • Police. My car's just been hijacked.
  • Oh please. Look at yourself.
  • I'd never go anywhere near you.
  • You're disgusting.
  • Oh shit.
  • They're idiots. No concept of good design.
  • I can't work with their sight. It's just too shit for words.
  • I'm not working with them anymore because their whole office stinks.
  • It's like they just don't understand my ideas, you know?
  • They couldn't have an original idea if their sad little lives depended on it.
  • Hi, Katie.
  • See you later. Bye.
  • Uh huh.
  • Oh sure.
  • Yeah. I know.
  • Sure.
  • Definitely.
  • Totally.
  • Yes.
  • Of course.
  • Up there! Look!
  • Can't you see him? He went up there.
  • Get over here as fast as you can. They're shooting each other.
  • LCPD. You gotta come down here fast.
  • Help! There's shooting going on all around me.
  • Help. Please. There's people shooting each other here.
  • I'm in serious fucking pain.
  • Shit.
  • Oh, fuck me.
  • ??? Look at that.
  • Eew. Nasty.
  • ???
  • What the fuck's going on?
  • Thanks.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • You can't do this to me, mister. You gotta let me go.
  • Fuck.
  • Is this one of those fucking hidden camera shows? Shit. Stop!
  • Don't kill me. Let me go.
  • Please just pull over and let me out. I won't tell anybody.
  • Yeah I know. What? Say that again. Sorry.
  • I didn't get that. They did what?
  • Did I hear that right?
  • No. Sorry. What did you say?
  • Shit. Can't hear you properly.

FY Shop 3

  • I thought being a goth was depressing.
  • Taxi!
  • Second time lucky.
  • Hi there.
  • What the fuck? Get off me!
  • Haven't you got some bribes to collect?
  • I'll have three of those. It's all coming back up anyway.
  • You can't just walk in here! Get the fuck out!
  • This is about as fun as eye surgery.
  • Hi ya.
  • No! Please. I'm not insured.
  • I've had more fun vomiting.
  • I knew I was cursed.
  • Too much for you, huh?
  • Guess that side spin isn't working out for me.
  • Hey! What are you doing? That's not cool.
  • This is a nightmare!
  • Strike!
  • Somebody take him down!
  • Hopefully this'll make me feel better about myself.
  • You've got to be kidding me!
  • Are you fucking crazy?
  • I don't wanna see you or your tiny penis ever again.
  • Are there no sane taxi drivers in this city?
  • What the-? Get the fuck away from there!
  • Death surrounds me again!
  • I gave you a second chance and you blew it! Or rather, she blew you.
  • Ah! Take it easy, asshole!
  • I'm kicking some major buttski.
  • Well that fucking sucks.
  • That's enough for me. You need help, buddy.
  • All my jewelry designs are in that car.
  • No! I only passed my test today.
  • Yeah, sure.
  • Fuck. That wasn't supposed to happen.
  • This can't be happening to me.
  • Please don't shoot.
  • Shit. I knew that ball was too heavy.
  • You ugly bastard.
  • Look. There he is!
  • I think you just killed someone!
  • That's the guy!
  • He's got a gun!
  • Hey, asshole. Take your hands off.
  • I'm on fire today.
  • Good job. Thanks, honey.
  • Yeah.
  • Ah! That cappucino burns.
  • Get the fuck off my property.
  • You can't do this to me.
  • Listen. I'm gonna need you to floor it. I'm late again.
  • Whose your mommy?
  • A couple of those things.
  • Whoa! I fucking rock.
  • Hey! I don't think so.
  • Uh, save it for your little skank. I don't wanna hear another word out of your cheating mouth.
  • Oh my God. I'm gonna die.
  • Stop!
  • Watch the body piercings.
  • Tying is so un-American.
  • Nah.
  • This guy's a fucking lunatic.
  • I can't understand a word you're saying.
  • What can I say? I'm in the presence of greatness.
  • I'm choking here. Big time.
  • Don't even go there, asshole.
  • A number seven, please.
  • Do you think I was born yesterday? You are so full of shit.
  • Just fuck off, will you?
  • What's going on with my game?
  • Drugs interfere with my creative process.s
  • See ya.
  • Help! Help, somebody! Help me!
  • Well that fucking sucks.
  • Un-fucking-stoppable.
  • Laters.
  • The sweet smell of victory.
  • Nah.
  • Over my dead body. This is so my cab.
  • Looks like I'm gonna have to raise my game.
  • She's all over the scoreboard.
  • Better than losing. I suppose.
  • Are you fucking crazy?
  • Hey! Get in line like the rest of us.
  • I thought I had that one in the bag.
  • How'd you like that?!
  • Go fuck yourself!
  • He's lost his fucking mind.
  • There's a hustler in the house.
  • Can't take the heat?
  • I'm gonna be paying this off for months.
  • Oh fuck. This guy's drunk.
  • Hey, shit-for-brains. Get out of the fucking road.
  • Are your parents siblings? Move it.
  • Maybe you should change your medication.
  • It's not like any of us need to work or anything.
  • I'm late for my dance fusion class.
  • What's the hold up? Let's try some gas.
  • More accelerator, less brake.
  • Let's go. I need to open up the shop in ten minutes.
  • Sometime this century would be nice.
  • Don't even go there.
  • You are so not my type.
  • I don't think so.
  • Whatever.
  • What's with the attitude?
  • Excuse me?
  • Sorry, babe. Can't help ya.
  • Shit!
  • Oh fuck!
  • Asshole!
  • Into the darkness!
  • I'm doomed!
  • Coming through.
  • Excuse me.
  • Okay. Where do ya want it?
  • Is that all you've got?
  • Come on! You can do better than that.
  • So you think you've got some fucking moves, huh?
  • Come on! Let's wrap this up!
  • Let's kick it up a notch.
  • Go for a fish hook.
  • Fucking gouge him. Gouge!
  • That's gonna fucking hurt.
  • I'm so over violence.
  • Why so much anger?
  • Another day in Liberty City.
  • Barbarians.
  • Don't flatter yourself.
  • Dad, I told you to stop embarassing me.
  • I can smell your fucking breath from here.
  • Take it from me. That is not a good look.
  • What is this? ???
  • Officer! My car has just been stolen!
  • You wish.
  • In your dreams.
  • I'm busy right now.
  • I'm busy right now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • You can lecture when you start wearing your spiked dog collar to work.
  • So you're saying you can't hang out with me anymore because I'm no longer a goth?
  • I can still be morbid and depressed without black clothes and white makeup.
  • Goth code? What, you're gonna cast a spell on me or something?
  • I'm sorry if I don't find happiness and nihilism particularly compatible.
  • Hi, Annabelle.
  • I'm done with this. Call me when you having something nice to say.
  • Uh huh.
  • Mhm.
  • Bullshit.
  • Yeah right.
  • How can you...?
  • Uh huh.
  • Bullshit.
  • What the-?
  • He's up there!
  • Hey! There he is!
  • This is a bit too real for me.
  • Why do I feel nothing. I must be so dead inside.
  • Thanks.
  • Shit.
  • This is a bit too real for me.
  • Why do I feel nothing. I must be so dead inside.
  • One day they'll be selling my designs in here.
  • About time daddy's credit card took another pounding.
  • My fucking leg!
  • My fucking leg! I'm dying!
  • Ah! Disgusting!
  • Shit fire and fuck me running!
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks very much.
  • Let me out!
  • What are you going to do to me?
  • I wish I still carried a knife.
  • Please tell me this is a hidden camera show.
  • Are you going to kill me?

FY Shop 4

  • Hey. Sir Stink a Lot. You stink.
  • Taxi!
  • What's up?
  • What are you doing?
  • Sure thing, pig. I mean cop.
  • I want the no carb option.
  • What are you doing? Get out!
  • But, but I know Ricky. I mean Micky.
  • Someone end this misery.
  • Hey there.
  • Your wish is my command.
  • Oh God, don't hurt me!
  • You suck!
  • Ouch! My head.
  • No I will not shut up.
  • Ah!
  • Oh God, not today.
  • Don't shoot!
  • That was not my fault.
  • Are you blind?
  • Oh shit. It's that freaking maniac.
  • Today is not my fucking day.
  • If he has crabs why should I go down on him?
  • Just chill. I'm getting the fuck out.
  • How did he find me?
  • Holy shit.
  • Take three fucking steps back okay?
  • No! No, get off.
  • Okay. Take me away.
  • So not cool.
  • You animal!
  • What the hell?
  • Yeah. Right on.
  • Whatever.
  • Don't turn around! Don't turn around!
  • You broke my fucking hand.
  • Look. Over there!
  • This is like a secret camera show right?
  • Can I get a Tom Collins?
  • Men are all dogs.
  • He's right there!
  • Oh God. It can't be.
  • You want me to call the cops?
  • Sweet.
  • Ooh yeah.
  • Oh no. That was so uncool.
  • Turn around and get the hell out!
  • Somebody stop that prick!
  • Okay, Taxi dude. Away we go.
  • Can I get that to go?
  • Um, excuse me. I got this one.
  • Geez. What crawled up your butt?
  • Where the great hotties in this mother...?
  • He's got a gun!
  • Go fuck yourself!
  • Just slow down.
  • No thank you.
  • Keep running.
  • Whatever you say, Mr. Officer.
  • This coke makes me wanna poo all over your face.
  • Poor the rum directly down my throat okay?
  • Oh God. He's stalking me.
  • F me. This is so real.
  • Get back in line.
  • I want two number twos.
  • Word.
  • I've lost enough brain cells.
  • Later gator.
  • Help! Anybody!
  • This is like global warming. Totally.
  • Hey girlfriend. Talk fast 'cause I got two quarters on me.
  • I know. I know.
  • Bye.
  • No thanks.
  • You said it.
  • Don't make me go kung fu.
  • Stop it! Get off of me!
  • Hey buddy, I see you.
  • I've had two maybe eight drinks.
  • Fuck it. I got bigger fish to fry.
  • Hola. Let's do this.
  • You hit them.
  • Please no. No way.
  • I can't believe this nut.
  • Hello. Wanna get run over?
  • Wow. Look at this wacko.
  • Someone forget their medication.
  • While we're young!
  • Great. I got a student driver in front of me.
  • Just breath. Don't get upset.
  • F this. Super F this.
  • Let's go.
  • The nerve.
  • What a dick.
  • You know how to say sorry?
  • Relax.
  • Hey.
  • Sorry, this is not my neighborhood.
  • Ah!
  • Help!
  • Watch it!
  • Fuck!
  • Holy...!
  • Stressed woman coming through.
  • Excuse me. Sorry.
  • F this.
  • Screw you.
  • Crazy fuck.
  • What do you want?
  • Bastard.
  • Get away from me!
  • I get stalked. I do not stalk.
  • Oh my God. Police. Some jerk off just threw me out of my car.
  • Look but don't touch, boys.
  • You wish.
  • Wow. Talk about romantic.
  • Uh. I am sick of this new age vegan shit.
  • Yeah. I'm moving to Bohan. Isn't that cool?
  • I had to suck it up and tell him.
  • He calls my brother more than he calls me. What a dick.
  • I don't care if he's cute. He's so gay.
  • Hey.
  • See ya later, bitch.
  • For sure.
  • Uh huh.
  • Mhm.
  • You can't say that.
  • Ha ha. Stop it.
  • You're crazy.
  • You know it.
  • Yep.
  • You see? Up there!
  • Look up. He's there!
  • Help. I'm gonna get shot.
  • Police. Help me. Please help me.
  • They're shooting!
  • Holy shit.
  • No way. No way.
  • What the F just happened?
  • Fuck me.
  • Holy shit.
  • No way. No way.
  • Why? Why?
  • Crying
  • F me.
  • Only in Liberty. Damn.
  • I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
  • Well thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Appreciate it.
  • This is making me pee. Stop that car.
  • Hey. You still got me in here.
  • Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
  • Listen, I'll make a shitty hostage.
  • Ah!

FY Shopper 5

  • You need to get off the stage.
  • Taxi! Hello?
  • Hey.
  • Get off of me!
  • I don't know what you mean.
  • Oh my God. Get the hell out of here. What the fuck are you doing here?
  • This is worse than a bikini wax from a blind Polish woman.
  • Hi.
  • What have I done? I haven't done anything.
  • Get away from me.
  • Hello? You suck.
  • My car!
  • No. Please.
  • Ah. Save me!
  • Here. This is for you.
  • Save me. He's trying to kill me!
  • Can everyone just please stop getting in my way?
  • Hey, uh, I think you just like hit something.
  • What do you want with me? Just go away.
  • Oh my God. Don't hurt me. Just take it.
  • Oh my God. Hello? You just fucking hit somebody.
  • I'm calling the police!
  • Run away! He's a fucking psycho!
  • No. Don't rape me. I'll do whatever you want.
  • Here. Get some new clothes or something.
  • You are just like... ah!
  • Hi. Do you have this in my size?
  • You ruined my day you asshole!
  • Oh my God. What are you trying to do to me?
  • Yeah.
  • It's not my fault you're fugly.
  • Police. I've just seen a murderer!
  • He's trying to rape me!
  • My dad's gonna kill you, you bastard.
  • He's there, okay?
  • Yeah, uh, try not to hit anymore, okay?
  • He went over there.
  • Look out! He's got a gun!
  • Hello. Here.
  • Oh my God.
  • What are you doing? Get lost!
  • Okay. Thank you.
  • Oh yes, please.
  • Why is everyone always trying to hit on me? God!
  • Get out of here you fucking asshole. Go away!
  • You ugly asshole!
  • Uh, I'm in a hurry, okay?
  • Hello? That's my cab.
  • Like, chillax, okay?
  • Take this. You need it more than me.
  • Don't wave that thing at me.
  • My Didiersachs bag! Throw me the fucking bag!
  • Help!
  • Like, uh, no thank you.
  • Ah! He's got a gun!
  • Me? But I haven't done anything.
  • LCPD. You've got to help me.
  • I can't take this anymore.
  • LCPD. I've just seen the killer.
  • Excuse me. There's like a cue here, you know.
  • Uh, hi. Can I have number twenty-two?
  • Eew. No way.
  • Bye.
  • Oh my God! Somebody help me!
  • Hey girlfriend.
  • Schlater.
  • Eew no.
  • That's my cab.
  • Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
  • Hey, mister. This is called a cue. Hello?
  • Everybody run. He's holding a gun!
  • Hey. I want this in blue and pink please.
  • Hey, mister. You just hit somebody. You can't do that here, you know?
  • Eeh, get away from you pervert.
  • Don't touch me.
  • Stop touching me.
  • Go away.
  • Oh God. Don't try an touch me.
  • Eew. Did you see that?
  • I have no idea. Get a taxi.
  • Watch out!
  • Ah!
  • No!
  • Asshole!
  • Idiot!
  • Excuse me.
  • Hey. Can I get through? Thanks.
  • Get away from me you ugly asshole.
  • Help me. Somebody help me.
  • Please, somebody.
  • You can't hit me, I'm a girl.
  • Rape!
  • Help! Somebody's trying to hit me.
  • Oh my God. Like, why would I want to follow you?
  • Police. You've gotta help me. They just stole my car.
  • Police. Listen: my car's just been jacked.
  • As if.
  • You must be joking.
  • Oh please.
  • She's never even heard of yoga reeshma? God.
  • I said to Daddy "please" so of course he just got it for me.
  • I don't think she knows how plain she is, you know.
  • She actually said she thought I was a friend. I mean, duh.
  • I just love the latest Dieriere collection. It's so like, of the now, you know?
  • Hey sister.
  • Okay, schlater.
  • Oh yeah?
  • Uh huh.
  • Oh I know.
  • Oh my God.
  • Yeah.
  • I know.
  • Totally.
  • Uh huh. Mhm.
  • He's up there!
  • I don't know. Up there, I guess.
  • Send help. They're shooting at me!
  • Can you come and pick me up? There's some maniac shooting people here.
  • Police. Help. They're like shooting each other all around me.
  • Hi, LCPD. You need to send a squad car or something.
  • Oh no.
  • Oh my God. You saved my life.
  • Shit.
  • Oh my God.
  • Oh no.
  • I can't believe they're selling those now.
  • I'd look great in that.
  • Oh my God. I've been shot. Mommy!
  • Uh. My leg. Why me? God no.
  • Eew.
  • Ah. What the fuck is that?
  • Daddy! Help!
  • Oh thank you.
  • Gee, thanks.
  • Thanks, I guess.
  • Ah! What are you trying to do to me? I can't deal with this shit.
  • Oh my God. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Me.
  • Oh my God. This is like, so unfair.
  • You better let me out of this car, mister. I swear to God.
  • I got dumped last night and I broke a nail this morning. So, can you just like, let me go?

