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'''Don Peyote''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Carl Johnson]] by [[The Truth]] from outside [[The Four Dragons Casino]], a [[casino]] located along [[The Strip]] in [[Las Venturas]], [[San Andreas in GTA III Era|San Andreas]]. | '''Don Peyote''' is a mission and the last in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], given to [[protagonist]] [[Carl Johnson|Carl "CJ" Johnson]] by aging hippie [[The Truth]] from the entrance bouquet outside [[The Four Dragons Casino]], a [[casino]] located along [[The Strip]] in [[Las Venturas]], [[San Andreas in GTA III Era|San Andreas]]. | ||
==Mission== | ==Mission== | ||
Carl receives an unexpected phone call from The Truth. Apparently, he, a [[The Gurning Chimps|band]] and | Carl receives an unexpected phone call from The Truth. Apparently, he, a [[The Gurning Chimps|band]] and the [[Kent Paul|manager]] went on a "peyote safari" in the desert last night. He tells Carl that he's in [[Los Santos in GTA III Era|Los Santos]], not knowing how he got there waking up in a Japanese bath-house about an hour ago, and he doesn't know what happened to the other people. Thus, he instructs Carl to go to [[Arco del Oeste]] and pick them up, making sure they're safe. | ||
Carl grabs a vehicle and heads out to [[Bone County]]. Once atop Arco del Oeste, he starts looking for the band's [[Maccer|frontman]] and the manager by shouting. The band's frontman, Maccer, directs him to where he and his manager, Kent Paul, are. Apparently, they passed out from all the drugs, while Carl offers them a ride to town. | Carl grabs a vehicle and heads out to [[Bone County]]. Once atop Arco del Oeste, he starts looking for the band's [[Maccer|frontman]] and the manager by shouting. The band's frontman, Maccer, directs him to where he and his manager, Kent "Pablo" Paul, are. Apparently, they passed out from all the drugs, while Carl offers them a ride to town. Paul tells Carl to take them to [[Caligula's Palace]] where his friend, [[Ken Rosenberg|Ken "Rosie" Rosenberg]], is working. | ||
Carl picks up a vehicle that can at least seat the two of them and fetches the two, since Maccer can't walk much. Carl and | Carl picks up a vehicle that can at least seat the two of them and fetches the two, since Maccer can't walk much. Carl and Paul ask where the other members of the band are; Maccer narrates that he only remembers snakes, so Carl takes them to the [[Snake Farm]] west of [[Verdant Meadows]]. Once there, a few people notice Maccer and Paul; they had sexual intercourse with a girl who received a rash from one of them, and passed it onto her brother who also had sex with her. Angrily, they shoot at the three with guns. They escape to their vehicle, and Carl takes them to Rosie's place, Caligula's Casino, at The Strip. | ||
Once there, they go inside and make their way to the office. They find | Once there, they go inside and make their way to the office. They find Rosie, who's apparently in a tough situation. Paul introduces him to Maccer and Carl. Rosie then explains he's in a very depressing and tough situation right now. Every Mafia family is pressuring Rosie, and, to make things "worse", Paul is here to witness it. Paul decides to give Carl a call later, in case they need help. | ||
As Carl goes outside the casino, he calls [[Wu Zi Mu]] | As Carl goes outside the casino, he calls friend [[Wu Zi Mu|Wu Zi "Woozie" Mu]] informing him that he found an excuse out for infiltrating Caligula's Casino. | ||
==Script== | ==Script== | ||
('' | '''(''Carl is outside the casino. His phone rings.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': Hello. | '''CJ''': Hello. | ||
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'''The Truth''': I took 'em up Arco del Oeste - fantastic sunsets. Best start looking for them up there. | '''The Truth''': I took 'em up Arco del Oeste - fantastic sunsets. Best start looking for them up there. | ||
('' | '''(''Carl is in the desert, calling out. Two people are laid out on the ground somewhere.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': Hello? Hey, anybody out here? Truth sent me! | '''CJ''': Hello? Hey, anybody out here? Truth sent me! | ||
'''Maccer''': EH! Over 'ere! | '''Maccer''': EH! (''raises his hand'') Over 'ere! | ||
'''CJ''': Hey, man, you all right? | '''CJ''': Hey, man, you all right? | ||
'''Maccer''': 'Kin' 'ell, I'm fucking hanging. | '''Maccer''': (''wakes up'') 'Kin' 'ell, I'm fucking hanging. | ||
'''Paul''': Stone me bloody crows. Where am I? | '''Paul''': (''wakes up'') Stone me bloody crows. Where am I? | ||
'''Maccer''': I dunno, mate. I was having a dream; I was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up. | '''Maccer''': I dunno, mate. I was having a dream; I was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up. | ||
'''Paul''': Maccer, you fucking psycho! You did it again, didn't you! | '''Paul''': (''rises up on his feet and approaches the partner'') Maccer, you fucking psycho! You did it again, didn't you! | ||
