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* What do you want from me, bro? ''Spanish'' | * What do you want from me, bro? ''Spanish'' | ||
==MM StreetFood 1== | |||
* It's time to consider other occupations. | |||
* Hello. How are you today? | |||
* My car. | |||
* In my country, policia treats you ''Spanish'' | |||
* The burgers are delicious. | |||
* Did you wash your hands? | |||
* Creamy ice for your hot mouth. | |||
* Hot nuts is in the house. | |||
* Leave me home immediately. | |||
* You are as bad as the Devil himself. | |||
* Hola, ???. I mean hello. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Come on. Eat them burgers. | |||
* Unhand my clothing. | |||
* You are boring as a duck. | |||
* Idiota. | |||
* Let go of me, por favor. | |||
* These dogs are hot. Come and eat them. | |||
* You must be an assassino. | |||
* Gracias for your business. | |||
* Take a chance. It's such a deal. | |||
* Ice with cream. Melting. Get it quick. | |||
* Please, senor. Don't take my worthless life. | |||
* You drive like a blind bat. | |||
* You people cannot drive. | |||
* We are letting nuts out of the house. | |||
* Try my tasty, hot nuts. | |||
* Taste my nuts. | |||
* Read the dailies. | |||
* With much taste. | |||
* These nuts are hot. Come and eat them. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' he's going to shoot me! | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* These burgers will make your day. | |||
* Bite this plump meat for juicy explosion. | |||
* Watch where you're driving. | |||
* Open your mouth for the hot nut. | |||
* Kiss my ''Spanish'' | |||
* Look what you've done to my ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* These burgers have you written all over them. | |||
* ''Spanish'' So rude. | |||
* Eat from where I house my nuts. | |||
* Gracias. Enjoy this item. | |||
* Quality merchandise. | |||
* Put the burgers in your mouth, people. | |||
* Liberty Tree. Daily Globe. | |||
* Do not be ignorant. Read this, okay? | |||
* Look what you've done. | |||
* You are some kind of loco. | |||
* Educated people, read these notices. | |||
* Nuthouse. Nutty and nice. | |||
* We have made cream of ice for you. | |||
* You don't wanna miss my burgers. | |||
* Current events for ignorants. | |||
* You cabrone. | |||
* Do you not see that idiota over there? | |||
* Idiota. | |||
* That imbecile is over there, amigo. | |||
* You gun-crazy Americans are loco. | |||
* This is a good deal. | |||
* Get away from my vehicle. | |||
* Yes, okay. | |||
* Are you loco or what? | |||
* I insist you leave at once. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Hamburgers. We all like the hamburgers. | |||
* Ice cream. For little ones and big ones. | |||
* Another customer satisfecho. | |||
* Did you touch the food? | |||
* Have some nice cream of ice. | |||
* Come and bite this plump chihuahua. | |||
* So rude in this city. | |||
* He's waving the pistola! | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* It's risky but cheap. Buy these. | |||
* You're crazy. | |||
* Let the ice cream cream in your mouth. | |||
* Lick some of my ice and cream. | |||
* No. | |||
* He's crazy with a gun! | |||
* This is how the policia acts in your country? | |||
* Try to beat our meat. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* My dogs is long and hot. | |||
* Put this dog in your mouth. | |||
* These dogs eat them, you cannot beat them. | |||
* Let me get number three. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Do I look like an imbecile to you? | |||
* Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat. | |||
* Daily Globe. Liberty Tree. | |||
* They are rubbing my things! | |||
* Goodbye. | |||
* No. Okay? No. | |||
* I hope your mechanic is good. | |||
* This car is belonging to a friend. | |||
* Don't be an idiota. Buy it, my friend. | |||
* Educate your ignorant self, people. | |||
* Hamburgers. Hamburgers. No pork inside. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Don't waste my blood. | |||
* My friend, I'm selling you a favor. | |||
* Dailys. Liberty Tree. Daily Globe. | |||
* Creamy ice cream. Ice with cream. | |||
* Get off the street. | |||
* Asshole, move. | |||
* Buddy, I'm late for work. | |||
* You staring at the headlights like a deer. | |||
* Move. | |||
* Cono. You people drive like a turtle. | |||
* Read the ??? | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Someone. Drive, please. | |||
* The lights is green. | |||
* Something stinks around here. | |||
* Excuse you ''Spanish'' | |||
* Cono. Watch where you go. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Someone needs to bathe themselves. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' No hablo English. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Watch it. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Imbecile. | |||
* Cono! | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Watch it, okay? | |||
* You wanna fight? | |||
* I got ??? to hand out to you. | |||
* I'll knock you out. | |||
* ''Spanish'' I fight dirty. | |||
* He's beating me with no mercy. | |||
* You are so kind of ??? | |||
* You must be a ??? | |||
* I think I just shit my pantalones. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Why would I follow a pedazo de mierda like you? | |||
* Lately I'm feeling so homesick that I lack the bathing and the social skills. | |||
* Sometimes I pick my ??? and plunge my finger right into the food. | |||
* I don't know, this anger makes me wanna hurt people. Myself even. | |||
* I stopped taking the medicina because I can't afford to buy it. | |||
* Hola ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' Thank you ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' yes. | |||
* ''Spanish'' of course. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' really? | |||
* Seriously? | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* No... | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* That imbecile is up there, amigo. | |||
* Do you not see that idiota up there? | |||
* He's hiding up there. | |||
* Why did you return me to this stupid life? | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Aye. ''Spanish'' I'm bleeding. | |||
* Aye cono! Please don't shoot further. | |||
* My shoes will smell like I do. | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* ''Spanish'' | |||
* Gracias. | |||
* Muchas gracias. | |||
* Very kind. Thank you. | |||
* I just want to get back to work. | |||
* I think I'm having an attack of nerves. | |||
* My ??? | |||
* Senior, please just free me. | |||
* I think it's an attack of the heart. | |||
==MM Sweeper== | ==MM Sweeper== |
Revision as of 13:26, 22 April 2015
MM FedCo
- Get off and seek forgiveness.
- Woah. Some people have such bad karma.
- This is my God damn ??? friend. Get out.
- ???
- Hello, there.
- Hey. That's just rubbish.
- Don't let me die. I'm too young.
- I do not believe that.
- Let me through. I need to survive.
- Oui.
- Do you mind? Get out.
- I'm deeply shocked, you know.
- Save me! Come. Guy on the loose! Help!
- That man is really, really insane.
- I am sensing deep rooted anger here.
- ???
- Not while I'm on duty, friend.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- No.
- Fuck you.
- Whoa. Mr. Aggressive Cunt.
- Easy, tiger.
- Calm. Calming down.
- Kind of embarassing, really. I'm lost. Which way is North?
- Look, I trained for this. Go learn it yourself.
- Whoa. Chill.
- Help. Madman!
- Bad karma.
- Wanker.
- ???
- No one stops me delivering.
- Come on, you twat.
- F off, you imbecile.
- You had enough?
- Sign for this, you dick.
- I got to deliver stuff out of the way.
- Whoa. I got to get to the depot.
- Help! Loonie on the loose!
- Help! I can't deal with the violence!
- Look, I deliver stuff. Does my badge say "follow guy"?
- Let's get ???
- Shake it, princess.
- You've got those sacred curves, mosheri.
- I appreciate that, but I have the issues too.
- Look, look, my spiritual leader asked me not to fraternize with non-believers.
- I deliver, I pray, and I haven't got time for the nookie nookie.
- I don't care. I am one of Buddha's chosen few.
- The rain falls and the leaves fall on one another, okay?
- Hello, yes? Actually, still working.
- Oh, but like I said, I'm still working here. Goodbye.
- Okay...
- Fair enough.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- I saw the next life. Please, let me go back.
- French
- God. Merd.
- French
- French
- French
- That kind of rage only hurts, you know.
- Oh, what is that?
- Whoa, shit!
- Mankind is on the very brink!
- Merci beaucoup.
- Thank you very much.
- Help! The energy in here is awful.
- Please, I have spiritual ambitions I need to fulfill.
- This is so uncalming. Let me fucking out.
- French This is too scary.
MM FedCo BN1
- Call the police! I'm taking a hit.
- It's a robbery! Somebody help me!
- Don't shoot the messenger.
- Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates the delivery guy.
- Why does everybody think it's okay to touch me?
- All people do is fuck with me.
- Asshole!
- Watch it!
- No way!
- When are they gonna give me a gun?
- This job fucking sucks.
- So much for that self defense class.
- What the fuck is going on today?
MM FedCo BN2
- Gun!
- Ah!
- I don't wanna die.
- I can't do anything right today.
- I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.
- Holy crap.
- God damn it!
- Hey, why don't you just kill me?
- Leave me alone.
- You don't wanna hit me, I'm an old man.
- Just let me be.
- Now I've seen everything.
MM FireChief
- What do you think you're doing, moron?
- I need a God damn beer.
- Fine. I'll get out.
- Okay, guys. Watch your step.
- Aw, come on.
- Take the damn car!
- He's packing.
- I've got a pension, I can't die now.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's enough.
- I don't need this shit. Go ahead.
- Yo man, it's cool. Just take it.
- I'm the fire chief. Don't be an idiot.
- Crap.
- Don't kill me.
- Ah, great. That's just what I need.
- You better pray your house never catches on fire.
- He's gonna shoot!
- Rob a fireman, you go to Hell.
- Ah, crap.
- Stop! What the hell do you think you're doing?
- I hopey you burn in a fire.
- Do you know who I am?
- Anyone called for a fireman?
- Who called in a fire?
- He's got a gun!
- What the fuck?
- I should've retired last year.
- Aw shit. Why aren't firemen armed?
- What are you, blind?
- Alright. Safety first, boys.
- Another prank call. Un-fucking-believeable.
- There is no fire.
- Everybody be careful out here.
- Where the hell's the fire?
- Another God damn prank call.
- Easy, buddy, easy.
- Let's go, guys. Let's get this God damn fire out.
- Who the hell is this idiot holding up traffic?
- I don't believe this.
- Move it, idiot.
- Get going. Come on!
- Hey, do you wanna be shot?
- Come on.
- I fucking hate the city.
- I can't be stuck in traffic.
- Move it.
- Let's go!
- I need a beer if I'm gonna be stuck here.
- Hey. What's your fucking problem?
- Wow.
- Hey. I'm a fire chief, asshole.
- Hey.
- What the Hell?
- Watch out.
- Ah, shit.
- What the hell?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Let the fruitcake cops handle this.
- I'm a fireman, not a moron.
- Lucky for you, there's a fire somewhere.
- I'm too old for this shit.
- I fight fire, not maniacs.
- Good job, everybody.
- Alright buddies, shots are on me.
- Way to go. Let's go get hammered.
- Good job, fellas.
- How do you feel now, huh?
- You fucking want some more of this, pal?
- You thought you could start shit with the fire chief?
- Where you going so fast?
- What the hell happened?
- Wow.
- What just happened?
- God damn it. You shot me.
- Ah shit, my leg.
- Thanks.
- I appreciate it.
- Let me out for crying out loud.
- I'm no good at being a hostage.
- Let me out.
- I got a wife. I hate her, but still...
- Come on. Don't do this.
- Hey, the last thing you need is a kidnapping beef.
- Outta the way. Coming through.
- Let me through here.
- Get the hell outta the way.
- Clear the God damn way.
- Let me through here. I'm the fire chief.
- Get outta the way. This is official business.
- What the hell are you saying? You sound like you got shit in your mouth.
- Anyone else pick this up? I'm gonna go get drunk.
- Alright, I'll go see what's going on.
- What are ya talking about, shit mouth?
MM GayMid BD1
- Please, no!
- Please tell me that didn't just happen.
- How dare you.
- Oh, you're in trouble now, bitch.
- Fuck. He's got a gun.
- Hey. Get the fuck away from there.
- Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
- No. I'm gonna die!
- Take your hands off of me.
- Come on.
- Come on, moron. Focus.
- I can't even look at that outfit.
- Hey. Can we try a little gas up there?
- Hey. What is the fucking hold up?
- Get over yourself already.
- Hey. The 80's called, they want their outfit back.
- Heh. There goes another tiny penis.
- Bitch!
- Asshole!
- Fuck.
- Bitch, you've got a lot of issues.
- Testosterone overload.
- Fucking neanderthal.
MM GBik Lo 3 Full 1
- I still think that I could run this job better.
- You want a Logger, baby?
- Hola, amigo.
- Hey baby, how 'bout a logger?
- Last time they sent me to San Fierro, I almost came back in a box.
- Who's afraid of the big bad pig?
- I'd like some of that.
- Are these darts weighted wrong?
- Right.
- Hey.
- I'm still a little strung out.
- Get the casket ready.
- Are you blind? I'm an Angel!