FY Socialite

  • You're wasting our time.
  • Taxi!
  • Hi.
  • He's attacking me!
  • My Daddy's a lawyer, you know.
  • Get me a small salad.
  • Get the fuck out of my place you disgusting little man.
  • You gotta let me in. I'm fucking rich.
  • This is terrible.
  • Hi ya.
  • But I haven't even done anything.
  • Oh my God. Please don't kill me.
  • Get off the stage.
  • Retard!
  • I usually don't have to wait in line. It's only 'cause I'm hanging out with you guys.
  • Help me!
  • He's got a fucking gun!
  • Here take this.
  • Look out! This guy's holding a gun!
  • Can I get this in every color?
  • Ah! Get away from me!
  • You can't drive like that here.
  • Get away from me.
  • Take it. Just please don't touch me.
  • Jesus, mister, I'm going.
  • Hey, I think you may have just hit somebody.
  • Get away from my car or I'll call the cops on you.
  • You crazy bastard!
  • I can't believe you.
  • Rape!
  • Pay attention.
  • Okay, okay. Just don't come too close.
  • You're a fucking psycho.
  • You asshole!
  • Oh my God!
  • Yes.
  • What are you so angry about, huh?
  • Got any Sprunk?
  • Uh, hello?
  • Run away! He's nuts!
  • Babe, I gotta call you later.
  • Oh my God. Did you see that?
  • I think he's like over there.
  • Are you even looking where you're going?
  • Can I get a glass of Rain?
  • Round there somewhere.
  • Don't shoot me, mister!
  • Eew. Okay. Just don't touch me.
  • I'm calling the police!
  • Uh, finally.
  • Oh yes.
  • Get away from my car!
  • Don't rape me! I've got my period! Help!
  • I... what... huh?
  • I'm a bit late. Let's go.
  • Get me anything without carbs in it.
  • Hey. Get away from my cab.
  • Hey. You need to chill.
  • I gotta sleep with somebody tonight.
  • Sure. Have this.
  • I never wanna see you again.
  • Oh my God!
  • My car!
  • Take it. Take whatever you want!
  • Uh no.
  • Jesus, he's got a gun!
  • Don't you even touch me.
  • It's nights like this that I wish I still drank.
  • One ECola, please.
  • You can't just push ahead of me.
  • I'll have a twenty-four.
  • Ew. You disgust me. You know that?
  • No way, loser.
  • Catch you later.
  • Somebody help! I'm being attacked over here.
  • Hey, it's me. I lost my cell.
  • Bye.
  • No.
  • No way. I saw it first.
  • Oh, holy Jesus!
  • Hey, uh, mister, hello?
  • This place used to be way more picky about who they let in.
  • Help!
  • It's a gift so can you leave the price tag on?
  • This is so humiliating.
  • Hey. Be careful, mister.
  • Oh my God. Come on.
  • Left, right. Left, right. Come on.
  • I don't believe this.
  • Can we all get moving please?
  • Step on it!
  • I really hate all this waiting.
  • Is somebody lost or something?
  • What's the issue here?
  • Oh, please.
  • Ew. Don't touch.
  • Excuse me. Can I get through?
  • Eww. You smell bad.
  • Get your hands away from me.
  • Why don't you watch where you're going?
  • Why did you walk into me?
  • I have no idea.
  • Animal.
  • Monster.
  • Oh my God.
  • Ah!
  • You shit.
  • Leave me alone.
  • Get away from me you psycho.
  • Don't hurt me.
  • Help!
  • Ah! I'm being attacked!
  • Somebody help me!
  • What? Are you joking?
  • Oh, Jesus. Hi. This guy just stole my car.
  • Eew! You're digusting.
  • Eew! I'll shoot you with pepper spray in the face.
  • Get away from me you dirty little man.
  • Oh no.
  • I've been clean for almost a month now and I still really want some blow.
  • What was with that disgusting little man hitting on you last night?
  • All the people in that bar were so gross.
  • Don't be so disgusting. He just looks so... poor.
  • I've been really good though. I haven't eaten in three days.
  • Hey, babe.
  • Okay, see ya tonight.
  • You must be kidding.
  • Babe, that is gross.
  • I know.
  • Oh, please.
  • Ha ha.
  • Like blatantly.
  • Yeah yeah.
  • You're just bad.
  • I swear, he went up there.
  • He's up there.
  • Come quick. Oh my God. Somebody's shooting at me.
  • Police! Quick! Gunshots!
  • Police! You gonna send help before we all get shot.
  • Quick, send the police! They're fucking shoot at us!
  • Oh, Jesus.
  • Oh my God.
  • I feel weird. What did you do to me?
  • Shit.
  • Oh, Jesus.
  • Oh my God.
  • They got a new range of colors. I need them all.
  • Ooh, looky here.
  • Ah! Call for help!
  • You fucking psycho!
  • Eew.
  • Ah!
  • What the fuck?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks, I guess.
  • Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
  • Ah! Let me out!
  • Oh, Jesus, no.
  • Ah! Please stop the car.
  • Please, somebody help me!

FY Stripper 1

  • Get off the damn stage.
  • Hi.
  • I ain't done nothing wrong.
  • I'd like a number, uh, fourteen, please.
  • Go on. Get.
  • Uh, this is awful.
  • Howdy.
  • What do you mean? I ain't done nothing.
  • Ma shoulda told you you ain't no good.
  • That's sum bitch got a gun.
  • He's got a gun!
  • These things really make me feel better.
  • Yes.
  • What's your God damn problem?
  • Help! He's trying to kill me!
  • I saw him go that way.
  • My astrologist told me that it's fine for me to smoke.
  • Look! There!
  • Why yes.
  • Get the hell outta here, you pervert.
  • Hi. One number three for me, please.
  • Don't you get ornery with me.
  • Run away!
  • No.
  • Save me! Somebody save me!
  • Leave me alone. I ain't done nothing.
  • Can I get, um, number seven, please?
  • Yeah! You are so right.
  • Hey. Fuck you.
  • Ew. No way.
  • Bye bye.
  • Help! Help!
  • My gradma smoked since she was ten and smoking never did her no harm.
  • Well said.
  • Bye.
  • No, thank you.
  • Oh, I know what you mean.
  • Fuck off.
  • Well, excuse me.
  • Hey. Watch it.
  • Hey. Careful.
  • Hey! Do you mind?
  • Careful!
  • Oh, I'm sorry. I ain't heard of that.
  • Jesus Christ!
  • Oh my God!
  • Help!
  • Watch out!
  • Hey!
  • Oh. Excuse me.
  • Don't mind me.
  • Don't hit me in the face, you hear? Not in the face.
  • I'm gonna whoop your ass!
  • Oh. Why you...
  • I'm gonna show you!
  • Quit it. I give up!
  • Lay off me!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Get the hell off me!
  • What? No I ain't following ya'll.
  • Oh. Are you talking to me?
  • Are you trying to ask me out on a date?
  • Hey, sweetie. Don't be so rude.
  • I think he went up there!
  • There!
  • What are you doing to me? I feel so strange.
  • Oh, shit.
  • Oh my Lord.
  • Oh, sweet Jesus.
  • Oh! Sweet Jesus, that really hurt.
  • Oh! Oh my God!
  • Oh! That's disgusting.
  • Crap. What's going on?
  • Holy Jesus.
  • Why thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Oh my Lord. What do you want with me?
  • Oh! What are you gonna do to me?
  • Don't you hurt me, mister. Just let me go do you hear?
  • Whoa! Why are you taking me? Why are you doing?
  • Oh my God. Let me go. Let me go.

FY Stripper 1 BS1

  • Don't kill me. I'll blow you.
  • Please, no. I'm a stripper.
  • Oh my God!
  • Watch it, douchebag.
  • Don't touch my fake tits!
  • That costs extra.
  • You're an asshole!
  • My guy will kill you.
  • My boyfriend is rich and has a gun.
  • I'm calling cops on a kenny.
  • This town is fucked.

FY Stripper 1 BS2

  • Wait, wait. I'm way too hot to die.
  • Shit. You're fucking crazy.
  • You fucking bastard!
  • Ooh. You touched my sweet spot.
  • Alright, tiger. Calm down.
  • You can do that by the hour if you want.
  • Hey! Not so rough.
  • Don't you ever do that again.
  • You grubby little snotbag.
  • Who do you think I am, huh?
  • What the fuck is going on?

FY Stripper 2

  • Show us your butt, asshole.
  • Hi.
  • Hot and greasy, please, sugar.
  • Get the fuck out of my place, you asshole.
  • This sucks in a shitty way.
  • Hi.
  • Hey. Where's the damn crotch shot?
  • He's trying to kill me.
  • No!
  • I do this smoke vagina thing in my act.
  • Yeah.
  • Something to talk about in therapy. Again.
  • He's got a freaking gun!
  • That's him. That's the loser.
  • My co-worker blows smoke up my ass. I mean literally. I'm a stripper.
  • There he is!
  • Oh, yeah.
  • Who are you? You're not supposed to be here.
  • I need to feel full. You know what I mean?
  • Oh, that is so not cool.
  • Oh my freaking God.
  • Oh no.
  • Don't!
  • Got anything greasy?
  • That is so interesting, you know?
  • I'm high on sex, honey.
  • Bye bye.
  • Please, anyone. Help me!
  • I usually smoke, you know, funny stuff.
  • I personally love what you're saying.
  • Bye.
  • No.
  • Fascinating.
  • Hey, be gentle.
  • Ooh. Not so rough.
  • Easy, baby.
  • You can look but don't touch.
  • Hey. Whose the rough one?
  • I'm sorry, baby. I don't know the way to places.
  • What?
  • What the-?
  • Did you see that?
  • Oh my God.
  • You motherfucker.
  • Excuse me. Don't touch me.
  • Let me through, please.
  • You fucking retard. Freaking out.
  • I ain't staying for that crap.
  • Oh no, you assholes. I hate that.
  • This crap is everywhere now.
  • I gotta go. Excuse me.
  • Fighting sucks. I am out of here.
  • Do I look like I need to be following folks?
  • Yeah, read 'em and weep, you asshole.
  • That sucks. Even by perv standards.
  • Yeah, I'm hot. Now go to Hell.
  • The guy's up there somewhere.
  • He's sneaking up there.
  • Watch the hands, buddy.
  • Oh, shit.
  • Oh no, no, no, no, no.
  • I'm gonna be sick.
  • Oh my God, not my fucking leg!
  • Oh, my fucking leg!
  • Oh no. Not on these shoes.
  • Oh my God, run!
  • What the-? Help!
  • Thank you.
  • Ooh. Thanks, honey.
  • Why thank you.
  • Whoa, whoa, easy guy, yeah?
  • Is this like a rape thing?
  • Asshole.
  • Let me the hell out.

FY Stripper 2 BS1

  • He's got a gun. A freaking gun.
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • Holy shit.
  • Excuse me, sailor.
  • Whoa. Slow down.
  • No touchy touchy, okay?
  • Rocco! Rocco!
  • You're gonna regret that.
  • Rocco, help!
  • You freaking whackjob.
  • Oh my fucking God.

FY Stripper 2 BS2

  • You're a fucking lunatic!
  • No! Please don't shoot!
  • Help! He's got a gun!
  • Don't you come at me with that shit.
  • Hey.
  • You want me to bitch slap your ass?
  • Take your small dick complex someplace else.
  • Fuck you. I don't have to take this.
  • I ain't even gonna waste my time on you.
  • Get off me.
  • Fuck. What was that?

FY Street 2

  • Hey Taxi! Taxi, over here!
  • You can't take my car!
  • Please. I'm a liberal. I have rights.
  • I'm bulimic. Can I get something greasy?
  • Did Freddy send you? I'm broke.
  • Hey there.
  • Don't! My car smells like clothes.
  • My ox saved me.
  • Did you see her attempt at goth?
  • Can I take my absinthe?
  • Help! He's got a gun!
  • I'm so sick of guns.
  • I hope I'm not crippled.
  • Hurry! Before the cop comes.
  • Oh, by the way, you need augmentation.
  • Isn't it great to hotbox a smoke?
  • Please, please don't hurt me.
  • Awesome! Hit more!
  • Try poetry, asshole.
  • You were fisting my sister.
  • This society sucks!
  • Dude, I love death, but this is nuts.
  • My credit card is so maxed.
  • Your karma is done.
  • Ah shit, my car.
  • Don't I look depressed enough?
  • This town's fucked.
  • It's almost outta gas.
  • That was my friend you hit.
  • Give me an Irish car bomb.
  • Pretty soon screwing will be illegal too.
  • I have a goth sword.
  • Excellent. Nice driving, dude.
  • Right on.
  • Oh no.
  • Get out, you shitwipe.
  • You blob on your phone. No tip.
  • What can I get for a $1.50?
  • Asshole. My taxi.
  • Well, now I really hate my body.
  • I've got a beer bong, black lipstick and a knife.
  • Whatever. Those pics of you are on the net tonight.
  • I'm moving to Delaware.
  • I hope you get cancer of the ass.
  • This is getting old.
  • You gonna sodomize me now?
  • You can totally get it in the bathroom.
  • Does this place have Absinthe?
  • A number seven, please.
  • No kidding. That's why I smoke meth too.
  • You pulled out and slapped me with it.
  • I just got off that shit, man.
  • Somebody please. I've been mugged.
  • I started smoking in elementary.
  • Hey. Nice BSDM party last night.
  • You hit the dick on the head.
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah. Life's funny. So is cancer.
  • Go feltch your mom. It's my taxi.
  • My goth journal's in there!
  • Cheap shit makes me happy.
  • Death gets me so hot.
  • Move it, you brainwashed ass.
  • I'm dripping with self angst.
  • You're in the street, shithead.
  • Don't stand. Move!
  • I'm late to a depressing concert.
  • This whole town hates me.
  • I'm having a breakdown back here.
  • Society is doomed.
  • I'm quitely laughing at you.
  • I know feng shui.
  • Dude, please. I'm tweaking.
  • Watch it, swampdonkey.
  • Hey, where's the methdone clinic?
  • Please, I gotta update my online me.
  • Batshit!
  • This place!
  • Feltcher!
  • You feel the rainbow?
  • I love violence.
  • Come on. Kill him.
  • I'm gonna go sulk.
  • That's it. I need horse.
  • I'm outta here.
  • My eyeliner runs too.
  • I only let gauze hit me.
  • I'm not a fighter.
  • Right. Why would I follow you?
  • You look like shit.
  • Try a homeless shopping spree.
  • Go set your feces on fire.
  • 911. Yes, yes. It's an emergency.
  • That record made me menstrate.
  • Am I talking loud on my phone?
  • It's not a tumor. Trust me.
  • He just slapped me around.
  • I told you I'm off heroin.
  • Hey, it's me. I'm so bummed.
  • Bye bye. Dumb hoe.
  • Dog.
  • Wha?
  • Come on.
  • Seriously.
  • Uh huh. No.
  • That fat?
  • It hurt?
  • Yeah.
  • This the cops? I hear gunshots.
  • Police. Some maniac has a gun.
  • Oh my God. I can't believe it.
  • Asshole. I was on the other side.
  • Bedmuncher!
  • Fuck my love puddle.
  • Oh my God. I can't believe it.
  • I hope I get to see a headless person.
  • I could use that for my medication parties.
  • This cheap shit reminds me of a poem.
  • Ah, the shoes are screwed.
  • I've gotta put this in my journal.
  • Holy hermaphrodite.
  • That's great. Thanks.
  • Thanks.
  • Please, I'm fat.
  • I haven't showered. Don't take me.
  • Oh, yes. Take me. Take me.
  • Don't kill me.
  • I knew it would end this way.
  • I said I've got cancer.
  • Do you think I'm fat?
  • I didn't vote for him.
  • What did you say?
  • Of course I'm alone.

