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The Vank Hoff Hotel in San Fierro's Financial district

Vank Hoff in the Park

The Vank Hoff Hotel is located in the Financial district of San Fierro, San Andreas. It is the location of the valet missions that become available after the mission 555 We Tip. The hotel seems to be modeled after San Francisco's swanky Fairmount Hotel in the city's Nob Hill district. This is apparent in the Victorian-Edwardian architecture.

Further design influence from the Fairmount Hotel can be seen in the Vank Hoff Hotel's second location, Vank Hoff in the Park, which is located in San Fierro's Queens district. This is the site of the Queens Safehouse, which is no more than a suite inside the hotel. The hotel's exterior is well-appointed, as is the room, albeit rather small for a suite.

It is here that the Valet Side Missions are started.

Stationary Vehicles

(Vank Hoff in the Park)

Stafford (when wanted for export)

Trivia

The name Vank Hoff sounds very close to "wank off", a slang term for masturbation. In fact, the hotel's second location, Vank Hoff in the Park, is suggestive of a risky habit that begs arrest for indecent exposure.

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 [[Image:VankHoffHotelDT.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The Vank Hoff Hotel in [[San Fierro]]'s [[Financial]] district]]
-The '''Vank Hoff Hotel''' is located in the [[Financial]] district of [[San Fierro]], [[San Andreas]].  It is the location of the valet missions that become available after the mission [[555 We Tip]].  The hotel seems to be modeled after San Francisco's swanky Fairmount Hotel in the city's Nob Hill district.  This is apparent in the Victorian-Edwardian architecture.
+[[Image:VankHoffinthePark.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Vank Hoff in the Park]]
+The '''Vank Hoff Hotel''' is located in the [[Financial]] district of [[San Fierro]], [[State of San Andreas|San Andreas]]. It is the location of the valet missions that become available after the mission [[555 We Tip]]. The hotel seems to be modeled after San Francisco's swanky Fairmount Hotel in the city's Nob Hill district. This is apparent in the Victorian-Edwardian architecture.
-Further design influence from the Fairmount Hotel can be seen in the Vank Hoff Hotel's second location, ''Vank Hoff in the Park'', which is located in San Fierro's [[Queens]] district.  This is the site of the [[Queens Safehouse]], which is no more than a suite inside the hotel.  The hotel's exterior is well-appointed, as is the room, albeit rather small for a suite.
+Further design influence from the Fairmount Hotel can be seen in the Vank Hoff Hotel's second location, ''Vank Hoff in the Park'', which is located in San Fierro's [[Queens]] district. This is the site of the [[Queens Safehouse]], which is no more than a suite inside the hotel.  The hotel's exterior is well-appointed, as is the room, albeit rather small for a suite.
 It is here that the [[Valet Side Missions]] are started.
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 ==Trivia==
-*The name Vank Hoff sounds very close to "wank off", a slang term for masturbation.  In fact, the hotel's second location, ''Vank Hoff in the Park'', is suggestive of a risky habit that begs arrest for indecent exposure.
+*The name Vank Hoff sounds very close to "wank off", a slang term for masturbation. In fact, the hotel's second location, ''Vank Hoff in the Park'', is suggestive of a risky habit that begs arrest for indecent exposure.
-[[Image:VankHoffinthePark.jpg|thumb|300px|left|Vank Hoff in the Park]]
 [[Category:Hotels]]
 [[Category:Locations in GTA San Andreas]]