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'''Tony''': You nearly missed the fun, L. Come on board, grab your chute. He's so fucking paranoid, this one. | '''Tony''': You nearly missed the fun, L. Come on board, grab your chute. He's so fucking paranoid, this one. | ||
'''Tony''': All aboard, Lou! Here's that chute you wanted, you really gotta get over that fear of flying. | |||
'''Luis''': Okay, man. Whatever you say. | '''Luis''': Okay, man. Whatever you say. | ||
or: | |||
'''Luis''': I don't know what you talking about, but thanks. | |||
'''Luis''': You confusing the shit out of me, Tony. | |||
''(Luis enters the helicopter)'' | ''(Luis enters the helicopter)'' | ||
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'''Tony''': Let's go. First on the agent is a trip over Happiness Island. Get us some altitude! | '''Tony''': Let's go. First on the agent is a trip over Happiness Island. Get us some altitude! | ||
'''Tony''': Let's show our friend a view of the city. Take us up above Happiness Island. | |||
'''Tony''': Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator. | '''Tony''': Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator. | ||
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'''Celebinator''': This is a fucking scandal. | '''Celebinator''': This is a fucking scandal. | ||
'''Celebinator''': You're a fuckin' disgrace. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Shit. Fuckin' please. | '''Celebinator''': Shit. Fuckin' please. | ||
'''Celebinator''': Why are you doing this? I'm a nice person. | |||
'''Celebinator''': You can't do this to me. I'm a celebrity. | |||
'''Celebinator''': There's something wrong with ya. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Eeek! Eeek! | |||
'''Celebinator''': This isn't happening... | |||
'''Celebinator''': I'm just a fucking blogger. I didn't mean anything. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Please. My fans will miss me so much. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I won't be treated like this. I won't! | |||
'''Celebinator''': Please. No. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh fuck, fuck, shit. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Fuck, no, arghh, fuck. | |||
'''Tony''': Celebinate this, you disgusting little homunculus. | |||
'''Tony''': People are gonna thank us when he's gone, Lou. | |||
'''Tony''': We got too many bloggers in this town already. Drop him. | |||
'''Tony''': The world ain't gonna miss a blogger. | |||
'''Tony''': I bet he's squirming now. | |||
'''Tony''': He scared, Lou? | |||
'''Tony''': You thought you could play us, you arrogant fuck! | |||
'''Tony''': Ask him what's gonna be in tomorrow's update? | '''Tony''': Ask him what's gonna be in tomorrow's update? | ||
'''Tony''': How's the horrible little weasel doing? | |||
'''Tony''': Schmooze him for me, Lou. | |||
''(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)'' | ''(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)'' | ||
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'''Luis''': I'm sorry. Did I just hurt you? | '''Luis''': I'm sorry. Did I just hurt you? | ||
'''Luis''': Who's the big man now, huh? | |||
'''Luis''': Be careful up here, bitch. | |||
'''Luis''': You think you important? You ain't shit. | |||
'''Luis''': This how we do tit for tat where I'm from. | |||
'''Luis''': Bye, bye, birdie. | '''Luis''': Bye, bye, birdie. | ||
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'''Luis''': You should lose some pounds, bro. You too fucking heavy. | '''Luis''': You should lose some pounds, bro. You too fucking heavy. | ||
'''Luis''': Fun's over, man. Have a nice life. | |||
''(Luis throws the Celebinator out of the helicopter)'' | ''(Luis throws the Celebinator out of the helicopter)'' | ||
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'''Tony''': He's an ass, but you gotta save him. | '''Tony''': He's an ass, but you gotta save him. | ||
'''Tony''': Get after him, L. | |||
''(Luis catches him)'' | |||
'''Celebinator''': Am I dead? I'm dead, aren't I? Oh balls. Oh bollocks. | |||
'''Luis''': You ain't dead, man. You getting a second chance at life. You a fucking miracle. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Never...want to leave... the fucking ground again? | |||
'''Luis''': Now this would make a good blog, wouldn't it? | |||
'''Celebinator''': I never want to blog ever again. I fucking hate the internet! | |||
'''Luis''': Ain't this been a nice little outing? | |||
'''Celebinator''': It's not been nice. Not nice at all... | |||
'''Celebinator''': Baaaaah. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Arghhhhhh. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh shit. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Help meeee. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Take me back to earth. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Get away from me. Get away from me. | |||
'''Luis''': You want to let go, be my guest. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I'm slipping. Oh shit, I'm slipping. | |||
'''Luis''': I'd hold on tight if I was you. | |||
'''Luis''': What's that smell, man? That ain't cool, bro. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I want me ma. Where's me ma? | |||
'''Celebinator''': Assuuup waasu. Ug ug. | |||
''(The two make it back to land)'' | |||
'''Luis''': There you go. | |||
''(The Celebinator stumbles away)'' | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh shite. Uggg. Uggg. | |||
'''Luis''': It kind of looks like you had a little accident. Someone might post a picture of that online. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Urgh. Ugghh. Oh, man, oh ma. Ahhhh. I feel like shite. | |||
==Alternate dialogue== | ==Alternate dialogue== | ||
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'''Celebinator''': I should hope not. Big dumb greasy lug, isn't he? | '''Celebinator''': I should hope not. Big dumb greasy lug, isn't he? | ||
==Post mission phone call== | |||
'''Tony''': Luis, how'd you boys get on after you let me? | |||
'''Luis''': Okay, T. He's an annoying little fuck, but I think we saw eye to eye by the end of it. He ain't gonna be giving us no smack talk no more. | |||
'''Tony''': That's excellent news. We should schmooze these "citizen journalists" more often. | |||
'''Luis''': It would be my pleasure. | |||
==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== | ||
===Celebinator dies=== | ===Celebinator dies=== | ||
'''Tony''': What's the point in going to all that trouble if he's just going to die? We wanted him dead, we coulda done it in his sleep. | |||
'''Luis''': Fair point, man. I guess we got to get better at scaring cats, not dropping them. See ya. | |||
===Tony dies=== | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh my fucking god. Tony Prince died right in front of me. I've got to blog this right now. | |||
'''Luis''': I see a blog about this, I am going to fucking kill you, bro. Don't think for a moment that I ain't. | |||
===Helicopter destroyed=== | |||
'''Tony''': Yusuf's gonna be pissed. That was his chopper. | |||
'''Luis''': I got a feeling that guy can afford to write off the loss. Later, T. | |||
===Celebinator falls=== | |||
'''Tony''': L, shit, you manage to arrest his terminal velocity? | '''Tony''': L, shit, you manage to arrest his terminal velocity? | ||