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== | ==Activity One== | ||
'''Roman''': You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him? | |||
'''Niko''': An ex-boyfriend? | |||
'''Roman''': Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over. | |||
'''Niko''': I didn't know that. | |||
'''Roman''': Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife. | |||
'''Niko''': She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman. | |||
'''Roman''': Not many women can, not many can... | |||
==Activity Two== | |||
'''Roman''': I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober. | |||
'''Niko''': Sure. | |||
'''Roman''': I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked. | |||
'''Niko''': What? What is spiked? | |||
'''Roman''': I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of. | |||
'''Niko''': And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady? | |||
'''Roman''': Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver. | |||
'''Niko''': Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now. | |||
'''Roman''': Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree... | |||
'''Niko''': Like a fairy. | |||
'''Roman''': Not that tree... the tree of life. | |||
'''Niko''': Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit. | |||
==Activity Three== | |||
Revision as of 06:11, 18 June 2013
Activity One
Roman: You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?
Niko: An ex-boyfriend?
Roman: Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.
Niko: I didn't know that.
Roman: Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.
Niko: She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.
Roman: Not many women can, not many can...
Activity Two
Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.
Niko: Sure.
Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.
Niko: What? What is spiked?
Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.
Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?
Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.
Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.
Roman: Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...
Niko: Like a fairy.
Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.
Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.