FY Street 5

  • Oh, come on. That was not good at all.
  • Taxi. Right here.
  • Fuck. Not again.
  • I'll take the salad with low carb dressing.
  • Get out of my house.
  • What? You call yourself an entertainer?
  • Hey. How are ya?
  • My car!
  • My goodness, that was bad.
  • Oh, come on!
  • This better not be dented.
  • Come on. What are you afraid of?
  • I'm about to be molested!
  • Daddy was right about this town.
  • She shoots, she scores.
  • Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
  • Again?
  • Oh my God, this is terrible.
  • You know what? We're done. I'm gonna go fuck your best friends.
  • God, this law is so barbaric.
  • Just don't hurt me. I'll get out.
  • Look at that!
  • That was pure luck and you know it.
  • Leave it alone!
  • You're acting crazy. Why would I jeopardize everything for some cheap sex?
  • Somebody call the cops!
  • I'm reporting you to the proper authorities.
  • You guys did not just see that.
  • Can you ring me up quickly? I can't be seen here.
  • I've got a bomb in that car! Loser.
  • Oh my God, my fucking car.
  • Sure.
  • Get away from me.
  • Oh no, not again.
  • I thought crime had been stopped here.
  • My limited edition!
  • Do you have a driver's license?
  • Regular radio really stinks.
  • Get away!
  • Oh yeah, I'm in the zone.
  • Thanks for the ride.
  • Yeah.
  • Uh. Too many late nights.
  • My boyfriend's gonna kill me!
  • You're trespassing. Get out.
  • I suck at pool.
  • Let's go already.
  • Give me a break.
  • Oh yeah.
  • Just give me whatever has the least trans fat.
  • It's about time I won something.
  • This is my cab.
  • You suck.
  • I'm going to my manicure. We can dicuss this further when you're a little more rational.
  • There's a new superheroine in town.
  • Didn't the mayor lock you punks up?
  • My boyfriend's gonna kill you.
  • We'll have to decide this another time.
  • Nah. Not for me.
  • A gun! A gun!
  • What a dork I am today.
  • Number five and go easy on the trans fats.
  • Preach it, preach it, you're right on.
  • How can you even think that I would do that?
  • Sit and spin.
  • Where did I put my head today?
  • Get away from me with that stuff.
  • Help! I've been mugged and everything.
  • How did this insane law get passed?
  • It's me. I'm on a payphone. My cell died.
  • I know. You're totally right.
  • God. I suck shit.
  • She does it again.
  • For once, justice prevails.
  • No. No, thanks.
  • Man, ain't that the truth?
  • Hey, stupid. My cab.
  • Even steven this time.
  • I'm being asaulted!
  • Next time it'll be different.
  • Lucky shot.
  • Go sit on a park bench.
  • Don't go all chicken on me.
  • Can you cut the label off? Just kidding.
  • Wow. I didn't know they fell so hard.
  • Run him over!
  • Hit them and do us all a favor.
  • Someone arrest that loonie.
  • Get out of the way!
  • I got a salon appointment. Come on.
  • Move it!
  • Let's go, people.
  • This town sucks.
  • Hey, I'm late to work.
  • Watch the fabric, buddy.
  • Hey!
  • You bumped my tits.
  • Which way to the satellite radio studios?
  • Sorry. I'm too busy to help you.
  • What the hell?
  • Oh my God.
  • My heat classics.
  • I'm not just eye candy, you loser.
  • You're toe polish, loser.
  • These well manicured nails can scratch too.
  • I don't need mace to blind you.
  • Break their nails!
  • Bite their lips.
  • Pinch 'em where it counts.
  • This is crazy.
  • I'm getting outta here.
  • I thought this city had been cleaned up.
  • Why do I live in this town?
  • You are really paranoid.
  • Oh my God. You're disgusting.
  • Ever hear of cologne?
  • That shirt, so two years ago.
  • Police. I've been hijacked.
  • You'll never touch my ass, fuckhead.
  • Grow a penis.
  • Don't worry. Michael doesn't suspect a thing.
  • And I bought something special from Albert's Hidden Treasure for you to dig.
  • You'll just have to wait and see.
  • How exciting.
  • You really get me going. Even on the phone.
  • Hi darling.
  • See you tonight, darling.
  • Ooh, that's hot.
  • Nice.
  • Wow.
  • Oh yes.
  • Sure.
  • Uh huh.
  • Huh.
  • Yeah.
  • Police. I hear gunshots.
  • Police. Guns are going off left and right.
  • What a mess.
  • That's just too much.
  • Oh my God. I owe you my life.
  • Rats.
  • Fudge.
  • What a mess.
  • That's just too much.
  • Hmm. Maybe I can accessorize something here.
  • As long as I cut the price tag, I could find something.
  • Cool it with that thing!
  • Stop honking.
  • I ruined my designer shoes.
  • What the hell was that?
  • Oh my God.
  • Hey thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • You're a lunatic!
  • Oh no. Don't take me back to your hideout.
  • This is just like a TV show.
  • Get me out of here.
  • Don't talk so loud. We're on walkie talkie phone.
  • Let's stick to business while on speaker phone.
  • I'm looking forward to the "business meeting" later.
  • Say again, please?
  • Can I get some green trees, please?

FY Street 9

  • You are not entertaining.
  • German
  • Ah! No! Let me go.
  • Please. I'm eager to help.
  • I will have the most American food please.
  • Please stop invading privacy.
  • But I'm a cute foreign girl. I bring man.
  • This act is not amusing to me.
  • Hello.
  • I am sorry. I do not understand.
  • Somebody please. The cops call.
  • You are appalling ja?
  • Crappy American driving.
  • I must find citizen to marry or be deported.
  • I will fuck you in the ass, you German
  • He is the crazy man.
  • Help! He has a gun!
  • Ah! The car.
  • I surrender. I surrender.
  • I like that the law forces us to smoke outside.
  • Please. Not to hurt.
  • Hey. This is not one of your American rides.
  • Let me go. I'm a foreigner.
  • German
  • Communist.
  • German
  • Yes.
  • I'm a stranger here. Please, be kind to me.
  • Ah! I'm shot.
  • Please do not shoot me.
  • Fuck you. I will happily walk.
  • He's there.
  • Please bring Patriot malt beer.
  • American cigarettes are tasiest in the world.
  • He's over there. Ja?
  • Hey. That is my private property.
  • Ja.
  • Be more careful please.
  • Go. Go from here.
  • Asshole.
  • I wish to lead like a local. Thank you.
  • I only wish to experience your great city.
  • Do you know the correct amount to bribe the doorman?
  • He has a full gun.
  • Vixir.
  • American police will arrest you. Be sure of it.
  • No.
  • No!
  • My apologies, officer.
  • I'm told my accent is cute. I am German.
  • Please bring me one of your Organg O-Tangs.
  • ???
  • It is very true what you say.
  • In the dorm, they are available cheaper ja.
  • Goodbye.
  • Help! I have experienced a mugging!
  • You have here many laws. It makes for strong society.
  • That is possible.
  • Auf widersehen.
  • Nein.
  • Ja ja.
  • No. No! It is rental!
  • I'm sure this is good place to find man. Yes?
  • But I'm a student. I am clearly poor.
  • The scenery can be seen over from the sidewalk.
  • Please resume your progress.
  • I warn you. I will honk my horn like a Liberty Citier.
  • Schnell. Schnell from the road.
  • Please be more organized.
  • This is unacceptable chaos.
  • So this is the teaming life of a great city.
  • My progress is impeded. Please rectify.
  • Please move vehicle schnell.
  • Uh, excuse me.
  • I'm sorry. I was not paying attention.
  • Oh. Was I in your way?
  • Please do not push me.
  • Be more careful.
  • Sorry. I'm not a native here yet.
  • Hey.
  • Watch it.
  • Eek!
  • Scheiße!
  • Help!
  • German
  • Pardon me.
  • You will not catch me. I'm a jogger.
  • Please just stop.
  • Help! Police!
  • This is over. I am faster.
  • German
  • I am not participating in this.
  • Nein. I merely explore.
  • Police. I have a man for you to arrest immediately.
  • Please. I do not understand what you are implying.
  • It is rude to shout at stranger, no?
  • You will never get up in this mein herr.
  • My problem is that I do not wish to pursue a... um... a...
  • I'm afraid that I will have to leave when my studies are over.
  • I have already tried to interest several American men in marriage but they want only sex.
  • I would go underground like my uncle but I do not know how.
  • Oh Yuilian, I do not wish to leave this city.
  • German
  • Good to talk. Cheers.
  • Uh huh.
  • Ja.
  • Nein.
  • Yes.
  • Yes, but...
  • German
  • Oh no.
  • Okay.
  • German
  • He's being up there.
  • He's among the rooftops ja?
  • Police. There's cacopohny of shots.
  • They're shooting like movie. Send help.
  • Gangsters are here. Please stop them.
  • This is terrible.
  • Please, will you marry me?
  • Scheiße.
  • What has happened?
  • This is terrible.
  • My leg.
  • I am hit.
  • Uh. This day gets no better.
  • Whoa!
  • Ah!
  • Thank you.
  • German
  • German
  • Has my visa expired?
  • The loans. I will repay them. I promise.
  • I thought I had escaped those like you.
  • Please. I will perform sexual favors for freedom.
  • Please, let me know when you are slow for me to jump.
  • I'm sorry. Please repeat.
  • My reception is not good. I am not hearing.
  • Should I shout louder to you?
  • I am pushing the correct button. Yes?

FY Street 12

  • Get off.
  • Hey! Taxi!
  • Hey!
  • Leave me alone, you asshole!
  • Who do you think you are, asshole?
  • Can I get a small fourteen with fruit, please?
  • Hey! What are you doing?
  • But my friends are inside already. You gotta let me in.
  • Get off the stage.
  • Hi.
  • Nobody talks to me like that.
  • You suck.
  • I don't believe this shit.
  • I can't wait to get inside.
  • Get the fuck off me!
  • He's got a gun!
  • Here ya go, honey.
  • Gun! He's got a gun!
  • What the-? I don't believe this.
  • You can't just drive into people on the street.
  • It's over, okay? Over.
  • I'm getting out, okay? Get off me.
  • Okay, okay. I'm going already.
  • Watch where the fuck you're going.
  • What the fuck?
  • I just can't believe you anymore. I can't.
  • Don't hit me!
  • Watch where the fuck you're going.
  • Sure. You can have this.
  • You are fucking nuts.
  • You're such an asshole.
  • What the fuck you doing?
  • Yes.
  • What's up with you?
  • Quick! That guy's got a gun!
  • You bastard!
  • I think he's over there somewhere.
  • Slow down now.
  • Get me a no go and a goji juice.
  • He's there! There!
  • Here. Take this.
  • Get off my wheels!
  • Thanks for the ride.
  • Oh yes.
  • Ah shit!
  • No way, mister. Get the fuck out of here.
  • I hope you rot in hell.
  • Okay. Fast as you can, please.
  • Can I just have a salad? Hold the dressing.
  • Ahh. That's my cab.
  • What's your God damn problem?
  • It's gonna be an amazing night. I can tell.
  • Here ya go, honey. Take care.
  • Seriously? I don't wanna see you ever again.
  • Look out!
  • My fucking car!
  • No.
  • Run away, he's holding a gun!
  • Haven't you got anything better to do than hassle me?
  • How long are we gonna have to wait out here?
  • I want a no go in lime, please.
  • Hey. Get to the back.
  • Hi. Can I have a number two, please?
  • I know you're lying to me. I know it.
  • No.
  • Later.
  • Oh my God, help me!
  • Bye.
  • No.
  • Uh huh. I saw the cab first.
  • Get your fucking hands off me!
  • Wait your God damned turn.
  • Don't worry, we'll get in fine.
  • Hey. It's my birthday. My party's going on inside and I'm out here.
  • Are you crazy? I think you just hit somebody.
  • Get out of the road!
  • Move your ass, sugar.
  • What are you waiting for, huh?
  • Hurry it up, huh?
  • Come on!
  • Hey! Hurry it up a little, huh?
  • What the fuck's going on?
  • Wake up!
  • Hurry it up.
  • Hey!
  • Whoa!
  • Watch it.
  • Easy.
  • Careful.
  • Do you know where I can play ball near here?
  • Oh I'm sorry. I don't know that one.
  • Asshole!
  • Crazy fool.
  • You asswipe.
  • I hope you die.
  • Idiot.
  • Pardon me, honey.
  • Excuse me, sugar.
  • Yeah! Come on!
  • Yeah! In the face.
  • You're going down.
  • Yeah!
  • Get him!
  • Get out of my way!
  • Help!
  • Help! Let me through!
  • Get the fuck away from me!
  • Leave me alone.
  • Get the fuck off me.
  • I ain't following you.
  • My car just got jacked, you gotta help me.
  • You couldn't handle me, sugar.
  • Nobody talks to me like that.
  • Who do you think you are, asshole?
  • Girl, you'da died if you saw the price tag. Oh Lord.
  • I just got the most gorgeous shoes you've ever seen.
  • You know my little blue dress? Uh huh. Exactly that color.
  • Have you seen the new Derriere bag? Oh my God.
  • You gotta see their new line, babe. I swear.
  • Hey, Sharonda.
  • See ya later, sugar.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yep.
  • Yes.
  • I know.
  • Sure.
  • Oh yeah.
  • Okay.
  • He went up there somewhere.
  • Police. Help me. I can hear gunshots.
  • Send help fast, they're shooting each other!
  • Help. They're shooting people, I swear it.
  • Shit.
  • Where am I?
  • Shit.
  • What's going on?
  • Shit.
  • Ah! Help! My leg!
  • Eew. Gross.
  • What's going on?
  • Shit.
  • Thanks.
  • Oh thanks.
  • Thanks a lot.
  • I'll do anything. Please let me out.
  • Let me out. I won't tell anybody.
  • Let me go. I'll stay quiet, I swear.
  • Where are you taking me?
  • Just don't hurt me, okay?
  • Say that again, honey. I can't hear you properly.
  • Did I hear you right?
  • What did you say?
  • Can you speak up a bit?

FY Street 30

  • Waiter, can you please send this back? It needs more talent.
  • Hello.
  • Are you tripping?
  • Oh yeah. Pick on the dyke. So easy.
  • I'll try that.
  • Hey. You gotta get out.
  • Is the entertainment coming on after you?
  • Hi.
  • I wonder why you're singling me out? Hmm.
  • Are you high on crack?
  • Hey. You ever heard of rehearsal?
  • My car!
  • Calm down, man.
  • Out of my face.
  • That gun is huge!
  • That felt expensive.
  • What the hell is going on?
  • What the fuck?
  • Damn it!
  • What's your damn problem?
  • Holy smokes.
  • Yes.
  • Shit!
  • Go away, you psycho.
  • Are you nuts or something?
  • I saw him over there!
  • He's over there!
  • Holy shit!
  • Yes.
  • Now that sucked.
  • Will you get out of here, please?
  • What's your damage?
  • One of those, please.
  • Get away from me.
  • Come back here, you freak!
  • I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • No.
  • I hate guns.
  • What is the beef you people have with us?
  • Number five, please.
  • Will you just fuck off?
  • No, thanks. I don't do drugs.
  • Goodbye.
  • Bye.
  • No.
  • Get off me!
  • Just go fuck yourself, okay?
  • Time to visit the optician, asshole.
  • What? You trying to kill everyone?
  • You road pig.
  • Hey! Coffee break is over.
  • Don't miss your tea time.
  • I know. Decisions, decisions.
  • Come on, there's a Candybox waiting for you on the other side.
  • Any time today.
  • Don't any of you have jobs you need to get to?
  • Nothing like a brisk drive in Liberty City.
  • I would love to do some driving soon, okay people?
  • Hey! Let's go already!
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry.
  • Pardon me.
  • Oops.
  • My fault.
  • Oh, sorry. I've never heard of that place.
  • Whoa!
  • Yikes!
  • Hey!
  • Cool it!
  • Look out!
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry.
  • You had to push it, didn't you?
  • You want a fight, you got one.
  • You aren't going to be happy unless I knock you cold, huh?
  • Don't blame me when you wake up in the hospital.
  • You asked for this.
  • I'm so gonna teach you a lesson.
  • Let's go!
  • Don't pull your punches.
  • They need a lesson!
  • More! More!
  • Don't stop!
  • I see you there so you can just leave now.
  • I know you're there so piss off, okay?
  • You are the worst stalker ever. You should go home in shame.
  • No, I haven't been following anybody today.
  • Ever heard of deodorant?
  • How about you finding a job?
  • They forget to pick up the garbage today, I guess.
  • Get your smell armpits outta here.
  • Police. I can't believe but I've been jacked.
  • You are one sick dude.
  • So, you think stealing from girls is easy?
  • You picked the wrong girl!
  • Give me my damn ride back!
  • I could eat you for dinner and not the way you think.
  • You're not half the man I am.
  • My little pinky is more man than you.
  • I knew by the fragrence it was going to be good.
  • The best weed comes from British Columbia.
  • I buy my stash from this guy in Bohan.
  • I'm a little old to still be using bongs.
  • The best thing about home delivery is that is that it's harder to get caught.
  • Yello?
  • See you tonight, sicko.
  • Uh huh.
  • Sure.
  • Yeah, got that right.
  • Mhm.
  • Wow!
  • Whoa!
  • Cool!
  • Nice!
  • I saw him go up there!
  • He's up there!
  • You... you saved my life.
  • Shit.
  • Aw, damnation.
  • Fuck!
  • Ah! Somebody shot my leg!
  • Ah, my leg's been shot!
  • Don't honk! It's illegal!
  • Shut that thing up!
  • Yeah, we all know you think honking's gonna make us move.
  • Oh, man....
  • Whoa!
  • What's going on now?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Cheers.
  • Get me outta here!
  • This is so messed up.
  • You are one sick dude.
  • What is your problem?
  • Get out now and I won't call the police.