- A pool table or a chick, I find the holes.
- I fucking hate cars.
- Are these cues bent or something?
- Who's your daddy?
- Mhm.
- The fucking man won't let us smoke inside anymore.
- Does this guy seem weird to you?
- That was such a one-off.
- Cool it, bro.
- Keep me covered.
- Ah, man.
- The Lost don't know shit about old bikes.
- I'm with you.
- I'm an Angel, you idiot.
- That decks must have a long half life.
- You think this guy knows where he is?
- You won't get far.
- Fucking granny wagons.
- Ah, man.
- Get away, skank.
- Put it away, bro.
- Hey pipsqueak, what are ya doing?
- I give up. I give up.
- The Angel's will find your ass.
- Over there.
- Logger. Now.
- Gotta love the Indians smelling smoke so cheap.
- He's over there!
- Keep walking, asswipe.
- Yeah.
- No more. I give up.
- Get off the Angels' turf.
- No way.
- Gotta get my shit together.
- Bro, what are you doing?
- Now we're talking.
- I think the table is fucked up.
- Cars suck.
- Not again, man.
- No weapons here, bro. Put it away.
- No.
- This sucks, man.
- What's with the tricked dartS?
- I told you I can find any hole.
- Watch my back.
- That looks good.
- Angels of Death, baby!
- Another racket in the pocket.
- We're coming for you!
- Get outta here, smackhead.
- That fifty-seven was the best bike I ever had.
- Some Lost fucker stole my vinyl collection.
- You pigs don't scare me.
- Who fucked with my darts?
- You're trespassing. Get out.
- Right down the center again.
- Someone's dead!
- Log me.
- Let's get some action going.
- I'm gonna kill someone.
- He kicked start ass again.
- I told you I hate this game.
- Holy shit.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Hey junkie, scram!
- Number five.
- Who just commited suicide?
- Yeah.
- Get fucked.
- Cut me a break. I'm still strung out.
- Let's have some fun.
- You should try the Last Venturas Serie Shocks.
- Be safe.
- Fucking Big Brother says you can't smoke anymore.
- Ah, you disgust me.
- Hey bro, I'm on a payphone.
- Mmhmm.
- You got lucky this time...
- Looks like the streak is on.
- Later.
- I should be on a magazine cover.
- Take that freakshow out.
- Damn straight.
- Fuck yeah.
- I'm an Angel. I'm an Angel!
- She's gonna blow!
- Everything the Lost try was ripped off my us.
- This won't happen again so enjoy it, asshole.
- Let me see you do that again.
- Put it down, bro.
- Go fuck yourself.
- I want paralysis.
- You might as well cut your losses.
- I got my start building catalytic convertors for old bikes.
- You got that right.
- Are you dropping tabs while driving again?
- No smoking crack on the road.
- You want me to make you move?
- Are you tripping? Let's go.
- Let's go already!
- You stuck in quicksand?
- Don't take acid and drive anymore.
- Hang in there, bro. Your ride's waiting.
- Shit!
- Whoa!
- Damnation.
- Jinkies!
- Duck!
- Hit the dirt!
- You're in the Angel's hands now.
- Get ready to get creamed.
- You like to taste your own blood?
- Here's mud in your eye.
- No front teeth for you.
- Take your best shot!
- Ha ha. Me, follow someone? No way.
- You're gonna pay for new boots if they're scuffed.
- You better not have scratched the leather.
- You wanna die? Scram!
- Get the hell out of here.
- Stop it, bro.
- Hello? Cool it.
- Hey bro, what gives?
- You know, this is Angel's turf.
- The Lost put you up to this. I know.
- I see him.
- What an idiot.
- What kind of jerk is this?
- I don't listen to bacon.
- Pigs don't give the orders here.
- Yeah.
- This is America. Get a job.
- You're a disgrace to Uncle Sam.
- Still sticking it to the man, huh?
- Get off.
- Remember me?
- You're dead!
- Don't fuck with an Angel.
- Not a smart move, bro.
- Angels don't take shit. Okay?
- Looking good, baby.
- Your ass would look good on my face, baby.
- I love me a natural woman.
- I am ready to kick some Lost ass.
- Thost Lost dicks have gone too far.
- I am going to fucking kill them.
- I really wanna split their heads open.
- That's our territory and they know it.
- Hey, bro.
- I'll see ya tonight. Bye.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- Fuck yeah.
- Damn straight.
- Mmm.
- Shit!
- Damn!
- He's up there.
- Up there.
- I thought I was gonna die.
- Crud.
- Fuck.
- Damn.
- Fuck me.
- You shot my leg, you fucker!
- You nuts? That was my leg!
- Horns are for emergencies, asshole.
- Quit honking, man.
- Alright, dude. Time to give up.
- You're done for, dude.
- Hide.
- Get out of the firing line.
- You're a dead duck.
- Someone's gonna die.
- Drop dead, asshole.
- Thanks.
- Hey, thanks.
- Man, you can't let the Angels hear about this.
- Be ready for action.
- I heard the Lost can show up any minute.
- Make sure you recognize all the Angels.
- Don't let anyone know what we're doing.
- Try not to use this thing so much.
MM GayMid 1 BN1
- Crazy person. Run.
- Oh my freaking God.
- He's busting caps. Help.
- You like that ass, huh?
- You wish, baby.
- Hey. You're kinda hot.
- Whoa.
- Oh no.
- Help.
- Oh my God.
- Help. Please. Anyone.
- Freaking breeders.
- Oh my. Oh no.
MM GBik Lo 3 Mini 1
- Watch my back, Angels.
- Get your hands off me.
- Please stop. I don't wanna die.
- Last chance to beat it before I beat you.
- What the fuck?
- Dammit. My wheels.
- Cover me.
- Get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.
- My ride is totally hosed.
- Let go of me.
- No one holds up an Angel.
- Keep it moving.
- Get outta the way.
- Come on.
- Wacko.
- Dirtbag.
- Take that.
- Angels fight tough.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- I got your attitude adjustment right here.
- I'm gonna knock your block off.
- I'm gonna make you bleed.
- Don't tread on me.
- Never push an Angel around.
- Hey, watch it.
- What are you doing?
- Are you crazy? Watch it.
- Yeah. I got ya.
- I know. Fucking unbelievable.
- Look at this douchebag.
- I ain't bailing on my ride yet.
- You can't steal from an Angel.
- I see that cocksucker.
- That shithead is going down.
- This bullet's going in his skull.
MM GenBum 1
- Go to Hell, fatass.
- LCPD. Bunch of bullies.
- Give me a value meal, extra sauce.
- You're in my fucking house!
- Hey there.
- ??? probably getting robbed right now.
- You're probably a pedophile.
- Don't. I'm booby-trapped.
- Suck my baloon nut then.
- Not a firefight today.
- Ain't it crazy? They sell knives on TV.
- Buy me a buzz.
- I ain't never stole any Redwoods.
- You need a blowjob?
- Ah! Call in reinforcements!
- Fine. Go screw an amputee.
- Go harass some minorities.
- I always feel like life is a game.
- Yeah.
- Can you spare some nickels?
- Home invader! I got a gun.
- Ride to Hell in a banana car then.
- I want something with free ketchup.
- He's got a weapon!
- Someone call the pigs!
- Whose your commanding general?
- Makes me wanna split some buns.
- Suck it, shithook.
- Sell that shit in the hood, asshole.
- Can you give me bus fare to Odessa?
- I'm amazed how many perverts live here.
- I'm telling ya.
- No, thanks.
- Seriously. That is some nutty shit.
- Hey. Can I have some fucking money?
- Oh, I see how it is.
- Eh, blow me running.
- How 'bout a dollar for a Logger?
- Watch it!
- Kid, that hurt.
- I'll sue your ass.
- Which way to the liquor?
- Shit in my mouth if I know.
- Wanker!
- Ass bandit!
- Pinhead dipshit.
- Man, I'm drunk.
- One more then I get a job.
- To flying FNGs.
- This my C ration right here.
- Oh, my pants are full of load.
- Ooh, my ass about to pop smoke.
- I will eat you alive, toe rag.
- Yeah, I'm a peacenik.
- Ooh. Ass wopping time.
- Hey lunkhead, you ready, huh?
- Well, fuck all squared.
- I'll rip out your privates.
- I'll Da Nang you good.
- Yeah, let's go. Come on, shitmonkey.
- Five bucks on the dumb one.
- Fight to the death! Ha.
- I love street violence.
- You tailing me, jack off?
- Stop following me.
- I got better shit to do than that.
- Did the Viet Cong get me?
- Well, queef a dog balloon.
- Robot man juice.
- Call air support.
- Look at that shit.
- Hey! Kill the horn. I'll kill you.
- Can that shit, fucking horn.
- Oh, my toothbrush is still covered in shit.
- Holy shit.
- What in the Holy Hell?
- Wow, man. Much obliged.
- Thanks you kindly.
- You're a saint.
- Wow. I'm in your debt.
- I'm grateful.
- Oh, Geez. Not this shit again.
- Where are we going, man?
- What is this, Aplha Bravo?
- Don't rape me, I'm a vet.
- Hey, asshole. I killed kids like you in the war.
MM GJam Hi 1 Full 1
- The sexy girl love the ??? with a rude boy like I an I.
- ???
- First we must control Broker.
- Me just a reason with ma bredren.
- Make it nuff spicy, no.
- Ya not see it?
- Wha' gwan?
- It's dis clippy dippy stick.
- Box them. Kill them up, mon.
- Me possy have nuff murderers, seen?
- You see how easy the I make the shot?
- How you crash the car so?
- It's this rhaatid table that made me do that, seen?
- True.
- The I have bredren with gooder ganja, seen?
- What business this foreigner pon de corner?
- Rhaatid. Ya ??? for me, star.
- Who this teeth in me ride?
- Bredren. Cover me now.
- Who this rashole driving that smash me ride?
- Shottas, informers. None contest.
- ??? up, breden. Yes, I.
- Take your dirty foreign hands off of me now.
- Me get a pain in me arm just now.
- Wha'gwan wit dis foreign pon de corner?
- Me have nuff shottas fired.
- Ya see now how this rashole crash the car?
- It's this rhaatid stick that make me do it, seen?
- Me nah pay for no polony.
- Don't come through me gate with a weapon, man.
- Gwan foreign.
- Easy, star. No more shotta business.
- Me shottas leak nuff shots.
- Cha, you no see him over there, so?
- Me want spliffed, seen?
- See him over there, so?
- You wanna make trouble? Go on now.
- Cha. Ah you mean?
- Sickle, man, sickle. Me done fighting.
- Is it time for go foreign?
- No, boss.
- How'd I lose in this ras clot game?
- Go away from my ride, you dirty thief.
- This a easy game. Just focus, seen?
- It's this table that make me miss.
- Who this pussyhole driving that smash me car?
- How'd I make that mistake, no?
- Put away your weapon.
- Nah, sir.
- How you crash me ride, sir.
- None contest.
- Me breda, cover me now.
- Me like it no spicy, seen?
- Nuff respect, man. Good game.
- Is a true star I deal with, seen?
- You gon' feel the fury of me possy.
- Dis corner belong to de bredren, seen?
- Always large, seen?
- Is we that most control the yard, mon.
- Why ya bada bada me?
- Gwan. Leave.
- You see how this pussyhole crash the bike?
- Me a comfort dead, ya ras.
- Why ya crash the bike so?
- Me can't believe all the place are bad.
- Bumba clot.
- Take your dibby dibby drug and gwan.
- Number three, please.
- You see how this pussyhole crash me ride?
- Yeah, man.
- You rhaatid pussyhole.
- How'd I lose in this rhaatid game?
- Time for kill off the rashole foreign.
- We run tings, man. Tings nah run we.
- Yes, lickle more.
- Dis tobacco is dippy dippy, man.
- ???
- Wha'gwan? Me calling from the corner.
- It's true dat.
- Me can't believe how me lost that game so.
- Me can't believe how easy I make this.
- Nuff respect.
- Good game, star. Nuff respect.
- Burn the rashole and dun.
- True. True.
- Yes, I.
- Me possy gonna dead you.
- Fire, bredren. Run.
- Me nah fear nothing.
- A bundle of business ya make.
- Cha, ya make bundle of business is ???
- Put weapon down. Me nah say twice.
- Go along, you rhaatid bungo.
- Top the pussyhole. Mash him down, man.
- No worries, man. It's just a game, seen?
- Non contest.
- Me nah deal with tha, bredren.
- Why ya vex all the way with bad driving, man?
- Ras. I want a dibby dibby driver, man.
- Hold you car now, man.
- Out de road, ras.
- The light turn green, mon.
- Gwan.
- What fuckery is dis? Drive, man.
