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| [[Logging On]]
| [[Logging On]]
| service@eyefind.info
| Welcome to Eyefind Mail
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| Please activate my e-mail account.
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| Activate my e-mail account.
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| [[Logging On]]  
| [[Logging On]]  
| roman@eyefind.info
| Good to see you online!
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| Have you been stealing Brucie's juice, cousin? We should try to get out of debt first.
| Have you been stealing Brucie's juice, cousin? We should try to get out of debt first.
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| [[Logging On]]
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| Genetically different baby!
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-loggingon2.JPG|300px]]</center>
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| You need serious help.
| You need serious help.
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| [[Logging On]]
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| Teresa@yourmexicandoctor.com
| Your high school sweetheart say hello fuck me
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| N/A
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| [[Russian Revolution]]
| [[Roman's Sorrow]]
| roman@eyefind.info
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-romanssorrow.JPG|300px]]</center>
| Michelle
| Listen, cousin, give that Michelle a call I know she likes you, and you need to get some action. She's a nice girl. You've got her number - call her up.
 
See ya later
 
Roman
| Thanks for dating advice.
| Thanks for dating advice.
| I can think for myself, Roman. Thanks.
| I can think for myself, Roman. Thanks.
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| [[Easy as Can Be]]
| [[Search and Delete]]
| HOSSAN75@grype.org
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-searchanddelete.JPG|300px]]</center>
| How you doing?
| How you doing? Did you decide to stay in Liberty City? How's your cousin? i stayed. I heard everyone did. Did you hear about poor Captain. Poor man. He turned up dead and drunk in the river. And everyone else jumped ship? I wonder what those Chinese guys did with that heroin they were supposedly smuggling? Anyway, I jumped ship and I'm around. I'm just down in Florida, but I'm back soon. Hopefully bump into you. I might get a job seeing fake handbags in Suffolk. There's a lot of money to be made here. It's crazy!
 
Take care.
 
Hossan
| Nice to hear from you, Hossan. I stayed. Let me know when you are back in town.
| Nice to hear from you, Hossan. I stayed. Let me know when you are back in town.
| I'm still here Hossan, but I found out my cousin's stories were just stories. Getting by ain't easy. - N
| I'm still here Hossan, but I found out my cousin's stories were just stories. Getting by ain't easy. - N
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| [[Russian Revolution]]
| [[Russian Revolution]]
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-russianrevolution.JPG|300px]]</center>
| I miss you.
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| Nadam se da si dobro i da si srecan u Americi. I hope this reaches you and you respond. I miss you. I write in English because now you are like Roman. He tells me he only speaks English now. I know things better for you to be out in the world, and away from here, but I miss you. It is mother's duty to miss son. Are you no longer in sea? Have you stopped that world for good, or will you go back? Will you ever come back to me? It gladdens heart of mine to think of you and your cousin together, living a good life in America, and at the same time, breaks heart of mine to think of you never here. I know life has not always easy for you, Niko. I know you had many trouble, and I know you have done many bad thing, but please know that I am mother, your mother, and I do not judge you. I judge the world for making you so, you who has so much to give people, who is man of principle, who always tried to live the correct way. Life here is the same as it always was. People argue, the farms suffer, we pay taxes for new parliament  buildings and government reports, and live in poverty. For country people, life is the same the world. Please write me.
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Tvoja voljena majika.
 
Mother
| Dear mother, thank you for your e mail. I am always happy to hear from you. Your English is good. Better than mine. I am sorry I have not been much of a song to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble and unhappy memories for both of us. Roman is well. He is living the American dream, mostly in his head, like all dream.
| Dear mother, thank you for your e mail. I am always happy to hear from you. I am sorry I have not been much of a song to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble and unhappy memories for both of us. Roman is well. He is living the American dream, mostly in his head, like all dream.
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| [[Out of the Closet]]
| [[Out of the Closet]]
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| [[Street Sweeper]]
| [[Street Sweeper]]
| bigcash@money2makemoney.com
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-streetsweeper.JPG|300px]]</center>
| Make money with no problems
| Ready to make all of the cash of the dreams and buy car and house and many of the thinggggzzz you want? You have been pre-approved for THIS PROGRAM. This offer is being extended to you unconditionally and we will work ith you regardless your credit TO take Advantage of this LIMITED TIME opportunity all we ask is that you visit our Website and complete the 1 minute post approval Form. visit here: IT's easy here this site is here
 