FY Street 34

  • Loser!
  • Taxi!
  • What's shaking?
  • Don't touch me!
  • Okay, okay.
  • Mmm, I need me one of those.
  • Hey, who are you? Get out!
  • You have got to be kidding me.
  • This sucks.
  • How are ya?
  • Don't yell at me.
  • Get off, asshole!
  • Get off the stage, poo face.
  • Oh my head, man.
  • Look at all these dweebs.
  • Oh, you bastard!
  • Maniac!
  • No way.
  • Not again. This sucks.
  • Do you even care you hit someone?
  • Talk to the hand. I'm done.
  • You notice that grandmas always smoke menthol? Weird.
  • No fucking way.
  • Stop it!
  • Don't point that at me, prick.
  • You expect me to believe this shit?
  • Don't mess with me. Get off.
  • Holy crap. What was that?
  • F this and F you. I'm outta here.
  • What do you mean my credit card's invalid?
  • Somebody stop that prick!
  • Ah, hell!
  • Yeah. Awesome.
  • What did you say? I didn't catch that.
  • Just feed that chocolate martini right into my arm like an IV.
  • You asshole.
  • Uh!
  • No one fucking saw that?
  • He's there.
  • I should not be in here.
  • Go easy on the tonic. Okay?
  • This cigarette is my breakfast and lunch.
  • Over there. Look.
  • Fuck.
  • What are you doing?
  • Okay. Thank you.
  • Fuck yeah.
  • You see what you did?
  • Get the fuck out or I start screaming.
  • How dare you!
  • Well, times a wasting, sailor.
  • Let me get that one, sailor.
  • Uh uh. This one's mine.
  • Jezz. Get that PMS under control.
  • I totally have to pee.
  • Enough. I'm outta here.
  • Hey!
  • Hey! That's my car!
  • No way.
  • Get away from me.
  • Yeah yeah.
  • This better be cool.
  • I need a buttery nipple. On the rocks.
  • Hey. Get back in line.
  • Let me get a number two.
  • That's the truth.
  • Dude, you're digging yourself deep.
  • Sit and spin, fucktard.
  • Does your mother know where you are?
  • Yeah. Bye.
  • Help! I've been robbed!
  • Can't wait 'til this day ends.
  • See ya.
  • Hell no.
  • You can say that again.
  • Excuse me. You see me here, right?
  • Get the fuck off me, pig!
  • You think he'll be in there?
  • Kiss my ass, cupcake.
  • Hell no.
  • What happened to the sale? It says "on sale".
  • You just hit them.
  • Hey. You want me to light a fire under that ass?
  • Great. Take a nap in the middle of the street why don't ya?
  • Wake up!
  • Hello?
  • I don't have time for this.
  • Let's go!
  • What are you waiting for?
  • Move it.
  • I don't have all day. Come on.
  • Patience is not my fucking virtue.
  • Hitting a girl. That's great.
  • You know. That wasn't necessary.
  • Watch it.
  • What are you doing?
  • Hey.
  • Look where you're going.
  • Got me.
  • Whoa!
  • Shit!
  • Hey!
  • Watch out!
  • Dick.
  • Coming through.
  • Excuse me.
  • I'm more punk than you.
  • Douchebag.
  • You disgust me.
  • Come on!
  • Fuck him up.
  • Wow. They're going at it.
  • Damn.
  • Kill him!
  • Ooh. A little ultraviolence.
  • Dickface.
  • I'll be back, douche.
  • Yeah yeah. Whatever, asshole.
  • Screw you.
  • Motherfucker.
  • Me? Follow you? Don't make me laugh.
  • You kidding me?
  • 911. Some asshole threw me out of my car.
  • Wow. That pickup line was simply puke-tastic.
  • Oh that's so sweet. Fuck you very much.
  • You can't handle me.
  • Oh my God. You can see her whole skeleton. It's disgusting.
  • I don't have time for her. I'm in boyfriend hell right now.
  • Don't even talk to me about that wank whore.
  • They belong together.
  • Well, you tell her I'll be waiting.
  • Hey there.
  • Later.
  • Uh huh.
  • Sure. Yeah.
  • But?
  • No way.
  • What?
  • Uh.
  • Come on.
  • Huh?
  • Up there!
  • Right up there. See?
  • Holy shit.
  • This can't be happening.
  • Where am I?
  • Fuck.
  • Holy shit.
  • Oh, this is gonna be gross.
  • Hey. This is alright.
  • Oh, look at this thing. Gag me with a spoon.
  • Ah! My leg!
  • Oh God it hurts!
  • Ah, gross.
  • This can't be happening!
  • Someone pinch me 'cause I wanna wake up!
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Hey. You're the best.
  • What do you want from me?
  • Let me out, man.
  • No, no, no. Fuck this.
  • Stop the car or I'll kick your face in.
  • Stop right now.
  • Speak up.
  • What's that?
  • This thing is really annoying.
  • Wait. You're not coming in.
  • Once more. Just louder.

FY Tourist 1

  • Taxi.
  • Help!
  • Golly. You police in this town are unbelievable.
  • Hey. Can I have one of those but large, please?
  • Who are you? Get out!
  • Why, hello.
  • You know, police don't get away with kind of thing in Ohio.
  • Help! Get off! Get off!
  • What the F was that? Excuse my French.
  • Get off!
  • Put that gun down.
  • It's just like in the movies.
  • Somebody keep me from dying.
  • I think we've been hit.
  • You're insane.
  • That's amazing. Wait until I tell the girls at church.
  • Isn't that amazing?
  • Okay. Fine. Take it.
  • Oh my. Oh my, you hit someone.
  • Go away, please. Go away.
  • Isn't that just too much for words?
  • Don't touch me inappropriately.
  • This city is insane and you are the maddest person in it.
  • Can I have this, please?
  • I come to Liberty City for one day and get robbed.
  • Oh my Gosh.
  • Oh my. No, no, that's not very kind.
  • Wow. Will you take a look at that?
  • You're revolting.
  • I'm innocent. Don't shoot.
  • I pray for your soul!
  • We don't get those in Ohio.
  • You're a lunatic.
  • Well, okay.
  • Get off! Leave us alone!
  • We got here. Thank you.
  • Oh my. Yes, please.
  • Oh, I wanna go back to Ohio.
  • Oh my Gosh! Get the F out of here!
  • Can you hurry up, please, mister?
  • I'll have two number thirteen. Both extra large.
  • Excuse me. This is my cab.
  • Golly Gosh. What has gotten into you?
  • Here ya go.
  • He's trying to kill me.
  • I cannot believe that just happened.
  • He's trying to murder me.
  • You are a mean person.
  • Listen, I gotta go. This town scares me to death.
  • I'd like a number forty-seven, very large, extra mayo and a diet Sprunk.
  • Um, I'm high on life thank you very much.
  • I've been robbed. And I'm from Ohio.
  • I hope you burn in Hell.
  • Hey, honey. It's me.
  • No. Thank you kindly.
  • No, no, no, no, no. This is my cab.
  • Oh my Gosh. Oh my Gosh.
  • Can I pay now?
  • I think you killed that person.
  • Hey. Cross the street.
  • Please, get out of the street.
  • Can you move, please?
  • You're holding up traffic. Please.
  • Can you move, please?
  • Come on. Can you move?
  • Would somebody make them move?
  • This is really not fun.
  • Please move. Please.
  • Don't you have any manners? You hit me.
  • That man bumped into me. You know, you pushed me, you pig.
  • That man just pushed me and felt my bottom.
  • Excuse me. Have you heard of Pastor Mike's place? Which way is it?
  • Oh, I'm sorry. I'm from Ohio.
  • Someone call the police!
  • He tried to kill me!
  • He attacked me.
  • Help, please.
  • I'm being molested.
  • He tried to interfere with me.
  • I need help.
  • Oh my Golly!
  • They were trying to kill me.
  • Of course I'm not following you.
  • Hello, 911. I've just been carjacked. I need help, now.
  • I hope you burn in Hell. In Hell.
  • You're disgusting. And that's harassment.
  • You're kidding me?
  • But I thought he went to rehab because he didn't like men?
  • I cannot wait to tell the girls at church that.
  • Well I heard he was caught cruising.
  • Not him. I thought he was happily married?
  • Hello.
  • Mmm hmm mmm.
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on.
  • Nah, I'm listening.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah, yeah.
  • Oh, sure.
  • No. No way.
  • Really?
  • Hey, I'm sorry. Would you take a photo?
  • Excuse me. Forgive me. But would you mind taking a photo?
  • Could you possibly take a picture for me?
  • Hello, police. I can hear guns.
  • Police. I can hear guns being fired.
  • Oh, you saved my life. You're incredible.
  • What the F? Pardon my French.
  • Oh, damn. I nearly swore.
  • Oh no.
  • Please! No!
  • Look at that.
  • I wonder if that's really my style.
  • Yuck. I stepped in something horrible.
  • What the F?
  • Oh, Golly Gosh.
  • Why thank you.
  • Uh. That's so kind. Thank you.
  • Let me outta here.
  • I pray for you. I pray for you.
  • Please let me go. Please.
  • Help me!
  • Oh my Gosh!

FY Vilbo 1

  • I am not drunk enough for this shit.
  • Taxi!
  • What are you doing?
  • Pigs! Oh, did I just say that?
  • Can I get that to-go?
  • Get out or I'll call my boyfriend.
  • Gag. Vomit. Wretch.
  • Hey there.
  • I thought this was Brit Pop night.
  • Ow! My nose.
  • They want a saint but with a cowboy mouth.
  • Get off me!
  • Shoot them, not me.
  • Maniac on the loose.
  • Derrick's gonna like this.
  • Derrick is so gonna kill me.
  • Hello? You just, like, killed that person.
  • Ah. Tell it to that bartender, you cheat.
  • Menthol's like shards of crystal going down your throat.
  • Am I on hidden camera?
  • You got the wrong girl.
  • Your love is like a hollow hole of hollowness.
  • I have a boyfriend. A big boyfriend.
  • You are not taking me to your torture chamber.
  • They took my boyfriend's car.
  • You stupid idiot.
  • Green tea. Try it.
  • Help!
  • Fucking dingleberry.
  • This is a joke, right?
  • You have that beer that poor people drink?
  • I'm quitting tomorrow.
  • Here ya go, smelly man.
  • Ah! Terrorists!
  • Smell ya later, cab guy.
  • Yes, please.
  • Did I do that?
  • Get the hell out of here, wacko.
  • Throw out my purse.
  • I'm totally late for my boyfriend's show.
  • Can you take out the mustard and put in pickle juice?
  • Losers weepers.
  • Okay. Someone's depressed.
  • He's a total nerd and I love him.
  • Don't spend it all in one place.
  • Enough. I can't even look at you.
  • Oh. He's got a gun. A real one.
  • Just don't hurt me, okay?
  • No!
  • I'm to cute to arrest.
  • I'm in a experimental play. I'm a penguin with AIDS.
  • Do I have to tip you?
  • Can I get a diet Sprunk?
  • New topic, please.
  • I totally saw you with that bartender!
  • Like I'd ever buy from you.
  • Ma, they took my stuff.
  • I don't smoke. Well, that's what I tell Derrick.
  • Hey, bitch. How you doing?
  • Don't get me started about that.
  • Uhh... thanks, but no.
  • That's what you always say.
  • Don't mess with me.
  • Help!
  • Aw. Shopping therapy.
  • Stop staring at me and drive.
  • Dude, watch where you're going.
  • Hello? Are you sleepwalking?
  • Look at this spaz.
  • Oh my God. There's a total psycho in the road.
  • Can we move this century?
  • Oh, boring.
  • Totally missing Angel in the Night.
  • Such a waste of my time.
  • Excuse me.
  • Uh, hello?
  • Uh, apology accepted, Professor Dickwad.
  • Uh, I just moved here.
  • You're like mumbling. I can't hear you.
  • Ah!
  • Watch out!
  • No!
  • Woo-hoo!
  • Alright!
  • Yeah! Go!
  • Scumbag.
  • Eat me.
  • I'm getting my boyfriend.
  • Yeah, you wish I was your stalker. God.
  • Wow, you look like a total cave troll.
  • Eww. Smelly man smells.
  • Are you really poor or just slumming it?
  • Police, they took my boyfriend's car.
  • Hey, sailor.
  • Wow, you totally look like the lead singer of Razor Nuts.
  • You're ugly. That's hot.
  • Yeah. Real original.
  • Yes, I know I'm hot.
  • Damn Daylight Savings. Gets me every time.
  • Yes, he likes me. Everybody likes me.
  • No, he's not in love with my cousin.
  • Yeah, he lives around the corner. Like two blocks.
  • Well, he's kinda cute. He looks like Liam. No, Noel.
  • In another life. When we're cats.
  • Bitch, it's been too long.
  • See ya.
  • Mhm.
  • What?
  • Uh huh.
  • Mmm.
  • Uh...
  • Police. I see terrorists. EVerywhere.
  • Help. Police. People are shooting guns.
  • Holy moly!
  • Did I like, die? Oh, that's hot.
  • Ah. Fuck.
  • Finally some action in this town!
  • Now that was crazy.
  • Oh, that looks nice.
  • I'll have Derrick buy me that. Twice.
  • Eew!
  • Holy moly!
  • Whoa. Summer camp flashback.
  • Umm. Thanks, I guess.
  • You're not gonna like, do me, are you?
  • Don't kill me, Mr. Terrorist.
  • What did you do to my friend?
  • You are being way too intense.

FY Waitress

  • Yeah.
  • Yeah?
  • And the check. Yes, please?
  • My God! It is a crazy person! Run!
  • Help! A gun! He points a gun at me!
  • Alright, just don't hurt me.
  • Here is. I hoping you are enjoying.
  • ??? Attention. He has gun.
  • Your check. It was, how you are saying, satisfactory, yes?
  • You are a madman! Please leave me alone!
  • Please get away from me! Help!
  • Ahh! Swine!
  • Ah! You fight like a children.
  • Okay, now we party.
  • What have you calling me? Huh?
  • I will fight you hard, yes?
  • My God. They fight like a animal.
  • Stop! Stop! Ah!
  • I must run from this crazy people.
  • Stop this madness! You win. I go now.
  • You are wanting the sex with me? No thank you. Goodbye.
  • I not have sex with, how you say, "strangers"? Yeah? Nein?
  • Ah, schizer.
  • German
  • German What is happening?
  • Thank you.
  • Danke.