- Me breda. Don't panic, man. Hold tight now.
- Pussyhole.
- Ras.
- Easy, star.
- Cha. Dem are shooting, man. Stay down.
- You wanna box with this star now?
- I man is the hardest man in town.
- Come for your boxing lesson, you pussyhole.
- Ya tink you can badda badda me.
- I man is ranking.
- Ya box with the toughest rudeboy in all a Broker.
- Ya tink a rudeboy like I gonna follow a bungo like you?
- Don't vex me.
- Don't test me, now.
- Gwan, foreigner. Got off me corner.
- Gwan, man. Me nah tell you twice now.
- Stop the car.
- Stop the ras' car.
- Stop this fuckery.
- Easy, man.
- Don't shove the people then.
- I was just tinking the same.
- Yes, man.
- Who this foreign pon de corner?
- You drop the weapon first.
- Me nah drop nuttin.
- Yes, man.
- Don't badda badda me now.
- Cha, what fuckery is dis?
- Ya tink me want chat wit a dirty bum like you?
- Ya tink you leave with me car?
- Who this in me car, eh?
- Ya think ya take the man car so easy now?
- Ya tink you gon leave with my ride?
- Who this in me ride?
- Ya think you take the man ride so easy now?
- Ya won go to the ???
- I wanna bot you on the daughta then.
- My love, you want the hogany?
- Ras, dem is daughty bongos.
- I can't pilot long long, seen? Yeah, boy.
- Dem foreign girls badda badda me for stamina.
- I told me shotta, you wanna test me now? Me nah fear Death.
- Me ??? like the rasta then.
- Yes, man. Wha'ppen?
- Nuff respect, me breda.
- Yeah, mon.
- Cha.
- Yes, breda.
- Righteous, man.
- Yes, me breda.
- Wah!
- No!
- Him a stand up there.
- You no see him up there?
- I'm almost make it into Dobbie.
- Bumba clot.
- Ras clot.
- Ras. Dis ???
- Guidance.
- Ras! Me leg.
- Cha, man. Me can't feel me leg.
- Stick with the horn.
- Who this pussyhole mashing horn ???
- You can't escape.
- Surrender. You're surrounded.
- Watch out, breda. Take cover.
- Take cover!
- Got the foreign in me sight.
- I got you right in me sights.
- Me have a clear shot on de man.
- Thank you, sir.
- Give thanks.
- Stop the car and release me now.
- Yes, me love.
- I, sexy girl. Ha ha.
- Me a gwan give you the sweet hogany, seen?
- You like how me dress so trashy and ready?
- The eyes a star, seen?
MM GJam Hi 1 Mini 1
- Who got me back?
- What in the bumb clot wrong with you?
- Cool now, man. You got me.
- ???
- Bumba clot! No touch me wheels, seen?
- Me a go box you blood clot.
- Cover me now.
- Me done with you.
- Me a go bust you up.
- I dead you mas one. Dead.
- Move on a back side.
- Hurry up now, man.
- Don't test me now, man.
- Cha. You wanna test me?
- Blood clot!
- Ras!
- You wanna feel back sweet me?
- You must a tink that me's a pussy clot.
- Me a go mash you down.
- I'm are the don round here.
- You gonna learn some respect now, boys.
- Mek we dweet.
- Ease up, pussy clot.
- You damn idiot.
- Don't test me, pussy.
- Watch yourself, boy. Me nah play.
- Dat fuckery gon burn you, seen?
- Dat man right dere.
- Him nah worry me.
- See dis rude boy dere so?
- Lickle more, ras hole.
- Me back for you pussyhole.
- Me see you.
- Dat pussy clot are dead.
- I'm ready.
MM GJam Hi 2 Mini 1
- Give me some cover an ting.
- You fucking with the wrong rasta.
- Easy there, bredren. We cool, we cool.
- Step outta I's ground before badness start.
- Rhaatid. Only in America.
- What de hell was that, man?
- Cover me, seen.
- This ain't no place for you, brother. Get outta here.
- What de fuck, man?
- What you want from me, man?
- Move out me way.
- I got business to be attending to.
- Dis shit only happen in America.
- Forward. I got somewhere to be.
- Cha.
- Bumba clot.
- I'm going to mash you up.
- I'll box your head in.
- I fight jam down style. None of this pussy American shit.
- No one in this country fight like they do in ???
- You a bobo for picking a fight with me an ting.
- You going down, ya stupid ras clot.
- Hey. What's your problem, man?
- Watch yourself.
- Where you be driving dat ting?
- You trying to vex me, brother?
- You want some beef with me?
- I'm keeping an eye on this bloodclot.
- Dis ras clot don't be up to no goodness. I watch him.
- Me got me eye on this guy.
- How you like your own medicine?
- Dis is a taste of what you gave me.
- There he be.
- Alright.
- You ain't nuttin.
MM GRu 2 Lo 2 Full 1
- You are shit.
- Russian
- I haven't done shit so fuck you.
- I want one of those.
- Get the fuck off.
- Hi.
- Hey, I've taken more enjoyable shits.
- No fucking way.
- Hit him in the face.
- Fuck, I'm good.
- The best way to make to make an American agree with you is to use a baseball bat.
- You fucking idiot.
- I tell you, American girls give the best blowjobs.
- I'm not liking the look of this guy. Keep watch.
- Russian
- Hey. Fuck off.
- Russian
- Fuckhead.
- Do you know who you're fucking with?
- Russian
- Who is this? Watch him.
- You asshole.
- Asshole.
- Not today. Thanks.
- Put that away.
- Russian
- You are wise, my friend.
- You son of a bitch.
- Motherfucker.
- He is there.
- I swear, we are putting more chemicals in these fucking things.
- Over there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck off before I kill you.
- Russian
- Ah. Fuck it.
- Get the fuck away.
- I'm so good.
- The table is not flat.
- Russian
- What the fuck are you doing with that around here?
- No.
- You piece of shit.
- I'm so good.
- Russian
- Give me one of those.
- Yes. How do you like that?
- Russian
- Fucking asshole.
- This is not a good place for you. Fuck off somewhere else.
- Fuck you. You got nothing on me.
- You better fuck off quick.
- You fuck.
- This is the truth.
- American girls will let you do anything you want to them. Anything.
- Russian
- I should kill you or that.
- This is a great game.
- Dickhead.
- Russian You're not welcome here.
- Don't sell your shit here. Fuck off.
- Get me a number twelve.
- Watch it, asshole.
- You speak the truth.
- Fuck off.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- A man always look better with smoke in his mouth.
- Not interested.
- Hi baby, it's me.
- I know exactly what you mean.
- I hate this fucking game.
- What a master.
- Bye.
- American are basically pussies. Just say to hurt them and they give you what you want.
- Fuck, yes!
- Break those fucking legs.
- You're right, my friend.
- Yes.
- Do you know who I am?
- If you want to succeed here, you can't think about the consequences. You just do what needs to be done.
- Russian
- Okay. Well done.
- You lucky fuck.
- Put that fucking weapon away.
- If you need somebody to do what you want, you give beating to them until they stop moving.
- Russian
- Yes. Gone.
- Russian
- Where did you buy your driver's license?
- You drive like a fucking retard.
- Run!
- You want me to knock you down?
- Hurry up, dickhead.
- Move your ass.
- Come on, fuckhead.
- Move, you son of a bitch.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Fuck off.
- Russian
- Asshead.
- Fucking dick.
- You fuck.
- Motherfucker.
- Russian
- Russian
- Now you get to feel some Russian pain.
- Russian
- I'm going to destroy your face.
- I gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat.
- Russian
- Russian
- What? I'm not fucking follow you.
- Watch who you fuck with.
- Don't fucking touch me.
- Get the fuck away from here.
- We don't want you around here. Fuck off.
- What the fuck are you thinking, asshole?
- Hey asshole, fuck you.
- Fuck you.
- You don't fuck with people here. Understand?
- Back up. Stop that shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No. Drop yours.
- Fuck you, pig.
- Da.
- You fucking loser.
- Loser.
- Russian
- This is my fucking car.
- Next time I break your fucking hands.
- Get the fuck out of my car.
- I should shoot you for that.
- Russian
- Show me your ass, baby.
- Oh, great tits, baby.
- Russian
- I gotta do some shit with Mikhail.
- I know, baby. I wouldn't belong.
- I want you to wear those boots I like.
- I don't know about that. We'll have to see.
- Ha. I have got a present for you. You will like it I think.
- Hi, baby.
- Me too. See you later.
- Yes.
- Yep.
- Okay.
- Sure thing.
- Yes, okay.
- Shit!
- Fuck!
- He's up there.
- He went up there.
- Get me vodka.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Motherfucker.
- Ah! Ah! My fucking leg. Ah! Ah!
- Ah! Ah! The fucking ???
- Hey. Shut the fuck up.
- Stop that fucking noise, asshole.
- Hey asshole, you're surrounded. There is nowhere to run.
- Hey asshole, we got you now.
- Russian
- Russian
- I have you in my sight, asshole.
- Hey asshole, you are dead.
- Die, you sorry son of a bitch.
- Thanks.
- Russian
- Let me out of the fucking car.
- I forgot to tell you I need more socks. They all fucked.
- I don't care. Make whatever you want.
- Say it again, I got shit reception.
MM GRu Lo 2 Mini 1
- Cover me. I'm going in.
- KGB. Someone help me.
- You win, okay? Game over.
- Russian
- What are you doing? Russian
- You scared of me, yes?
- No. My boss is going to kill me.
- Stop shooting.
- I will kill you.
- No. No. No. Russian
- No. They found me.
- Russian Let's go. Russian
- Do not bore me. I do not like boring.
- Russian You're making me angry.
- Come on. I'm late for my blowjob. Move.
- Ah!
- You fucking fool.
- They call me the Golden Bear.
- The dance of death. Ha ha.
- These hands crushed a bear's skull.
- I have abs of steel.
- I will fart on your corpse.
- I will make love to your wife, dead man.
- Hey. Watch where you're going.
- Get some new eyes. Fool.
- Hey. Russian
- Don't play games. Russian
- Back off. Russian
- Keep your eye on that one.
- You see that fool? Watch him.
- Great. A troublemaker.
- Not in America. No way.
- Ha. I steal it back.
- Dasvidaniya
- Bye bye.
- Heh heh heh.
MM GRu 2 Hi 1 Full 1
- Some day soon we will take over this fucking town.
- ???
- Hi.
- I want a new fucking car with shiny fucking rims.
- Don't you fuck with me. I know people.
- Give me number two.
- Please, just fuck off.
- Fuck yous.
- ???
- This is garbage.
- Oh, shit.
- Come on. Yeah.
- Fuck me.
- I got it.
- My fucking car.
- Yes, for sure.
- I like this city. It's a good place to be.
- You see this guy over here? He thinks he some sort of big shot.
- What? How the fuck did that happen?
- You fucking bastard.
- Give me some cover.
- Watch where you go.
- These American's are fucking soft. We can do whatever we want. Ha ha ha ha.
- I totally agree with you.
- Do you know who you're fucking with, huh?
- How the fuck did I miss that?
- Looks like another idiot fucking about in our turf. Look.
- You will die painfully.
- Oh. You fucking idiot.
- No. Not with you.
- You want an accident? Put that away.
- Hey. What are you doing here?
- No. Don't kill me. I'm not a bad person.
- I will hunt you down!
- ???
- Always something happening around here. It's cool, yes?
- He's over there.
- You looking for trouble? Huh?
- Okay, now you talk sense.
- Please. No. I just want a normal life.
- Last chance.
- Uh uh.
- This is not my day.
- Hey. Get the fuck out of here.
- Okay, okay.
- Again. I fucking miss.
- Nobody smashes into my fucking car.
- Put that away unless you wanna have an accident.
- ???
- Fuck you, asshole.
- There it is.
- Cover me. This asshole's all over me.
- Give me a large one of those.
- Did you see that? I won.
- Oh yes.
- I will kill your fucking family.
- No. You must fuck off now.
- I... I like this place but I still miss my little town in Russia, you know?
- Did you see Yuri's new gun? I need to get one of those. Fuck.
- Hey. Watch it, cop. I know my rights here.
- Run away fast or we kick your fucking ass.
- This is a new fucking bike, asshole.
- ???
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What is wrong with me today?
- Are you fucking drunk or something?
- Hey, you. Yeah, you.
- Get the fuck away from here. We don't want you here.
- I want number two.
- Watch it, you fucking idiot.
- That is very true.
- Fuck off.
- I'm playing like shit today.
- Die, you fucking peasant.
- You know, I sometimes think "should've stayed in fucking Russia".
- So long.
- This city makes me feel alive, you know?
- Get away, you dirty whore.
- Hello, hello. Are you there? It's me.
