Collector's Item/Script

Pre mission phone call

Johnny: Raymundo.

Ray: John John. Ashly sends her love, yeah. You've got to give that girl another chance, you know. You kids are perfect for each other.

Johnny: Thanks for the advice, Ray. I was thinking the same thing about you and a coffin. You got that diamond money?

Ray: You're gonna have to work for it, friend. Hope you don't mind sweating a little. Handover's happening at the Libertonian. Just make sure my man Nicky walks away with half the bread, buddy. Ciao.

Dialogue

(Johnny enters the Libertonian and some mobsters will say things to him)

Mobster: Don't touch nothing, you bum.

or:

Mobster: Shit. It's a motley crew we got here.

Mobster: Nice tattoos. Your mommy do 'em for you?

or:

Mobster: Mr. Roth and Mr. Green have been waiting for ya, you mook.

(Johnny meets with Niko)

Johnny: Hey, alright man. How's it goin'?

Niko: Hey, good to see you again.

Johnny: Yeah likewise... uh, let's hope this goes a little better than before, yeah? Come on let's get inside.

Isaac: Gentlemen, gentlemen, pardon the precautions. You know how things are.

Niko: No problem.

Johnny: Let's do this.

Isaac: Okay, let's see the stuff, gentlemen. Mori, come over here.

Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Since we're having a little show and tell, let's see some money.

Isaac: Of course, no problem. There it is. Beautiful, huh? Unmarked bills! No history, no need to launder.

Johnny: Good. Niko - show him the show.

Isaac: Get in there Mori.

Mori : Isaac - look at them.

Isaac Roth: Gorgeous, huh? Like condensed money.

Mori: Isaac - these are great.

(Luis Lopez appears and shoots Mori)

Luis Lopez: Rest of you motherfuckers wanna die - do something stupid okay!

Jewish Mobster: Fuck you!

(The mobster attempts to fire his weapon but is shot. Johnny then takes the cash and runs as Luis shoots at the others.)

Johnny: Just get the shit man. C'mon!

(Johnny begins to fight the mobsters. If Johnny calls Terry for backup)

Johnny: Terry, man. I need you guys to get down to the Libertonian ASAP. Meet me at the North entrance.

Terry: Always does, man. I hate museums. Wait for us.

(Of if Clay is called)

Johnny: Clay, dude, can you and Terry get your asses to the Libertonian? I need some help. I'll see you at the North door, man.

Clay: You start touching them exhibits. Shit. We're coming.

(Johnny sees the amount of mobsters killed by Niko)

Johnny: Shit. You don't wanna get in that Slav's way.

or:

Johnny: This guy's a dangerous motherfucker.

Johnny: I wouldn't want this Niko Bellic coming for me. Guy is deranged.

(Johnny exits the Libertonian and fights off Ray's men)

Johnny: Ray tell you to jump me, did he?

or:

Johnny: Ray got a contract on me, does he?

Johnny: We worked hard for this cash, slick. It's Lost MC property.

Johnny: These bills ain't going back to Raymond.

Johnny: You're not getting the cash, you guido pricks.

(Some of them try to escape)

Johnny: Come back here, you chicken shit motherfuckers.

or:

Johnny: This party ain't over 'til I say it is.

Johnny: Where do you think you're going, you little pussies?

Johnny: All you guineas are two faced pricks.

Johnny: Once you start a job, you better finish it.

Johnny: You're not getting back to Ray, boys.

Johnny: I'm not letting you tell Ray I've got this money.

Johnny: I'm hunting you down, assholes.

Johnny: Come back here. Let's fucking talk about this.

(Johnny kills them and then calls Jim)

Jim: Brother Johnny.

Johnny: James. Where are you, man? I need to give you something.

Jim: Exeter on V. What's up?

Johnny: Wait there.

(Johnny takes the cash to Jim)

Jim: Hey. Whadda you got?

Johnny: I go all the money that diamonds can buy.

Jim: You mean all Ray's money?

Johnny: Fuck Ray, man. Fuck all of 'em here.

Jim: Yeah. Fuck 'em. I guess we're rich then.

Johnny: Hold on to it, brother.

Jim: You can bet your balls on it.

Post mission phone call

Ray: Okay Johnny. Nicky tells me you got away with the money. Bring it to me.

Johnny: Niko said that/ Dude, that's weird. Shit was kicking off. I don't know what happened to the money. I just wanted to get out with my life.

Ray: You better not be pulling nothing, Johnny. Or I'll start pulling your fucking teeth. You hear me?

Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your sense of humor in the face of an almighty fuck up. See you around.

Failing the mission

Niko injured

Ray: Hit me, Johnny.

Johnny: Yeah, that Niko guy. He's, uhh, in a better place.

Ray: Nicky? Fuck, I mean Nicky, I didn't like the guy. But, hell, they don't normally come that cheap. I'll be in touch.

Attacking Isaac's crew

Ray: Ah, John. How'd it go?

Johnny: We had a problem, Raymond. I didn't like the look of some of the muscle at the Libertonian. They reminded me too much of you.

Ray: Yeah? That's real cute. Taking people out is some kind of joke to you? You know I never thought I'd say this, I hope your phone is tapped you fucking imbecile. So long.