MM Alcoholic

  • What? You saving up for plastic surgery?
  • Look who it is.
  • Licky my hairy ass.
  • What are those watcha ma call its?
  • Get outta here, the lot of you.
  • How are you?
  • At least I got a degree, bitch.
  • You never been down on your luck?
  • That bitch put out a hit on me.
  • Interested in buying my ex-wife's jewelry? Might as well make some money outta the bitch. Ha ha ha ha.
  • Give me a fucking break.
  • The bastard's got a gun!
  • It's so fucking hard bumming cigarretes these days.
  • I seem to have misplaced my wallet. Can you help me out?
  • Arrest me. See if I give a shit.
  • I'll swap you a smile for a dollar.
  • Run for your lives!
  • Why don't you try walking in my shoe?
  • What are you picking on me for?
  • Looky looky. There he is.
  • Always chasing that first high.
  • That's the bastard. I see him.
  • Hey. How much you give me for all my clothes?
  • Why the fuck not?
  • Got any spare change?
  • The party's over, buddy. Fuck off.
  • You think your shit don't stink?
  • Give me that thing. I'll pay you tomorrow.
  • Somebody's got it in for me.
  • Hey, you. You wanna buy some cheese?
  • Go on. Do it. You haven't got the balls.
  • I don't have to take your shit.
  • I have no idea what you're saying.
  • Why don't you suck my dick?
  • What do you think I am, some kind of bum?
  • Later alligator.
  • A few coins for the starving children in Africa.
  • Chain smoking always give my day some structure.
  • You're not making any sense.
  • Until the next time.
  • Get outta here.
  • Speak English, will ya?
  • Spare a dollar? I'm trying to get back to the office.
  • You look like someone who's into sick porn. DVD's going real cheap.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • Wanna buy a bag of peanuts for a dollar? I've been keeping them warm.
  • Can you lend me a couple of dollars?
  • Look at you in the fancy shoes.
  • Is this about the restraining order?
  • I wanna speak to my lawyer.
  • Can today get any worse?
  • She'll leave ya. They all do.
  • That slut ruined my life.
  • How could she do it with my best friend?
  • I'm gonna die alone.
  • Listen to fuckin Aristotle over heere.
  • Do you ever shut up?
  • Don't start thinking we're friends.
  • So I soil myself from time to time. No big deal.
  • A bottle of mouth wash and I'm ready to start the day.
  • I vote we get naked this afternoon.
  • We're all trying to get somewhere, my friend. We're all trying to get somewhere.
  • Fuck you!
  • Whoa!
  • Idiot!
  • Ah, that's what I'm talking about.
  • That hits the spot.
  • Just a few sips to take the edge off.
  • Why did she leave me?
  • Ah. The golden ticket.
  • Feel the burn.
  • Surrounded by parasites.
  • Who are these people?
  • I'm gonna knock both of you out!
  • Hold still, will ya?
  • You're playing with the big boys now.
  • I'm in the fucking zone.
  • You're a slippery one, aren't you?
  • Look what you did to my tie.
  • Who started this anyways?
  • Think you're some kind of hotshot, don't ya?
  • Let me have a go.
  • I hope I remember this.
  • Who needs a fucking TV?
  • Let's have it. I'll take you all on.
  • Uh. Somebody forget the deodorant.
  • Fuck this. I gotta get back to the office.
  • Shit. I really need to get some new shoes.
  • Don't think you've seen the last of me, asshole.
  • Get outta my face, you ugly bastard.
  • Hey, Mr. Monobrow. Go hassle somebody else.
  • You think I don't know your game? Fuck off outta here.
  • You kidding? I'm just focused on stay up right.
  • There's the motherfucker.
  • Up there. You see him?
  • Where is this? What did you do with my shoe?
  • Shit a brick.
  • The end is near for me, I know it!
  • One disaster after another!
  • Ahhh!
  • Fuck. What was that?
  • Hey. What's with all the noise?
  • I'm gonna ram that hucking forn up your ass.
  • Well that's just fucking typical.
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • Fuck! Where am I?
  • You're a nice lady.
  • Thank you very much.
  • I'm gonna vomit.
  • I feel dizzy.
  • I'm all outta cash, buddy.
  • Don't think you're gonna get a tip.
  • Where are we going?
  • Watch it, you fucking moron.
  • Open your fucking eyes.

MM Armoured

  • If I wanted to hear an asshole, I would've farted.
  • Son of a bitch.
  • What's good, doggie?
  • Who the fuck is you?
  • You're talking just to hear yourself talk.
  • Give me a couple of those things.
  • Get your sugar ass outta here.
  • This is the worst shit I've ever seen.
  • What up?
  • Don't let your mouth write a check it can't cash.
  • Suck my big black nuts.
  • If I wanted to get depressed, I'd stay home with my wife.
  • You don't have to do this, homeboy.
  • This crazy motherfucker gonna light me up.
  • Fuck. This fool's about to lace my ass.
  • That'll get your wick split.
  • I'll kick a bone outta your ass.
  • That'll get your wick split.
  • I'm about to punsh your ass.
  • Oh my God.
  • Right over there.
  • Over there.
  • I wouldn't do that, homeboy.
  • Yeah.
  • Get the fuck out my spot.
  • It's about to get ugly right here.
  • That looks good. One of those.
  • Watch out. He's about to hit my ass up.
  • Fuck you and your hushback momma.
  • Help. He's got the thing on him.
  • I got nothing but love for the LCPD.
  • There he is.
  • Are you going to explain this to my wife?
  • Number seven, please.
  • Suck my big black nuts.
  • That shit ruined my life.
  • Stay up, dog.
  • See ya.
  • Nah.
  • I wouldn't do that, homeboy.
  • Fuck you and your hushback momma.
  • Did you get your license out of a cereal box?
  • Where you learn to drive?
  • Hey, dumbass. Stop driving drunk.
  • Get your big ass head out the road.
  • I thought only junkies slept standing up.
  • Don't make me steel on you, motherfucker.
  • I'm five seconds off your ass.
  • Move!
  • You're slower than a car wash on a rainy day.
  • Why you pick now to get stupid on me?
  • Let's get this moving.
  • What kind of shit are you on?
  • You gonna make me try that chin.
  • Don't think I won't slap that jaw.
  • Dog, chill.
  • Oh. You wanna step to me?
  • Yo, you got beef with me or something?
  • Do I look like I give a shit?
  • Fuck.
  • Watch it, dog.
  • Damn, homeboy.
  • Stop playing.
  • Aw, shit.
  • Excuse me.
  • Sliding by.
  • You don't wanna fuck with me.
  • Knuckle up, punk. We about to do this.
  • You don't have it in you, punk.
  • You know I got serious hand skills.
  • Who's the motherfucking man?
  • What you gonna do? Jack shit.
  • You on me like stink on shit.
  • Get your funky ass away from me.
  • Stop sweating me, fucking psycho.
  • You bugging. That ain't my style.
  • Yoke me? Expect to get you, motherfucker.
  • It's my time now. Feel me?
  • Looks like you're shit outta luck.
  • Up there.
  • Right up there.
  • There he is. Right up there.
  • I don't give up the ghost that easy.
  • Fuck.
  • Can you believe that shit?
  • Where's the crooked as cops when you need them?
  • Ah! I been hit!
  • You hit my fucking artery.
  • Honk again. I'll break my foot off in your ass.
  • Honk again. See what happens to you.
  • One more honk and I'm gonna slap fire in your ass.
  • Aw. Nasty ass shit.
  • I about near shitted myself.
  • What the fuck was that?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Pull over. You don't need me, dog.
  • I'll give you this ounce if you let me bounce.
  • I'm mad cool with Russians. My boss is Russian.
  • Let me out, dog. Please.
  • You don't have to do this, homeboy.
  • Hold the fuck up. I just rolled up.
  • Can't you get me one of those big guns, man?
  • I work my shift. Not one minute more.

MM BusDriver

  • ???
  • Easy now.
  • ???
  • Babylon always want break up the rasta, man.
  • Best you just get I an I a little number three.
  • Nah, man. You can't be coming in here like that.
  • ???
  • Where ya goin'?
  • No trace of Babylon can break I.
  • Nah, man. Sit back on your ???
  • Stop with your badness, seen?
  • Help I an I.
  • I an I suffering diabetes, seen?
  • Ease up.
  • What are ya doing?
  • Set me up. Set me up.
  • Ya dumb lager head bug.
  • Nah, make me vex, man.
  • Yes, I.
  • Ya know there's a trace of I an I.
  • ???
  • I an I sees that hot step ???
  • ???
  • Rhaatid.
  • Left me now.
  • Yeah, man.
  • Get out me gate, you damn batty man.
  • I an I in big trouble.
  • Make I an I a number thirteen.
  • True. Ras clots a vex me.
  • Easy now, bad boy.
  • Nah, man.
  • Him a crazy boy.
  • Go on. Go mass beast.
  • ???
  • True.
  • Get I an I a number eight, seen?
  • I an I know want no dibby dibby shit.
  • Lickle more.
  • Him box me. Help I an I.
  • Later.
  • Nah.
  • Dog!
  • Go on. Get yourself out de road.
  • Go on, man.
  • Go on. No just stand there, man.
  • Ah. What you stopping at, eh?
  • Go on bout your business.
  • It's all coked up. Yeah.
  • Let's go.
  • Go on. Move yourself.
  • Go on. You're shaking up me schedule.
  • Sucka.
  • Easy now.
  • ???
  • Flex, boy.
  • Step back, boy.
  • Cha. Watch out.
  • Nah, man. I an I don't know that one.
  • Ras clot!
  • Bumba clot!
  • Batty clot.
  • Dat fuckery, man.
  • Ras.
  • Move now.
  • Sorry.
  • Watch out.
  • ???
  • Me no want no trouble.
  • Me gotta shake out.
  • Him can't deading I an I.
  • Nah box me, man.
  • Cha. Nah, man. I an I nah follow.
  • Him teeth ma car.
  • Him up there so.
  • Me seen them gwan up there so.
  • Him reaching up ja.
  • ???
  • Rhaatid.
  • Ja is the most I.
  • Ras!
  • ???
  • Everyting crash.
  • Ah! Bloodclot!
  • Ow! Him shot me inna me leg.
  • I an I gots to get them eyes seen too.
  • ???
  • Rhaatid.
  • Thanks.
  • ???
  • Thanks, man.
  • Why ya not let I an I out, seen?
  • Let I an I out ???
  • Why ya not let I an I out, so?
  • You want I an I feel me coochie?
  • Wha! You gwan kill I an I!
  • Yes, masta. Me heading back a terminal.
  • Boss. I an I already outta me route.
  • I an I got another three hours a go.
  • Yes, sir. Me come a see you when me gets to terminal.

MM Business 2

  • Boring.
  • Hey Taxi!
  • No. Let me get my briefcase.
  • I won't be a problem, officer.
  • That looks good. I'll take it.
  • This is private property. Fuck off.
  • You suck.
  • Hi.
  • Be gentle with me.
  • Get off the stage.
  • Hey! You're paying for that!
  • Please. I'm on my last chance.
  • Ahh!
  • No! No!
  • Credit cards are like free money.
  • Watch it.
  • Please, stop.
  • These are coffin nails. Just coffin nails.
  • I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Just relax.
  • Did that just happen?
  • Police. Somebody. Stop him.
  • No, don't. This is my bosses car.
  • It isn't worth it.
  • You motherfucker! I'll grind you to dust!
  • No. I just had this painted.
  • I use to be a respected man.
  • I'm not quite ready to pay for it yet.
  • Please don't kill me.
  • Be careful, that's a company vehicle!
  • Please, don't kill anyone.
  • I always wonder what cab drivers are saying on the phone.
  • You're just not making sense.
  • You'll do the same for me one day.
  • Stop! They'll make me pay for that!
  • Yeah.
  • Are you blind?
  • Get out. This is my "me" time.
  • I'm in a rush. My job's at stake.
  • Whatever's the most expensive.
  • I really need this cab.
  • That's right. Kick me while I'm down.
  • This is it. Sorry.
  • Help! He's got a gun!
  • Throw me my briefcase! I need it!
  • Get away from me.
  • Haven't you got criminals to catch?
  • Get me a number two.
  • Can we just start again?
  • Ah, it really sucks.
  • Well I suppose we're here.
  • Go fuck yourself, asshole.
  • Do I look like I buy drugs on the street?
  • Help! I've been mugged!
  • I used to have an office I can smoke in.
  • You're really not my type.
  • I'm calling for Dean. He'll know what's it about.
  • Very, very true.
  • No thanks.
  • I know what you mean.
  • You're blowing this all out of proportion.
  • This cab is my cab. Get your own.
  • No. I have been living in there.
  • It's not like I meant for this to happen.
  • This had better pay for itself somehow.
  • My God, they're hurt.
  • Hey, asshole. Clear the road.
  • Are you trying to get killed?
  • Move it. I'm having a bad day.
  • Move. I have to meet a client.
  • Get out of they way. I'll be late.
  • Please get going. I can't fail again.
  • This isn't happening.
  • Asshole.
  • Hey, get some glasses.
  • Around. Not through.
  • It's all about the Fed.
  • In this economy? You bet.
  • You just gotta sell, sell, sell.
  • I hear the rocky days ahead.
  • Things could be more financially sound.
  • I hear rumors. Not good.
  • I'm looking for a big red office building.
  • Do I look like a map?
  • Holy fuck!
  • No!
  • Ah!
  • Man, that's good.
  • Ah, that's what I needed.
  • Well, quite a kick.
  • I will not be pushed anymore!
  • Take your medicine. Take it!
  • That's it. I'm over the edge!
  • Ahhhh!
  • Anybody taking bets?
  • Fight! Fight! Fight!
  • The knees. Use the knees.
  • I can't get my suit dirty.
  • I'm expected somewhere.
  • We'll have to do this later.
  • Get away from me, you freak.
  • I'm a busy man. I don't follow people.
  • Dean, I'm gonna be late for our meeting.
  • I could sure waste money on you.
  • Nice ass.
  • Ouch. Please tell me you're free later.
  • I... I really think we can leverage this situation.
  • They're just not operating under the correct paradigm.
  • If we can synergize our apartment we can do something exciting here.
  • Dean, Dean, don't kid a kidder.
  • Well, if that's the way you feel...
  • Dean, hi. Glad you called.
  • Listen. Great talking. Gotta go.
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah, well...
  • Yeah, but...
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah, well...
  • Uh huh.
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah.
  • Police. There's gunfire. Come quickly.
  • Police. People are shooting. Help me.
  • Oh no. I don't have insurance.
  • Bullshit.
  • Fuck.
  • Somebody call 911!
  • I shoulda stayed on the farm.
  • I couldn't probably expense that.
  • Well, I do need to project an image.
  • Crap. These are new shoes.
  • Holy fuck.
  • I can't believe it.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Listen, I'll pay you to drop me off.
  • You fucker. You're making me late.
  • Take the car. Take the car, not me.
  • Please. It's just up here on the left.
  • Oh my God. You're a maniac!