- I know what you're saying. Yes.
- Shit.
- I like this.
- ???
- Yes, Okay. I win.
- Give that little fucking shit.
- Yes, yes, I agree.
- Da.
- Hey, you crazy asshole.
- Fuck. It's gonna blow.
- At least we don't have to work in some shitty factory anymore, eh?
- Well played... this time.
- I do not believe that.
- Put that fucking thing away.
- Go get fucked.
- Go on.
- ???
- You can't mess with American girls. One little hit and they're fucking run away screaming.
- That's fucking true.
- Get off the fucking street.
- Learn to fucking drive.
- Hurry outta my way.
- You hurry now or I run you down.
- What are you fucking doing?
- Why do you fucking stop now?
- ???
- You be okay. I bring you vodka soon.
- ???
- Hey.
- Fuck.
- Oh shit.
- ???
- Duck down.
- I can take you down no problem.
- You do not scare me.
- You ain't travel here, you understand?
- I'm hard as fuck, yes?
- Now you learn how we fight in Russia.
- ???
- Don't be fucking idiot. Me, following you? Pft.
- Hey. I don't want to have to hurt you.
- Be careful who you walk into, huh?
- You are not welcome here. Get lost.
- What the fuck you do around here? Get lost.
- What the fuck you blasted idiot?
- Hey. What're you trying to do?
- Fuck. Stop the car, idiot.
- Hey. Hey. Stop that shit.
- Hey. Don't be a fucking idiot. Not around here.
- I watch out for him.
- I got my eye on him.
- Who is this idiot?
- No. I don't drop this for no fucking cop.
- ???
- Okay.
- Get fucking job, bum.
- Join the fucking army.
- Go to Hell.
- Get the fuck outta there.
- This is my fucking car.
- Give me my fucking car back.
- Not so fucking clever now.
- You're lucky I don't fucking slit your throat.
- That was fucking stupid of you.
- Show me those fucking tits, baby.
- Woo! She wants me.
- Look at that ass. Oh my God.
- I don't want it for that much. One-hundred and twenty is as high as I go.
- What the fuck is wrong with you? Always you try this shit.
- When will you stop fucking around and just make me serious offer?
- You do not learn, do you?
- No, I don't wanna hear your shit. It bores me.
- Yes, what do you want?
- Bye.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I know.
- Yes.
- Fucking okay.
- Fuck!
- Whoa!
- Up there.
- He's up there.
- Ugh. Fuck. Where am I?
- Oh shit.
- Shit.
- Oh fuck me.
- Fuck.
- Aw! My fucking leg.
- Ah! Fuck me. Ah!
- Hey, shut the fuck up.
- Hey, stop your fucking noise.
- Now you give up or you are fucked.
- Ha ha ha. We fucking got you now.
- Take cover.
- Careful! Get to cover.
- Now you go down.
- I got you now.
- I gonna take your head off.
- ???
- Thank you.
- Oh shit! Stop.
- Do you want me to have to come around and tell you again?
- I'm getting very bored with your shit.
- I'm tired now. Just make me an offer.
- I really don't understand. What the fuck is wrong with you?
- You already know what my final offer is. You fucking prick.
MM GRu2 Hi 1 Mini 1
- Come on, guys. Cover me.
- You will hear from the Russians.
- Okay, okay. Please don't shoot me again.
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Hey. Stop that now.
- Shit. I must stop drinking.
- Shit. Cover me.
- Better start running, dick.
- Someone will lose their teeth for this.
- I'll tear your tits off.
- What are we fucking doing here?
- This traffic is shit.
- I'm out of booze. Let's go.
- I'm going to get mettle soon.
- Gah.
- What the hell?
- Let's fucking do this.
- I'll make a coward out of you.
- Someone wants to wake up in the hospital.
- I'll rip your arms off.
- You should start running.
- Get ready to cry like a bitch.
- You've got a lot of balls.
- Do you know where you are?
- Hey, you looking for trouble.
- Come on. Punch it, asshole.
- Watch it.
- I'm on him like glue.
- Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
- This guys is fucking trouble.
- Big man, huh? You're too slow.
- I'm sorry. I have to kill you now.
- I got him in my sights.
- You are targeted, asshole.
- Don't move. I will pull this trigger.
MM GRu Hi 2 Full 1
- Russian
- You shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- What? What you say? Russian
- Number thirteen.
- Fuck. This is worse than Communist Party speech day.
- Russian
- Hello?
- Russian
- Russian
- Cripple the fucker.
- You motherfucker.
- Did you see that fucking shit?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- That guy looks suspicious. Watch him for me.
- If you are cheating, I will kill you.
- Fuck off. Get away from that.
- Russian
- Are you fucking blind?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- What the fuck is happening to me?
- Russian
- Russian
- Shit. My fucking car.
- Russian
- Russian
- Your weapon. Put that away.
- Don't kill me.
- Fucking asshole.
- There.
- Russian
- He there.
- Russian
- Russian
- You leave or I'll kill you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Get away from my vehicle.
- I could have invented this game.
- I don't believe this shit.
- My new car. Fuck.
- Russian
- No. No no show weapon around here.
- No.
- Russian
- Russian
- Give me some cover.
- Number eight.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No. You leave from here. Now.
- Russian
- Russian
- I wonder how much money it would take to bribe you, you dumb pig.
- Leave now. Or I will kill you.
- Watch my fucking bike, asshole.
- Now you die.
- Russian
- Russian
- You stupid fucking American.
- Fuck you. No ??? here. Go now.
- Number twenty-five.
- What are you doing? Watch my bike.
- Russian
- Fuck off.
- I hate this game anyway.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hi, brother. It's me.
- Russian
- Russian
- I hope you watching closely.
- Bye.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Yes.
- Fuck.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Put that away.
- Russian
- Yeah. Destroy them. Fucking destroy them.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You drive like my grandmother.
- Learn to fucking drive.
- Russian
- Get out of the road or I'll run you down.
- Russian
- Come on.
- Russian
- Don't fuck with me.
- Stay the fuck away from me.
- Russian
- Mudak.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Stay down.
- Kill! Kill!
- I'll make you bleed.
- I'll fuck you up.
- I'll kill you.
- I'll break your face.
- Russian
- Come on.
- Ugh.
- What? You crazy Americans. I don't even understand what you want, you stupid fuck.
- Russian
- Russian
- Get away from here.
- Clear off out of our place.
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey. Get the fuck away from me.
- Hey, you. No fuck about around here.
- Hey, mister. You stop that shit.
- Okay. I got him.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Da.
- I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
- Russian
- Fuck off.
- You'll never fuck with me again.
- Russian
- Give back my car, asshole.
- You stupid moron.
- Thank your God you're not dead.
- If I see you again I will fucking kill you.
- You look like a dirty bitch. I like you.
- Come and suck me dry.
- Fuck. I want to suck your titties.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hello.
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Da. Da.
- Russian
- Okay.
- Russian
- Fuck!
- Ah!
- He up there!
- Up there!
- Where the fuck am I? I had the weirdest dream.
- Shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah. In the fucking leg, you bastard.
- I will cut off both your fucking legs, asshole.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Russian
- Russian
- Come out. We will only kill you a little bit.
- Get behind some cover.
- Careful. Take cover.
- I have him in my sight.
- This fool's about to die.
- Russian
- Thank you.
- Russian
- Let me out.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
MM Gru2 Hi 2 Mini 1
- Give me some cover fire.
- You motherfucker.
- Don't kill me.
- Get out of here, you fuck.
- Get away from there. That is mine. Get away.
- You hit me, you idiot.
- Cover me.
- You should run along, little doggie.
- Shit.
- Shit.
- Move it along.
- Get out of the way.
- Let's go. You're blocking traffic.
- Keep moving, you idiot.
- Aw, shit.
- Hey.
- I must break you.
- You will lose.
- You hit like my wife.
- I'm going to beat you like you were my wife.
- You hit like such a little girl.
- I'm not afraid of you.
- Get out of my way.
- Show some respect.
- Are you kidding me?
- You almost hit me, you son of a bitch.
- Learn how to drive.
- Yeah. I see him.
- Yes. He looks like trouble.
- This guy is up to no good.
- That is mine, you dog.
- Not on my watch.
- If he dies, he dies.
- Goodbye, asshole.
- See you in Hell.
MM Gtr Hi 2 Mini 1
- Cover me.
- This is gonna get you killed.
- No. You got the wrong guy.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- I'll kill you, asshole.
- I need some cover.
- That's it. Last chance to walk outta here.
- You stupid motherfucker.
- Fuck. Are you from the casino?
- Move it.
- Get a move on.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Get out of the fucking road.
- Shit.
- Fuck.
- Get ready for some nerve damage.
- Bet you a hundred I put you in the hospital.
- I run the show around here.
- I have the body of an eighteen year old.
- I never get tired of this shit.
- I still like to get my hands dirty.
- I'll cut you up, you rude motherfucker.
- Are you trying to get funny with me, asshole?
- There's a gun on you right now, motherfucker.
- I'm giving you one last chance.
- We need to teach him a lesson.
- Don't worry. I can make him disappear.
- That prick needs to be careful.
- Anything you can do I can do better.
- Learn to respect your elder, you motherfuck.
- I got you right where I want you.
- It's been a pleasure, asshole.
- This is gonna feel good.
MM Gtr1 Hi 1 Mini 1
- Is somebody cover me or what?
- You're a fucking dead man.
- Fuck. Enough already. You made your point.
- I'm only gonna tell you once. Fuck off.
- I'll break your face, you fucking idiot.
- Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
- Here. Who got my back?
- Fuck off. Asshole.
- I'll fucking kill you.
- Are you outta your fucking mind?
- I'm five seconds from fucking somebody up.
- What the fuck are you doing? Move it.
- Hey, shit-for-brains, get a move on.
- What the fuck is this, retarded hour?
- Fuck you.
- Motherfucker!
- I can make this quick and just ???
- Time to sweat out that jar of mayonaise.
- A little bit of exercise. Just like the doctor said.
- Fuck. I'm one cheeseburger away from a heart attack.
- My chest tighter than a nat's ass.
- ???
- You want me to teach you manners, motherfucker?
- I'm the last person you wanna fuck with, bitch.
- You're gonna be in a whole world of shit.
- You got any idea who you're fucking with?
- Have you seen the size of me, motherfucker?
- Don't worry. I've got my eye on him.
- Yeah. Thinks he some kind of badass.
- That punk is really starting to piss me off.
- Welcome to carjacking master class.
- Now, that's how you jack a car, asshole.
- That's it. Stay right there.
- Time to put this fucker down.
- There he is. I love this job.
MM GunNut 1
- You give guns a bad name, buddy.
- You picked the wrong American to fuck with, pal.
- Not from these cold, dead hands, buddy.
- Whoa. Watch it, pal.
- That's a thirty-eight caliber attitude you've got there, asshole.
- Hey. In America, we say "excuse me".
- Alright. This ain't the first time I had a piece pulled on me.
- The weapon's one thing. You gotta know how to use it.
- Mister, guns are for recreation, not intimidation.
- Aw, fuck! My leg!
- Shit. My leg. God dammit.
- Oh Jesus, that hurts!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for that.
MM GunNut 1 Help 1
- Start a fight in a gun shop? What's next, rob a prison?
- Shoot to kill, boys.
- Hey, genius. You are seriously outgunned.
- You shoulda kept your receipt.
- Whoa. Look at this tough guy.
- You are ruining guns for the rest of us.
- You're dead meat, fucker.
- Ha ha ha. Alright. Some action.
MM GunNut 1 Help 2
- It's your funeral, buddy.
- Kill him before the cops get here.
- Nobody fucks with Steve.
- Good job. We got guns too.
- I never get tired of this.
- Damn, we get some difficult customers.
- Another happy customer, huh?
- Off this guy already.
MM HPorter 1
- Hello.
- Get the fuck out of here, you piece of shit.
- Hello.
- Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
- Somebody help me. He's got a gun.
- Stop that, you piece of shit.
- The sick fuck's got a gun.
- Yes.
- That was uncalled for.
- I make no trouble. Leave me alone.
- He's over there.
- The pig fucker went that way.
- Police! Police!
- How dare you, you, you motherfuck.
- Yes.
- I call cops. You are fucked, my friend.
- Who asked you?
- Get the fuck away from me.
- No.
- He's got a gun.
- Don't you have some yardies to shake down?
- That's him over there.
- Get me a number ten and don't spit in my food.
- Fuck you, you piece of shit.
- Get a real job.
- Goodbye.
- The filthy gypsie has stolen my money.
- So long.
- No.
- Eat pig shit.
- That fucker's got a gun.
- Get out of the way, you stupid asshole.
- Move, you idiot.
- Move it, you worthless whore.