'''Maccer''': That peyote was shite, you were lucky I brought some tabs along! | '''Maccer''': That peyote was shite, you were lucky I brought some tabs along! | ||
'''Paul''': I've told you a million times not to put stuff in my fucking drink! | '''Paul''': I've told you a million times not to put stuff in my fucking drink! (''kicks Maccer hard to the ground again'') | ||
'''Maccer''': Oh, piss off, kidder! | '''Maccer''': (''as he falls'') Oh, piss off, kidder! | ||
'''Paul''': Who are you again? | '''Paul''': (''sees Carl on recouping his senses'') Who are you again? | ||
'''CJ''': Oh, I'm a friend of The Truth's. He said you guys might need a ride into town or something. | '''CJ''': Oh, I'm a friend of The Truth's. He said you guys might need a ride into town or something. | ||
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'''Paul''': Just stand up, you soppy cunt. We go through this every weekend. | '''Paul''': Just stand up, you soppy cunt. We go through this every weekend. | ||
(''Maccer tries to stand up.'') | '''(''Maccer tries to stand up.'')''' | ||
'''Maccer''': Ah! Ooh! | '''Maccer''': Ah! Ooh! | ||
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'''Maccer''': Anybody got a rag? | '''Maccer''': Anybody got a rag? | ||
(''Paul hands Maccer a rag. | '''(''Paul hands Maccer a rag. Carl turns away and sighs disgustedly.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': So, where am I taking y'all? | '''CJ''': So, where am I taking y'all? | ||
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'''CJ''': Alright. | '''CJ''': Alright. | ||
(''Maccer goes to hand Paul the rag back.'') | '''(''Maccer goes to hand Paul the rag back.'')''' | ||
'''Paul''': Fuck off, string. | '''Paul''': Fuck off, string. | ||
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'''Maccer''': Well, it felt like I couldn't feel them, honest! | '''Maccer''': Well, it felt like I couldn't feel them, honest! | ||
(''CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards the Snake Farm. There are two hillbillies standing outside the Snake Farm.'') | '''(''Carl acquires a vehicle for the duo and they start driving out of Arco del Oeste.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': So where's the rest of the band guys? | |||
'''Paul''': Maccer, where are the boys? | |||
'''Maccer''': I don't fucking know, do I? I remember snakes. Lots of snakes! | |||
'''CJ''': It's a snake farm not too far from here. We can go check it out. | |||
'''Maccer''': You look as pale as a drowned baby, man. | |||
'''Paul''': Oh God, I think I'm gonna chuck. | |||
'''Maccer''': P, what you need is some food down ya. A fried egg sarnie with mayonnaise will sort it. Or what about a pickled egg? | |||
'''Paul''': Pull over, NOW! | |||
'''(''Carl may choose to halt and allow Paul to get out and vomit. If not, Paul vomits in the car, and a seperate dialogue is triggered.'')''' | |||
'''(''Carl, Maccer and Paul are walking towards the Snake Farm. There are two hillbillies standing outside the Snake Farm.'')''' | |||
'''CJ''': Here we are, look familiar? | '''CJ''': Here we are, look familiar? | ||
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'''Hillbilly 2''': That there city boy has gone and been with my prize hog! Now I don't even get no sugar from her! | '''Hillbilly 2''': That there city boy has gone and been with my prize hog! Now I don't even get no sugar from her! | ||
(''Two more hillbillies come around the corner | '''(''Two more hillbillies come around the corner, a man and a woman.'')''' | ||
'''Hillbilly 3''': And that one done screwed my sis! I've had a terr'ble aching in my grinds ever since! | '''Hillbilly 3''': And that one done screwed my sis! I've had a terr'ble aching in my grinds ever since! | ||
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'''Hillbilly 3''': What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to give ya a whoopin' for what you gone and done to my young 'uns! | '''Hillbilly 3''': What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to give ya a whoopin' for what you gone and done to my young 'uns! | ||
(''If the hillbillies follow | '''(''If Carl kills the hillbillies, the trio heads to Caligula's Palace.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': Seems you boys had a good time. | |||
'''Maccer''': Ae, what about the band? | |||
'''Paul''': We'll just have to pray they('ve) made it to civilization. Keyboardists and drummers are ten-a-penny anyway. | |||
'''CJ''': Which casino is it? | |||
'''Paul''': It's called Caligula's. It's on The Strip somewhere, I think. | |||
'''Maccer''': How many tits does this Rosie have? Big, floppy sausage tits? Empty saddlebags, or bee stings? | |||
'''Paul''': Rosie's a man! And stop touching yourself. | |||
'''Maccer''': It's just for comfort Pablo! This is a stressful situation, man. | |||
'''Paul''': You're fucking telling me it is? | |||
'''CJ''': Aww, can it, you two? | |||
'''Maccer''': Hey, he started it! | |||