MM Chinatown

  • Drink for sexy chicken.
  • Need taxi.
  • Don't thief holy car.
  • I make honest living. Honest.
  • Leave. Go out.
  • Hello.
  • Police! He is robbing.
  • You demon of speed.
  • Wait. Why you stopping?
  • Cousin gave me car.
  • Cannot ??? gunfire.
  • My cousin make best counterfiet.
  • ??? bad for business.
  • ??? Insurance skyrocketed.
  • Wait. You blind?
  • ??? less smoking from ??? high school.
  • You bad driving.
  • Someone call police!
  • You no respecting your elders.
  • Escape!
  • Chinese
  • Who pays for damage now?
  • No. Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Unlucky me.
  • Ha ha. They don't see that?
  • Day job is tough day. Give me a beer.
  • Love good counterfiet smoking.
  • I buy you big sorry flower.
  • From my cousin factory.
  • My car property!
  • Close to win.
  • Thank you, ???
  • Yeah.
  • Unlucky time to drive.
  • Chinese Invade my home?
  • Time for movie.
  • This is mad wind.
  • Go get old taxi.
  • ???
  • Chinese
  • Best Shenghai counterfiet.
  • No thanks.
  • Chinese waving gun.
  • Businessman won't make trouble.
  • Please no mag ???
  • Oh really?
  • Back away now.
  • Defeat in my future.
  • No ??? for me.
  • ??? Counterfiet The best smoking.
  • You don't have ???
  • Wait. I am businessman calling.
  • Of course, friend.
  • Businessman lose.
  • Soon comes victory.
  • Ha ha ha. You're the losing.
  • No.
  • You are right, friend.
  • I buy you sorry present.
  • This my taxi.
  • I need car for business.
  • Sorry my laugh. Please, no angry.
  • I are losing.
  • Fuck off you ???
  • Hey. Why you no play?
  • You want police?
  • Chinese Time is money.
  • You act like road block?
  • Have you lost sight?
  • I should press gas pedal.
  • Is like Hong Kong traffic.
  • I wish I have helicopter now.
  • Bad traffic harmony.
  • Chinese Drive like the wife.
  • Excuse bad manner. Aplogies dear customer.
  • Chinese
  • Ah. So sorry.
  • Direction not my business.
  • Police!
  • Holy chicken.
  • My fist make legend.
  • Boxing businessman.
  • Watch the master killing.
  • Fifty-two years of kung fu.
  • I ain't no punk bunch.
  • Wha. Kung fu.
  • Look at the fist fury.
  • No more follow please.
  • Little monkey stop follow.
  • I walking unique for me.
  • You are useless to world.
  • Bad luck from you begging.
  • Chinese
  • Ooh. Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Do you like sex machine?
  • Time fly like arrow.
  • Waste time, waste money.
  • Shit. I'm late.
  • My cousin always make lucky money.
  • Let me be man in middle of deal.
  • Unlucky gambling last night.
  • Cousin fat while we hungry.
  • Business come first.
  • Chinese
  • Must make money now. Bye bye.
  • Okay. Okay.
  • Chinese
  • Really? Yes, yes.
  • Of course. Yes.
  • Ha ha. Okay.
  • Heavenly medicine. You saved my life.
  • Shit.
  • Bad luck for you.
  • Let me close look.
  • That horn is Chinese
  • Let horn disturb harmony.
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Chinese
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Chinese
  • Let me go! For money! Please!
  • Cousin won't pay ransoms.
  • Keep the cousin. Not me.
  • Captured by Chinese?

MM Doc Scrubs 1

  • How ya doing?
  • Why do I feel stereotyped?
  • Hey, you can't be in here.
  • Hi there.
  • Somebody get help. He's crazy.
  • The shit has hit the fan!
  • I can't hack it. I can't.
  • Sure, why not?
  • You really don't like me, do you?
  • Don't point that thing at me.
  • There he is.
  • Right over there.
  • Not here. Why here?
  • Yes.
  • You better leave.
  • Wow. That's not nice at all.
  • He's got a gun, run!
  • No.
  • He's gonna do it! I saw his eyes!
  • Hey, we're on the same team, officer.
  • That's him, right?
  • Yeah, right.
  • Bye.
  • No, don't. My stuff. I need my stuff.
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • Bloodshed! Bloodshed!
  • Whoa. Slow down there.
  • Hey. Take it easy.
  • Whoops. Sorry.
  • Watch it.
  • What's your hurry, man?
  • You wanna control yourself better.
  • I just can't answer that. I'm sorry.
  • Whoa!
  • Hey!
  • Jesus!
  • Oh my God!
  • You know what? This helps.
  • I'm gonna need more of these.
  • Ah. I could live with dependancy.
  • Oh, man, that's good.
  • Excuse me.
  • Can I get by?
  • I need to protect my hands.
  • I can't stand abrasions.
  • What did I ever do to you?
  • No. I hate blood.
  • I have a feeling I'll be seeing you later.
  • Lay off me.
  • What? What do you mean? Of course not. No.
  • There just isn't a cure for flu. Why won't people just stay home?
  • I wish people would die on other people's shifts.
  • How will I tell them? How will I tell them?
  • He's up there!
  • Right up there!
  • Wow. Nice technique.
  • Dammit.
  • Oh my God. An emergency.
  • I'm a doctor. Oh, dear.
  • No! My femoral artery!
  • Ah! Give me a tourniquet!
  • Yuck. Gross.
  • What the fuck?
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • No, please. I need to start my shift.
  • Why are you taking me? Let me go.
  • I have penicillin in my bag. Take all you need.
  • Oh my God.

MM Crackhead

  • Get off, ya flying pancake.
  • Hey now.
  • Please leave me with my underwear.
  • I need that for something savory.
  • Get out of here.
  • Wowee.
  • The court shall date notify you.
  • You're gonna be naked ya know.
  • You won't ever see that on the news. Ever.
  • I got nothing. I got nothing.
  • Need erasers? I got all kind.
  • You're looking at your own future, my friend.
  • You got the wrong man!
  • He could lose the flippin' wheel.
  • I found this bottle on the curve.
  • Too much!
  • Please help me have some fun.
  • Ready when you are, chef.
  • Ah! My johnson.
  • That's one mad flapjack.
  • Change?
  • The courts will skin you alive.
  • You've obviously never been an addict.
  • That's my line.
  • There he is!
  • You six taste better uptown than downtown.
  • There!
  • Paperclips. I'm your guy for top paperclips.
  • That's one hot motherfucker.
  • Yes, very kindly.
  • That's one for the books.
  • Who's got money?
  • You gotta get away.
  • That was some blast.
  • Oh, sure. Just ride off into the sunset.
  • I need that for something sweet.
  • My time! My car!
  • No more!
  • You want rubber bands? I got the best.
  • There's no time for this.
  • Don't take my clothes.
  • Those burgers are done.
  • The birds have got to fly.
  • I got needs too!
  • Too much skill milk.
  • My overdrive is totally wrecked.
  • Take me to squeezle land.
  • Wow.
  • You will be sued and stripped naked.
  • Nah. My momma doesn't like it.
  • Goodbye until the next fun time.
  • Can someone make a donation, please?
  • People just throw these away half smoked.
  • Nerf.
  • I have errands to run.
  • Not on my dead father's life.
  • Hmm.
  • Can anyone help an old crackhead with his habit?
  • Who wants a magnet? I'm your magnet man.
  • Slow wheels make for the devil.
  • The courts will make you naked.
  • Bye a stapler. Get the staples cheap.
  • I need money, not food. Money.
  • Man, you got beans where your brain's at.
  • Nothing sacred to your head.
  • My greens. I gotta eat my greens.
  • Take me home my good man.
  • To the stables, officer.
  • Get a shovel and dig.
  • Work it. Work it.
  • Don't struggle or you'll never get out.
  • Don't sink.
  • That thing is collecting dust.
  • You're growing mold up there.
  • Hurry up. My chicken's are pink.
  • You're not making any friends with me.
  • Too many gorillas.
  • Giant apes blocking me again.
  • Stop touching me.
  • I don't have any bananas.
  • This isn't pinball.
  • You're insane.
  • You need psychiatric help.
  • Talk like that'll get you de-neutified.
  • When they take your clothes you can't even eat pancakes.
  • Hey, my brother the cop sometimes comes by with cookies.
  • I'm so cold I just want a big fat one.
  • Don't go there or you'll be instatly defraut.
  • Flick!
  • Murder!
  • Meatballs!
  • Ambros yeah.
  • A taste of Heaven.
  • Better than filet mignon.
  • That's my gasoline.
  • High octane love.
  • More. I need more.
  • Excuse.
  • Excuse me.
  • You're gonna be laying my eggs.
  • The courts will strip you naked.
  • He'll keep coming back.
  • That ass of yours is too big.
  • It's body count time.
  • There's more stuff coming.
  • Here comes the free hand.
  • You'll be nice and cool soon.
  • More meat!
  • Take out an insurance policy.
  • Is there a doctor in the house?
  • Take me out to the old game.
  • I wanna see arms removed.
  • That's not my teacup.
  • Nothing in my coffee. Nothing in my coffee.
  • Too scary for words!
  • I see you. The courts shall strip you naked.
  • Do you wanna be defrocked by following me?
  • I see you and I shall see you nude.
  • I'm only following the bread crumbs left by mother earth.
  • I had cereal for breakfast.
  • Begals and jelly don't do it.
  • That is some tall rubber.
  • There's a stain on the dashboard.
  • Total disaster.
  • The dark clouds have burst.
  • Make the squeezles.
  • What's good for the chicken is good for the egg.
  • Some fortune cookies are real.
  • That rig is down.
  • I gotta get what I need. Gimme.
  • There's a time and a place and this is it. Gimme.
  • Take it out. Gimme.
  • Ah!
  • Oh!
  • Up there!
  • He's up there!
  • Magnificent. Magnificent pies.
  • Fuck.
  • Well clog my pipe.
  • That's one big pip cleaner.
  • My leg!
  • He got my leg!
  • Turn that head exploding machine off.
  • You're gonna break my brain with that horn.
  • This looks delicious.
  • We're being invaded!
  • More drama for your momma.
  • Ahh, praise you.
  • The earth is smiling at you.
  • Get the exhaust pipe.
  • The flies are swarming everywhere.
  • My biles are hurting me.
  • You drive like a crazy man.
  • Get this crazy nut away from the dash.
  • That's too close for pancakes.
  • Keep your crapes to yourself.

MM Doctor 1

  • Hey there.
  • Hi.
  • Oh yeah, I'm the bad guy.
  • You've exactly ten seconds to get out of here.
  • Hello.
  • You people have no idea what you're doing to yourselves.
  • Don't shoot!
  • Call the police.
  • Everyone off the streets. This nut's got a firearm.
  • Please. I mean yes, please.
  • Don't come to my ER next time you get fucked up.
  • Get down, everyone. He's got a gun!
  • The person you're looking for is over there.
  • The man you want is over there.
  • Call the LCPD.
  • Yes, please.
  • Get out of here right now.
  • You are so going to get some disease.
  • Somebody arrest this man.
  • No, thank you.
  • Look out. He's armed.
  • Come on. I'm a senior doctor and a consultant.
  • He's over there.
  • You know what? Fuck off.
  • Please. I'm a doctor. I can get the good shit.
  • So long.
  • Help. Police. I've been mugged.
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • Listen, asshole: why don't you go fuck yourself?
  • Lock your doors!
  • So selfish.
  • Watch it.
  • Pardon me, dickhead.
  • Fucking savages.
  • Typical.
  • So thoughtless.
  • No. No idea.
  • Hey.
  • Asshole.
  • Dickhead.
  • Fuckface.
  • Mmm. Mocha choca. My favorite.
  • Bring on the Bean Machine.
  • Oh yeah. Bean Machine.
  • I need this coffee so bad.
  • Excuse me. Coming through.
  • Pardon me.
  • I was Ivy League Tai Chi champ for two years.
  • Eat knuckle, fuckface.
  • You're gonna need insurance after this.
  • ???
  • Losers.
  • Suicidal idiots.
  • Bottom of the barrel moron.
  • The only things following me are uninsured patients.
  • Police, someone took my car.
  • It's more than just trans fat, it's the American way of life that kills you.
  • Liberty City paid my entire med school. That was when we had a middle class.
  • If a practice then was like now, I never would have become a doctor.
  • They use me for target malpractice. Ha ha ha ha.
  • Oh my God. I've got another malpractice suit.
  • The person you want is up there.
  • The man you are looking for is up there.
  • I last saw him up there.
  • Thank you so much.
  • Shit.
  • Oh no. I do not need this.
  • Why do I always have to be the one who finds this shit?
  • Ah! Some jackass just shot my leg.
  • Mmm. My leg's been hit.
  • Not again. Fuck.
  • Holy shit.
  • Thanks.
  • Yeah. Thank you.
  • Please let me go. I have a family.
  • There has to be a better life for you than this.
  • Think about what you're doing.
  • Stop. I'm a senior doctor and a consultant.

MM EE Heavy 1

  • Okay. I'll stop here.
  • This is shit.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • I'd like a number eight, please.
  • Russian
  • YOu are shit.
  • Hello.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Busy day today. Almost time for me to get home. Russian
  • Russian
  • I take you until your money finished, okay?
  • Russian
  • Out of way. He has gun!
  • Hey, what are you trying to do?
  • We arrived.
  • Oh no, I'm fucked. Look at my taxi cab.
  • Go on. Get the fuck away from there.
  • Where I take you?
  • Russian
  • Are you blind, asshole?
  • Hey, what the fuck you do with my car?
  • Oh, get fucked.
  • Russian
  • This a great city, yes?
  • You must get in front taxi not this one.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Long day today. Almost time for a drink, you know.
  • Give back my car, you son of a bitch.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Okay.
  • Clear off. Russian
  • Yeah.
  • What's wrong with you?
  • Russian Out now.
  • That's my car!
  • Get help. I have madman in my taxi cab.
  • Russian
  • Hey. My car.
  • Help. Crazy fucking my taxi cab.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • What are you doing?
  • I don't drive for free, you know.
  • Okay. Hold tight.
  • I go as far as your money last, okay?
  • Okay. I go faster?
  • Okay.
  • A number one, please.
  • Fuck you.
  • No. Go to Hell.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Goodbye.
  • No.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • This is far as I can go. Okay here?
  • You drive like old person.
  • You drive very bad.
  • Russian
  • Come on. I'm in a hurry.
  • You wanna get knocked down?
  • Wrong.
  • Get out of the way.
  • Hurry up.
  • Get on with it.
  • Why you stopping here?
  • Keep moving, asshole.
  • Hey, watch it.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Out of my way.
  • No. I don't know this place.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Look out.
  • Watch out.
  • Now I kick your teeth in.
  • I will kick you in the guts.
  • Come here.
  • You will end up in hospital.
  • Now I make suffer you.
  • You should have run away when you had chance.
  • This better than beer fights back home.
  • You both fighting like old women.
  • Nobody taught you how to fight?
  • No, no, no. You must put whole body behind ???
  • Why are you following me? You want I smash your face in?
  • What do you want? Why you follow me?
  • Russian
  • What? I no follow you. Leave me alone.
  • Get off your ass and make some money. Lazy pig.
  • Why I give you anything? Get lost.
  • Russian
  • I take this back.
  • Get the fuck out of my car.
  • Get the fuck out.
  • You fucking bastard!
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Hello?
  • Russian
  • Uh huh.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Okay.
  • Yup.
  • He up there!
  • Up there!
  • What did you do to me?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Ah fuck!
  • Bastard. You fucking bastard.
  • Hey. We can now hear you. Why don't you shut up, huh?
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Thank you.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Russian Let me out of car, you crazy man.
  • Let me out of car. Russian
  • Ah! What are you doing to me? Let me out of car.
  • Careful.
  • Hey!

MM EE Heavy 2

  • Russian
  • Hello to you.
  • What is the purpose of this?
  • In this country, I have the rights.
  • I miss train. Bring me much.
  • Leaving my place quickly. Leaving.
  • Russian
  • Hey, you are weak on the stage.
  • I kill you.
  • Do not take the car.
  • Please, not to shoot.
  • Keep eyes on road.
  • You must be stopping that.
  • Hey, release me.
  • Russian
  • Mudak.
  • I think yes.
  • Run from here.
  • Go to Hell.
  • Over there you will find him.
  • That is him, no?
  • No. Get gone from there.
  • Yes, yes, please.
  • Russian
  • Get from here. Go, go!
  • He has a gun.
  • Ha. Enjoy the ???
  • Russian
  • Ah.
  • There is nothing you have on me.
  • Over there.
  • Give me eggs. Number seven.
  • Be fucking off.
  • No, I wanna keep my ??? so no.
  • Goodbye.
  • Ivan, how are you doing?
  • Dasvidaniya
  • Nah, thank you.
  • No, no. Stop, stop.
  • Russian
  • You drive like I fuck your mother.
  • Be in control of that, asshole.
  • You should not drink if you cannot handle.
  • Move or I will come from out of here.
  • I'm angry with this delay.
  • Go from the road. Quickly!
  • Clear the way.
  • Get out of the road with that.
  • You make me angry.
  • Hey, watch yourself.
  • Hey, be excusing.
  • More careful with walking, please.
  • Hey, careful there.
  • Hey, more attention there, okay/
  • Watch your butt.
  • That is not familiar to me.
  • Whoa!
  • Hey!
  • Ah!
  • Russian
  • Please excuse.
  • Ah, excuse.
  • Now we will see, huh?
  • Come on then and fight.
  • You will soon regret this.
  • It is long time since good blooding.
  • Russian
  • You will find my fist hurting.
  • Russian
  • Russian
  • Fighting. Fighting. Oh, yes.
  • Yes. Make the blooding.
  • Hey, get back from me.
  • Stop now the pursuit.
  • Do not be following. Not follow.
  • Nah, I walk my own route. Very sorry.
  • Russian
  • Get a job.
  • Stay from me away.
  • Police. Hello?
  • The wrong man you picked I think.
  • And now I'm turning the tables.
  • I remove you from car like baby.
  • You're not strong. Weak like child.
  • My friend, we must help each other. Is it not so?
  • I'm thinking perhaps with your camera, you could film.
  • A fascinating person, don't you think? Looking excellent.
  • Ivan, I need some changing. Something new.
  • The education I cannot do. Fighting I can do.
  • Ivan, it is good you called.
  • It is always good to talk to you, my friend. Russian
  • Uh huh.
  • Yes.
  • I know, but...
  • Let me help.
  • I could do this.
  • Mmm.
  • Okay, but...
  • Okay.
  • Upwards you must look.
  • Ah, he's up there.
  • Up there.
  • You do me a great one. Understand?
  • Russian
  • What happened?
  • Shit. A disaster.
  • Ah! My leg!
  • Ah! No!
  • Hey, there is fining for horn.
  • Quit with that.
  • Stop with the noise.
  • Ooh. The mess.
  • Russian
  • Thank you.
  • Thanks.
  • Remove me or it will not go well for you.
  • I think this you will be regretting.
  • So, they have come for me at last.
  • If you will stop, I will leave. No problem, keep car.