- Get that fucking piece of shit out of here.
- Move your piece of shit.
- Will this fucking idiot move already?
- Get the fuck out of my way.
- Sorry.
- Oopsie daisy.
- Pardon me.
- Watch where you going.
- Have you tried looking up your ass?
- Motherfuck you.
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Eat shit.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, please.
- Your mother was a whore and sleeps with pigs.
- I'm going to fuck you in the asshole.
- I will make you my prostitute, you worthless asshole.
- Fuck you, man. Leave me alone.
- Go bother someone else.
- I have no time for this foolishness.
- Get away from me.
- I not follow you, crazy asshole.
- Some scumfuck just stole my fucking car, buddy.
- He's up there.
- That's the son of a bitch up there.
- There he is, up there.
- My God.
- I owe you a great debt. Thank you.
- Son of bitch.
- Whoa.
- My God.
- You broke my leg, man.
- You shoot my leg.
- Son of bitch.
- Whoa.
- My God.
- Thank you.
- I appreciate it greatly.
- I... I don't want no trouble.
- Let me out.
- Get the fuck out.
- Get your own car, horsefucker.
- The guests here make me sick.
- Can I go on break now?
- I had sex with another guest.
- I am so bored.
- Get a real job.
MM KoreaCook 1
- Get lost, loser.
- Hey there.
- Don't push me. I don't care who you are.
- Get the Hell out.
- Stop or I'll make ya.
- Hey.
- I did nothing to deserve this.
- Go away before I kill you.
- He's got a gun.
- Out of here.
- You think I'm a pushover?
- Yeah.
- Tired of this shit.
- Don't shoot!
- Look! There he is!
- He's right there!
- You gonna pay for this.
- Yeah.
- Leave before I beat the Hell out of you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's going to shoot me!
- Absolutely not.
- That's a gun. I'm outta here.
- This is bullshit. I don't need to take this.
- He's there!
- I'll take number nine.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Nah.
- So long.
- Hey! I was just mugged!
- See ya.
- No.
- Screw you and your dog.
- You want me to use you for target practice?
- Who the hell is blocking the way?
- I'm going to strange the idiot blocking the way.
- Move it. You don't want to get me upset.
- If you don't want me to smack you, get going.
- I'm going to count to ten. You better move.
- Do you want me to kick your ass?
- Get moving, moron.
- Whoa.
- Hey.
- What the fuck?
- What's your problem?
- Moron.
- Not in the mood. Get lost.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- What the hell?
- Hey, asshole.
- Whoa!
- Coming through, please.
- Excuse me.
- Come get me.
- Show me what you've got.
- Is that all you got?
- You can do better than that.
- I don't need that shit.
- No fucking way.
- Crazy motherfucker.
- Lunatic.
- Wacko.
- Not me.
- Look up. He's there.
- He's up there. You see?
- Up there. That's him.
- Oh man.
- Unbelievable.
- I'm back. I love this country.
- Ah. For crying out loud.
- Oh, man.
- Shit.
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
- Grunts of pain
- Oh no.
- Thought I'd seen everything.
- Unbelievable.
- Thanks.
- Hey, thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- Stop! Let me out, asshole.
- You don't wanna take me with you. I have trouble dealing with my anger.
- Come on. Don't do this.
- Let me out. I got a wife.
- Let me out, you scumbag.
MM MidTown 1 BD1
- Don't shoot me.
- Fuck!
- Easy now.
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit
- What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- Where did you learn how to drive?
- Oh, he's got a gun.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Get out of the way.
- Get off the road, dummy.
- I should just hit you.
- Move it.
- Get that thing moving.
- Sorry.
- Whoa. Sorry.
- Watch where you going.
- Hey!
- What are you, blind?
- Watch it!
- Leave me alone.
- Yeah, like I'd fight you.
- Fuck off.
- Tell me I didn't just see that.
MM MidTown 1 BN1
- Look out! Psycho's got a gun!
- Run!
- He's got a piece.
- Relax there, buddy.
- Get outta the way.
- What the fuck you think you are?
- Shit.
- You crazy son of a bitch!
- You jerk.
- Get out my way.
- Don't kill me.
- I need help.
- Holy shit.
MM PHarbron 1 BD1
- Hey, hey, you the man up in this piece. No doubt.
- My car! Pull your head out your ass, man.
- Who's this blood pulling me out of my ride?
- Damn. What the hell's wrong with people around here?
- I'm too fat to run but I'll do it this one time.
- Don't be messing with a black man's car.
- Ain't you got no respect for a dude's short?
- Hey, look here, daddio. I'm... I'm gonna be on my way.
- Easy. Easy. You messing up my vine, son.
- If it ain't one thing, it's the motherfucking next.
- Yo, blood. Move it.
- Don't make me hit the gas. I'll do it, hear?
- Come on, man, move it. I got hot sex waiting on a plate.
- Hurry up, man. Got me a mmm young freak waiting.
- Don't step on the shoes, hear?
- Get your hand out my pocket.
- Ease up, son. I ain't gonna play with your ass.
- Damn, baby.
- Trifling mother.
- Ain't got no sense.
- I'm too pretty to fight but not to big to run.
- Fighting in the street? I'm a grown ass man.
- You lucky I ain't got my pistol, son.
- Whoa. High John the Conqueror, what was that?
MM PHarborN 1 BN1
- You fucking crazy?
- This don't make sense.
- Quit playing.
- I ain't fucking with no diet.
- The ladies love big boys.
- I can't fuck with no skinny bitches.
- Hey, you're crazy.
- You crazy fuck!
- Fucking asshole.
- I ain't got shit to prove.
- I'm no gangster.
- Let's not go there.
- Ain't that a bitch?
MM Pilot 1 BD1
- A pistol. He has a pistol!
- Not my car. No.
- Don't kill me.
- Aw shit, my car.
- Don't shoot. I'm not American.
- Stop! Don't hurt my vehicle.
- Aw no, no, no, no.
- Oh no. No shooting.
- I just... I don't wanna die.
- What is this? This country is mad.
- Who is this idiot?
- Are you out of your mind? Please.
- What is this vehicle?
- Move that, please. Someone.
- Excuse me.
- You know you bumped me.
- Oh no!
- Please. Careful. Careful.
- Aw, no. Fucking no.
- Ah! No. I don't think so.
- No way.
- Holy shit. No fight for me.
- Oh, wow.
MM Pilot BN1
- Get outta the way.
- Help!
- He's got a gun.
- What are you doing?
- Don't push me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Idiot.
- Watch out.
- Moron.
- Get the hell away from me.
- Leave me alone.
- I don't want to fight you.
- What the fuck?
MM PIndus 1 BD1
- You can't do this to me.
- Get that gun away from me.
- My fucking wheels. You're dead.
- Let me go, asshole.
- Whoa. What do you think you're doing?
- Stop threatening me.
- Whoa. Stop fucking up my wheels.
- I'm gonna kill whoever did this.
- Ah! He's packing heat!
- Who do you think you are?
- Let's go. I got drinking to do.
- This traffic fucking blows.
- I'm growing impatient here.
- Hurry it up. My buzz is wearing off.
- Watch it, douchebag.
- You agging me on?
- You got some nerve.
- Jack off.
- Fucking dick.
- Douchebag.
- I'm gonna pound you good.
- These muscles mean business.
- You're in a world of hurt.
- You think you're tough?
- Show me what you got.
- I'm aching to kick some ass.
- I don't think so, asshole.
- Nice try, buddy, but you ain't jacking me.
- Holy shit. What the fuck?
MM PIndus 1 BN1
- Out of the way.
- Get outta the way.
- Move!
- Cool it down.
- Don't be a jerk.
- Don't be a prick.
- Fucking jerk.
- Asshole.
- Jerk off.
- You fucking jerk.
- I oughta take your head off.
- You ready for a cop punch?
- I'm taking you down.
- Back down, you stupid fuck.
- Watch this.
- Holy shit.
MM PIndus 2 BD1
- No man. This car belong to me mother.
- Ras. A shotter. Easy man. No worries.
- Ras. Look how you mash up ??? car.
- Ras man. What you a doin?
- ???
- Rhaatid shotters. ???
- Get off of me transport, mon.
- An who is gonna fix me car? Tell me now.
- Easy, man, easy. Me no want no trouble.
- Yanking me out me car? You crazy?
- Oh look. You can't drive for nothing.
- Drive now. ???
- Cha. The road is for drive, you not see that?
- I tell you, man. Me no like people. None of them.
- Get out my rhaatid way, you ras hole.
- Don't test me, pussy hole. Go on.
- Ras. Move out me way, you pussy hole.
- You crazy?
- Ease up, mon.
- Watch out.
- You want touch ??? do ya?
- Me gonna break your damn neck, seen?
- You think this a game, man? Me no play.
- You want box with ??? now.
- Me gon mash up your damn face, seen?
- ???
- You crazy, man. Me from Jamaica.
- You tink you can take a Yardie car like so?
- That is pure dopey business.
MM PIndus 2 BN1
- I don't wanna be shot in here an ting.
- I an I not dying for this.
- Boderation. Me can't feel ma teeth.
- What ya doin?
- Step away.
- Move off, seen?
- Shit!
- Fuckin crazy.
- I. Watch the man.
- Cha. This be boderation.
- I'm gonna mash up an ting.
- Come on now, bumba clot.
- I an I gonna fight you good.
- You goin down, ras clot.
- You know I gwan kick your ass.
- Ja!
MM PItalian 1 BD1
- Do not. I'm connected.
- Who's the dipshit?
- I'll fuck your mother.
- Joey's gonna kill me.
- Whoa. Hey. Easy.
- My fucking car, you asswipe.
- Hey, you're crazy.
- Phil's gonna kill you.
- The loonie bin open up?
- You mental or something?
- Hey dipshit, let's go.
- Hey. This traffic sucks.
- Shouldn't let idiots drive.
- You're fucking with my threads?
- What's the big idea?
- Ain't this some bullshit?
- Whoa!
- Easy!
- Let's watch it.
- I'll be back... with a gun!
- You know who I am?
- You're fucking with the wrong guy.
- That's some crazy shit right there.
MM PItalian 1 BN1
- You're gonna kill someone with that thing.
- You wanna go to jail?
- Put that piece away.
- Excuse me.
- Whoa there.
- Pardon me.
- Shit.
- Damn.
- Hey.
- You're nuts.
- I ain't falling for that.
- Next time, junior.
- What the fuck?
MM PItalian 2
- Hey baby, can I buy those tits a drink?
- Sure, whatever. You can hop out here.
- Jesus. Let me have a go.
- Taxi.
- How you doing?
- Hey, bitch. Wanna do a shot with me?
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Since when was this a crime?
- Two of those. Gotta keep my strength up.
- Get the hell outta here, you fucking punk.
- You could do better than this.
- Hey there.
- Give me a fucking break.
- What's your fucking problem?
- This is worse than last week.
- I've had it with chicks. Lap dancing, that's all they're good for.
- Somebody's about to get hit.
- I'll keep driving till the money runs out but then you're on your own.
- Don't touch me, you son of a bitch.
- You're making a big mistake.
- You're a fucking psycho.
- What the fuck's wrong with you?
- Are you crazy? Watch the fucking road.
- Here we are.
- No! That cab's all I got.
- I've taken dumps that look better than that.
- Fuck. Take it easy.
- You're in a world of shit now, dickhead.
- Hey buddy, where ya heading?
- I'll fucking kill you.
- You stupid fuck.
- You're out of your fucking mind.
- You're fucking dead, you hear me?
- You fucking idiot.
- Sure.
- Hey, what is this "Fuck with the Italian Day"?
- I'm not stirring some other guys' parage.
- Fucking women. We should take back the vote.
- Oh, it's on now, asshole.
- Sorry buddy, you gotta take the cab at the front.
- Somebody take this bastard down.
- What the fuck? I gotta get outta here.
- My wife. Shoes and handbags. That's all she cares about.
- You're mine, punk. Just you wait.
- Over there. That's him.
- Shit. You just nailed somebody.
- Beer and a chaser.
- That's the son of a bitch.
- Make your fucking mind up.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Good job. Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah.
- Are you fucking blind?
- Son of a bitch. Get the fuck outta here.
- You're going to regret that. I fucking promise you.
- Hey buddy, you're gonna need to put your foot down.
- I'll go for that one.
- Hey. What the fuck are you doing?
- Why don't you shut your mouth?
- Why do I get all the psychos?
- Don't do it, asshole.
- I'm gonna break your face, you son of a bitch.
- That guy's a fucking lunatic.
- I'm gonna plant your ugly ass.
- No, thanks.
- Son of a bitch.
- What am I doing? Nothing.
- You think I'm running a charity here?
- You asked for it.
- Whiskey straight up.