'''(''If the hillbillies follow Carl, Maccer and Paul to Caligula's Casino, then Carl, Maccer and Paul, along with the hillbillies in their vehicle, pull up outside Caligula's casino.'')''' | |||
'''CJ''': Shit, here comes them snake farmers! Alright, I've had enough! Let's finish this! | '''CJ''': Shit, here comes them snake farmers! Alright, I've had enough! Let's finish this! | ||
(''The hillbillies | '''(''The hillbillies approach Carl, Maccer and Paul.'')''' | ||
'''Maccer''': Oh, I'm gonna grab some big tits, man! | '''Maccer''': Oh, I'm gonna grab some big tits, man! | ||
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'''Paul''': Oh, bollocks. In for a penny, in for a pound. | '''Paul''': Oh, bollocks. In for a penny, in for a pound. | ||
('' | '''(''Carl, Maccer and Paul are walking towards Caligula's Casino after getting rid of all business, including the hillbillies, who are killed.'')''' | ||
'''Paul''': Come on then, let's go in and see Rosie. | '''Paul''': Come on then, let's go in and see Rosie. | ||
(''Rosie is in his room inside Caligula's Casino. There is a knock at the door. Rosie's assistant opens the door to | '''(''Rosie is in his room inside Caligula's Casino. There is a knock at the door. Rosie's assistant opens the door to Carl, Maccer and Paul.'')''' | ||
'''Paul''': Kent Paul, here to see Rosie. | '''Paul''': Kent Paul, here to see Rosie. | ||
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'''CJ''': Alright, for sure. | '''CJ''': Alright, for sure. | ||
'''Paul''': Not you, Maccer. | '''Paul''': (''sees Maccer following Carl'') Not you, Maccer. | ||
'''Maccer''': Oh, you twat. | '''Maccer''': Oh, you twat. | ||
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'''Paul''': Unbelievable. | '''Paul''': Unbelievable. | ||
('' | '''(''Carl is outside Caligula's Casino. He phones Woozie.'')''' | ||
'''CJ''': Hey Woozie. I think I found a way to scope Caligula's without causing too much suspicion. We can talk later. | '''CJ''': Hey Woozie. I think I found a way to scope Caligula's without causing too much suspicion. We can talk later. | ||
==Reward== | ==Reward== | ||
The reward for this mission is an increase in [[respect]]. The mission [[Intensive Care]] is unlocked. | The reward for this mission is an increase in [[respect]]. The mission [[Intensive Care]] is unlocked. The [[SPAS-12|Combat Shotgun]] and [[Desert Eagle]] are now available for purchase at [[Ammu-Nation]]. | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
*After the player has picked up Paul and Maccer, Paul will say that he's not feeling right, in response, Maccer will deliberately suggest that he should eat inappropriate food. As a result, Paul will demand that the player pull over and he will literally get out of the car and vomit. If the player does not pull over, Paul will vomit in the vehicle, triggering some interesting dialogue. | *After the player has picked up Paul and Maccer, Paul will say that he's not feeling right, in response, Maccer will deliberately suggest that he should eat inappropriate food. As a result, Paul will demand that the player pull over and he will literally get out of the car and vomit. If the player does not pull over, Paul will vomit in the vehicle, triggering some interesting dialogue. | ||
*If the player lets the cowboys chase them to the casino, a fight would ensue between Paul, Maccer, | *If the player lets the cowboys chase them to the casino, a fight would ensue between Paul, Maccer, Carl and the chasers. | ||
*There is cut dialogue that suggests Maccer would've urinated during the ride. Maccer does urinate if the player lingers around for a long time or using a slow vehicle to carry them. | *There is (un)cut dialogue that suggests Maccer would've urinated during the ride. Maccer does urinate if the player lingers around for a long time or using a slow vehicle to carry them. | ||
*Despite being a relatively major plot point, the player does not ever find out what had happened to the rest of the 'Gurning Chimps'. It is presumed that they are playing together again as in 1998, Head Radio DJ [[Michael Hunt]] comments about one of their recent concerts in Liberty City. | *Despite being a relatively major plot point, the player does not ever find out what had happened to the rest of the 'Gurning Chimps'. It is presumed that they are playing together again as in 1998, Head Radio DJ [[Michael Hunt]] comments about one of their recent concerts in Liberty City. | ||
*The name of the mission is likely a reference to the novel ''Don Quixote'' by Miguel de Cervantes, or the fact that this task connected | *The name of the mission is likely a reference to the novel ''Don Quixote'' by Miguel de Cervantes, or the fact that this task connected Carl to the Italian mafia and eventually their ''Don'', Salvatore Leone. However, it actually translates from Spanish into "2 Peyotes", a reference to the fact that Paul and Maccer were the ''"two" and only "two"'' fellow travelers to [[The Truth]] on a ''"Peyote"'' safari. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||