MM Factory 1

  • Ain't this 'bout a bitch?
  • I'm a working taxpayer, officer.
  • Get the fuck out my damn house.
  • Howdy.
  • You done fucked my car up.
  • I just paid this off, bitch.
  • High time to scadaddle.
  • Time to get the fuck out of here.
  • Fool headed. Drive up.
  • Hard work deserve a smoke break.
  • Now look what you done did.
  • Not my car.
  • You got to be kidding me.
  • Punk motherfucker!
  • Aw. Not the ride.
  • Bitch, I got pussy at home.
  • Fuck this.
  • Man, fuck you.
  • I like to take 5A Nine then.
  • You can't do my ride like that.
  • Yeah, sure, okay.
  • My darling car.
  • Get to stepping, trespassing motherfucker.
  • I was on the job.
  • Man, what the hell?
  • I ain't 'bout to get shot.
  • You thieving bastard.
  • Man, I'm too old for that gun stuff.
  • Chill the fuck out, popo.
  • Oh, what in the holy hell?
  • Show you right.
  • Get to stepping, motherfucker.
  • Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
  • I ain't 'bout to pay for no pussy.
  • I heard that, partner.
  • Nah, thanks.
  • You ain't never lied.
  • Girl, I thought we had some trust happening.
  • I'm a working man, bro.
  • See you all jumping to conclusions and shit.
  • Hey, you can kiss my god damn ass.
  • Don't make me hit your dumbass now.
  • I'll run your ass over. Hear?
  • Go on. Move out the damn way.
  • Move yo shit. I got places to be.
  • Ya'll making me late for my shift.
  • Move! Boss gonna have my ass.
  • Damn foreigners. Got no manners.
  • That's considered rude in this country.
  • Respect my space, son.
  • Man, I don't know shit about shit.
  • Damn maniac!
  • The hell's wrong with you.
  • Watch it, ma'fucker.
  • I'm a ring your damn neck.
  • Play time's over, motherfucker.
  • See? Now that's your ass.
  • You 'bout to feel some pain, boy.
  • Ain't got time for yo shit.
  • Told yo ass that's my work car.
  • Don't fuck with my wheels.
  • You a bitch.
  • Don't fuck with a working man.
  • Told you that's my transport.
  • I said I need this for work.
  • I like the way you move, momma.
  • Damn, girl. You got some tad for my pole.
  • Uh huh.
  • Mhm.
  • Uh. Yeah.
  • A'ight then.
  • Heh. I can dig it.
  • Ooh. Thought I was deader than a ma'fucker.
  • Ain't this a bitch?
  • Someone done fucked up.
  • That was cold blooded.
  • All over my brand new work boots.
  • Oh, shit. I needs to get my eyes checked.
  • God damn. That was straight out a movie.
  • Thank you. Much obliged.
  • Hey, man. Let me outta this thing.
  • Why you wanna kidnap me?
  • You can't kidnap no working man.
  • I was just trying to get to work.

MM FatCop 1 Black

  • I pulled you over as your vehicle is in trouble.
  • I pulled you over because your vehicle appears to be damaged.
  • Dispatch, subject is now aboard a boat.
  • Nice piece. You better have a nice license to go with it.
  • Subject is armed!
  • Goon, this is a bad move!
  • You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.
  • God damn it. A car crash. I never see any real action.
  • Police! Hold it right there.
  • I'm a drop this punk now.
  • Alright, cover me, man.
  • You're gonna take a cop car? Is this a God damn joke?
  • Dispatch, subject is escaping by car.
  • You know why I stopped you right? You driving like a crazy person.
  • Whoa. How you know when you having a heart attack?
  • Suspect is armed.
  • This is 12-14 requesting backup.
  • In pursuit of suspect. Suspect has boarded a train.
  • LCPD. Stop what you're doing.
  • Damn it. I was almost on a break.
  • Shit. Suspect is packing heat.
  • Request backup. Repeat, request backup.
  • Fuck, man. Move it or we up in smoke.
  • Can I see some identification, please?
  • Stay where you are! LCPD!
  • I'm gonna have to ask to see some ID.
  • Alright, let's split up. I want this punk.
  • Now listen, I don't wanna use this but I will.
  • You can't do that!
  • Pop this fool. I'm tired of running.
  • You are not fucking with the LCPD.
  • Please put your hands on your head.
  • Dispatch, requesting backup.
  • Cover my ass.
  • Dispatch, subject has boarded a train.
  • I'm so tired of this happening.
  • Jacking a cop? Serious? You ain't in a movie, buddy.
  • Subject has a car.
  • Alright. Anybody hurt?
  • Jesus! What the hell, son?
  • Get back here!
  • Aw shit. That's two vehicles in two months.
  • Subject is carrying a gun.
  • Police. Hold it right there.
  • Your ass is mine, son.
  • Subject is aboard some sort of boat.
  • Alright. Go find some other crime scene, people. We done here.
  • This shit never happens to firefighters.
  • Please place your hands on your head nice and slow.
  • Hey! You've got to pay!
  • My motherfucking car!
  • There could be some trouble here.
  • Can I get a two dozen mix? But no powdered sugar ones. Gets all over the uniform.
  • Stop it. Pay the fare.
  • Yeah. We got this bitch. He's ours.
  • You been stopped for speeding. I'm gonna need to see some documentation.
  • Shit! Not the ride. Not again.
  • Request for immediate air support.
  • I pulled you over due to your reckless driver.
  • Give me a two dozen box. I want six jelly in there then mix it up. And a cola. A diet Coke.
  • Shit. Why does this always happen to me?
  • Alright. You clean this time. Go on now.
  • Alright. Split up. We'll get him.
  • I take it you know you were over the speed limit?
  • We need N.O.O.S.E. in here now!
  • Shit! This is outta control! We need backup now!
  • Shit, son. The chief ain't gonna be happy.
  • Police here. Somebody call?
  • Cover me.
  • Somebody here dial 911?
  • Dispatch, subject has gone into the subway.
  • Hold up. I ain't exactly an athlete here.
  • Come on now. You know we gotta move you.
  • Hey!
  • Alright. My mistake. Be on your way.
  • I'm thinking I might need some backup.
  • Have a nice day.
  • Come on, killer. What you got?
  • Come on. Make this easy. Move it along.
  • We need a chopper in here now.
  • I gotta get some cover here.
  • I am sick of this punk.
  • We gonna find him, we gotta split up.
  • Thank you.
  • Move along now.
  • Dispatch. Subject has entered subway.
  • Ah shit. You know how much paperwork this is gonna mean?
  • There's nothing to see here, folks. Go on now.
  • We gotta split up and spread out.
  • Alright. You can't be here, man.
  • There ain't nothing here. God damn prank callers.
  • Show's over, people. Head on home.
  • Shit. What is with these guys? Escaping on foot the whole time.
  • Alright. I'm a finish this now.
  • Thanks.
  • You keep this up, you gonna lose those looks, buddy.
  • Alright now, everyone move along.
  • Dispatch, in pursuit. Perp is now on a bike.
  • Aw shit, this is a bust. There's no problem here.
  • Alright. You think you a soldier? We'll see.
  • You can't go on without paying the toll.
  • Can you pop the trunk, please?
  • Shit. I gotta use the gym every once in a while.
  • I'm gonna have to see inside the trunk.
  • LCPD. Somebody call in?
  • Dispatch. Subject is now on a bike.
  • Request immediate assistance! Repeat, immediate! This shit has hit the fan!
  • We got nothing here. Just some dumb prank.
  • Shit. Why they always gotta run, huh?
  • Whoa. I know you ain't jacking a cop car.
  • Shit. That thing is gonna blow.
  • Get N.O.O.S.E on the ground immediately.
  • If you wanna go, you gotta pay.
  • Yeah. LCPD. Stand in issue, boy. You in trouble.
  • God damn it. Why the perps always Track stars, huh?
  • LCPD, son. Don't you run now.
  • Shit. Now I'm out of breath and pissed off so don't pull nothing.
  • Now you try to buck and run, son and you gonna be sorry.
  • I think you know how this goes. Don't even twitch, you hear?
  • Not your lucky day, son. No funny shit or I put one in your spine.
  • Don't let the uniform fool you, son. You move, you get murked.
  • Fuck. God damn it.
  • Shit. That fucking hurt.
  • Shot. I've been shot. Fuck.
  • Shit, son. What the fuck? Ah!
  • Get out of my way. I'm in pursuit here.
  • Out of the way! Out of the way!
  • Move it, man. LCPD talking.
  • What is this shit? Move it, buddy!
  • Come on now. Move it along.
  • You need help? Cause if not, you're causing a nuisance.
  • Listen, son. I ain't got all day.
  • If it's not an emergency, can we all move along please?
  • This is in violation of several traffic codes, buddy.
  • Son, there's a Rusty Brown's two blocks away and those donuts ain't gonna be fresh all day.
  • I can't sit in traffic all day, son. I got a city to protect.
  • Listen! I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom.
  • Whoa, there. I don't believe you didn't see me, son. Be more careful.
  • Easy, boy. Can the attitude and get some manners.
  • What? Am I hard to see? Watch where you're going.
  • Damn, son. You really gotta run?
  • Shit. I let another one go and they'll never stop with those fat jokes.
  • Why the hell can't we shoot these guys in the back no more?
  • What the hell is this? I ain't no action hero.
  • Oh. I should not have had that last box of donuts.
  • Why these guys always so fast?
  • Damn, son. All that crimes keep you fit, huh?
  • Aw shit. I want some medals, I gotta lose some pounds.
  • It's alright, man. Paramedics be here soon. you just hang on.
  • I'm gonna have to commandeer this vehicle. It means I'm taking it, fool. Move.
  • LCPD. We gonna have to borrow your ride.
  • Come on now. It's always worse on TV.
  • Hey!
  • Watch it.
  • Shit!
  • Motherfucker.
  • Whoa.
  • Shit. Do I really gotta use this?
  • Don't make me use this.
  • Hold on now. You don't want this to get violent.
  • I'm an hungry and pissed off. Do not make me use this.
  • They teach us how to use. Son, I ain't messing around.
  • Stay calm, soldier, or this could be bad for you.
  • Get down!
  • Get down and stay down!
  • Down, ya'll, down!
  • Shit. Get down, ya heard?
  • Alright. Fall back. Fall back.
  • Fall back, people. This here is suicide.
  • Come on now. Too much heat. Fall back.
  • Come on now. Look at me. I eat perps like you for breakfast.
  • I didn't become a cop to tussle with motherfucking punks.
  • You see the uniform? You fucking with LCPD, bitch.
  • You gonna be eating through a straw.
  • I'll drop you like skinny bitches drop diet pills, you hear?
  • Large and in charge. You got that?
  • You got no business following me.
  • You beginning to bother me now.
  • You need a cop or you looking for trouble?
  • What you drilling me around for, huh?
  • Move it, buddy.
  • Are you as simple as you look?
  • Quit following me.
  • Shit. This many cards? What you doing, magic tricks?
  • Oh, I see. I suppose these are for protection, huh?
  • Get down, people. Down.
  • Police. Everybody down!
  • LCPD. Take cover!
  • Police officer. Get down.
  • Police. Get down!
  • Please, exit the vehicle slowly. Hands on the roof.
  • Alright. Out of the car. Hands on the roof.
  • Usual drill: out of the car, hands on the roof.
  • Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air.
  • LCPD. Leave the car nice and slow.
  • Police. Out of the car. Hands above your head.
  • Alright, motherfucker. Out.
  • Get out of the God damn car, son.
  • You mine now. Get out of the car.
  • Thank you, sir. The LCPD wishes you a nice day.
  • Whoa, just calm down now.
  • Wow. I ain't never had a piece pulled on me before. Take it easy, man.
  • Okay, okay. We can talk this through.
  • Alright, man. Now holster the gat and we can talk.
  • Chill, buddy. You don't wanna shoot a cop. Trust me?
  • Alright. Just calm down now. There's no need for violence, man.
  • You better be minding your own.
  • I know your type. Fly straight or else.
  • You behave yourself. You hear?
  • Don't give me no reason to stop and search.
  • Hey. Don't you make me come over there.
  • I told you you was making a mistake!
  • This is my car, player!
  • Not so tough now, huh?
  • Yeah, you fucked with the wrong cop, son.
  • See, I knew you was just a bitch. Really.
  • Ah shit. Why do they run, man? They always run.
  • Fuck. How the hell do I explain this shit?
  • God damn. I did not see that coming.
  • Shit. This ain't right. Damn.
  • Fuck me. I do not need this.
  • Ah shit, son. You really gotta run?
  • These punks always so God damn spry and shit.
  • Shit. Where'd this punk get to?
  • God damn. I gotta play hide and seek?
  • Damn, son. Sneaky little fuck.
  • LCPD, people. Clear the streets.
  • Police. Get out of the way, people.
  • Police pursuit. Clear the street.
  • Officer down. Get some help here.
  • Officer down. We got a man down.
  • Requesting an ambulance. We got a GSW here.
  • GSW. We need the paramedics here.
  • Officer requesting paramedics. Civilian GSW.
  • Dispatch, we need an ambulance here. We got a GSW.
  • Pull over.
  • LCPD. Pull over the vehicle.
  • Pull over now or I will use force.
  • I'll say it again: pull over now or I will use force.
  • Alright. We gotta regroup.
  • This ain't working. We gotta regroup.
  • Dispatch, reporting a MVA.
  • MVA. Requesting assistance.
  • Dispatch, this is 12-14. I need to report a MVA.
  • Dispatch, we have a MVA.
  • Yeah. I need to report a MVA.
  • Requesting N.O.O.S.E. team now.
  • Get N.O.O.S.E. in here. Now.
  • Shit, man. I thought I was a gonna for sure.
  • You know we gonna find you so quit playing.
  • Come on out, son. It ain't hide and seek.
  • Ain't no point in hiding. We know you there.
  • Damn, son. There's no point in hiding.
  • Oh, fuck. I did not need to see that.
  • Shit. Why does this always happen to me?
  • Fuck. God damn it. My leg. Ah!
  • I'm shot. Actually shot. Shit, I'm hurt.
  • A'ight. We gotta split up.
  • Be best if we split up, ya'll.
  • We split up, we can cover more ground.
  • LCPD. Drop the weapon.
  • Police. Put down the gun.
  • Police. Slowly put down your weapon.
  • LCPD. Drop the gun or I will shoot.
  • Police! Drop the weapon!
  • Police! Drop it or I'll shoot!
  • LCPD. Freeze!
  • LCPD. Drop it!
  • You're surrounded now. Drop it, punk.
  • It's over, player. We got you now.
  • Give it up, son. We got you surrounded.
  • Lose the piece. You're surrounded.
  • Relax, man. You're surrounded now. There's nothing to do.
  • Dispatch, suspect is on foot.
  • Dispatch, in pursuit of suspect on foot.
  • Take cover.
  • Find some cover.
  • Get down! Get cover now.
  • Shit. Get down.
  • Ya'll take cover now.
  • Oh yeah. You mine now.
  • That's right, son. You getting dropped.
  • Shit outta luck, son.
  • I got you, punk.
  • One false move, son, you get dropped.
  • That's right. LCPD, asshole.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • Fuck, man. You abducting a cop.
  • You kidding me? Let me the fuck out.
  • What the fuck? What you doing?
  • God damn it. You fucking nuts or something?
  • Dispatch, is there another unit in the area?
  • Dispatch, I'm on my way.
  • Dispatch, can you repeat?
  • This is 12-14 responding to a call.