- Well that should get you part of the way.
- You don't have to tell me twice.
- Sure thing. We'll be there in no time.
- Don't jump the line, asshole.
- Number seven, please. Make it large.
- Fuck you.
- And people pay millions for this shit?
- Fuck you. That shit's for pussies.
- Have a good one.
- Somebody call the cops.
- Get outta my face. You think I want your stink all over me?
- Hey Frankie, it's me.
- Looks like a fucking school project.
- See ya later.
- Nah.
- No fucking way. Don't make me knock you out.
- I'll beat your fucking ass.
- What a pile of crap.
- Hey. There's a fucking line here.
- Suck my dick.
- If that's art, I'm a fucking brain surgeon.
- This is as far as we go.
- Hey, you just hit someone.
- Move it, you dumb fuck.
- Look at this bright spark.
- You're really starting to piss me off.
- Hey fuckface, you want my foot up your ass?
- Hey, you stupid or something?
- Come on, I'm going gray in here.
- I bet that's a fucking woman.
- Move that piece of shit.
- Hey. Get off the fucking road.
- What's your problem?
- You wanna try that again?
- Hey. Watch it, dumbass.
- You trying to start something?
- Apologize, you stupid fuck.
- Never heard of it and I know this city better than my own ass.
- Son of a bitch.
- Fuck me.
- What the fuck?
- Shit.
- Asshole.
- Hey. Let me through.
- Mind your backs.
- You wanna fight me or fuck me? Bring it.
- Where do you learn those moves, ballet class?
- Come on.
- Fuck.
- TWenty bucks say I break your nose.
- Are you pussies or what?
- One headbutt. That's all I ask.
- Go with the left.
- Drop that sack of shit.
- Back of the knees. Never fails.
- I'll be ready for you next time, asshole.
- You haven't seen the last of me, dickhead.
- You fucking punk. I'll be back for you.
- Next time you see me I'll have a bat in your face.
- Are you fucking kidding me? Get outta here.
- People like you give the city a bad name.
- Lazy bum. I work fucking twelve hours a day.
- Why don't you stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking job?
- Is that the cops? Some prick just stole my car.
- Hey baby, does the carpet match the curtains?
- Wanna know how I respect women? With one hand, baby.
- Bet you spend more times on your knees than standing up.
- I'm telling ya, if that bitch died tomorrow, I'd throw a fucking party.
- I work hard and I expect my fucking dinner on the table.
- She doesn't even fuck me no more. What kind of marriage is that?
- You're not gonna believe this, she asked me to do the fucking dishes.
- That cow spends more time in the bathroom than in the kitchen.
- Hey, Frankie.
- Good talking to ya, Frankie.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- You're right.
- I hate her.
- That's the guy.
- There's the asshole. Up there.
- Hang in there. I ain't giving CPR to no guy.
- Don't worry, I'll talk ya through this.
- I'm sorry, buddy. I might have dozed off there.
- Thanks, Doc. I thought I was a goner.
- Fuck.
- What the fuck's happening to this city?
- This used to be a good neighborhood.
- Ah! Not the fucking leg.
- Fuck! The son of a bitch shot me.
- Ah, shit.
- Fuck me.
- What the fuck was that?
- Hey, thanks.
- Grazie.
- I don't want no trouble.
- Let me the hell outta here.
- This is fucked up.
- Pull over, you son of a bitch.
- Don't make me put you through that window.
MM PItalian 2 BD1
- Everybody get down!
- Fuck. I can't stop crashing this thing.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Did I just get hit?
- Stop. Please don't shoot.
- What are you doing to my ride, motherfucker?
- Shit. I think I just hit someone.
- Help. He's gonna shoot.
- Hey. What the fuck is this?
- Come on. Move already.
- Are you stipid or something?
- Whose got right of away here?
- Looks like an ambush to me.
- Is that guy trying to park there?
- Do I know that guy?
- What am I, fucking invisible?
- Hey. Open your fucking eyes.
- Fuck.
- Shit.
- What the hell?
- You must be fucking crazy.
- This is all too much shit for me.
- I'm not taking no shit from you.
- Fuck. What's going on today?
MM PItalian 2 BN1
- He's got a gun.
- Get away. He's got a gun.
- Don't shoot me, man.
- Does anybody have manners any more?
- Excuse me.
- Hey buddy, relax.
- Watch it.
- Ah!
- Asshole.
- What's wrong with you?
- Is everybody going nuts?
- I don't wanna fight.
- What the hell is going on?
MM PLatin 1 BD1
- Watch out. He's gonna shoot!
- Spanish
- Hey Spanish
- No.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Take it easy, man.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Typical lazy American.
- Spanish Get a move on.
- This country is one long line.
- You better watch your step Spanish
- You want me to teach you some manners?
- Spanish
- Carajo!
- Spanish
- Mierda.
- I'm a fucking veteran.
- You think you're a tigre? Spanish
- You need to learn some fucking respect.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 1 BN1
- Ah. Help.
- Spanish
- Hey. Put that away.
- Spanish Why you show off disrespect?
- Spanish Why you disrespect my space?
- Spanish and stop disrespecting me.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Fuck you. Spanish
- Spanish Fuck off, man.
- Spanish Enough already, asshole.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 2 BD1
- This pinchy gringo is stealing my ???
- Spanish Easy with the ???
- Spanish What you do to my ???
- Let go of me you pinchy Spanish
- Spanish You fuck my car up Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Get the fuck away from my Spanish
- Spanish You hit my fuckin car, ese.
- Spanish I don't want no trouble.
- You got a lot of Spanish stealing my Spanish
- Spanish I'm late for a Swinger's game.
- This is Spanish I hate waiting.
- Spanish homies. I'm late for a Penetrators game.
- I'm trying to get to my Spanish to see the Swingers.
- Control Spanish homie.
- You a Spanish. Got Swingers tickets.
- I'm late for the game. No time for Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Enough Spanish
- One Spanish and you'll be asleep, puto.
- Think I'm gonna lose to you? Spanish
- Horale. I love kicking some puto's teeth in.
- What you gonna do?
- You beat me up Spanish
- Spanish That's my Spanish
- I'm not letting no pinchy gringo take my Spanish
- Spanish
MM PLatin 2 BN1
- Spanish
- Get down. Spanish
- Watch out, man. He got a gun.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Cabrone.
- Carajo.
- Yes. You want some of this?
- Spanish
- I'm gonna mess you up.
- I'm all about the offense.
- I got more game than Spanish
- Vamos. I'm late for the game.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 3 BD1
- This psycho's out of his mind!
- Who's gonna explain this to my wife?
- It's my wife's car. You can have it.
- No. My car.
- You're a fucking lunatic!
- No. Stop. It's my wife's car.
- She's gonna kill me.
- Careful. He's got a gun.
- Please, just leave me alone.
- Let's go. My wife's gonna have my balls.
- Come on. Get outta the road.
- Sometime today would be nice.
- Come on. This is ridiculous.
- Come on. Step on the gas pedal.
- Hey. Take it easy, man.
- Hey. Get outta my way.
- Watch it. You're gonna hurt someone.
- Asshole!
- Fuckface!
- Son of a bitch.
- I'm such a coward.
- Kiss my ass, fuckface.
- What's your problem, man. Leave me alone.
- Holy shit, man.
MM PLatin 3 BN1
- I don't hate life that much, man.
- My women will kill you for this.
- Not this on top of everything else.
- You some kind of moron?
- Oye. Don't pick my pocket.
- Hey. My wife has all the cash so don't ask.
- Spanish Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
- Cono!
- Cono. I better run to me madre.
- I'm a poor man, not a fighter.
- Spanish I'm outta here.
- Spanish ???
MM PManhat 1 BD1
- Look out. That bloke's got a gun.
- You fucking twit.
- You fucking cock.
- Oh, fucking Hell.
- Watch out. Run!
- Hey. Clear off, you little shit.
- Oi, you prance.
- Christ. He's got a fucking gun.
- Oi. Fuck me.
- Come on. I'm in a bit of a rush.
- Come on, mate.
- Get a bloody move on.
- What you bloody doing?
- Oi. What we waiting for?
- What are you trying to do, you boke?
- ???
- Alright. Steady on.
- Nutter!
- Loonie!
- Menace!
- Get away from me.
- What are you picking on me for?
- I ain't done nothing.
- What the bloody Hell?
MM PManhat 1 BN1
- Yo. I'm out.
- Holy shit.
- No way. Wait. Wait.
- Yo. One love, kid.
- Peace, love, unity and respect, man.
- My bad.
- Yo.
- Ahh!
- Ya!
- Chill, yo, chill.
- Why you playing me?
- Come on, now. What's up with this?
- I must be tripping.
MM PManhat 2 BD1
- I staying 'round here.
- Not the mother sucking wheels, man.
- What is wrong with this world?
- I suppose that was my fault, huh?
- This here is too dangerous.
- Leave a man's ride for Heaven's sake.
- You just wrecked my ride.
- The world's gone crazy.
- This contagion is outraging, man.
- You want my boot in your ass?
- Ease off the road there, friend.
- Please, remove your interference from my existence.
- Hey, I got places to go, you know.
- I'm in no mood for waiting.
- Didn't notice me, huh?
- You watch where you going.
- An apology's already overdue.
- Whoa.
- No.
- Hey.
- Damn assholes lost it, man.
- Mothersucker's going crazy.
- Help my sorry ass. Help.
- Whoa. Lord have mercy.
MM PManhat 2 BN1
- You ain't gonna die today.
- He's got a gun, Jimmy.
- It's okay to run, Jimmy.
- You mess up my threads?
- I'm just walking here.
- Don't disrespect me.
- Watch it, asshole.
- Whoa. I'm walking here.
- Look out.
- This alright. You okay to run.
- I'm a good guy.
- My face is too important.
- I gotta stop talking to myself.
MM POrient 1 BD1
- Don't shoot.
- I don't wanna die.
- No, please.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Ah. My car.
- He has a gun.
- Damn you.
- Ah. Help me.
- I can't take this much longer.
- Stupid person stopping everyone.
- Who's stopping traffic?
- What's blocking the way?
- I am so tired of this.
- Why are people so rude?
- Am I invisible?
- Why?
- Careful.
- Watch it.
- Not good.
- No fighting, man. No fighting.
- Get off me.
- Oh God. Not me.
- Oh, no. Please.
- I don't believe my eyes.
MM POrient 1 BN1
- Oh shit, a gun!
- He's gonna shoot me!
- This lunatic's threatening me!
- Hey, these bones are brittle, you know.
- Sorry I couldn't get out of your way.
- I can't catch a break.
- Damn you!
- Go to Hell!
- You reckless idiot.
- Fighting's not for me.
- I'm too old for this.
- My fighting days are over.
- I can't believe my eyes.
MM Postal 1
- Please. I... I... I didn't take my pills today. Don't make me angry.
- Hey. I think you should leave.
- Lovely day, ain't it?
- Ahhh!
- It's a gun! It's a gun!
- Well, sure.
- You're not supposed to be here.
- He's gone crazy!
- Please don't kill me. I'm a mailman.
- Boys in blue gotta stick together. Right?
- Buzz off.
- Sorry. Got mail to deliver.
- Help! Anybody! Anybody! Help!
- No, thanks.
- Well, eat a wet sock.
- My mistake, good neighbor.
- Caught up in your own thoughts, eh?
- Excuse me.
- Uh, excuse me. Am I near Twenty-Three Church Tree Lane?
- Hmm. Should know that one... but uh, nope, nope.
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- Sweet luma lu.
- Hey!
- No!
- Striking a federal worker is a felony offense.
- Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow.
- Want a special delivery?
- I'm gonna stamp your ass.
- You following me? Cause I can run this route alone, okay pal?
- Just on my regular route.
- I dream of dogs and they're constantly biting my nuts.
- My life is just going down the same beaten path day after day, I mean. Well, yeah I'm a mailman. What do you mean?
- Uh, yeah. I think we can up the dosage.
- Aw. The letters. They just keep coming, and coming, and coming one after the other.
- Depressed? No, I'm fine really. I couldn't be fucking better.
- Hey. Hey how's my favorite shrink?
- Okay, talk. See ya.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but uh...
- Well, you know, okay.
- Mhm, mhm, mhm.
- Oh my God. I... I need to talk to my shrink now.
- Oh, tiddlywinks.
- Fudge. Fudge. Fudge!
- Oh no, no, no, no.
- No. Not a disaster. Not today.
- Hey, switch to decaf.
- Somebody needs a neckrub...
- Ha ha ha. No worries. Ha ha ha.
- Well, look at that.
- Well, in all my years...
- Well, thank you, good neighbor.
- I'm an employee of the federal government.
- You need counseling. I know someone.
- Let me go.
- But who's gonna deliver this mail? Huh?
