Weazel News

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Weazel News is a news program in Grand Theft Auto IV that is a parody of FOX News. It reports the happenings of Liberty City, along with the results of Niko's exploits. It is a massive news network, with several divisions, including Weazel Sports, Weazel Weather and Weazel Business. Niko can visit the website, watch it on TV or most commonly, listen to it on the radio.

Reporters

Radio stories

The news on the radio will update itself as the player progresses through the story.

GTA IV

  • Bridge closings, Mayor Ochoa weapons ban
  • Jingoism Act renewed, rise in crime in Hove Beach, the Horn, dead Platypus captain
  • Plan to outlaw online poker, Manny Escuela, Lazlow returns
  • Tom Goldberg, Yusuf Amir's new apartment complex
  • Police brutality, hybrid cars, traffic report of Broker and Dukes, new taxi fare agreement, meth
  • Rise in crime with the police blaming the Eastern Europeans, hybrid cars popularity, protest over bridge closures
  • BAWSAQ pummels, Congress passes the Jingoism Act, Micheal Graves and John Hunter campaigns, Alderney mob gaining prominence
  • Francis McReary, meth, Bryce Dawkins's homophobic rant
  • Bryce Dawkins's apology, new border security bill, Europe underperforming
  • War on Terror, global warming denials, beheaded victim found in river
  • Explosion in Bohan, phone market saturated in cheap phones
  • Violent shootout in nightclub in Hove Beach, dealing with rise in Russian organized crime, the Swingers wanting a new stadium
  • Littlelacysurprisepageant.com, The Angels of Death and The Lost war, online dating sites, Lazlow returns after six years of absence and announcement of Integrity
  • Pressure on Ochoa to open bridges, another decapitated and mutilated jogger in Alderney, online dating caution
  • Ochoa reopens bridges over Humboldt River, link between drug rings and terrorism, Lazlow launches Integrity 2.0, BAWSAQ
  • Illegal street races on the rise, same sex marriage battle, series of violent beatings in Middle Park
  • Biker Jason Michaels found dead, biker war, BAWSAQ closes down, two fires started by arson with Molotov Cocktails in Hove Beach
  • Pavano capo testifies in court, Bryce Dawkins pushes city ordinance banning gays at fire stations
  • Tom Rivas killed, high prices of meds led to influx of cloned meds, Web 2.0
  • Deadly helicopter and powerboat racing, BAWSAQ news, Excelsior Extreme 9 promoted in Republican Space Rangers
  • Tom Goldberg killed, serial killer strikes man in Dukes has limbs stolen, barroom shootout between Angels of Death and Triads
  • Killing in Chinatown in front of arcade, newborn murdered father to marry mother, renovation of Libertonian Museum
  • Increase police presence in potential terrorist targets, violent shootout at construction site, libraries nationwide shutting
  • Shootout at Triangle Club, Joshua Hampton wanted, Dave Bosoy found dead,
  • Counterfeit bills, serial killer terrorizing city, deadly shootout in Fishmarket

The Lost and Damned

The Ballad of Gay Tony

The DLC features stories unique to Luis' storyline, but references events in the other plots as well.