MM FatCop 1 White

  • This thing needs to be condemned.
  • We got a better chance if we split up.
  • Did you realize this thing is a wreck?
  • They're in a boat.
  • And what do we have here? A gun.
  • Perp is armed and dangerous.
  • You got some nerve, bitch.
  • No pay, no pass.
  • Okay, idiot warning. Let's take a look.
  • My car!
  • Hey! Where you going? Hello?
  • I'll get that shit stain myself.
  • Keep it tight, guys.
  • Fuck you. I'm a cop.
  • The weasel's in a damn car.
  • Okay. Let's split up.
  • You drive like an asshole, asshole.
  • Get back, scavengers. He's mine.
  • Damn. Where is everybody?
  • Okay. Perp is armed. Proceed with caution.
  • Officer in need of backup here!
  • Asshole took the damn train.
  • Hey, asswipe. Cut that out.
  • Get that little shit.
  • Whoa. Stupid cocksucker.
  • We have so got them.
  • He has a weapon. Repeat, he has a weapon.
  • What number code is backup?
  • Leave that shit alone, moron.
  • Okay, perp is armed. Proceed with caution.
  • She's gonna blow!
  • Hey you. You got your ID?
  • Don't make me come after you.
  • Let's see some ID, huh?
  • I see him!
  • You wanna meet my friend here?
  • You think you're gonna get away with that?
  • Head him off. Head him off.
  • I'm warning you.
  • Put your hands on your head and don't move.
  • Back me up! Back me up!
  • Watch my back!
  • Prison meat caught in the train.
  • I'm a cop, you idiot.
  • I don't believe this shit.
  • The creep's got a car.
  • Oh! I think I got whiplash.
  • Just send help, will ya?
  • I hope you have insurance.
  • Are you freaking kidding me?
  • Now you're in trouble.
  • Dispatch, our hero is packing fire.
  • My perp, I got first dibs.
  • Don't tempt me, dirtbrain.
  • Charge!
  • This shit is now over.
  • Dispatch, perp took a damn boat.
  • Human waste dead ahead.
  • I want this area cleared pronto.
  • Okay, somebody's fucked.
  • Get them hands on your head now!
  • I have visual on the asshole.
  • Perp is armed and dangerous.
  • Get back here you little son of a bitch.
  • That, my friend, is a felony.
  • I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
  • This guy wants trouble let's get on it.
  • One donut, please. Extra creamy filling.
  • I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.
  • My perp, I got first dibs.
  • You have any idea what speed you were doing, stupid?
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • Hey, we need help here. Call in the choppers.
  • You're driving like a reckless asshole.
  • Okay, keep moving there. Keep moving.
  • Hey, uh, give me my usual: a donut.
  • We need more firepower.
  • This ain't no show. Keep moving.
  • Hey, I spilled my f-ing lunch, douchebag.
  • You musta ditched it before I found you.
  • I got him!
  • You trying to break the sound barrier or what?
  • This one's a real firecracker. Call in the big guys.
  • This guy's lost it. Get more troops down here now!
  • Are you retarded and blind?
  • Don't panic. We can do this.
  • Get more troops down here now!
  • Keep me covered!
  • You won't get away from me.
  • Asshole went down into the subway.
  • Get that little shit.
  • Get off my street, bum.
  • Bring it back right now!
  • Alright, this time you win. Now get lost.
  • Okay, idiot warning. Let's take a look.
  • Have a nice day.
  • You sorry son of a bitch.
  • I got you now, dick wee.
  • Hey, shitheap. The rats need this space.
  • Ah, my tenth kill this year.
  • Take a hike, cellmeat.
  • Let's get some air support for this one.
  • Cover my ass!
  • I can't stand it anymore.
  • I have visual on the asshole.
  • Thanks.
  • Hey, Mr. No Bath. Take a hike.
  • The perp is heading into the subway.
  • You can run but you can't hide.
  • Hey, this is city property.
  • I still got it. They're dead.
  • Everyone, leave the area.
  • Human waste dead ahead.
  • There he is!
  • You been on a homeless shopping spree?
  • I got you now.
  • EVeryone, disperse. Right now.
  • Don't panic. We can do this.
  • I'm moving in!
  • Paid in full.
  • This next bit is gonna hurt, my friend.
  • Okay, nothing to see here. Nothing to see here.
  • Shitstain got on a freaking bike.
  • My work's done. I'm fucking outta here.
  • I'm gonna teach you a little lesson, friend.
  • Nobody gets by without paying.
  • Open the trunk nice and slow.
  • You're about to be a statistic.
  • We have so got them.
  • Let's have a little lookie in the trunk shall we?
  • Look for two wheels. Two wheels.
  • We need more firepower! This guy's freaking out!
  • Last one there buys the donuts.
  • In my sights, gonna blow their head off.
  • Hey Joey, let's get this guy.
  • Every cop in town is gonna kill you.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • Get back, scavengers.
  • I'm gonna whoop some ass.
  • Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.
  • Smile.
  • These things cause a lot of pain, you know.
  • Last one there buys the donuts.
  • Will you come the hell back?
  • Let's make this quick. I'm hungry.
  • Spread out guys.
  • Oh, you thought you could run from me, huh?
  • Nobody fucks with me and lives.
  • You're busted, shit-for-brains.
  • Can't outrun me, boy.
  • You're gonna get cornholed good in the joint.
  • Officer down! Call the paramedics!
  • I'm gonna be okay! I'm gonna be okay!
  • Tell my wife I love her, okay?
  • Hey come on, I'm working here.
  • Are you joking? Get out of the way!
  • Hello? Criminal escaping. Move this crap.
  • I had him. I freaking had him!
  • Take your time, you slow fuck.
  • Wake up and smell the coffee, buddy.
  • It's like the walking dead here.
  • Hey, buddy. Get this crap moving, will you?
  • For crying out loud, move this bullcrap.
  • Why are we waiting here? I got things to do.
  • Move it, jackass.
  • Hey I'm dying here. Can we go please?
  • I'm a cop. Get out of the way.
  • Hey. Watch it, asshole.
  • Hey buddy. Do not do that again.
  • Last guy that did that is doing time.
  • Damn. Where is everybody?
  • You won't get away from me.
  • This'll show 'em that I still got it.
  • I got you now, buddy.
  • You can run but you can't hide.
  • Let's make this quick. I'm hungry.
  • I'm gonna whoop some ass.
  • I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
  • Hey there, buddy. Stay with me. Stay with me.
  • Pardon me, citizen. Police business.
  • Sorry. Cop stuff. I'm gonna need this.
  • I learned this in the academy.
  • Easy!
  • Fuck.
  • Whoa there.
  • I'll kill you, buddy.
  • Asshole!
  • Okay. You asked for it.
  • I know how to use this, you know.
  • Freeze. I'm gonna shoot your ass.
  • I'll shoot your tits off.
  • Do you want me to use this?
  • Say your prayers.
  • Don't be a damn hero.
  • Keep your damn heads down.
  • Somebody bring that freak down.
  • Fire at will.
  • Ease back, guys. Ease back.
  • Fall back. Let's make some room here.
  • Everyone, fall back. Fall back!
  • I'm overweight, but I'm trained to kill, you know.
  • I'm gonna give you a beatdown.
  • Eat my fat, hairy fist.
  • Okay. You asked for it.
  • Is that the best you got?
  • Hey, cut the shit.
  • Hey. You following me so you can molest me?
  • I don't give to beggars so take a hike.
  • Oh! Where'd you get these stolen credit cards, huh?
  • You know, carrying a weapon in this town is a felony.
  • Eat dirt, people.
  • Everyone, hit the deck.
  • Down! Now! Everyone.
  • Get down! I'm gonna shoot.
  • Those who wanna survive, get down.
  • You wanna step out and spread 'em?
  • You know the drill: get out, hands on roof.
  • Out of the vehicle and put your hands on the roof.
  • Get out of the vehicle nice and slow.
  • Ease out of that junk heap right now.
  • Hey, shitstain. Step where we can see ya.
  • Get out of the car.
  • Get out of there. You're in shit now, baby.
  • You are a pain in the ass. Get out.
  • Out now, shitstain.
  • We need more people like you, man. Thanks.
  • Every cop in town is gonna kill you.
  • That, my friend, is a felony.
  • Hey, stupid. I'm a freaking cop.
  • Are you fucking joking?
  • Drop that gun, jerk off.
  • Okay, stay cool. Don't use that thing.
  • Hey, asshole. You like prison food?
  • Me and you in a dark cell. What do ya say?
  • Hey, you got prison bitch written all over you.
  • I need an arrest today so watch it.
  • You know, I love to beat civilians.
  • That's mine, asshole.
  • No one jacks me.
  • I don't think so, bitch.
  • This is mine.
  • Excuse me, shithead.
  • Ah, my tenth kill this year.
  • I still got it. They're dead.
  • My work's done. I'm fucking outta here.
  • Bag 'em and tag 'em, bitches.
  • I'm searching on foot.
  • Ah, not another foot search.
  • Officer proceeding on foot.
  • Where the hell they'd go?
  • Uh, the chief's gonna kill me for this.
  • Why do I always lose them?
  • Officer down. Officer down.
  • We have an injured offier here.
  • Officer down! Call the paramedics!
  • Oh look. Some shithead got shot.
  • There's a very stiff person here.
  • Some dummy got shot.
  • Dispatch, call the meat wagon.
  • Stop the vehicle and pull over.
  • Pull over you maniac!
  • Okay, shitstain. Pull over.
  • If you don't, I'll be very mad.
  • Did you freaking here me, asshole?
  • Okay. Regroup. Regroup.
  • Okay. Let's regroup here.
  • I... I saw a bright light and white gates.
  • When I get ya, we're gonna get personal.
  • Oof. I smell the stink of guilt.
  • Hey. Show yourself. Let's talk, huh?
  • Quit jerking me around, asshole.
  • Jesus fucking Christ.
  • Wow. What a mess.
  • Spread out guys.
  • Okay, let's split up. We'll get him.
  • We got a better chance if we split up.
  • You just crossed a line, shitheap.
  • Drop that gun, jerkoff.
  • Hey. Drop the gun. Now.
  • Okay. Stay cool. Don't use that thing.
  • Now you don't wanna do that.
  • Think about it, asshole.
  • Take a breath. You do not wanna do this.
  • Hold it right there.
  • You're surrounded. There's nowhere left to run.
  • Take a good look. We got you.
  • You're surrounded! Right here, right now.
  • You're screwed now, cheap meat.
  • You ain't going nowhere. We got you pinned in.
  • Now the idiot took off on foot.
  • Suspect in motion. On foot!
  • Everyone down. Everyone down!
  • Take cover.
  • Get behind hard cover.
  • Look out! Take cover.
  • I got you now, dickwee.
  • I got him in my sights.
  • Smile, deadman.
  • In my sights. Gonna blow their head off.
  • You're about to be a statistic.
  • This shit is now over.
  • Thank you.
  • Appreciated.
  • What's your name, asshole?
  • Hey, stupid. I'm a freaking cop.
  • Let me go and I won't kill you.
  • You just bit off a whole heap of trouble, bitch.
  • What? Oh, a donut. Make it large.
  • Tell Frank I'm divorcing her anyway.
  • I can't do two things at once, you know.
  • He's lying. He fell over. I never touched the guy.

MM FatMob 1

  • This is some boring shit.
  • Hey, cabby.
  • Hey.
  • Fuck me.
  • I'm a legitimate businessman.
  • Give me one of those.
  • Get out of here before you can't leave.
  • Get a fucking day job.
  • Yeah. How you doing?
  • Hey. I ain't done nothing.
  • You know who I am?
  • Get off the stage you strunz.
  • You hit my car you jamoke.
  • Get the fuck away from me.
  • Get the fuck outta here. He's got a gun.
  • He's got a gun!
  • Stugots!
  • I'm trying to avoid the cops over here.
  • Nobody saw nothing. Keep going.
  • Oh! What the fuck?
  • I don't fucking believe it.
  • Who the fuck taught you how to drive? I'm outta here.
  • Italian
  • Marone.
  • Okay.
  • Where are those fucking Feds when you need them?
  • I'll clip you, you son of a bitch.
  • There he is.
  • Quit driving like a fucking maniac.
  • That's him over there.
  • Hey. What's your fucking problem?
  • Thanks for the lift, pal.
  • Yeah.
  • Oh!
  • Hey. Get the fuck outta here.
  • Italian
  • Get a move on.
  • I'll have one of those things.
  • Hey. This is my cab.
  • Not in the face. Not in the face.
  • Come back here you strunz!
  • Are you fucking nuts?
  • No.
  • You don't wanna shoot me. I'm a made man.
  • You ain't got nothing on me.
  • There he is.
  • Hey. There's a line here, pal.
  • Give me a number thirteen and one of those jumbo sizes.
  • Italian
  • Get the fuck outta here. Do I look like I take that shit?
  • Sayanora.
  • Okay, I'm a land line now. What did you want?
  • Ciao.
  • You showed that jerkoff.
  • No.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • You... you just made the biggest mistake of your life, pal.
  • Get to the back of the fucking line you.
  • Go fuck yourself.
  • Fuck him. Keep driving.
  • Italian
  • Learn how to fucking drive.
  • Watch the road.
  • Get off the street you fucking mortadell.
  • What are you, a fucking jamook? Move it.
  • Move it you fucking stroonz.
  • Italian
  • Get that piece of shit outta here.
  • Let's go. Move it.
  • Marone. Move it already.
  • Hey. You're blocking the street, dickhead.
  • What the fuck are you doing? Move!
  • Don't you give me the mooink.
  • You got a problem?
  • Learn how to walk, you jamoke.
  • Hey. I'm walking here.
  • My bad.
  • Nope. Can't help ya out.
  • Hey!
  • Marone!
  • Watch it, asshole.
  • Stugots.
  • Oh!
  • Excuse me.
  • Sorry. Coming through.
  • Come here, you ???
  • You want some of this, you strunz?
  • My gooma hits harder than that.
  • I'm going to beat the shit outta you.
  • Oh. Are you gonna take that?
  • Oh!
  • Who's got action?
  • Come on.
  • Sweep the leg.
  • What are you, a Fed or something? Quit following me.
  • Hey you. Italian
  • Hey, pervert. Go take it some place else.
  • You ain't got nothing on me.
  • Get outta here, you lazy bum.
  • Why don't you learn to just take it like the rest of us?
  • Tomorrow you come back here not smelling like dog shit and I'll think about it.
  • Get the fuck of here you.
  • Yeah. Some mezza fanook just stole my car.
  • You thought I was just gonna let some fanook take my car?
  • Not today, my friend.
  • Italian
  • I'll take that back. Thank you.
  • You remember that thing I was talking about?
  • You know the thing. The thing with the chatterbox.
  • There is nothing to worry about anymore. A friend of ours took care of the thing.
  • What about that other thing? The thing with that guy.
  • Just law low for a bit. The Fed's are all over us.
  • Hey. What's going on?
  • I gotta run. I'll talk to ya later.
  • Uh huh.
  • Sure.
  • Yeah.
  • No.
  • Forget about it.
  • Oh.
  • Nah.
  • Look to the moon.
  • He's up there.
  • There he is.
  • I saw the pearly gates.
  • Shit.
  • Marone.
  • Oh!
  • My fucking leg!
  • That fucking stugot shot my leg!
  • Alright already. Lay off the fucking horn.
  • Yeah, we heard ya asshole. Now lay off the horn.
  • Marone.
  • Marone. Again with the horn.
  • It figures...
  • Marone!
  • What the fuck?
  • Grazie.
  • Thanks.
  • Thank you.
  • You don't wanna be doing this, pal. I'm a made man.
  • Hey buddy relax. Let's work something out here.
  • Oh, you got balls kid. I'll give you that much.
  • Pull the fuck over.
  • I'm still in the car, asshole.