MM Postal 1 BN1
- You'll get double time for shooting a federal employee.
- You don't wanna get your letters in prison.
- Shooting me is a federal offense.
- Attacking a letter carrier is a federal offense.
- Watch the uniform.
- My uniform is federal property.
- Psycho!
- Drunk!
- Sobre up!
- I'm eating your private parts for breakfast tomorrow.
- Bend over. Let me pull your colon out of your rectum.
- Open wide so I can rip your tongue out.
- First I'll eat your eyes then I'll vomit in the sockets.
- I can't wait to rip your fucking head off.
- Wanna taste your own knee caps?
- Now I smell everything.
MM Postal 1 BN2
- He's a madman with a gun!
- Ah, I don't wanna get shot!
- You can't shoot a mailman!
- You can forget about your mail now.
- Postal workers deserve respect.
- Young man, I can't hear you.
- Have respect for the mailman.
- I'm a federal employee.
- You better watch it, boy.
- Show me what you got.
- You think I'm a late mailman, huh? Huh?
- Think I can't kick your ass?
- Come on. Come get me.
- I'll show you my postal moves.
- Let me teach you a lesson.
- Oh. I thought I'd seen everything.
MM PRich 1 BD1
- What? Am I in danger?
- Oh no!
- I knew I shoulda stayed indoors.
- Get off me!
- Oh. Time for a new car.
- I think I should be going.
- Hey now, that isn't yours.
- This is what I get for driving myself.
- Oh God.
- Hey.
- Excuse me. Will this take long?
- Thank the Lord for crossword puzzles.
- Maybe I should just turn around.
- This isn't very efficient.
- Sorry, what?
- Oh, dear. I'm sorry.
- Oh. Was that my fault?
- Whoa.
- Oh my.
- Too fast.
- I never did this before.
- This is fun.
- I'm going to whoop you.
- Ha. Hit me.
- Bastard. Bastard.
- Yeah. The pain is fun too.
- It was just like this, huh?
- This is fun. Ha ha ha ha.
- Oh my.
MM PRich 1 BN1
- Please. I've too much left to do.
- I just turned my life around.
- Don't shoot! I've got a new wife and a kid.
- Pardon me.
- My fault.
- Sorry.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- Be careful.
- I go to the gym three times a week.
- I take kickboxing at the gym.
- My trainer says I have a body half my age.
- I'm not so old that I can't kick your ass.
- You'll be sorry. I got a personal trainer.
- I do this three times a week at the gym.
- Good grief.
MM Security Man BS1
- Don't shoot. That's an order.
- Chill the fuck out.
- Drop the weapon now.
- Rude motherfucker.
- Watch where you're going.
- Hey. Don't push me, asshole.
- Motherfucker!
- Stop.
- Shit.
- I'll teach you some respect for authority.
- This worse than it already is.
- Walk away while you still can.
- I'm gonna make an example outta you.
- This is the only language bitches like you understand.
- I'm only gonna tell you once. Back the fuck down.
- This company will be screwed without me.
- I don't care who he is. I ain't taking orders form nobody.
- Man, that fool couldn't organize a blowjob in a whorehouse.
- A team's only as strong as it's weakest link.
- Shit. And they say my job's not dangerous?
- Do I have to do everything myself?
- Just cause you're my boss don't mean I like you.
- Are you drunk, man? Stop mumbling.
- Your management style is a fucking joke!
- Take a page outta my book. Be a leader.
MM Security Man BS2
- Don't do it, man. It's not worth it.
- Get down. He's gonna unload.
- Somebody take this motherfucker out.
- Ever heard of sorry, asshole?
- Fucking punk. What's your problem?
- Are you trying to start something, motherfucker?
- Motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
- Hey. Watch it.
- Bitch, you going down.
- This is how we do it around here.
- All day, baby, all day.
- Don't worry. This won't take long.
- Where do you want it? Left or right?
- Are you having as much fun as me?
- Man, that second burrito was a mistake.
- Never a restroom when you need one.
- That's it. Right up the heartburn.
- Must be getting close to beer o' clock.
- Aw, shit.
- This is Special Unit 4126. I'm coming in. Over.
- Give me an egg and two cheese. Over.
- Look, tell Johnson to stay away from my sandwich.
- Area secured. I repeat, area secured.
- This is Special Unit 4126. Requesting milk and two sugars. over.
MM Security Man BS3
- Big man don't want no problem with ya.
- I ain't even strapped. Don't shoot, man.
- Not me. My wife is the one you want.
- You ain't pushing me out the way.
- Excuse you, you rude bastard.
- I know you see me.
- Watch out.
- Wait.
- Holy shit.
- My heart don't need this aggravation.
- Think you gonna pick on the big man, huh?
- I can't hit my wife but I can hit you.
- I pack a heavy punch, chump.
- I'm fast, motherfucker.
- I'm a work off some fat fucking you up.
- Doctor say no more sodium. I like salt.
- All the walking I do I can't lose no weight.
- I'm smoking this blunt come break time.
- Mmm. Wish my little jump off would come and visit.
- Holy guacamole. What the hell?
- Asset seven at a pointed post. Over.
- Base. All clear. Do you copy?
- Asset seven. Taking a little break. Over.
- Roger that, base. Over and out.
- 10-4, base. All good. All good.
MM ShortOrder
- Spanish This ain't your calling, bro.
- Spanish What's happening?
- Officer, I turned my life around.
- You crazy, bro? Spanish
- Don't quit your day job.
- Spanish What's good, my dude?
- Officer, Spanish I'm clean now.
- Whose that Spanish on stage?
- Mercy, please. Spanish
- Spanish don't waste my life, please.
- Hey, crackhead. Spanish
- Thank you Spanish
- Spanish why you acting so jacked up?
- Don't shed innocent blood.
- He went that way.
- Hurry. He's over there.
- You crackheads always fucking up me Spanish
- Spanish Thank you.
- That's messed up Spanish
- Spanish I'm a peaceful man.
- No.
- You have the wrong man.
- Officer, I don't score no more Spanish
- You see him? He's that way.
- Ah, let me get Spanish of those.
- Karma is a bitch Spanish
- I'm off of that shit, okay? Spanish
- Okay. Spanish Peace.
- Help! I'm being mugged! Spanish
- Spanish Be easy, okay?
- No.
- Spanish cocksucker.
- Rapido, rapido. Hurry up, asshole.
- Spanish You stupid or what?
- Get the fuck out Spanish
- Cross the fucking street already.
- Spanish Move that shit.
- Spanish
- Move it already.
- Spanish
- Watch it, stupid.
- Hey, bro. Spanish
- Spanish What's your problema?
- I'm clean and sober, bro. Spanish
- Spanish Ease up, okay?
- Sorry, pero. No se. No idea.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- You crazy, bro?
- Spanish
- Yo, you bugging.
- Spanish Sorry.
- Spanish
- You think you're macho, huh?
- Spanish Come on then, asshole.
- Oh, you wanna fight Spanish
- Spanish you tough, huh? Come on then.
- You think you're hot shit, huh?
- Spanish Fucking asshole.
- Spanish No more fighting, okay?
- Spanish No more, please.
- Okay Spanish You prove you're a man.
- Spanish
- Cono. You paranoid.
- Up there. Spanish You see him?
- He's up there.
- Fate dealt you a bad hand.
- The miracle of medicine.
- Spanish I guess that was fate.
- Fate dealt you a bad hand.
- Wait, bro. Spanish gangster.
- Spanish I'm fucking bleeding.
- Cono. This city's disgusting.
- Spanish That was crazy, bro.
- Oye. Gracias. I appreciate that.
- Thank you. Spanish
- Oye. Gracias. Thank you.
- I'm just a frycook, bro. Spanish
- I smell like Spanish bro. Not money.
- I ain't in the streets no more. Spanish
- Spanish
- What do you want from me, bro? Spanish
MM StreetFood 1
- It's time to consider other occupations.
- Hello. How are you today?
- My car.
- In my country, policia treats you Spanish
- The burgers are delicious.
- Did you wash your hands?
- Creamy ice for your hot mouth.
- Hot nuts is in the house.
- Leave me home immediately.
- You are as bad as the Devil himself.
- Hola, ???. I mean hello.
- Spanish
- Come on. Eat them burgers.
- Unhand my clothing.
- You are boring as a duck.
- Idiota.
- Let go of me, por favor.
- These dogs are hot. Come and eat them.
- You must be an assassino.
- Gracias for your business.
- Take a chance. It's such a deal.
- Ice with cream. Melting. Get it quick.
- Please, senor. Don't take my worthless life.
- You drive like a blind bat.
- You people cannot drive.
- We are letting nuts out of the house.
- Try my tasty, hot nuts.
- Taste my nuts.
- Read the dailies.
- With much taste.
- These nuts are hot. Come and eat them.
- Spanish
- Spanish he's going to shoot me!
- Spanish
- These burgers will make your day.
- Bite this plump meat for juicy explosion.
- Watch where you're driving.
- Open your mouth for the hot nut.
- Kiss my Spanish
- Look what you've done to my Spanish
- Spanish
- These burgers have you written all over them.
- Spanish So rude.
- Eat from where I house my nuts.
- Gracias. Enjoy this item.
- Quality merchandise.
- Put the burgers in your mouth, people.
- Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.
- Do not be ignorant. Read this, okay?
- Look what you've done.
- You are some kind of loco.
- Educated people, read these notices.
- Nuthouse. Nutty and nice.
- We have made cream of ice for you.
- You don't wanna miss my burgers.
- Current events for ignorants.
- You cabrone.
- Do you not see that idiota over there?
- Idiota.
- That imbecile is over there, amigo.
- You gun-crazy Americans are loco.
- This is a good deal.
- Get away from my vehicle.
- Yes, okay.
- Are you loco or what?
- I insist you leave at once.
- Spanish
- Hamburgers. We all like the hamburgers.
- Ice cream. For little ones and big ones.
- Another customer satisfecho.
- Did you touch the food?
- Have some nice cream of ice.
- Come and bite this plump chihuahua.
- So rude in this city.
- He's waving the pistola!
- Spanish
- It's risky but cheap. Buy these.
- You're crazy.
- Let the ice cream cream in your mouth.
- Lick some of my ice and cream.
- No.
- He's crazy with a gun!
- This is how the policia acts in your country?
- Try to beat our meat.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- My dogs is long and hot.
- Put this dog in your mouth.
- These dogs eat them, you cannot beat them.
- Let me get number three.
- Spanish
- Do I look like an imbecile to you?
- Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat.
- Daily Globe. Liberty Tree.
- They are rubbing my things!
- Goodbye.
- No. Okay? No.
- I hope your mechanic is good.
- This car is belonging to a friend.
- Don't be an idiota. Buy it, my friend.
- Educate your ignorant self, people.
- Hamburgers. Hamburgers. No pork inside.
- Spanish
- Don't waste my blood.
- My friend, I'm selling you a favor.
- Dailys. Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.
- Creamy ice cream. Ice with cream.
- Get off the street.
- Asshole, move.
- Buddy, I'm late for work.
- You staring at the headlights like a deer.
- Move.
- Cono. You people drive like a turtle.
- Read the ???
- Spanish
- Someone. Drive, please.
- The lights is green.
- Something stinks around here.
- Excuse you Spanish
- Cono. Watch where you go.
- Spanish
- Someone needs to bathe themselves.
- Spanish
- Spanish No hablo English.
- Spanish
- Watch it.
- Spanish
- Imbecile.
- Cono!
- Spanish
- Watch it, okay?
- You wanna fight?
- I got ??? to hand out to you.
- I'll knock you out.
- Spanish I fight dirty.
- He's beating me with no mercy.
- You are so kind of ???
- You must be a ???
- I think I just shit my pantalones.
- Spanish
- Why would I follow a pedazo de mierda like you?
- Lately I'm feeling so homesick that I lack the bathing and the social skills.
- Sometimes I pick my ??? and plunge my finger right into the food.
- I don't know, this anger makes me wanna hurt people. Myself even.
- I stopped taking the medicina because I can't afford to buy it.
- Hola Spanish
- Spanish Thank you Spanish
- Spanish yes.
- Spanish of course.
- Spanish
- Spanish really?
- Seriously?
- Spanish
- No...
- Spanish
- That imbecile is up there, amigo.
- Do you not see that idiota up there?
- He's hiding up there.
- Why did you return me to this stupid life?
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Aye. Spanish I'm bleeding.
- Aye cono! Please don't shoot further.
- My shoes will smell like I do.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Gracias.
- Muchas gracias.
- Very kind. Thank you.
- I just want to get back to work.
- I think I'm having an attack of nerves.
- My ???
- Senior, please just free me.
- I think it's an attack of the heart.