<u>[[money2makemoney.com|http://www.money2makemoney.com]]</u>
 
cash 4 you
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| [[Out of the Closet]]
| [[Out of the Closet]]
| roman@eyefind.info
| Thanks
| Listen, thanks for doing that. I didn't think you'd mind dating a guy after all that time in the merchant navy. Bruce is really grateful. He'll be a good contact for us. Anyway, listen, I know you'll be mad, but I've been having a run of bad luck. The thing about luck is it changes, so maybe you can bail me out? Nothing crazy. Think of it as an investment. I hereby make you a minority shareholder in R.B.E. - I'm the C.E.O. - we're in business, cousin!
| Listen, thanks for doing that. I didn't think you'd mind dating a guy after all that time in the merchant navy. Bruce is really grateful. He'll be a good contact for us. Anyway, listen, I know you'll be mad, but I've been having a run of bad luck. The thing about luck is it changes, so maybe you can bail me out? Nothing crazy. Think of it as an investment. I hereby make you a minority shareholder in R.B.E. - I'm the C.E.O. - we're in business, cousin!


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| [[Deconstruction for Beginners]]
| [[Deconstruction for Beginners]]
| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| <center>[[File:Email-GTA4-deconstructionforbeginners.JPG|300px]]</center>
| Check it! Bitches dig men who know their tunes.
| You seen this Zit! shit yet? You dial 948 555 0100 on your phone and it tells you whatever track is playing in the background. I guess there's a room full of geeks in some warehouse listening to all the songs or something. Who gives a shit how it's done, it's awesome for impressing the bitches in the clubs with your music knowledge. Not that my cut abs, bulging pecs and monster sized bar tabs don't impress them enough. You got me!?!?!?! ALPHA! Thought a player like you would appreciate this stuff.
 
Later,
 
Brucie Kibbutz
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| [[Final Interview]]
| [[Final Interview]]
| FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com
| Head Hunting
| Niko,
| Niko,


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| [[Out of the Closet]]
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| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| Pimp your phone!
| Found this website called <u>[[vipluxuryringtones.com|www.vipluxuryringtones.com]]</u> You can drop some major dollars on ringtones and themes and shit. Bro, whenever you bring out your cell, bitches are gonna know how fucking money you are. Shit, when they my lats and then hear my VIP 100 dollar ringtone they know that Brucie is ALPHA. A high roller like you should check that shit out.
| Found this website called <u>[[vipluxuryringtones.com|www.vipluxuryringtones.com]]</u> You can drop some major dollars on ringtones and themes and shit. Bro, whenever you bring out your cell, bitches are gonna know how fucking money you are. Shit, when they my lats and then hear my VIP 100 dollar ringtone they know that Brucie is ALPHA. A high roller like you should check that shit out.


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| [[Liquidize the Assets]]
| [[Liquidize the Assets]]
| th34p0rt@eyefind.info
| water
| hot girl
| hot girl


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| [[That Special Someone]] (sparing Darko)
| [[That Special Someone]] (sparing Darko)
| libertypaper@eyefind.info
| Move on.
| Niko,
| Niko,


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| [[Mr. and Mrs. Bellic]] (revenge)
| [[Mr. and Mrs. Bellic]] (revenge)
| roman@eyefind.info
| I am so sorry
| Niko,
| Niko,


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| [[Out of Commission]]/[[A Revenger's Tragedy]]
| [[Out of Commission]]/[[A Revenger's Tragedy]]
| admin@whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com
| World of Enlightenment Awaits
| Pilgrim,
| Pilgrim,


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