MM Sweeper
- I'm hungry. Get me anything.
- This is private property.
- Hey. Good to see you.
- He's got a gun!
- Don't shoot! I have a family.
- Yeah, sure.
- Don't take another step, shithead.
- Help! There's a lunatic waving a gun around!
- Hey, I'm a good guy. I'm a fellow civil servant.
- I hate to swear, but fuck you.
- Nah.
- Suck a horse dick.
- Excuse me. My fault.
- Watch it.
- You might wanna watch where you're going.
- I'd help if I knew.
- Woman driver!
- Watch out!
- No!
- Slow it down!
- Watch it, punk.
- Can we talk about this?
- I'm gonna sweep the streets with your face.
- I'm old but I can still kick your ass.
- You have this coming to you.
- Let's go, fucko.
- Alright. Now you're dead.
- What? Are you with the CIA?
- Who? Me?
- I just had the strangest dream.
- Can you believe this shit?
- Stomp on my saggy balls.
- This is the apocalypse!
- Terrorist! Terrorist!
- Good thing I have cheap shoes.
- Aw, fuck.
- Holy shit.
- It's World War III. I knew it.
- That's mighty kind of you.
- Let me out. I'm a good guy.
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- I'm just a civil servant.
- My pension is only six months away.
MM Sweeper BN1
- Hey, put that down.
- What do you want from me?
- Are you loco?
- Penedjo.
- Oye.
- Look where you're going, man.
- Cabron!
- Pendejo!
- Spanish
- You're going down.
- You think you're better than me?
- Fuck you, man.
- Let's go, man. Come on.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm not some dog you can kick around.
- Puta madre.
MM TaxiDriver
- Whatever. Get out of here then.
- Boo! I want my money back.
- You doing good?
- My medication is in there.
- Why you on such a power trip?
- I'll have the value meal.
- You want two barrels to the face?
- You suck, sucky.
- Here then.
- I got your badge number, boy.
- Aw jeez, I knew this day would come!
- Buy yourself some talent.
- I never get tired of meetin strangers.
- My neck!
- We'll go as far as you can pay.
- Please, my spine!
- Asshole's gone crazy.
- Aw jeez, I'm gonna die.
- Someone's gonna eat it.
- Okay, here we are, bucko.
- Aw shit, this is bullshit.
- Coward!
- Aw, I got a gun, asshole.
- I got a lawyer so cool out.
- Where you wanna go?
- My ex-wife owns half that.
- Whiplash!
- Foreign asshole!
- Come on.
- Guess so.
- Come on, I'm American.
- Seltzer with Lime. I'm an alchy.
- I gave up that shit.
- Police! The killer is here!
- Man, I whs Greg and Tony were still on the radio.
- Hey. Hey, what's the deal?
- Hey buddy, try the first cab in line.
- How am I gonna get ass now?
- It's a terrorist!
- Shift almost over.
- Payback is the best part.
- You're dead!
- There. He's right there.
- Hey. Give me a non-alcoholic beer.
- Right over there!
- Please. I'm a divorced man.
- Hey, whatever, man. Meter's running.
- What in the hell?
- Yeah.
- You thought I might forget, huh?
- Now my insurance is fucked.
- I will kill you if you don't get out now!
- My brother's a cop.
- I could eat a whore. Number two, please.
- Not me, please.
- You remember me, bitch?
- Help! Psycho in my cab!
- Freaking lunatic.
- Asshead!
- You're fucking outta your mind.
- Just let me get my medication.
- Nah.
- I quit smoking for this?
- Don't you have no ethics?
- Taxi's take money, asshole. Get a job.
- Police, I spotted the murderer!
- Hold on, I'm hauling ass.
- That's the one! See him?
- I'm high on anger, pal.
- I'm sober, give me a diet Sprunk.
- This ain't charity. We go till you run out of money.
- Hey, you pay, I'll speed all day.
- Police! I see him! I want my reward.
- On our way. Uh, don't play with the windows.
- Uh, give me a number three, uh, extra sauce.
- Eat shit and die.
- Ah, that shit'll kill you.
- Okay, bye.
- Later, alligator.
- Nah, thanks.
- Be good.
- Please, it's not my medallion.
- See ya.
- Yo, yo.
- You probably hate America.
- I don't wanna die.
- You gotta be jacked on meth.
- Can't get ya any closer, buddy.
- You drive like a bitch.
- Nice driving. You blind?
- Your mother's a whore.
- Typical crackhead.
- Another MP3 airhead.
- Another airhead.
- We're getting old here.
- Hey! You're taking all day.
- I got some pussy to get to.
- Time is money, monkey boy.
- Hey, I'm working here.
- This town is ruining my health.
- Is everyone a shitty driver?
- Where's a cop when you need it?
- Hey, you guy glaucoma?
- Anyone say I'm sorry?
- I got a bad back.
- Oh, why did I quit smoking?
- Jesus tits, you're rude.
- Say you're sorry.
- Hey, you know where I can get some pussy?
- Go buy a GPS, asswipe.
- You blind?
- My knees.
- Watch it.
- Lunatic.
- My hemroids.
- Oh no!
- Hey, pardon.
- Trying to get through.
- Little baby wants a ???
- Come on, pussy!
- Little girl wants to scrap?
- Yeah baby, let's go.
- I kick some ass.
- You got a fucking problem?
- You gonna miss them teeth.
- I will fist you like a bitch.
- Whoop that ass.
- Let's see some blood.
- Knock their teeth out.
- Kick him between the legs.
- Finish him!
- Hey, you a ghost? Leave me alone.
- You trying to hit on me?
- Stop following me before I bust your face.
- Why would I follow a loser?
- 911, my cab's been stolen.
- Guess what, asshole?
- You piece of shit.
- I've had pussy stronger than you.
- I don't think so, wacko.
- Come sit on my face, honey.
- Let's see those meat curtains.
- Hey, how 'bout I see some titties?
- Nice junk in the trunk, baby.
- Oh, I'll eat you good, baby.
- Pay them already.
- Well, check that drawer.
- Ah, she was the worst head ever.
- Ah, these hookers are killing me.
- Paying for sex is the way to go though.
- Okay, don't catch any diseases. Later.
- Oh yeah?
- Really?
- Uh huh.
- Carborator?
- How fat?
- No way.
- Shit...
- Yeah, yeah.
- That one up there.
- See him? Asshole's hiding.
- He's up there trying to be sneaky.
- I blacked out like in college.
- Fuck a coal miner.
- Fake stripper tits.
- Oh my Lord in Heaven.
- This is horrible.
- Terrorism. I know it.
- You shot a cab driver.
- Call an ambulance. My leg!
- Shut that shit off.
- We hear ya asshole.
- You're killing my ears.
- Oh, great.
- Call the DEA, FBI, and NSA.
- This town is outta control.
- Ah, thanks.
- Wow. Thanks.
- Man, I really appreciate that.
- Please, man. I wanna live.
- Oh God, I'm dead.
- Why ya doing this?
- Let me out, I'll pay ya.
- Oh no. Oh no! Stop!
- To force then raped by a stranger.
- Thanks, dispatch.
- Hey, keep your panties on.
- Can someone else please take that?
- Roger that shit. 10-4.
- 10-4, good buddy.
MM Taxi Driver BD1
- This guy's an asshole.
- Help. It's a terrorist!
- What is this shit? My car.
- May Poseidon swallow you whole.
- My car.
- This guy's insane.
- Who is this malaka assaulting my property?
- You stupid malaka.
- Malaka. He's got a gun!
- To Hades with you, malaka.
- Malaka. Get your shit moving.
- Come on!
- These roads are awful.
- I'm gonna start shooting.
- I'm Greek, you know.
- I'll bust your ass with some Zeus shit.
- Hey man, don't make me whoop your ass.
- Malaka.
- Stupid Americans.
- Shit.
- ???
- I'm gonna kill you.
- Putana.
- I'm gonna beat your ass.
- You don't wanna fight me.
- Yeah, that's my car, asshole.
- You don't fuck with the Greeks.
- Great Zeus.
MM Taxi Driver BN1
- Run!
- Call the cops!
- Help!
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Careful.
- Damn you.
- I curse you.
- Asshole.
- You ready for my right hook?
- I could crush you with one hand.
- Don't be a fool.
- You'll be sorry.
- I don't wanna have to do this to you.
- I got you now.
- Oh my God.
MM Telephone
- You want me to shoot you?
- Oh, hi.
- Can't we negogiate? I'm a businessman.
- Buttfuck.
- I have that one.
- Get out.
- Russian
- Go back where you come from.
- Shit.
- No. No. No.
- Russian
- Don't kill me.
- What did you do to my car?
- Hey. Stop it.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah.
- Oh, yes.
- Okay. Whatever.
- Russian
- I'll kill you.
- He's over there.
- There.
- I don't want to die.
- Don't do this. Russian
- Yeah, sure.
- Russian
- Get the hell out now.
- Hey.
- Russian
- Is that a real gun? Fuck.
- I know Russian mafia.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He's right there.
- Russian
- I take number seven, please.
- Russian
- No. Not for me.
- Russian
- Help! I've been mugged!
- See you later.
- Russian
- Russian
- Go fuck yourself.
- Russian
- You want me to run you over?
- Shit. Who is this idiot?
- Move it. Russian
- Move it. Russian
- Time is money. Let's go.
- Come on.
- Russian
- Hey.
- Russian
- Russian
- What's your problem?
- Russian
- You blind?
- Can't help you.
- Hey. Hey.
- Shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Coming through. Thanks.
- Russian
- I'm gonna show you some moves from back home.
- I have brains and muscle.
- Russian
- I'm an entrepreneur. No fighting.
- Oh no. No way.
- Russian
- No way. I follow nobody.
- He's right up there.
- Look up. There.
- Shit. Up there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you. Thank you.
- This is bad idea.
- Let's discuss as businessmen.
- No need to kill me, please.
- Russian
- Same old problem: wires, wires, wires, wires.
- Nothing exciting to report.
- I need a raise if I'm gonna fix this.
- You know, I'm not gonna be your phone guy forever. I have plans.
- Russian Big problem here.
MM Tennis
- Hey, good looking.
- Hello there.
- It's gonna hit me! The stray bullet's definitely gonna hit me!
- Um... okay. Yeah.
- There. Look there.
- I'm not hanging around here.
- He's over in left field.
- He's there!
- Yes, yes, and yes.
- I can run like a linebacker, asshole.
- I prefer seeing people killed on the internet. Not in person.
- Didn't they teach you racial profiling at the academy? Don't bother me.
- He's going long.
- Go away, will ya?
- Catch you around.
- See ya later.
- Please, just leave me alone.
- Hey, all those girls on my computer are old enough.
- Hey, can we work this out? I didn't know she was a working girl.
- You better not have scabies.
- You mess with my rhythm. What the fuck?
- When I go running, I forget all about that bullshit.
- I can't help you now. I'm in the zone.
- I'll sue your ass!
- I've got your license plate!
- My elbow!
- Whoa!
- Did you want me to follow you? I will.
- I wasn't following you. Why would I follow you?
- Channel Zen. Be still.
- Be still. This'll pass.
- I haven't been laid with paying for like... a year.
- You wouldn't kill a pathetic loser like me, would you?
- He's up there.
- Look. Up there.
- I hear shots. I'm under attack. Please help me.
- There's gunfire or something. I don't wanna die.
- Did I have another heart attack?
- Ah. Just great.
- Oh, shit.
- That's not cool. Shit.
- I'll never play tennis again.
- I needed that leg. Ah!
- The world is ending. I knew it.
- This is it. The fall of Western civilization.
- I'm hyperventilating. I need a paper bag.
- I knew this was gonna happen. I knew I'd be kidnapped.
- You can have anything, just please don't hurt me.
MM Tennis 1 BD1
- Stay away from me. Oh my God.
- God dammit.
- Damn you!
- Christ.
- Help. Help me!
- Hey. Get the Hell outta here.
- What the fuck?
- Stop it. Don't shoot me.
- Help!
- Come on. Move it.
- Hurry up.
- Get on with it.
- I'm in a damn hurry.
- Come on.
- Hey.
- Look out.
- Watch out.
- Bastard.
- Idiot.
- Crazy half-wit.
- Leave me out of this.
- Get away from me.
- No. Don't hurt me.
- What the Hell?
MM Tennis BN1
- Don't do it. Don't pull the trigger.
- Why? Why?
- No. Please. I have children.
- Hey, I'm here, man. I'm here.
- Thirty years ago, I wouldn't have taken that.
- Watch it. I'm no pushover anymore.
- Shit.
- Watch out.
- Help!
- Thank you, tennis shoes.
- I should stay and fight. What's wrong with me?
- I'm no kind of man. I know it.
- Wow. Game, set and match.